MATT KING
@RealMattKing
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Acty Man, Writey Man. Bring on the dancing horses.
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20 years ago a little telly program appeared on Channel 4 that nobody watched cos they were all at the pub. I was just a boy, fumbling around in my first acting job. Anyway, it did alright in the end. Thanks largely to
@jessearmstrong1
@sambaintv
@arobertwebb
@RealDMitchell
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Right, who's in charge of my words? What you're doing there, Guinness, is an advert, innit.
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Brexit means 'remove this photo of me from your horrible little post before I report your ass'.
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Been meaning to say this for a while. If anyone out there who follows me has even a passing interest in the words and actions of Andrew Tate, then please immediately fuck off. My daughter is thirteen and has lads in her class who worship that cunt. Otherwise, peace out. MK 💜 🙏
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55 times around the sun today. With this beauty for 29 of those. Here's to the next 55. And the next.
#youandiaregonnaliveforever
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Taken on set just before we shot the "just to wet the whistle" scene. My last day ever on Peep. MK 💜
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True story. I was in the chemist with my daughter yesterday and Thor (Chris Hemsworth) was stood next to us. The lovely chemist lady was a bit flustered. He left... and she goes "Oh my God. Are you Super Hans"
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Just got sent this. My last ever scene on Peep Show with true gents
@RealDMitchell
and
@arobertwebb
. 12 years man. Good times. ✌️
#peepshow
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Literally the shortest wedding in history. Three days. Three days too long. She wouldn't let me live stream the Spurs. Got rid.
#COYS
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First time on camera. Absolutely terrified I was. Styled it out. Boom.
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And this was taken on my first ever week on Peep Show. Early 2003. Fuck's sake. MK 💜
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Six pints of Hans please barkeep. No logo in the foam.
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Yesssss! It's finally come true.
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are now officially...men with Van De Ven.
#COYS
#superhans
#PeepShow
#menwithven
#bigangeknowsjusttrust
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I'd kick out anyone who attached this particular type of fucking picture to their massively loaded question.
If you could change one thing about modern Britain 🇬🇧, what would it be?
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That wasn't very Christmassy
“Prince Phillip has taken 4 grams of coke to relax him for the Queen’s
Speech....”
#princephilip
#queensspeech
#christmas
@RealMattKing
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Rare photo of me and the missus together in the wild. 22 years married, 30 years together. They don't make 'em like her anymore. The funniest, kindest, wisest, most empathetic person I've ever met - and she married me. What a fucking idiot. Love you Janie. X💜💜
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Morning peeps. This is me right now. October 1st 2023. Off to film a thing I'm not allowed to talk about cos I've signed an NDA. But you'll see it in about two years. You have a fucking good day now. MK 💜
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Yes, sometimes I do forget things Hans said in Peep Show. Because I've never sat down and watched an episode. Ever. Mainly cos I hate watching myself. So some of the very funny things I said TWENTY fucking years ago, may on occasion, slip my mind.
#thiscrackisreallyaddictive
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If you enjoy Peep Show, Harry Potter and School of Rock, then you'll probably enjoy this episode of
@RickandMorty
featuring
@RealDMitchell
@arobertwebb
@theharrypotterkid
and
@jackblack
, as well as myself. Haven't seen it yet but meant to be alright.
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Stevie G just said Liverpool will have to "look in the mirror and do some soul searching.". Don't think that's gonna work. Cocaine Stevie, cocaine.
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The greatest episode of
@RickandMorty
ever made. Super Hans and Harry Potter. Golden snitch up the jacksie.
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I took my son to see
@fontainesdublin
last November and believe me, I understand the power of Peep Show. I was fucking mobbed by humans who were largely unborn when I was filming the third series. It's a very special show to me too. Just can't watch it. MK 💜
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Uh.... okay. 'The Labour party is really moreish'. There you go, I've sullied myself for your one vote. Get up the fuckin' road. 🌹
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People voted for the Tories and hoarded all the bog-roll. You can't trust people Jeremy.
#SuperHansWisdom
#ZombieApocalypse
#EndOfDays
#IFeelFine
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Also my first time on camera. See the terror in my eyes?
@RealMattKing
Rewatching Peep Show for the umpteenth time. Super Hans’ first appearance! “No logo on the foam.”
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Still not as good as the time I did Glasto and came off stage late afternoon, went to the bar and four pilled-up lads of about 16 bowl over and go "Excuse me mate, can you take a photo of us with Super Hans?". And hand the phone to Noel Gallagher.
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Here we see the young Hans, in his natural habitat. 7-Up and a ciggie. He'll be right as rain.
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So I'm gonna be DJing as Superhans this summer. Watch out for me at festivals, Ibiza, small pubs. Choonz & jokes innit.
#superhans
#djhans
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Poor John Lennon. Murdered again.
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I don't get on here these days but how could I NOT send all-round lovely human woman
#OliviaColman
my CONGRATULATIONS on winning an actoring award last night. I mean, I was nominated for the Monte Carlo 'Golden Nymph' Award 2007 - but at least now we're ALL winners.
#Oscars19
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Yeah, I'm still here. Took a mental health day that went for a fuckin' year. It's been emotional. Now to find my beautiful Peace Army again. Anyone got eyes on 'em? Pass it on.... 💚🕊🙏☮️🌈
@RealRobertWebb
@jowhiley
#OBLB
#vice
#superhans
#peepshow
#MentalHealthAwareness
#COYS
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A little message from Super Hans.
#superhans
#peepshow
#VoteLabour
@jeremycorbyn
@UKLabour
@PeepShowQOTD
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Anyone need a lift in my van to the local polling station? Maybe a cheeky pint by the pub fire after? Obviously that doesn't apply to those voting blue and/or dirty Ukip racists.
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹
#VoteLabourToday
#VoteTheToriesOut
#VotingLabour
#KickBorisOut
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Why would I wanna "save" Brexit? I wanna smash it all up and kick it's Dad down the stairs.
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When I was a lad, one of my favourite albums ever was Nonstop Erotic Cabaret by
@softcellhq
I fucking played that thing 'til the grooves wore out. I'd kinda forgotten all about that beautiful album until I bought it again last week. Turned it over and saw this on the back... 💜
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Thanks. It's actually the ONLY scene we ever shot where Robert and David totally lost it and kept corpsing. Once they started, then I was off. Took us bloody ages to get through it. Good times though. Right chaps?
@RealDMitchell
@arobertwebb
MK 💜
You have no idea how much this scene made me laugh the first time I watched it when the episode was broadcast and how much it made me laugh the last time which was a few days ago (and the many times between those two).
Well, you now have an idea...
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I remember why I left the pub for three years now. I genuinely wish you all nothing peace and love. Take care of yourselves and each other. To the toxic few, life is a gift, go outside, look at the sky occasionally. Laters you lot, and peace out. MK 💜
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What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? I need a stimpak.
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Graffiti's like Lego innit. Wall Lego.
#peepshowistwenty
@RealMattKing
@jessearmstrong1
@sambaintv
@arobertwebb
@RealDMitchell
A good time to share this again then! Great character.
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Actually, you make just me feel sad to my core and are indicative of everything that's wrong with the world right now. Nice attempt at trying to ruin my kid's future too - but rest easy in the knowledge they will rise up against tiny-minded people like you. Peace out. ✌️🌈☀️
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Best Glasto flag ever.
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A mate of mine text me last night saying I was a question on Mastermind where the specialist subject was Peep Show. If that's true, I've achieved the holy quadfecta (that's a thing yeah?). Been a question on Eggheads, Only Connect, The Chaser & now MM. Life goals reached. MK 💜
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When you're seventeen and your girlfriend catches you admiring yourself. We didn't have social media, you see. MK 💜
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You do all realise that while you're debating my use of "the C word" as you keep daintily referring to it, Andrew Tate is telling my son that it's okay to rape and physically assault women and just for kicks, is a known sex trafficker. Just saying. Priorities and that. MK 💜
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It's on! My legs'll be jelly man. And the bottom half of me may well be on fire. The secret ingredient... is lactic acid.
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️👟👟 🤢🤮
@comicrelief
@RealDMitchell
@arobertwebb
@jessearmstrong1
@SU2C
@TeenageCancer
#superhans
#peepshow
#accidentallyrunstowindsor
"The Comic Relief Accidental-Run-To-Windsor with Super Hans"
Lets make it happen. This could be bigger than the London marathon.
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Your 8 year old must be all like "Dad's a fucking lightweight, getting that pissed on two thirds of a pint".
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PHOTOS FROM ANCIENT HISTORY - No 431
A funny day on the set of television's The Peep Show with
@RealDMitchell
"Just to whet the whistle".
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Yep. A camera. MK 💜
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I truly apologise to the Super Hans army out there who have booked tickets to see the man in action. Due to ongoing health issues which prevent me from performing (under advice of doctors) I've had to postpone or cancel many 2018 gigs. I'm sorry and I 💚 all you cats. MK 🕊✌️
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Darryl wasn't always a racist.
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Sweet Jesus. Has it been that long? Wonder what happened to Dave Webb and lovely old Bobby Mitchell.
Channel 4 aired the first ever episode of Peep Show 16 years ago today.
@RealDMitchell
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A few people got offended I typed "the C word" in its unvarnished form and didn't hide it by writing "c**t." Cos those two asterisks mean I could be saying any word, yeah? "Andrew Tate is a c***t". And by that, I mean "coot", the British waterfowl, often confused with a moorhen.
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This was taken by my girlfriend in 1987, for those asking. That's my Morris Marina behind me. Seriously, you youngsters really fucked up not being born earlier in history. We had it fucking great. Now it's mostly shit, with occasional bright spots moving in from the East. MK 💜
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Goodbye Peep Show. It's been real. Love from Superhans.
#peepshow
@arobertwebb
@RealDMitchell
@sambaintv
@jessearmstrong1
#superhans
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Two things. Super Hans isn't real FFS! He's a fictional character played by me. He doesn't exist. Secondly, he's asked me to tell you SUPER HANS IS ON CAMEO NOW and it's not too late for a personalised Xmas bollocking from FATHER SPLIFFMAS.
#moreishxmas
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Latest advice from Boris.
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Play nicely guys. Peep Show is a blessing. I'm more a writer at heart and have made a decent living doing that for 30 odd years, so life doesn't revolve around PS. Plus, the people who come up to me are always kind. And my teenage kids now realise they've got the cool dad. MK 💜
@realdansum
@RealMattKing
I think it would be annoying because his career outside of peep show is mostly overlooked by people only familiar with his work as super Hans. If he has enough pride in that role then whatever but I can image being annoyed if I was in his position. Like how Radiohead hates creep
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Please do Peep Show, please do Peep Show, please do Peep... etc
@RealDMitchell
@arobertwebb
@Isysuttie
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We are doing a LIVE episode of Peep Show on Christmas Day though.
Auf wiederzehn. 👍
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PEEP SHOW PEOPLE!!
I can finally reveal what was going on at SUPER HANS' New Year's Eve Party...
#ohthehumanity
via
@YouTube
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Peeple. If you give a single shit about the young or the old or the sick or the beautiful planet we live on, get out there and
#VoteLabour
🌹
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People have yelled the following in my face...
Oi, Safe Hans!
Oi, Big Hands!!
Oi, Scissor Hands!!!
Moreish!!! (just that, makes no fucking sense)
Oi, you fuckin' crack head!! (when I was with my three-year-old daughter)
Bender!!! (possibly not Peep Show related)
Not mine but my friend's mum once saw
@RealMattKing
in a supermarket and referred to him as "Mega Hands".
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Went to bed thinking we were staying in Europe. Went to bed thinking Hillary would win. Don't want to go to bed tonight. Who wants a drink?
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All this smoking chat. I worry for my daughter's generation cos they think vaping is a totally cool alternative. We know fuck all about it yet. One day, they'll realise it's giving people oesophagal cancer and maybe then they'll stop chugging like Thomas the fucking Tank Engine.
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Not only did they cancel Whites after one series when it was getting nearly 3 million viewers on Tuesday night on BBC2, but they binned it to make Mrs. Brown's fuckin' Boys. Now ain't that a kick in the lightly poached plums with a biscuit tuile and honey foam.
#bringbackwhites
@RealMattKing
@OliLansley
I loved that show. I couldn't believe it got cancelled. An excellent cast, great writing and it felt like it was going to really grow. When you consider some of the utter shite that gets commissioned for multiple series.
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Photographic proof I liked The Cult before you. Old skool tin of 7Up and a B&H cap off this strong look.
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Shame arkid (Mark Corrigan) couldn't be arsed turnin' up. Right
@arobertwebb
&
@RealDMitchell
?
Liam gallagher and chris martin performing tonight looked rather familiar..
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Tell you what, seeing as I get fuck all for you using my face to sell your massively overpriced snide T-shirts, how about you donate 50% of the profit you make to a homeless charity or
@MindCharity
? I'll even plug your hooky gear. MK x
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Fair play. It is fucking good.
Happy to announce that I’m now the proud owner of this amazing boxset. Going to spend my time in quarantine as useful as possible by rewatching this brilliant show. Thanks for all the happy memories
@RealDMitchell
@arobertwebb
@RealMattKing
Legends!
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Seriously though
@bbcdoctorwho
? Here's your new timelord. Daleks are just droids for w*nkers. Take 'em apart with that screwdriver thing.
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Finally. I'm somebody and my life has meaning. I've got a little blue tick next to my name. Validation baby. I'm a contender. I'm a man, not a number. I'm Spartacus. I'm the urban goose. I'm Morgan Freeman. I'm Enfield Town. I'm Doris.
Little nod to
@baxterdury
there. MK
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The more repetitive the note, the more dread.
@RealDMitchell
@arobertwebb
this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument
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Ah, Glasto. You were a fuckload of fun. Super Hans and Psychopab in 2016. Big beats are still the best. Get high most of the time.
#bigbeatsarethebest
#glasto
#Glastonbury
#GlastonburyAtHome
#GlastonburyMemories
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Hmmm. A Super Hans spinoff you say? I wonder if anything like that is being planned as we speak...
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I'm away to Tesco Metro to get catfood and beans.
Also. What the fuck's a washing machine doing outside my flats?
I'm calling the council.
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Looking down that camera for the first time and seeing the reflection of my own terrified face felt like a gaze into either oblivion or some kinda joyful future.
The rest is... Hanstory.
*drops mic, trips over lead, falls off stage, does an ankle
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