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@Oluwachristabel

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Food. Travel. Enjoyment. Retweets. Here for the banter, ma stress mi

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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@heidiklum You have two black children it appears. They deserve to know the truth about their blackness in America. You're doing them a huge disservice by refusing to learn.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 months
Ughhhhhhh. How can you host a ladies sleepover and then invite a man? and you couldn’t turn him away when he showed up with FIVE other men. One with a gun.
@MissTatiG
TwerkinForABirkin
4 months
This is absolutely heartbreaking. The fact that he couldn’t handle rejection and just randomly shot thru the door is insane. She was gathering her stuff to leave and was killed. Wow.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
Today was international day of the boy child. Awon Patco o se nkan kan ni? Oga o
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@marrgarritah Or the one who went to drink peppersoup when his wife was in labour. Is that the person you want to take care of said child?
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 months
@LaCienegaBlvdss And somebody who scored 1460 in their SAT doesn’t want us to rest. Look at the achievements other kids put in their applications.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@yshealthy @Kingwole Wait. His Yoruba is this clean? Ahhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@xogabbyelle_ After listening to both of them, you can tell he had some assumptions in his mind and waited for confirmation bias to do the rest.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 month
@Ms_Ojo I swearrrr!!!!! The citizens need to start rigging back!
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 months
@oluremi_x Some people depend on that shame to feel better about their own lives.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
Damn
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
@HardmanWil @owainpj @tomhfh @bbcquestiontime Can I also state that these questionnaires are self rated and those are prone to bias. People don't want to think they are racist and will answer questions such.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@PreciousGNSD Especially the mua. Her brows are almost always boxy.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
7 months
@lolaloveandart Exactly! Stop using our outrage to tell your husband the things you dont have the liver to say.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@Ijaw_girl I aspire to these levels of petty. You can tell Wendy's team has been waiting to go awffff. Everybody from her hair stylist to everybody is here for this.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@doseofje The Lord was warning you 🤣
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@monye_morris Have you considered the possibility that she wasn't even thinking about it? That she didn't see you? Or that her mind was elsewhere? Sometimes we have to think the best of people not the worst. P.S: That's NOT the reason Uber drivers quarrel with women.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
@KashRenai Such a calm father. ❤️
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@The_ynxx If Ebuka had asked him that question, he would have been okay. But that Ebuka ignored him and asked her? E go wan combust.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
I really wish someone in a PhD will study always pads in African countries and compare them to the ones in the western world. so we can have the evidence base to sue the hell out of these companies
@amorgxn
A.✨
2 years
A year ago today, I woke up with an Always pad stuck to my bum, after twisting during the night. This caused a rash the next day and after a weekend of pain, I was admitted to hospital with necrotising fasciitis and septic shock.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@ozzyetomi She also owns WARIF. An NGO supporting survivors of physical and sexual violence. I stan her so hard.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@Zoyablooms She’s very curious and resilient. She has 2 and a half masters degrees and is going for her doctoral degree (in her 60s btw). She has always researched things and she tries not to let life get to her.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
@UdokaObis It’s a question ni. Because every 2 seconds Femco. I just say make I ask.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@Ijaw_girl Lilly you're right. Because if these girls know what is being done to them some people will be done for. Kai! We really do need sex education
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
@ShesAltard There are a lot of curl formations between 3c and 4c. At least 4 more. Also, there's not enough videos on how to care for hair that has about 3 to 4 variant textures.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@Jollz The disdain for youth and young people os always too obvious
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@shirleybeniang No it has not! There are still videos of them shooting people as of today. Please don’t speak from a bubble.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@DotunGade I hope someone extends you this same courtesy when life happens to you and you forget something so simple.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
@owainpj I'm replying to the PEW polls and responding in support of the above article. The polls are less reliable than the hate crime reports.
@tomhfh
Tom Harwood
6 years
2/ The U.K. has the least unfavourable view of Muslims of any European country polled by Pew.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@Zoyablooms The amount of women in danger simply because they existed. Like from conception. From being aborted, to being sold at young ages, to being violated time and again. Serial killer novels opened my eyes a lot
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@t0nit0ne The person making the disapproval is just triggered by the amounts of blackness in the video
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
7 months
@Mochievous The service isn’t enough for $500. I would include two 30 min follow ups and a CV review for it to be worth $500 for me.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
26 days
@LateefSaka His millionnaire business friends
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
This..... but for hairrrr as well
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@ChikaO_13 The worst part is how he expected you to flare up and get angry, propagating the angry black man theorem. When he noticed you didn't get annoyed he started acting like you were faking being cool to deceive him. Saying crap like "I can be cool like you too"
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@yagirltoomuch That’s 57% of the time. Man, I signed up to live with one person. Not one and a half.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@Deji_Vu It worries me now because I never meet anyone and hardly ever get started in new friendships.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
Any info you need on immigration, student visa, etc. can be found on nairaland. Australia o Canada o, UK o, US o. All join.
@ibetapassmynebo
Amy Rice
5 years
Lmao imagine thinking nairaland has lost its relevance.... you think most the people that went to Canada got information from agent? 😂😂
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
You guyssssss HONY found the gala guy and they donated $3000 to him. 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@Eldiqq @monye_morris How do you think the story would go? "I didn't say thank you to this man who held the door for me"?
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
8 months
@_ananamous That is a fraction and is indeed math 🤣
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 months
@Twatch_Me_ This is not patience.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
Funkeeee pakurumo 💃
@NOTJUSTOK
NOTJUSTOK
1 year
What song introduced you to Wizkid? 💜🦅
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
Ozzy said something on IG that has stuck with me. You don’t have this body in this form forever. So even if you do this thing and don’t ever publish it, cherish the memories.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@TiffSlayer This person said pictures and videos will be taken and we can say/do whatever we want with the picture. Like sis uhmmmm.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@DotunGade Okay dearie
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@duchesskk @ozzyetomi This comes from Supernanny. She says when you send her to her room, tell her why she's being sent. When she comes out to say sorry, ask her what she's sorry for. It reinforces that she knows what she's being punished for and knows the consequences of her actions.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@jotunnme There are several bio women who cannot have children and several others who choose not to have children. They have not made this request
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
The premise is that you know what you’re there for and why you’re doing it. Makes it easy to accept anything you see. . . . See also: Money
@IamEkene_
Fēndī
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Arranged marriages frequently work. That's why the elite don't joke with it.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
Anxiety is definitely one of my insomnia triggers.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@reminola Does anybody know enough about the couple to report them to UK authorities? If the child has been on the UK for 5 years then she has a digital footprint? There must have been legal proceedings carried out to get her here. The UK government would not allow her to just be sent back
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@Gbemisoke I stan a self aware queen.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@t0nit0ne How do you let a hard time shape you? Because while you're in it, it's diffcult to see anything but hard times. It's difficult to learn when your mind is in survival mode
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@AfricanCeleb People that will collect their money back at the end of the night.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
Under what system do you give a contract of this magnitude to a person. Not a corporation. Not a company. Not a minstry but 1 person with a house address. No CAC. Nothing! Isn't that the purpose of a procurement process?
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Jola
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The Nigerian military awarded a $400 million contract to a Nigerien contractor and now the money oh, the contractor oh, they can't find. Anyway shebi the Army guys said it's when citizens are ready that Boko Haram will be a thing of the past.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@kingjoelagho @CheRox How did she 'abandon' her baby? Pikin dey inside her for 9 months, she breastfeed for another 9 months. She dey carry am go school, go everywhere. She hire nanny for the night to babysit her for 1 night ans suddenly she has abandoned her child? I don't get.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@oni_keji Too true. That's why they keep trying to send us these .025% men expecting us to build them up to 100%. And saying we're our own worst enemies to isolate us from other women.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@Gbemisoke I agree. And I don’t think her pain comes from seeing them succeed, I think her pain comes from doing all the things you were told to do but still landing in the same space as those who did not. Like you mean there could have been a shorter cut? I could have not stressed myself?
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@zikorx I call it consistency. The knowledge that a person will always be there for you and has always been. My favourite thing ❤️
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@KevOnStage Don’t let his idea be stolen Kev.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@fiyinskosko Not being treated differently from my brothers. (I never got those snide “you know you’re a girl”comments). Being given all the same opportunities they were given normalized feminism in my eyes. I knew it needed to be the norm for all girls.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@Pash_away @heidiklum Smh. I hope their father can teach them or else, they will be sitting ducks in this world.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
7 years
@TheBlackHermit They don't like women. They don't want to see us happy in any way. They just like what we do for them.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
@eketiette This one person I allowed to stay for a night spent the whole school year. I was shook when she packed all her things in. I told her I didn't want to squat anyone and she told me I can't chase her away because we were in the same fellowship and I was an exco.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
We are actually living through a bludclart pandemic. A pandemic, guys!
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@KevOnStage Looooool. I get her point tho
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 months
@NwagbaraIzuchuk This! I have never seen a PO supporter who called him a messiah. It’s always the opposition.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
Fun fact: if they don’t refer to it as a clash, NBC will fine then for inciting trouble
@Azaya69
#FreeMubarakBala
1 year
Saw this when I was in Plateau state. Herdsmen attacked a village in the dead of night. Killed and maimed kids as young as 3 yrs old. The papers reported it as a clash. That was when I clocked the insidious nature of our traditional media.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@dapo_x @talesbyJude Even a bat chart cannot help this visual. It’s far too crowded. Your best bet is to segment it by geographical area (SW,SE etc) and compare those on a bar chart. OR compare the top 10 and bottom 10
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
We are so reluctant to change the patterns that lead to evil behaviour. Instead we place the onus on the survivors to do better. How about training your boys to NOT be dictatorial/wicked? How about not enabling abusive cultures?
@jstmo
Mo Salihu, NP Nigeria
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@enitioluwafe Oh my goodness! 💔💔💔 We need to do better in bringing up the girl child. Self-love, self-confidence and self-value should be hey among other very important values.
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Christabel
6 years
The girls like you are listening......
@Doreenglm
Doreen🫶🏾
6 years
My sole interest is to talk to specifically girls like me who need the affirmation of their tentatively formed thoughts. I am not even remotely interested in speaking to women who are different from me, much less, raggedy misogynistic men. Sorry Who? Wrong number.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@Kitranada A huge fumble. If your woman is getting compliments, that looks good on you. When they give her one compliment, you give her 2. Insecure people are ugh.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
@alissa_ashleyy @arnellarmon Again, I say this Alissa, start booking photography gigs
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@asemota I don't blame her o. The man looks up to you, it would spoil his experience of you. Enieleni.... A girl has no exes.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@TAAdeiye “He apologised and we moved on” Moved on to where please?
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
@adityaakella When he says drop me an email, he means send me an email. Dropping your email underneath this tweet does nothing.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@GbemmyG I bought myself some expensive bedsheets yesterday. O won but I was tired of them ghetto sheets.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@Naijablogger Such a beauty. 😍 Chances to start over are so amazing.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
11 months
@jelenawoehr Lmaooooooo that you think any human can dive at 12k feet
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
10 months
So basically the same people keep rotating their people into power and somehow we’re meant to take a lesson from it.
@el_bonga
Mr. El-Bonga
10 months
To everything, there is an appointed time. Life is turn by turn. Work hard, pray hard and wait for your turn. Indeed there are huge lessons to learn in these pictures.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
1 year
@flupops This is not a fight. This is assault. I hope she goes to jail. Such a psychopath
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@CJToledano @wojespn If anybody would know, it would be Woj
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@idomagirl Me everytime I buy skincare or hair care products
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@yrde_ Imagine. Just leave it o. She will be fine
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
3 years
@DrTitiOye This happened to my friend this week. Their tiler came to the house for a job but balanced on the couch and started shouting that he hadn’t had breakfast yet o. That they should cook for him. Tell me why her YOUNGER brother (who cannot cook) was supporting the man. Iranu!
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
@yosoyguapojr @ZumaXY Lol. Syphilis infections are higher among men than women
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 years
@CarsonReibe @jimmyfallon You people deserve each other.....😂
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
@Detunjiprimo @Sisi_Yemmie What is the correlation between murder/attempted suicide and feminism?
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
Every day. Women and girls. I really hope we start choosing ourselves at some point in this world.
@NaijaFlyingDr
Dr Ola Brown
4 years
Gender checks via ultrasound are illegal in India due to the fact that so many couples didnt want a female child
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@arnellarmon Look at Jesus!
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
Until she decides to start dating again.
@SneakerPhetish
Kari
4 years
I don’t think there’s a woman more protected or respected in Los Angeles than Lauren London right now.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
Reminds me of when someone on here (Think it was Pri) found out her son’s classmate was asking to see his privates. Turns out the girl was living with her grandma and her cousin was starting to abuse her. I hope someone checks on the girl and they don’t dismiss her as ‘fast’.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
8 months
Lmaoooo. If I throw a stone in Abuja, I can find a hundred Kaftan wearing people that look exactly like you
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
This year has been somehow abeg. We need the Christmas cheer.
@Sisi_Yemmie
SisiYėmmié.com 🌶
4 years
A YouTuber just put up her Christmas tree and decorated...in....October!
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
Even if it was consensual, the power dynamics and organisational code of conduct mean that this man violated organizational codes and put the organisation at risk of legal action. They don’t pay head coaches armed robber salary for no good reason.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
5 months
@nua_peasant Unfortunately these scores are not quite as uncommon as you would think. He’s competing with thousands of other students with these same stats. Especially if he’s going for Ivy league. The thing that MAY have changed it for him here is perfect GPA AND community service.
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
Excavate all SARS compounds and it’s surroundings in Nigeria
@savndaniel
Savn Daniel
4 years
Akwuzu SARS unit is littered with shallow grave! Excavate that place now!
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
4 years
@reminola I hope when the child grows she can claim rights to her UK citizenship. (I believe it's a 'she' because na girls dem dey do like this)
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
2 years
Always annoys me when there are no women on these things
@SpotlightFirst
SpotlightFirst Studios
2 years
If we are looking at the year 2021 alone would you agree that this makes the starting 5 Most Valuable Players?
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@Oluwachristabel
Christabel
6 years
Best interview tbh
@LetsGoWarriors
Let’s Go Warriors 💦💛💙
6 years
NEW WARRIORS VIDEO UPLOAD: Entire STEPH CURRY, DRAYMOND & DURANT postgame: Green "not an idiot" baited by Rondo, "tell the truth" 📺 (7:28)
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