@ShitpostRock >He had superpowers. >Hyperfocused on spiders >Delivered pizzas for a living >Shot webs everywhere >Dresses like a superhero >Doesn't get social ques >Attaches to the first girl he sees >Runs around the city at night >Literal punching bag >Nemesis is a hob goblin Boy was Autistic

If I have to handhold one more person through how and why seizing an oil tanker is legal, and the process and procedures behind it; I'm gonna crack. Go ask anyone who's ever done any VBSS. Fuck, Google it. I don't care if you don't agree with it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Found this gem earlier. Thought I'd share.

Unrated version of Home Alone hits different

Someone really fucked up. Harassing Bill Sharpe's kid at Perkins isn't gonna turn out how he thinks it is.

A wigger I went to high school with recently died of sickle cell. His last words were "I...told yall niggas..."

Community Notes the past few days:

How pleasing.

@BillboardChris A society that makes its youth incapable of succeeding even when they do everything right is a society that won't continue to exist for much longer

The community note

This isn’t even comical. This is badass.

When you realize that "Up" was just the music video for "Thank You" by Dido.

$2.2 million to build a bridge of twigs with no structural integrity that anyone can see will collapse immediately You can't blame MUH WHITE COLONIZERS anymore. We can all see why Africa has not developed in the past 50 years even though we've given Africa trillions of dollars

New meme. Funny Hartman.

My account did too well with a comment, while un-verified, and ratioed an asshole; so they capped it. X is for free speech everybody.

oops all pepperoni

Cattle

the biggest green flag on the planet is when a beautiful mid starts doing little racist accents

Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit more than Christmas cookies.

Jumper cables are for chumps.

One of the more difficult parts of life is understanding that you can do everything right in life, and someone like this can potentially come and take out you or your entire family.