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Nigerian Civil Service is as corrupt as anything, but let me gist you my NYSC story in a state specialist hospital.
I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist. So, I was posted to this hospital lab.
When I first showed up, I heard stories of how Corp members came and made money here.
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My Dad died mentioning my name. Man couldn't complete the sentence. My Mum kept asking but only he could only say my name.
I was 16.
He had told my mum earlier when he was ill that if anything happens to him, she should not worry, Ifeanyi is there.
Una see why I serious 🥲🥺😂
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@kayodebakre8
The truth is that except Japa is lock and key on your Purpose in life, you can destroy everything God has planned for you with that decision.
Every open door doesn't lead to a good room. Life is detailedly personal. You can't live it on trends. I wish everyone the best.
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Sometimes ba... Morality has nothing to do with which religion you're practicing.
We redefined Christianity & Islam in that flat. I was the only Christian with 3 Muslims. We eat together. When I'm struggling with my prayer life, you'll hear, "Ifeanyi. You're not praying again."
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@g_bemmie
Send something across and stay in your house.
I beg you:
Don't borrow & don't ever bring up this convo if your relationship continues after the wedding.
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Solomon Buchi tweeted, & suddenly "no Muslim parents have ever told their kids to be careful/wary against others." Awwn 😊
Only Christian parents did.
Muslim parents were all preaching love, hugs, vibes and insha allah.
We're not even ready in this country. Gaslighting D'or
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I remembered one Sunday when a brother was called out and excommunicated from the church because of sexual defilement.
He's a choir leader that defiled three blood sisters repeatedly, and a non-church member that got pregnant. He manipulated her with suicide to have an abortion.
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Leadership still affects people.
After that backlash on the HOD, there was disclaimers pasted around... Things reduced but the people devised new ways and continued.
Leadership and political will is key. systems is key. Real Justice for culprit is key.
This country needs help.
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Are you not going for prayers this evening? You ño go go church?
Kastina people.
When I came new, they had this notion that Christians drink and womanize.
Umar told me one day, "I've never seen a Christian committed like you."
E never jam my classmate Noah 😂😂😂
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He had 5 children but na my name e call.
No be say I better pass my siblings o... But I be first son, and we're Igbos. 💪💪
Mumsi come back from hospital, give me the bag that had all his credentials as instructed.
Me sef no argue. I collect bag, and I became a Dad. 😅😂
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It is systematic. We need to do better as a people.
@Letter_to_Jack
just posted about his plumber case.
There's is this pervasive anyhowness and corruption in our country, and many of our citizens want it so.
Try to correct it and see how they'll call your tribe or Religion.
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@g_bemmie
To many of you here, life is always a tooth for a tooth.
You'll always bring yourselves down to other people's level because of cheap emotional point.
This life no suppose hard. I no fit come because of your clause. Wetin I been want give you, I go still send am. Simple.
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@ToyosiGodwin
I served in Yobe. Potiskum. I was bred in Jos. I worked in Yola for one year. Been to over 23 Northern states. See... Toyosi is right. You survive by just God's help. Small thing... Fight... Person don die
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It was a hopeless situation.
My other colleague will say... "Ifeanyi. Spend this money. It's your sweat."
I'll just remit the money.
I managed myself with some very good Muslim roomies that encouraged me through the temptation... Omo... Aliyu is a brother...
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That's by the way.
But... I believe this is happening in many places across this country.
We sha used to get free drugs from our Corp Member pharmacist when were sick though.
That's corruption too sha.
But my point is that... As citizens, we've a lot of things to change down
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@MrMekzy_
It's very possible to send your kid to the university especially if you never attended one yourself without going to check anything.
May we not invest in irresponsible people.
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... there.
If government will invest N7M in the hospital to see N2M profit, and we steal N5M, we've returned to the government to N5M.
They'll have to borrow.
The ones supplying us kits. How will you supply a kit N1950 when the market price is N1,000.
The corruption is thick.
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@adamugarba
So if IPOB says a Fulani grazing here is their redline and if you cross it... You'll be killed... They're JUSTIFIED. Let everyone created redlines without recourse to due process and law?
Bokoharam is right. Bandits are right. Victims crossed their redlines.
God! 🤦🥺
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@lionofjada
The word "male" is a closed jar containing many sad things.
Men don't talk for many reasons. You'll see your guy watching football and arguing Ronaldo with you for months, then suddenly, you get close and he tells you one of his life challenges and you're like, "Guy, you?"
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Many times, Buhari is innocent. He's just not physically strong again to govern the country. When he came, people were scared but as nature will have it... It's well
In addition, this was in a state. The MD knew but doesn't do anything. The hospital mgt. This was an open scandal
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@prosperlingua
Get on LinkedIn babe. You'll land good corporate interpretation deals. Good luck. I'm proud of you o
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@DeborahToluwase
It's so sad. She must have been walking down feeling lonely. Like the whole world against her truth.
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Someone had already told me about the place before NYSC camp, and to avoid temptation (as Deeper Life boy wey I be), I decided that I won't serve there.
In camp, one of the Corp Member was part of COVID-19 team. He was already benefiting from the system. We met in camp.
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People who came to work by 8, abandon work that wasn't going into their pockets.
A lot was going bad.
It's more annoying that they even charge these poor patients more than the government approved charges.
That was how bad the system is.
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You'll hear complaints of malaria kits has finished but people have for their own business. The same kits for the general work.
I heard about a Corp member that showed up and at a point was drinking bottled water. Many alleged that he went after to set up his own lab.
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They'll call in patients. Collect their test requisition forms, and pocket the money while helping each other run the tests in different departments.
See the new deal. Many of them had their lockers with padlocks that were like "mini-labs." It had consumables and test kits.
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When he knew my moral position, he started telling me that he'll frustrate me if I come there to complicate things for him.
After all my dodging, I was posted to the state nursing school. They said "no Allaawee," and I rejected it and landed in my dreaded hospital.
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That's when I understood government's part of the story. 😂😂😂
These guys will come to work and it will seem as if everyone is working for themselves aside the HOD who's a peaceful woman.
I mean from the laboratory assistant to the laboratory Scientist. PP they call it.
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I saw laboratory technicians and assistants with meager salaries driving good cars. These guys were balling.
New Alert: the state government did transfers and new staff told me that in his former LGA, they do 50/50 with the hospital management in terms of remitting lab revenue.
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I'm talking about a very poor state in NE Nigeria.
There are times where old women will be begging you... I just work for them, and put it on my account but mehn... I never got to pay for the freebies though.
What I'll just tell myself is that... It's their state money.
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The system was so porous that students on posting joined the trend. Students! It was a field party.
There was this month that things was so bad that the HOD received a backlash from management.
Revenue dropped by about 50% from the previous months.
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I Sha did Anini with the system sha.
During my calls (one person runs the lab), sometimes... Very poor people will come to the lab with their dying kids or so, and after the tests, when they try to pay... I know they can't buy drugs with what is left... I just tell them to go.
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The day MD came to the lab and I overheard him talking about how they were dealing with the call revenue, omo... I knew it was just wrong to take that money. It wasn't easy. I involved my Pastor and some other staff... One told me, the Bible says, "where you work, you chop." 😂😂
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I was in Microbiology. I was the most senior ranking health worker in Microbiology as the only Scientist. The rest were Technicians.
Sometimes, I'll come to read plates in the morning and cultures were done very late in the evening the previous day and other issues.
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@fimiletoks
I'm a health worker. There's no hospital in Nigeria (FG) that is not witnessing infrastructural development.
This administration has issues but we should be objective.
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In the morning, I'll remit whatever I was able to generate in the night.
There was no call allowance. So you'll do 7-days stretch.
We pleaded for 10k call allowance, no way. They told us to remit blood bank money, and keep others from those small tests.
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@KoloKennethK
Dear NYSC Corper,
Savings out of N33,000 isn't a goal.
1. Feed well.
2. Buy things you'll need post-NYSC.
3. Update your wardrobe. Looking good is good business.
4. Buy those things you wished you have in school.
If your PPA is adding something, Save that one.
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A New Beginning
- Isaiah 43:18-19. ✅🔥💪
Happy Birthday Brother Ifeanyi 🤭
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@PenTitan
He won't be an apprentice forever. She'll be a wife forever. He can change bosses and jobs. She dies there.
I get your point but this analogy isn't it. Marriage is on a different scale entirely. There are "feminine" trades too. I just hate forced marriages. E no good.
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@Almusty_razak
It's really deep bro! Like at the end of all these online dragging between Peter Obi and BAT, we're left with our unchanged selves.
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@MrMekzy_
My Mum didn't have the opportunity to gain formal education beyond primary school. I lost my dad before I started university. Mummy was a widow going up and down to raise us. If I tell her about my results, she don't care enough. She just thank God. Nobody checked on me anything.
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@adamugarba
Uncompromising red line to kill?
And everyone is qualified to met out the so called judgement?
Why are you guys like this? I just want to know?
We should all design our redlines, and fix the punishment and carry it out, and come boldly to say this?
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@realest_tomi
Íf social media platforms is an order of church service, LinkedIn is TESTIMONY time. Facebook is praise and worship. Twitter is the real Bible Study, and Instagram is after service.
If you no get testimony, LinkedIn go make you feel say God don abandon you. 🥺
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@maxwelzdad
@sexy_oma_
True. It may have cost him a lot over time until now. My very insensitive take. Thank you bro.
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@OloriFluffy
God. Make I no waste time, waste sperm, stress my wife, do all my night vigil come end up with this kind pikin. ☹️
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Y'all don't know this.
I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist, and I graduated as:
Best Graduating Student in Medical Microbiology
Best Graduating Student in Histopathology
Best Graduating Student in Clinical Chemistry in 2019.
PS: Any volunteering research opportunity in MCB?
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@Adebayodayo20
Suicide happens when pain exceeds the ability to cope. People who commit suicide are not weak or foolish. They're victims of their circumstances. What they need is an extra shoulder and help. We must learn to open up and demand for this extra shoulder. Trust & talk. He'll be safe
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@OgbeniDipo
"Might?"
I'll say this... At the end of it all, "It is of the Lord that sheweth Mercy."
This life... May God just pity you. Do your best o but know that God has taken beggars and made them kings.
Labour sure but favor still dey. Make we dey calm down. God pity me o I get 4.2+
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@dominionangel1
@g_bemmie
It does but if you've killed a snake, carrying the dead body shouldn't be a problem.
You've got to be wise in issues & discreetly remove yourself from every blame
She should know that you wish her well but you can't afford that.
There's no need giving her a place to spite back
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@BashirAhmaad
@Dontee___
Me. I'll bother. He should choose a Christian. I can give him a long list of competent Christians in the north.
You guys are trying to dish a plate you can't eat yourself.
You'll played the religious card to get GEJ out but now... "Dear Asiwaju yen yen yen..."
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@KoloKennethK
If possible, spend that one.
You're a young person. You've no business saving if it's not for something short term.
It's time to invest in the things that will bring you money. Your looks. Your skills. Your knowledge. Spend on you. Building yourself is expensive.
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@OgbeniDipo
My advice for everyone is this.
-Love excellence.
-Love whatever you do, and do it well.
-Work hard and put in your best.
-Network with people who don't flaunt their results but seek more.
Life has a way of rewarding "effort and hard work" than grades.
Just do your best.
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@Marvy_olu
Rest.
Narrative campaign. Intentional opinions.
We know these things.
He was governor. Was he acting alone? He's a business man. Is it doing it alone? He's a candidate. Have you not seen teams around him? Rest.
Stop making meanings where there but words
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@Letter_to_Jack
I wish I wasn't born. This life is too tiring for a journey where you had no choice. Guys. I'm tried. 😭
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@Elkrosmediahub
Wike isn't that diplomatic for the presidency but if I'm in a President's shoes... I'll need him in handling certain though areas. He's a straight and crude reality-king. Loyal to the core. A Go-getter. Very brave. Everyone with their strengths and weaknesses.
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Why will you die and be destroyed my friend?
When you can change, come to Jesus and start afresh.
Don't allow INIQUITY be your ruin.
Don't exhaust the mercy of God upon your life.
Don't push beyond return.
Seek help and God while you still have the opportunity.
End.
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On this day last year, I completed NYSC at Yobe State Specialist Hospital, Potiskum in Yobe State as a Med. Lab. Scientist.
During NYSC:
✅ Started my masters study.
✅ Secured my international passport.
✅ Bought my laptop.
What about you?
USE YOUR NYSC OPPORTUNITIES WELL. 🤭
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She said, "When you keep doing wrong, and God continue to give you a chance, and continue to warn you, forgive you, and protect your reputation with those chances by His mercy, and you refuse to HEED & REPENT; when God finally decides to deal with you: He'll do it...
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You're all invited!
Pastor Kumuyi is on steroid!
Next weekend will be 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Dayo Israel is the Apostolic Leader at Rehoboth International Ministry. On his LinkedIn, he has been that for 26 years.
Today, he is Abdullahi.
Olorun! May we overcome the sin, error and way of Balaam. May the love of money lose it grip over us. Nawa o.
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@Oladapomikky1
And they'll always live in areas where the shops are only selling bathing soap... No akara woman... No Masa joint... No moi moi.. You'll have to wait for meal times to eat quality food that will keep your appetite and hunger steady 🤣🤣🤣
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Uduak Akpan Frank's story agrees with that story and what my mom told me.
The Bible says that, "He that is often rebuked and hardens his heart, will soon be destroyed, and that without REMEDY."
Proverbs 29.
I don't know what evil you're doing and managing, refusing to repent...
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Tinubu want compare him private sector records with Obi? 😂😂😂😂😂
Oga you no near. Politically, maybe. Private Sector excellence? Never. Not anywhere close.
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@OgbeniDipo
The truth about life is that our experiences differ.
I've heard people said PhD is nonsense, but personally I want at least 2 different PhD's.
Some persons will never get anything with their First Class. Some will get everything with their Third Class.
Life will be different
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June last year...
Best Graduating Student, Medical Microbiology
Best Graduating Student, Histopathology
Best Graduating Student, Clinical Chemistry
Department of Medical Laboratory Science, University of Jos
Set 2018
We pray for more wins...
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@XBrianDennis
...her calls were highlighted. She was telling me how strong DSS is and why we should report a certain car theft to them. DSS get boys o... Real network and they spend money on their staff following leads. Imagine travelling with a suspect. Living close by. moving around with.
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@ritapurity
You shouldn't be marrying a man whose goals differ from yours so much.
Me wey dey find funding... My babe come first me get... Na her go help me hustle professor. You know why? Our goals align. We want abroad grad school. You want go school dey follow Onitsha main market man 🤦
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Sad!
They want people to get tired and stop!
The movie just started playing... We Move!!!
#EndSARS
#UnitedNationsHelp
#EndSarsNow
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
#PoliceBrutalityInNigeria
#RipJimoh
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@OgbeniDipo
There are no absolutes in life. Everything is relative to a number of other things.
Grades matter. Grades don't matter.
It all depends on the relative factors that affects how you got your grades, and the relative factors that affect whether your own opportunities will need it
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...in such a way that you may never recover from the punishment or discipline. It will happen in such a way that you can do nothing to manage the situation from your end, and that may be the end for you."
I'll add, sometimes, it may force the change.
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It may and will not likely end well.
Your sin will find you out if you don't stop and repent.
You may permanently lose your peace, health and life.
Evil always ruin. It will come hunting someday.
There are many Uduak around as
@General_Oluchi
tweeted.
If you're one, REPENT.
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10 TIPS FOR GOOD CONTENT WRITING (Part 1)
I've been a Freelance content writer for about 15 months, and I've written over 250 articles for many clients.
I work indirectly for a top Freelancer that gets most of these clients.
I still have a lot to learn but I can say these:
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@sexy_oma_
You should be more concerned about why Clem Ohaneze won't have N8M at this stage of his life... A bigger concern Oma
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@Elkrosmediahub
@FauziyyaSa
there's no bridge anyone can build from the SE that will do anything.
We'll contest the election. If we lose, we lose. That Bridge building nonsense is a myth. Rochas even quoted the Quaran. I dey laugh their Umahi. The breakfast will be loud
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"My FUTURE cannot be FRACTURED because I'm STRUCTURED by the SCRIPTURE."
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@dclmhq
Women Mirror 2021 Calendar
What about you?
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@salamit78382715
@XBrianDennis
I will reply your foolishness before I block you. Carry your three followers and go and read tweets on the trend table. I am not the cause of your problems.
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@olufemiAghe
This whole issue is complex and multi-factorial, and I don't quite agree that doing this thread publicly is a sound move. When you agreed to join CodeHub as a mentor, no one here knew. If he hadn't gotten into that trouble and you had a disagreement, you won't do this.
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@MrOdanz
The last paragraph won't happen sha. God knows how to handle His people. There will always be a remnant. Always.
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@XBrianDennis
DSS followed my Mum for months because of a false alarm on Boko haram. Someone in her office for sinister reasons reported her. When they trailed and knew it was bluff, they called her in and narrated to her how they were travelling with her, coming around the house, work...
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@nelysuzy
This is just the tweet and it's applicable to both gender. Always want someone who equally wants you as you are. The moment you've to impress the other end to have them, you'll be disrespected and you'll keeping paying that impression bill until you die. Want who want you
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@ToyosiGodwin
Story of my life. 😭😭
You'll be fighting to be better but no way.
Each time you fail, you're trying to explain it and no one gets it. I lose everything in JSS1 first term. Boarding school. I was always in trouble. Intelligent? I topped my class but that organization... Never!
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@JamesClear
"Whatever you'll read in these pages will tell you about a man who is not worthy of the least of the mercies he obtained from his God."
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@mr_asiwaju
@9lives881
@AdaAnambra2023
@Akomscopy007
@JohnFanimokun
One person is giving you a realistic solution and how "borrowing" isn't a problem. One is telling you he'll increase revenue and won't borrow more. Çan we check Lagos debt profile in his tenure and that of PO in Anambra? Once una hear "private sector" una go just confuse. Teuh 😩
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@OgbeniDipo
Please, don't forget those persons that run your laboratory tests... We're called Medical Laboratory Scientist, and until we run those test, every other thing that is said about your health is speculative... Sanu Dr.
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The balloons are here. 💯🙌
+1. Happy Birthday to me.
Raise am!!!
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@DrFeruke
The church will stand, no doubt. God will always leave a remnant.
But Mordecai told Esther, "Don't think that you'll be spared because you're in the palace. If you do nothing, and let your people be wiped out, e go still affect you."
Your statement is right but insensitive.
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A vote for Peter Obi is a vote for Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.
My fellow PYO supporters, let's redeem our faith this weekend by voting Labour Party.
Our icon once sàid, "You can't love this country and vote for someone you don't believe in."
Vote Peter Obi for President.
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Dear Corp Member in any public school in northern Nigeria,
Don't force anything on the students. No beat person. No touch any strange book. No give compliment.
Teach. If dem no learn, leave them. If dem do malpractice, leave them. Small false accusation. You're dead o. Facts
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@ToyosiGodwin
To make my case was, I was raised in Deeper Life. Still there, where Perfection is the message. I suffered for years because I couldn't hit that "be perfect" standard. I suffered many things from depression, fear of hell and God wanting to punish me for every fault and all...
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@AbdulMahmud01
My Dad. 17 years. Then my Mum till today. You'll never believe that widow was my mum if you saw me in school. She was hawked. I meet her in the market to collect stipends many times.
On my induction, I was Best Graduating Student in three specialties. I made Papa & Mama proud.
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