Emmanuel Echeta
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When I started ghostwriting, I was a doing a 30k word gig for N50k.
I was already in suspension on Upwork at that point, but I went on there and saw a 30k word gig for $1k
I called my client at 11k words and told him to technically eat his N50k
Then I started creating samples
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Nigeria taking Amapiano, Nasty C, Mandela, Tyla and South African women in one night
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You people hate your fathers. Stop the "he wasn't present" BS
300 level, there was no money at home, I couldn't pay fees or lodge rent. My dad was getting depressed but tried to hide it.
A few days to resumption, he and I drove to his friend's house by 8pm. The man was at a…
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Lecturer bills you, you call daddy
You need new clothes, you call daddy
Your phone spoils, you call daddy
School calls, you call daddy
Years later daddy is calling you, but "he didn't try to form a bond with us"
When you were billing him, he was your ATM, not your loving dad
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As a man, it's necessary to get cheated on at ages 19-21. It saves you from things like this later on
“Sabby You Are The Reason For My D3ath” — Man Commits Su!c!de Over Cheating Wife.
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"Marriage makes women give up their dreams."
You're 30 and unmarried. What percentage of your dreams have you achieved so far with your 'freedom'?
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A sugar daddy can fly his sugar baby over to his city, rub her nyash for 5 minutes before leaving for an emergency meeting, after dropping 200k with her.
The problem with sugar mummies is you'll toil for every penny spent on you. You must knack like a stallion before you see 50k
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Years ago, armed robbers were breaking into our house. The women went to the other side of the building to hide. My dad tucked himself somewhere. I was sleeping.
By the time I woke, the robbers were inside. As they searched adjoining rooms, my dad crawled in the dark to my room.
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Filter and make-up have made many women delusional about their looks
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There's a way women text you after 3 months that you just know the guy who was knacking her when you were interested, has ghosted.
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Remember those witchcraft girls in primary and secondary school that used to initiate people with biscuit?
They're feminists now
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"If your husband can be snatched with common food, he doesn't deserve you. Leave that marriage."
~The woman who brought 2 spoons to the office
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Before childbirth:
"DNA test is lack of trust."
10 years after childbirth, and the child is not yours:
"You've been his father for 10 years, DNA doesn't change your bond."
May the heavenly father punish everyone involved in such gaslighting. May thunder strike them
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But I still remember my father's sacrifice.
And I imagine scenes where he makes a noise to draw the robbers to his location, rather than have them find me and point a gun at me.
He would have done it.
Every father would have done it.
To Fathers.
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*Guy loses his babe to a richer guy
Women: "He shouldn't cry abeg. Was she supposed to eat love?"
*Richer guy loses his babe to an available guy
Women: "Women need attention and love. He should stop crying abeg."
*Babe loses her guy to a cooking woman
Women: "He's a dog!!!"
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"Can I get your number?"
"No."
"Okay."
>>>>>
If a lady doesn't want to give you her digits, just ask for her opay or palmpay account number to send money to her.
Add 0 infront and you have the number.
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No part of the internet must see you shaking our bumbum
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If you've been hitting it raw with your babe and pulling out EVERYTIME, and one day she asks you to "pour it inside", someone else has poured inside recently and she wants to pin it on you.
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Masculinity Twitter ✅
Betting Twitter ✅
Tech Twitter... You have the floor
Where's the tweet with my account number again gan sef. Please it's okay, I'm scared😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Need = Good woman
Want = Baddie
The answer is in your tweet
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Because you have to rent houses while building your own mansion.
Why are men always mad at baddies but still spend their money on them? Discuss
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Ghanians watching Nigerians eat antelope meat after eating lion meat the other day
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A Delta State man led a coup and it's been ingloriously named an Igbo Coup for 60 years.
Jonathan, an Ijaw man, was tagged an Igbo president to make him worthy of scourging.
EndSARS protest in Lagos was named an Igbo-sponsored riot.
Nnamdi Kanu has been given a more proper…
Sir
@PeterObi
, i know some or most of your followers will attack me for what i am about to say, but regardless, i will fo ahead and spit my truth.
Since after the court ruling, i see you have been outspoken, and directly or indirectly, you have kept on watering your ground.…
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I entered Uniport yesterday to see someone at a lodge and saw 4 babes with better bodies than this.
If this is all you bring to my table I will cheat on you so bad when you see another Emmanuel you'll arrest him
If all these things wey I carry plus my sense no do u,boya ko koshi danu😏
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Women remember everything, except the sacrifices you made for them.
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In 1928, 2.6% of the German electorate voted for Hitler's party
In 1930, 18.3% voted for the Nazis
In 1932, 37.3% voted for the Nazis
In 1933, 44% voted for the Nazis, and they finally got a majority in the house of assembly
In 1934, Hitler abolished other political parties…
I think it is now A Crime To Vote For Candidate Of Your Choice In Nigeria?
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A sugar daddy trained his sugar baby through school, and arranged for her brother to leave the country to hustle.
An entire family was uplifted because of adultery.
Aside from the fact that women's adultery hardly benefits even the side dude, we can see how men are good people.
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Her husband was complaining about her numerous male friends, and when she got frustrated about the whole thing, she didn't call her parents, siblings or pastor, she called Ex.
To tell him what? "My husband is stressing me, I want to see you" lmao
Then they start crying when they cant find someone. Ka tsona tsena
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Someone tweeted about how his female friend blocked him on the orders of her boyfriend.
According to him, they're just friends. He then proceeded to call the guy "insecure".
Well, it was on this same Twitter that a guy posted a picture with his lecturer's daughter, then went
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When you idiots want to score cheap points, you make fun of infertile men.
But let someone use barren women for content and you'll start screaming misogyny and other related nonsense.
i will do DNA .. i will do DNA ..
—— an infertile man his wife is trying to help.
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Imagine Debbie's husband going to work on Monday and his colleagues shaking his hand and patting his back with pride and wonderment.
You It's only when your new babe's nyash is bigger than your former babe's nyash that your guys give you handshake.
Carry on.
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When Napoleon and Hitler invaded Russia 100 years apart, the only tactic the Russians followed was closing up their cities in the warmer west and migrating eastwards, where the cold was too intense.
The pursuing armies all died or gave up.
During winter in Russia, parents dunk their kids in ice water severally to make them adapt to the weather and survive in times of possible war.
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How did Igbo women become the face of Nigerian toxic feminism?
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I don finally see the woman wey dey behind a successful man.
The rest of you, Off the road!
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Until he breaks up with you and you realize you were actually raped one time.
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Being fortunate enough to go places doesn't mean you should outgrow childhood friends whom fortune didn't smile so brightly on.
This is the way🤝
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The boyfriend of the babe my guy was knacking sent him a vn in tears:
"Guy, I get money pass you. I buy this babe iPhone 12. Which phone you dey use? I get better ride. Why she do me this thing?"
And we both laughed at the fool.
The bigger your money, the plentier the tears.
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Guy: "Hi, I'm Dave."
Babe: "Hello."
G: "How are you?"
B: "Fine."
G: "How's your day going?"
B: "Fine."
*Guy stops texting, followed by silence and status viewing. 2 months later, guy posts wedding pics
B: "This guy that moved to me 2 months ago is getting married😂😂😂😂"
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Men go dey give your babe lift because sun too much, but she go vex if you give another babe lift because sun too much.
She likes good Samaritans but wants you to be a wicked person
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Buhari wasted our 8 years.
You were 22 when he entered power and he left you at 30, and you saw your life crumble.
You can't save good money from what was once good salary.
Now Tinubu has taken over and you'll be 38 when he leaves.
At 50 they'll say you were lazy as a youth
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Garri, sugar and granut for N1200.
If you were handed 10 billion dollars right now, what would you still never buy:
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You people did not become hostel wives in uni to come here and tell lies.
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"Women don't choose irresponsible men; the good men later change."
Everyone who's been to secondary school knew at least one guy who sagged his shorts or trousers, wore sneakers instead of leather shoes, didn't tuck in, was always getting punished, bullied nerds, disrespected
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Bolt driver was telling me how his wife's girlfriends advised her to leave him because he wasn't doing enough.
A month after she left, his neighbour called to tell her that her husband had been bringing her girlfriends home weekend after weekend.
I tipped him after the ride.
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School fees: 500k per term
Teacher salary: 80k
School fees: 130k per term
Teacher salary: 35k
School fees: 40k per term
Teacher salary: 15k
School fees: 10k per term
Teacher salary: ???
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A man with multiple women fucks them and pays their bills.
A woman with multiple men gets fucked by them and gets her bills paid by them.
Not the same.
If you're not a sugar mummy (who pays her men's bills) accept you're a hoe🤝
A grown ass man, out here acting brand new ? Men can have multiple women but women can’t??? 🤔 DEY PLAY!!! 🤭
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Infinix offered to send her a top-notch phone and she asked them to add her husband's own.
Are you people seeing the women your fellow men are marrying?
If una make Wizarab write thread for this app again Ogun and Amadioha go kee una
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Guy:
"I no go fit come that matters oo. My babe say make we dey together. No reason am abeg."
His friends:
"No wam. Give am better tatata👌Bad man😂"
Babe:
"My man said I shouldn't follow you girls to that party. I'm so sorry."
Her friends:
"Person wey never marry you😡"
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If you think men haven't been inspired by this woman to choose better, you've not been paying attention.
After the reposts and cooking and money splashing, many men will drop their phones, look at the women in their lives, and ask themselves:
"Have I won in life?"
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*Father abandons family
"He's a deadbeat."
*Father works tirelessly to provide
"He should have spent more time at home."
*Father spends time at home
"Mom was the one who provided for us"
If you like compete with your wife. If you have reasonable kids, they'll appreciate you
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Talking stage babe deserves valentine's day package.
Talking stage guy doesn't deserve pizza.
Okay
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*Guy sends 100k because his babe has headache
"Men who solve your problems>>"
*Guy pays babe's debt when she's in a fix
"Men who take control>>>"
*Guy tells babe not to go to a party at a boy's house
"Lol. Men are so funny. You want to control her when she's not your wife?"
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We've agreed yahoo boys have uniforms, are materialistic, and anyone who can't pick them out of a group of 100 men is intentionally blind.
But when someone says nose rings, waist beads, ashewo gowns, and materialistic thinking are runs girl identifiers, they'll scream "fashion".
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Married men will keep toasting your babes because your babes will keep giving them room to talk to them.
"One useless married man carried me in his car when I was waiting for a cab. The fool even asked for my number. I just gave him because I didn't have strength to argue."🤡
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Men in relationships are always threatened by richer, more powerful men.
Women in relationships are always threatened by hotter, more voluptuous women.
The difference is that; a man can work hard naturally and attain wealth.
But who no get nyash no get nyash.
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"We bought", not "I bought".
For the third time, MY MAN WON IN LIFE!!!
We bought freezer, blender, microwave and a new mattress.
Been busy arranging 😭🙌🏽 eseun wa o.
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I once had a girl over. We were seeing a romantic/erotic movie and I slept off. I didn't feel like smashing.
An hour or so, I woke up to see her riding me, quite vigorously.
It may seem funny, but if you as a woman wakes up to see a guy thrusting you, how will you feel?
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Women: "I can't date my age mate."
Women: "If my husband is my age mate, omo the respect won't be there."
Women: "U25 boys are kids. 30+ men are serious with life."
Foolish feminist: "37 year old men are marrying U23 girls because they want to control them."
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When your babe tells you about guys disturbing her, you'll think she's transparent.
See, there are guys she'll never tell you about, and chats she'll never show you.
She's not cheating (yet), but those are the ones who can replace you, and you can't know about them.
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No matter how poor or broke you are, never:
1. Let your wife's family sponsor your wedding.
2. Let her family fund your business, or get you a job.
3. Move into a house owned by her family.
4. Receive gifts or favours indiscriminately from them.
The harsh truth is that people
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"You're sick if you think any woman that visits you must sleep with you."
But you think every woman who visits your man went over for sex. If his neighbor cooks for him, you'll think something is fishy. If he visits a babe, you'll think something went up.
You know men and women…
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"Igbo women have beards."
Them: 😂😂
"Igbo woman and yam legs🤞"
Them: 😂😂🤣🤣
"This Yoruba women thread dey like meme collection."
Them: "Yoruba women have always been insulted on this app🤬🤬🤬🤬"
Chill, everybody dey collect🤝
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You don't wear bra because it's uncomfortable. But the wig that makes you slap your head like a mad fool in public is comfortable and you can't go a full day without it.
Once you get home, you throw your bra and wig away because of discomfort, but decide to stop wearing ONLY bra
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You think just finding out your babe cheated is bad?
If your babe squirts, creams, arches like gongola bridge or is flexible, you'll wake up by 3am and start crying.
Side niggas no dey mercy for pesin babe. Dem go put her leg behind her head dey drill for oil😭😭😭😭
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The thing about letting people be expressive, as much as they want, is they usually throw limits away.
"Extreme conservatism is repressive; extreme liberalism is destructive."
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Too much bumbum can never look wrong. Too much breast gives One Piece characters.
Breast lovers need to be flogged twice a week, 60 weeks a year
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No food for lazy man but lazy woman dey chop everyday.
We will end that nonsense this year.
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Day 3, she sent nudes when nobody had talked about sex
Why you no tell me you dey hookup from day 1? I come use 2 days dey gist you about my childhood
What was the reason you just stopped talking to that person?
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"God forbid! How can I be in 100 level and date my course mate?" she said with disgust on her face.
Years later, she wondered who even brought up the rule that women shouldn't marry their age mates or men younger than them.
[Excerpted from Time Has Left You, by S.O. Rie, 2017]
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Parish Priest: Make sure you get your PVC and vote wisely so we can make Nigeria better for our children. I don't want to hear any political party in this church.
Assistant Parish Priest: And may God make us obidient to what the Parish Priest has said.
Congregation: AMEEEEN!!!
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"If she no suck o, if she no fuck, who go pay..."
Idiots: "He's calling women prostitutes!"
"Baddies are rentals. You rent them and return."
Idiots: "They're calling women rentals!"
They're not talking about women. They're talking about you, you prostitute
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These are schools you go to when you have a direct life path to Covenant or Babcock, and then UK.
You can't go to schools like this and later enter public uni to be sharing one lecture hall with 7 engineering departments. You won't cope
A day in the life of a secondary school student in Lagos
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See how stupid you all sound when you want a 200k wig from a man but can't afford a 200k wig without a man. Yet call yourselves high maintenance
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Computer village, Ikeja
Igbos = Phone repairers and charger sellers
Yorubas = Agberos and touts
Inside agenda, another agenda dey inside
Go to computer village at ikeja, you’ll see those Yoruba Agbero and touts, they’ll help you cross the road without touching you, if you are lost and can’t find your way ask them and they’ll give you directions. But you see those ones that sells and repair phones and chargers???
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John Doe once said a girlfriend still sleeping in her man's house by 8am can't make a good wife. He was dragged across social media.
Same social media has blessed and praised a woman for proudly waking up by 4am, for her husband.
You just hate the messenger, and it's fine.
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Bride is 23, her friends are doing NYSC, her asoebi is 50k, her friends are expected to pay for it, her friends are using the same phones with groom's 37 year old friends, 150k minimum, wearing wigs of 100k, but 10k in 50 places of N200 is a problem.
From the people who split…
Groom is 37, his friends are employed
Bride is 23, her and her friends are doing NYSC.
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This is the 4th babe with outlandish nose rings I'm seeing this week spouting this thrash online. One more, and my profiling will be complete🤝
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Rivers State people voted LP across Presidential, Senatorial and HOR ballots without knowing the candidates😭😭😭
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In essence, to get her submission, you need to outspend the sugar daddy option. The only problem now is if you can't outspend him, she'll reactivate him and double date, instead of just going to date him.
Conclusion: She's a hoe🤝
“Nigerian men want you to be submissive but they’re not ready to provide. If I’m going to submit to you, then you have to be able to provide” - Caramel.
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First son go take care of parents, take care of siblings, take care of younger cousins. Then when im jam im fellow first daughter for relationship, im go still baby am join.
When first sons PR are going on, please don't plug in your first daughter talk. Una no reach🙏
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"Bro how far, my babe said I shouldn't join you guys for that hang out".
Guys: "oh. No wahala nah"
"Babes, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend said I shouldn't go anywhere".
Babes: "Lol. Cage osim relationship. When he's beating you don't call me sha".
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On Upwork, I've seen a job offer where they accepted proposals from every single country in the world, except Nigeria.
On Fiverr, if you're using a Nigerian account, you may never see a job. Ever.
Dear INEC, continue showing the world that Nigerians are incompetent🤝
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You go dey knack Twitter babe wey dey show bress for her avi😭😭😂😂
You deserve everything that comes to you.
A woman who lacks shame will pull you into the mud with her when she feels lonely
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A friend told me how she met a guy in a bus when she was travelling with her boyfriend.
They exchanged numbers literally under her boyfriend's nose, and maintained communication.
Not too long after, for a reason I don't know or care about, she and her man separated.
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In uni, I used to see guys with nothing bump into girls on the road, make her laugh, collect number and by weekend you'll hear "Guy, that babe Sandra dey come house oo."
These days grown ass men come online to "Hi Afam. I earn $1k a month. I need a nice working girl from Edo."
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When they bring up cooking, you say it's for women of the past.
When they bring up polygamy, you say it's for women of the past.
But when it involves spending on women, you want men to be like the men of the past.
You're a thief.
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No female CEO will give her female staff 2-3 days of paid menstrual leave every month, and that's if she'll have female staff.
if men menstruated, corporates would mandate 2-3 days of paid menstrual leave every month.
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My man won in life. God
@MRBRIKILA1
Ah, if they press reset, I'll have to start looking for my husband so I can marry him again.
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When finished men send money to women who post nudes online, it's not men wasting their money on women.
But men sending money to a good woman is wastage. Dark souls. Witches and bitches
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Twitter big boy:
—Does giveaways
—Takes part in crowd funding
—Tweets about how he makes plenty money
Twitter big girl:
—Posts vacation pictures
—Posts thirst traps
—Brokeshames 9-5 men
—Defends prostitution
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Shebi you all can see how a single government policy of naira redesign can jeopardize 200 million lives in an instant. When you go to vote on 25th, continue thinking of tribe and party, we shall all suffer in solidarity; Southerner, Northerner, Christian, Muslim, Traditionalist.
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Baddie:
"Please if you don't have a car and earn 2 to 3 million monthly, don't talk to me because I'm high maintenance. You need to maintain me."
Men: "Baddies are women you rent, maintain and return."
Foolish feminists: "He said women are rentals. This is why we're here."
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@DAMIADENUGA
He punched her, but when the other man threw him on the ground, she rushed to march his head.
She was in a for a fight; she just wasn't strong enough to match him.
When you face a woman who can actually fight, you'll know that violence against anyone is bad.
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Man will win bread for his family for 12 years, no one will bat an eye when he gets his wife a car, puts a child in a high-class school, etc.
But the 1 year his container sinks or he loses his job, and his wife starts winning bread, everyone will notice how women carry families.
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