RCA Zenith
@RcaZenith
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Diet Coke and Liquid Smoke, this is the year fellas
Joined March 2020
One time I was at my buddy's house and I set his DVR to record everything with "gay" in the description and it wasn't easy to figure out what had happened so like a **year** later I got this exasperated call because his wife legitimately was questioning him and he knew it was me.
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Parents-to-be, quick tip . "We're trying for our first" - okay. "We tried this morning before we came to brunch" - not okay.
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Their entire DVR was filled to the brim with gay shit, an entire year's worth, just a beautiful gratifying slow-burning prank makes me laugh every time I think of it.
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". and they think it's funny.".
Phillips laughing as MP's vote to refuse an inquiry into grooming gangs says it all.
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"you have no idea how tariffs work". - Lady with a 10-year car loan at 10%.
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I told my wife that one of my younger female coworkers said she couldn't believe that I had a daughter in high school and that was a mistake.
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@KILLTOPARTY This dude is literally about to fumble the tardwife bag and I'm so sad for him.
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Her husband does computer stuff too, you guys would probably have a blast together
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I grew up poor and the "penny wise but pound foolish" stuff dies hard. Was about to spend several hours cleaning and ironing shirts on Sunday when I remembered that it's literally a couple bucks at the dry cleaner and they do a much better job. My kids do not have this problem.
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I mentor H1B Indians and the biggest problem I have with them is that they literally will not listen if they think they're right. I manage lightly and ask "are you sure?" and let them stub their toe - and the same cycle repeats.
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My wife turns 40 tomorrow. Does anybody have any gift ideas for elderly women?.
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Tribes in New Zealand were cannibalizing each other well after my family built our farm in the Midwest. Those dances and the hollering is funny but watch yourself.
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I have a theory that the more comfortable you are with using the word "retarded" the more compassionate and comfortable you are with the "intellectually disabled" in the real world.
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RIP my youngest brother. Just saw he has pronouns on his LinkedIn account.
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I'm terrible at following instructions - I promise I'll die someday Scott.
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This entire discourse, both sides, is Indians arguing with Indians . How do I monetize this.
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@jake_gotta This is how they fixed the supermarkets. I have to beg a high school kid to come up with the key and get me a deodorant.
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Mr. Fragrance has discovered that other things smell and it's over for you hos.
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@magicmaan775 Waiting for the sequel, "Vaccine Bear" where the bear talks shit about people taking "horse paste" and then dies of a heart attack after giving Jimmy Kimmel a handjob.
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You could tell me this was a poster for Hamilton and I'd probably believe you.
These four captured inmates have been transferred out of New Orleans and are being held at Angola. 6 more remaining
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Back when Sam's Club was new it was so fun to go get free samples on Sundays. Now if you go on Sunday it looks like the set of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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They're not listening to the customer's problem. They're going to stick with what they do. "Sandeep, that's not what they're asking for. It's all very cool what you've done here, but we're trying to solve a specific problem". "Ok".
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I was just starting to date my wife. She always wanted to lay on top of me. She called me her "man-couch". Every single one of my daughters has done the same. Laying here with my 2.5yo old on my chest because she won't sleep otherwise. I'm a piece of heated furniture.
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You gotta get her pregnant, this is unnatural. You're not supposed to hang out and talk this much, it's gay. There needs to be chaos. She needs to be pumping while you're making the dinner by yourself and making faces at the baby and making cow jokes.
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It's really a throwback to the family huddled around the radio, fun event.
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Waddling out of a restaurant with a toothpick in your teeth and your wife and three daughters following behind is an elite dad vibe few will know.
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These are things that make work extremely aggravating. I either have to dress down this goofball and force him to reflect, or I have to do his job for him and hope he gets it . I just have to be more prescriptive in my assignments I guess.
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I once got uninvited to a wedding and eventually de-friended from a guy from high school because I was drunk one night and said retard too much and offended one of his wife's friends. It was for the best, in hindsight. They're all retards.
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@stevemur I used this program! . That's such a good prank. I used to work at a place that didn't lock down remote PowerShell execution and I'd invoke the text-to-speech and make their desktop talk to them in that terrible robot voice lol.
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I swear I was tweeting about this two years ago. Ankle width is inversely related to athletic ability
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@Everytown The ability alone to access a firearm is something to be proud of, but just not enough - what can be done to subsidize firearm ownership for those in poverty?.
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Any play area designed for children that doesn't charge a disproportionate fee for access will inevitably be overrun with 14-15 year old black kids without parents, fighting /swearing / playing loud music . Today it was a **toddler-age** play area in the mall.
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@L1zrdk1ng I'm not sure how many doors down the poor guy is but he's definitely extremely boosted.
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Where does the mainstream media get money? Nobody watches TV or reads newspapers, what's really going on here? Why are there still journalists.
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@newpleroma 4chan (pre-feds) was obsessed with Allison Harvard, man. It was pretty cringe. That said, I have positive memories of her postings because of everything else at the time, "consequences will never be the same", the other (old) subjects of k*wi farms.
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@__UnitedNation @EdAsante77 Serious question - why is it necessary to artificially create black representation in every corner of history, no matter how absurd?.
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I refuse to talk to people who are not in the same room as me and it pisses off every woman in my life. If you really wanted to talk to me you wouldn't be screaming across the house.
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@Bocksawm I'm in a tough spot because I simultaneously hate the HOA and need it's help . I somewhat expected the Karens to address it, they may have bitched and I just never heard about it.
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My oldest daughter is in the state finals spelling bee today against a boatload of Indians - really a great run sweetheart, we're proud of you.
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The YouTube algo forces this Iraetel guy on me and he's just completely unlikable. Maybe he's smart, I'll never know.
10+ years of science based lifting surpassed by a 22 year old who dieted on chocolate milk and ramen
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Married guy tip - next time you have a quickie with your wife, as you're about to bail, say something like "thanks babe" and put some cash on her dresser (obviously make sure she **sees** you do it). Leave before she has a chance to react.
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Clark Kent could never be believable today because journalists have revoltingly physiognomy, you'd immediately know something was wrong while being interviewed by a barrel chested dude from a major newspaper.
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@dr_kkjetelina Did you watch Avengers? The thing is that Europe just needs that black Captain America guy.
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@JosephPolitano I'll never forget his pitch to offer a hamburger to people to take gene therapy, just a beautiful soul.
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I bought a drone and am working on a drop mechanism so I can carry pouches of wildflower seeds over ignored and inaccessible municipal / state property and perform guerilla beautification next spring.
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Watching the beginning of American Pie and I can't believe how horny we were back then. Nobody has sex now in comparison.
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You wouldn't believe how many people like this exist. Now tell us about your pension and how much you're going to make when you're not even working your fake job.
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One thing that my wife loves is when I take her out on a date we go to a nice restaurant and she gets fruity drink (maybe an appetizer) and then we go to a different restaurant and eat there. It doesn't cost much more but much bigger impact.
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Yesterday one of my girls was shucking sweet corn and found a green caterpillar inside. I grabbed the little guy, put it in my palm and showed her it was no big deal - and then the little bastard bit me, hard. That has literally never happened to me before.
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Why is how trashed a phone is so highly correlated with how attractive the woman owning it is?. Seriously, why do hot girls destroy their phones.
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Absolutely impossible for this man to escape third world thinking. Yes, Vivek, we should definitely turn the US into the diploma mill cheating factory of India.
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy just dropped a game-changing idea for public education: merit-based pay for public school teachers. “Pay for performance. That’s what businesses do. There’s no reason we shouldn’t be running our public schools in the same way.”. Vivek announced that he plans
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Going to undermine my successful father creds here, but I'm 99% sure being around my children too much is actually physically bad for me.
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Roughly 13 years ago my wife and I spent too much on a baby crib from Babys R Us because it could be turned into a full size bed later. After 11 years and three infants passing through it, today was the day. Teeth marks chiseled in and all - it has reached it's final form.
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My wife frickin lied to me.
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I think they're happiest like this. They want to be "ruled" so they can play act this sort of thing. It's a fetish.
Hot DAMN, what a speech by AOC!. “We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber the oligarchs. And they can be overwhelmed.”. This is the energy we need.
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