Smooth Crab
@NotSoSmolBirb
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Analyst, USAF vet, bad Catholic, large person. Universally understood to be "interesting" in multiple senses. 15-minute cognition cycle, so gimme a moment.
St Louis, MO
Joined August 2021
To all who have followed me lately or have been for a while: thank you. I am on here to read and talk to people I find fascinating in some way or another, and discover more things to find interesting and people to admire. You all rock.
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RT @NotSoSmolBirb: @johncwright2001 @catholiccom Taking the decision, construction, and development in isolation *from the war* is postmode….
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RT @Cmdr_Hadfield: Went to the Moon twice, flew in space 4 times, commanded Apollo 13 - Jim Lovell has died at 97. A superb, humble and ins….
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This is a work of art. Jarvis takes on the world (and beyond) daily for nothing more than laffs, and that is why his Queen keeps returning.
Alright I lost my cool here and I apologize. Let me clarify my plans to actually help the moonies in the hopes of reaching a mutually beneficial and stable relationship. First, the moon is poor. We need to give the moonies jobs.
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When I was 18 I was involved in a car accident that came with some nontrivial charges. My parents were well off and could afford a lawyer but it was very, very painful and led to some serious stress, never mind the main issue of a son being prosecuted. Then came a blessing in.
One of the most famous stories of Mother Angelica: She ordered a $600,000 satellite but didn't have the money to pay for it. When the delivery truck arrived, she still didn't have the money, so she went to the chapel to pray, "‘You know, Lord, I guess I've messed this up."
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Aren't there supposed to be Boatswains hanging over the side painting from stem to stern?.
I don’t think the Japanese…or anyone in Asia…is quite impressed with DDG-1001. If we properly understood what “presence missions” are—we would have never deployed this ship outside a day’s steaming from San Diego as we could always blame such things on the raw sewage coming.
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Wes Notices, as he is wont to do.
1.) We want there to be an inspiring female math prodigy.2.) We have one! But he's a boy. 3.) But trans girls are girls, right? No? .4.) No they aren't. 5.) OK, just leave it out.
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Her smiles make this.
My youngest daughter Olivia was in town…and she had some very important questions to ask me.
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We may never get another Gorilla Channel, but we can still approach greatness.
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RT @anangbhai: Your mother was a hamster, and your father quite frankly, smelled of elderberries. What a loser you are. Now go away or I'll….
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RT @webdevMason: To be clear, if you fertilize 12 eggs, which is a pretty reasonable number to get if you're young and healthy and less rea….
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All grey lines, all "Maybe". The moon offers as many lines as possible, and it already looks like a parking lot.
No NIMBY’s on the Moon.
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This is an all-timer from Nate. He's always been great but this is a masterpiece.
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Ever since I found out *why* IVF is unacceptable, I've found it to be the same slow, creeping realization of horror that I felt when I was a kid and truly absorbed what being Pro-Life was all about. Your humility and awareness is wonderful.
I was unaware that embryos are discarded in the process. I’ve changed my mind. Thanks to everyone who respectfully informed me of my error. I have a family member who was born this way and seeing him take his first steps the other day made me sympathetic to the process.
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Noted JAG has military opinions. He really, really needs to learn how to shut that yap of his but alas. In David French's opinion, David French has all the answers, which are "be like David French".
David French is pretty sure Israel is doing things the wrong way and that the blue print for the right way is the War in Iraq
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