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At the end of the day, it all comes down to one thing: AURA. When will you lot finally get it?.

women: falling in love left, right & centre with Twitter anons with Roman statue pfps who debate obscure philosophy & idk whether cyproheptadine is Promethean or Faustian without ever showing their faces. men: “all women are shallow gold-digging whores who only want 6’5 Chad”.

Meeting a seemingly nice person at a dinner party ➡️ chatting culture, politics, current events ➡️ they ask what you do ➡️you show them your Twitter ➡️ they leave 🔁.

In an age of overexposure, privacy is the ultimate luxury. Let them speculate. Drop a few decoys if you must when it comes to your family or relationships; but never compromise your core message. Stay consistent, sharp, double down on what matters. You don’t owe the internet a.

RT @celestialbe1ng: Ask and you shall receive. My top 4 wellness products of all time.

RT @celestialbe1ng: How I look at you when you tell me you had black coffee on an empty stomach and went to the gym before breakfast to spi….

Turns out Peaters aren’t actually fat at all. My TL is sculpted Greek statue after sculpted Greek statue…apparently you really can have it all without being a suffering freak. Who would’ve thought?????.

You can get away with almost anything if you dress well, stay well groomed, carry yourself with good posture and have a sharp sense of humour (10 bonus points if it’s smart-sarcastic).

RT @elonmusk: 🎯.

RT @ProjectImpero: - Daily training/moving.- Daily reading/studying.- Daily creating/practicing.

RT @BovrilG: @celestialbe1ng

RT @Nemanja08639206: Fasting in the morning vs glucose bomb in the morning. @fastrlife vs @celestialbe1ng . Tried both way @celestialbe1ng….

Just so you know, you can’t spell Patriot without Riot. Cc: England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

RT @PepijnDemortier: “Oh, so you’re right-wing? Name every Lana Del Rey song.”

RT @aestheticprimal: if you're not a tested athlete u can basically take WADA banned substances to conquer life and nobody stops you from d….

RT @dystopiangf: You have to have a sensitive soul to appreciate brutalist architecture, winter, and Yung Lean.

Join the revolution! Patriot!

Patriot!.

Commenting ‘patriot’ under every single post of a mutual until patriot enters our vocabulary again… and stays. Rise up, Patriots!.