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Does this article read exactly like I wrote it?
I didn't.
Someone else did, 40 years ago.
And no one has learned a thing since.
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@soledadobrien
@CoriBush
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@kendall__james
@RexChapman
They build gigantic machines that seat hundreds of people that can fly 30,000 feet in the air for a whole day and land safely but when they need to reverse it's just Steve on a tractor
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@ProjectLincoln
Here's your next ad. No audio. Just this, over silence, on the screen for 30 seconds.
Failed leadership.
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@AOC
This dude won't even debate his opponent but he wants to flex at AOC?
Some people just can't take an a thess whooping
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@jemelehill
Black people, largely black women, KEEP coming through for this country. And we KEEP not repaying the lifetimes of debt. I hope these adminstrations do something right.
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@baseballot
The ANTIFA cover is so deep that they got elected as Republicans before joining Trump's coup attempt.
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@AnthonySabatini
Hey Anthony, are these your refrigerated trailer morgues?
Are these for CASES?
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@Redistrict
Dave went down to Georgia he was lookin to do some math
Loeffler was in a bind, she was way behind, Warnock by two and a half.
Dave sent out a tweet and boy was it hot stuff: first on the call, we all saw, Dave he had seen enough.
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@RElliotWSB
I am also sending a slate of Electors to send to Washington to cast their votes for me.
Equally valid
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@AOC
An ass whooping really autocorrected to a thess whooping.
Okay autocorrect come on down to Georgia I'll buy your plane ticket!
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@Sites4Congress
@Jim_Jordan
Let's me correct those quotes for you, Jim:
"The Election was stolen. We won by a landslide"
“If you don’t fight like Hell, you’re not going to have a country”
“When you catch somebody in a fraud, you’re allowed to go by different rules”
"We love you, you're very special"
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@RepThomasMassie
That's how I feel about drunk driving mandates. Do not comply! Other people's safety isn't your problem!
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@AyannaPressley
Cancel student debt + $15 min wage + Universal Healthcare would be the most effective stimulus in the history of America, the most popular policies since FDR (and maybe ever)
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@Public_Citizen
@ninaturner
Kroger will respond by spending a few hundred million lobbying some certain politicians to approve it when the time comes
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@meena
@lizgarbus
"it's mental health!"
"So you'll provide easy and affordable access to mental healthcare?"
"Lol no but I got you to stop talking about guns :) "
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@CoryBooker
I'm proud to wear this red hat!
Can you guess who I'm voting for this November?!
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I haven't personally received any healthcare services from
#PlannedParenthood
but I know women who have - including breast cancer and cervical cancer screenings - and I believe that women's healthcare is healthcare. Radical, I know.
So I just want to say
#ThanksPlannedParenthood
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@GOPLeader
Yeah that's why he's raising the minimum wage, passing COVID relief, pausing student debt payments, extending the eviction moratorium, building a COVID plan, and holding domestic TERRORISTS accountable.
What else ya got?
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@AOC
Desconfío de los que saben tan bien lo que dios quiere que hagan, porque noto que siempre coincide con sus deseos.
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@ProjectLincoln
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@jaketapper
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@jemelehill
@KLoeffler
Be a shame if you donated to the top Democratic candidate to take her Senate seat 👀
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@Bakari_Sellers
"Newsmax has no evidence that Dominion or Smartmatic manipulated votes in the 2020 Election"
🤣🤣🤣
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@GregHilburn1
@pbump
@thenewsstar
WITH COVID or OF Covid? 🧐
I'm sorry I've become desensitized as nearly 400,000 Americans have died from it this year and one particular political party has repeatedly and loudly claimed it's nothing to worry about
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@KyleSouther1
@TRHLofficial
@OkChewy
@TenPointPG
Maybe your obsession with children's genitalia needs to be addressed here
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@AOC
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@RepMattGaetz
Why is it that no one - Hawley or any Republicans - had any objections to the mail-in and absentee voting systems until AFTER the election?
Because they don't have a problem with the legalities. They're just mad about the result. Cry more, Trumper.
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@NateSilver538
"he's losing now"
Losing what?
You seem confused about when the election is.
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@GOPLeader
It's pretty sad when the "GOP Leader" can have his entire argument totally obliterated by some dude on Twitter in 30 seconds.
That explains why you lost the House...and the Senate...and the White House.
America is better than you.
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@AOC
In 1978 you could pay for an ENTIRE YEAR OF COLLEGE TUITION with a summer job THAT PAID MINIMUM WAGE.
Yep. $2.65/hr at 40 hours/week for 12.5 weeks paid in full for college (AND ROOM AND BOARD)
In 2020, that would be equivalent to if tuition AND room and board were:
$3,625.
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@EWErickson
If this is the responsibility of Democrats then every mass shooting with an AR-15 is the responsibility of Republicans
What now?
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Step 1: thoughts and prayers
Step 2: now is not the time to politicize
Step 3: They're gonna take your guns!
Step 4: nothing we could do to prevent this
Step 5: next mass shooting
Repeat.
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@AOC
To be clear, progressives are fully expected to get in line behind mainstream Dems for the betterment of the party, but when progressives are in tight races you have to fend for yourselves
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@Redistrict
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a something of a legend. Flag my message you don't have my blessins cause I called it for the Reverend.
I'll bet a lifetime reputation and the soul
of this nation 'Cause I've seen enough of you."
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@CraigCaplan
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@MagicJohnson
Protip for religious folk:
Maybe don't say "I know God is good because I have all of these things"
Because most people don't have any of those things and many people have nothing
If you measure your faith by what you have - given, earned or otherwise - your faith is very small
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@jaketapper
@GOPLeader
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@KatyTurNBC
@DavidPepper
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@AOC
In 1978 you could work 500 hrs at min wage ($2.65) & pay for tuition + room & board at an in-state public school. 10 hrs/week year-round, or 40 hrs/week for 12.5 weeks
In 2020 you'd have to work 3,500 hrs. 67 hrs/week year-round, or 40 hrs/week for 86 weeks (yeah almost two yrs)
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@RexChapman
The absolute insanity that is criticizing professional athletes for being "spoiled" is that
BEING A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A MERITOCRACY IN THE WORLD
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@axios
Anyone in charge of anything who DOESN'T keep, use, and reference notes is exhibiting a disturbing lack of laziness.
You couldn't give a 10 minute presentation about your favorite topic without notes.
Expecting the literal President to speak knowledgeably about dozens of huge
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@AOC
Any business that doesn't pay its workers a living wage has no right to exist.
Billionaires also have no right to exist.
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1/x The polls weren't wrong, you just read them wrong.
The spread in a poll matters some. But a 50-47 lead (+3) is FAR MORE ROBUST than a 46-40 lead (+6)
People see a poll avg at 46-40, and when the result is 47-49, they say "pOlL wAS WrONg"
From +6 to -2?!? Off by 8!!!
Nope.
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@RepMattGaetz
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@EmOsyndicate
@Chinchillazllla
This comment is a perfect glimpse into MAGA Brain.
They are entirely incapable of a depth of understanding beyond "this good" and "this bad"
Which is why Trump constantly saying everything is either "the best, the best ever" or "the worst" makes so much sense to them.
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@FredPiccoloJr
Nothing says "I feel safe" like the need for a deadly weapon to feel safe.
Good luck in November.
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@SpeakerPelosi
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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@TexasTribune
@BetoORourke
Unlike pro-birthers who call themselves pro-life - here is what an actual pro-life platform would look like:
1) Healthcare for all
2) Shelter for all
3) Food & clean water for all
People who think 10 year olds should be forced to have their rapist's baby call this "radical"
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@RepAOC
A lot of people want to compare it to what Kathy Griffin did, and I should point out the subtle but important difference:
As far as I know, Kathy Griffin is not a member of Congress with a sworn oath to the Constitution
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@RhonnMarney
@Scaramucci
Kicking people off of food assistance programs then claiming that reducing the number of Americans on food assistance is an accomplishment
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@yacygirl
@Jessicam6946
It's to prove a point. They don't want to catch COVID but they're also doing literally nothing to stop the spread.
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@AriDrennen
@TheRealMrPoints
Republicans literally want to play genitalia police.
I'd check this guy's hard drive
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@RepJamesComer
I think we should be divided from anti-Democracy insurrection terrorists.
Do you?
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@SpeakerPelosi
Get them under oath.
Make Republicans look them in the eye, as thousands descended on our Capitol, stole National Security sensitive items, multiple people died, and they wanted to kill members of Congress, and tell them
"This is a waste of time"
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@NateSilver538
People who don't wear masks/social distance don't refuse to do it "because the messaging isn't empathetic enough"
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@KelemenCari
did you hire an illegal immigrant? Call U.S. Customs at: (866) 347-2423 to report yourself.
#ICE
#DayWithoutImmigrants
.
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@MrAtheistPants
@ArianFoster
It takes a very small man to claim being called "racist" is in any way whatsoever comparable, similar, or otherwise emotionally damaging as n-word.
For what it's worth:
If someone who isn't racist gets called a racist, their first response isn't to be defensive.
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@atrupar
"there are serious problems with this election..."
"What problems specifically."
"What problems, specifically?"
"What. Problems. Specifically?"
Stop letting them spew unsubstantiated nonsense. Make them back it up. They can't.
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@RepRashida
@HouseDemocrats
@SenateGOP
There's a lot of evidence to suggest that Trump and Capitol Police coordinated this to some extent. Our allies think so.
This is an immediate threat to our country. If he's this desperate now, imagine how desperate he'll be tomorrow or next week
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