"I've never heard 'unexpected item in the bagging area', have you?" Richard Madeley asks, on the topic of self-service tills. Well no, not if you're putting stuff in your pockets 😸 #GMB

Kemi Badenoch blames those crossing borders for our problems. It’s a lie aimed to distract. The real issue is a system protecting the super-rich while nurses & carers can’t make ends meet. Tax wealth fairly, fund public services properly. This is how we give Britain hope again.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

Trump: Abraham Lincoln was a lightweight. When he got shot, he died. I took a bullet, smiled with the SS, stopped to pick up my shoes, and all I needed was an ear drape for a few days— not a mark on me. No one’s tougher than me— not even Superman. The heartbreak of dementia.

The Trump White House accidentally posted Hamas’s official statement on its verified X account and falsely attributed it to President Trump, sparking global ridicule before deleting it 20 minutes later. The error — mixing up a terrorist group’s press release with the president’s

🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.�� Now that’s a final message.

you’ll be moving to tel aviv then i take it?

So Israel spent a year telling the world it’s not blocking food to Gaza only to use its full naval fleet to block food to Gaza in front of the world and not a single media outlet has ran with this point?

@theliamnissan Well ...

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Ducks 🤦‍♂️ Oh wait. All good 😊

Please watch and share this 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇺🇸 President Macron, "Naively, we have entrusted our democratic space to social media controlled by American entrepreneurs or Chinese corporations whose interests do not align with the survival of democracy" "Children are exposed to harmful

Who else thinks that Greta Thunberg deserves the Nobel Peace Prize way more than Trump? 🖐🏽

As you can imagine there's nothing people from Northern Ireland love more than English politicians turning up and telling them what they're thinking, especially when they're wrong. Northern Ireland voted by 56% to 44% in favour of staying in the EU. https://t.co/2aArvDHhEX

Thora Hird's performance in Alan Bennett's Talking Heads is always singled out, and quite right too. But Patricia Routledge's performance as Irene Ruddock in A Lady of Letters breaks your heart. I've never forgotten this scene. Patricia was an incredible dramatic actress.

My father is 104 years old today! We're having a small birthday party for him this afternoon. Happy birthday dad 🎂 🎁 💝

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Recovering £122m from Mone is just the first step; now apply that same justice to the Hancock & Gove scandals. Sunak & Johnson created the VIP lane that engineered this fraud, they must be held accountable for building a system that legalized looting #bbcbreakfast #r4today

You’re a racist, a criminal and a sexist thug. You pretend to “protect women” while spewing misogyny. We won’t let you or any fascist divide our communities. An attack on one is an attack on all. We won’t allow your politics of hate to win.

When a sweet dream became a nightmare. 😂

At the most solemn time in the Jewish calendar, hundreds of British Jews are outside Parliament in protest at the GENOCIDE carried out by Israel against the Palestinians