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Diet Coke and Liquid Smoke, this is the year fellas

Joined March 2020
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
6 months
One time I was at my buddy's house and I set his DVR to record everything with "gay" in the description and it wasn't easy to figure out what had happened so like a **year** later I got this exasperated call because his wife legitimately was questioning him and he knew it was me.
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@RcaZenith
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10 months
Parents-to-be, quick tip . "We're trying for our first" - okay. "We tried this morning before we came to brunch" - not okay.
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@RcaZenith
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6 months
Their entire DVR was filled to the brim with gay shit, an entire year's worth, just a beautiful gratifying slow-burning prank makes me laugh every time I think of it.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
10 months
@Hakeemedes No Hakeem no come on man.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
5 months
". and they think it's funny.".
@Lord_Talbot64
Lord Talbot
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Phillips laughing as MP's vote to refuse an inquiry into grooming gangs says it all.
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@RcaZenith
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2 months
"you have no idea how tariffs work". - Lady with a 10-year car loan at 10%.
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@RcaZenith
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4 months
I told my wife that one of my younger female coworkers said she couldn't believe that I had a daughter in high school and that was a mistake.
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@RcaZenith
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1 year
Anybody remember this comedian
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
6 months
@KILLTOPARTY This dude is literally about to fumble the tardwife bag and I'm so sad for him.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
Her husband does computer stuff too, you guys would probably have a blast together
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
You get the feeling that this is probably almost over.
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@RcaZenith
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6 months
@MattSchuckDC Bahahahaha. That's really evil.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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I grew up poor and the "penny wise but pound foolish" stuff dies hard. Was about to spend several hours cleaning and ironing shirts on Sunday when I remembered that it's literally a couple bucks at the dry cleaner and they do a much better job. My kids do not have this problem.
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@RcaZenith
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@J_wayne81 Dude come on we gotta see one.
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@RcaZenith
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4 months
@MashTunTimmy Caught off guard. My wife likes to say I'm old and I thought I was doing something.
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@RcaZenith
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5 months
I mentor H1B Indians and the biggest problem I have with them is that they literally will not listen if they think they're right. I manage lightly and ask "are you sure?" and let them stub their toe - and the same cycle repeats.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
My wife turns 40 tomorrow. Does anybody have any gift ideas for elderly women?.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
Tribes in New Zealand were cannibalizing each other well after my family built our farm in the Midwest. Those dances and the hollering is funny but watch yourself.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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I have a theory that the more comfortable you are with using the word "retarded" the more compassionate and comfortable you are with the "intellectually disabled" in the real world.
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@RcaZenith
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6 months
@CEOofh0mophobia Absolutely brilliant.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
4 years
RIP my youngest brother. Just saw he has pronouns on his LinkedIn account.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
I'm terrible at following instructions - I promise I'll die someday Scott.
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@RcaZenith
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6 months
@anon180759 Poor bastard lol.
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@RcaZenith
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1 year
@leamaric You can see it in their face before they even have to say a word.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
4 months
@chionogirl Done and done. Problems solved!.
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@RcaZenith
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5 months
@jake_gotta This is how they fixed the supermarkets. I have to beg a high school kid to come up with the key and get me a deodorant.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@KILLTOPARTY Just hug the stuffed animal big guy
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
Mr. Fragrance has discovered that other things smell and it's over for you hos.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
6 months
@joelatjaybird I'm laughing IRL at this one, you gotta follow up with him.
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@RcaZenith
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1 year
@magicmaan775 Waiting for the sequel, "Vaccine Bear" where the bear talks shit about people taking "horse paste" and then dies of a heart attack after giving Jimmy Kimmel a handjob.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
6 months
@cmsones That is hilarious, but what do you do for the return address?.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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You could tell me this was a poster for Hamilton and I'd probably believe you.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! đź‘„đź§€
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These four captured inmates have been transferred out of New Orleans and are being held at Angola. 6 more remaining
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@RcaZenith
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Back when Sam's Club was new it was so fun to go get free samples on Sundays. Now if you go on Sunday it looks like the set of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
@claireternal No, and now I'm realizing it sounds like that's what I'm saying. Whoops.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 months
@celestialbe1ng I take it you've never seen a smoked brisket.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
5 months
They're not listening to the customer's problem. They're going to stick with what they do. "Sandeep, that's not what they're asking for. It's all very cool what you've done here, but we're trying to solve a specific problem". "Ok".
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@J_wayne81 This is so goddamned funny.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
4 years
I was just starting to date my wife. She always wanted to lay on top of me. She called me her "man-couch". Every single one of my daughters has done the same. Laying here with my 2.5yo old on my chest because she won't sleep otherwise. I'm a piece of heated furniture.
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@RcaZenith
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
2 years
You gotta get her pregnant, this is unnatural. You're not supposed to hang out and talk this much, it's gay. There needs to be chaos. She needs to be pumping while you're making the dinner by yourself and making faces at the baby and making cow jokes.
@JoshLekach
🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴
2 years
Seems kind of sterile
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
10 months
It's really a throwback to the family huddled around the radio, fun event.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
Waddling out of a restaurant with a toothpick in your teeth and your wife and three daughters following behind is an elite dad vibe few will know.
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@RcaZenith
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These are things that make work extremely aggravating. I either have to dress down this goofball and force him to reflect, or I have to do his job for him and hope he gets it . I just have to be more prescriptive in my assignments I guess.
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@RcaZenith
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@CBHtheIII How did you escape that holy shit.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@Wifejaksolana It's been a long day already hon
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1 year
@BlackstarSSBM Time to escalate to the boofing method, let's get serious about health.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
I once got uninvited to a wedding and eventually de-friended from a guy from high school because I was drunk one night and said retard too much and offended one of his wife's friends. It was for the best, in hindsight. They're all retards.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@AndyJScott Tale as old as time.
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@RcaZenith
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@WexlerRules roflmao that's great.
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@stevemur I used this program! . That's such a good prank. I used to work at a place that didn't lock down remote PowerShell execution and I'd invoke the text-to-speech and make their desktop talk to them in that terrible robot voice lol.
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@RcaZenith
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1 year
@ElGatoFato Eh, the IKEA stuff was funny.
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RCA Zenith
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@blatant_sock It was neither really. She just let me know what she thought and then I felt like an idiot. There are genuinely no bad actors in the entire scenario.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
I swear I was tweeting about this two years ago. Ankle width is inversely related to athletic ability
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RCA Zenith
6 months
@Longnosedfish Definitely not making a case for her rationality.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
@Everytown The ability alone to access a firearm is something to be proud of, but just not enough - what can be done to subsidize firearm ownership for those in poverty?.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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Any play area designed for children that doesn't charge a disproportionate fee for access will inevitably be overrun with 14-15 year old black kids without parents, fighting /swearing / playing loud music . Today it was a **toddler-age** play area in the mall.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
@L1zrdk1ng I'm not sure how many doors down the poor guy is but he's definitely extremely boosted.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
Where does the mainstream media get money? Nobody watches TV or reads newspapers, what's really going on here? Why are there still journalists.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@miladydriver @KILLTOPARTY I'm already clever enough, I need the kids to have D1 strength.
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RCA Zenith
1 year
My wife likes to talk to me about banal minutiae while topless getting ready and even though we've been together for 20 years and three kids I'm still not able to concentrate on what she's saying.
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@RcaZenith
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@newpleroma 4chan (pre-feds) was obsessed with Allison Harvard, man. It was pretty cringe. That said, I have positive memories of her postings because of everything else at the time, "consequences will never be the same", the other (old) subjects of k*wi farms.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@__UnitedNation @EdAsante77 Serious question - why is it necessary to artificially create black representation in every corner of history, no matter how absurd?.
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@Captain_C2 Oof. Surely she was just having a bad day.
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@MelanineT45 It's on the way to work man.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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It's genuinely hilarious how bad the @USPS is at this point
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
I refuse to talk to people who are not in the same room as me and it pisses off every woman in my life. If you really wanted to talk to me you wouldn't be screaming across the house.
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@RcaZenith
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@DShaw873 Ukraine is an idea.
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@RcaZenith
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@Bocksawm I'm in a tough spot because I simultaneously hate the HOA and need it's help . I somewhat expected the Karens to address it, they may have bitched and I just never heard about it.
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@RcaZenith
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My oldest daughter is in the state finals spelling bee today against a boatload of Indians - really a great run sweetheart, we're proud of you.
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RCA Zenith
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@LeaMaric A lot of it is true. It mostly has to do with being poor, which Reddit hates (if you're white).
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@RcaZenith
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The YouTube algo forces this Iraetel guy on me and he's just completely unlikable. Maybe he's smart, I'll never know.
@Soli729
Soli đ’‰­
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10+ years of science based lifting surpassed by a 22 year old who dieted on chocolate milk and ramen
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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Married guy tip - next time you have a quickie with your wife, as you're about to bail, say something like "thanks babe" and put some cash on her dresser (obviously make sure she **sees** you do it). Leave before she has a chance to react.
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@TheRoyalSerf Imagine how many twinks had to die for this information.
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RCA Zenith
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Clark Kent could never be believable today because journalists have revoltingly physiognomy, you'd immediately know something was wrong while being interviewed by a barrel chested dude from a major newspaper.
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@deranker1990 That's hardcore. He must have been horrified lol.
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@bcwcards @cmsones Oh for sure, just wanted to know if there was a good strategy to make it look legitimate but not really traceable.
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@dr_kkjetelina Did you watch Avengers? The thing is that Europe just needs that black Captain America guy.
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@RcaZenith
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@JosephPolitano I'll never forget his pitch to offer a hamburger to people to take gene therapy, just a beautiful soul.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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I bought a drone and am working on a drop mechanism so I can carry pouches of wildflower seeds over ignored and inaccessible municipal / state property and perform guerilla beautification next spring.
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@RcaZenith
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You wouldn't believe how many people like this exist. Now tell us about your pension and how much you're going to make when you're not even working your fake job.
@Horned_Sphere
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This video is awesome!
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
1 year
Watching the beginning of American Pie and I can't believe how horny we were back then. Nobody has sex now in comparison.
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@RcaZenith
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"Just do whatever!"
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RCA Zenith
1 year
One thing that my wife loves is when I take her out on a date we go to a nice restaurant and she gets fruity drink (maybe an appetizer) and then we go to a different restaurant and eat there. It doesn't cost much more but much bigger impact.
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@RcaZenith
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Yesterday one of my girls was shucking sweet corn and found a green caterpillar inside. I grabbed the little guy, put it in my palm and showed her it was no big deal - and then the little bastard bit me, hard. That has literally never happened to me before.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@Forest_motherr That professor? Albert Einstein.
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RCA Zenith
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@akpilled I suffer from optimization-driven awareness fragility.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
2 months
Absolutely impossible for this man to escape third world thinking. Yes, Vivek, we should definitely turn the US into the diploma mill cheating factory of India.
@VigilantFox
The Vigilant Fox 🦊
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NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy just dropped a game-changing idea for public education: merit-based pay for public school teachers. “Pay for performance. That’s what businesses do. There’s no reason we shouldn’t be running our public schools in the same way.”. Vivek announced that he plans
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
3 years
Why is how trashed a phone is so highly correlated with how attractive the woman owning it is?. Seriously, why do hot girls destroy their phones.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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Going to undermine my successful father creds here, but I'm 99% sure being around my children too much is actually physically bad for me.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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Roughly 13 years ago my wife and I spent too much on a baby crib from Babys R Us because it could be turned into a full size bed later. After 11 years and three infants passing through it, today was the day. Teeth marks chiseled in and all - it has reached it's final form.
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@RcaZenith
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@WurzelRoot 4chan has been spammed with them for two years, this and videos of soldiers raping opposition soldiers.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@stone_toss mfw my body cam is picking up critical evidence
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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My wife frickin lied to me.
@formulafakers
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🚨 | BREAKING: Abbi Pulling has become the first woman
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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I think they're happiest like this. They want to be "ruled" so they can play act this sort of thing. It's a fetish.
@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
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Hot DAMN, what a speech by AOC!. “We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber the oligarchs. And they can be overwhelmed.”. This is the energy we need.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@Yeayeawtvpal Yeah, I've come to this realization as well.
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@RcaZenith
RCA Zenith
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@libsoftiktok This is a perfect video to watch on mute.
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