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@XBrianDennis
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A titled Chief. Unbent. Unbowed. Unbroken.
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined February 2016
Nigeria is filled with low quality humans. You get money but the best idea you can come up with is selling fake iPhone 17. God forbid
B-Lord don mean oo, he don order plenty iPhone XR converted to iPhone 17 Pro Max, selling for ₦450k each🫵🙆
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Women no dey become helpers?
Just be praying that your helper doesn’t want to sleep with you
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God sees all
She replies everything but the “missing” $51,000 worth of bitcoin that was donated to Femco endsars.
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She replies everything but the “missing” $51,000 worth of bitcoin that was donated to Femco endsars.
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Anybody wey no lap Ama dey on lapses
Rivers people make sure you are in Port Harcourt this December
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Hoes are a gift to humanity
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You’ve told him Everything you need to. I hope he listens to you
PART 1: Nigerian women really hit jackpot with Nigerian men. Bruh...💔💔💔😣😔
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LMAO all their “romantic ideas” are just things they wish men were currently doing for THEM. It’s never about giving, only getting. If you guys were truly romantic, your dudes would’ve been spoiled already
i wish i was a man. i have so many romantic ideas on how to spoil a girl.
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People should just drive carefully
If you’re driving the 2009 Lexus ES 350, I sincerely hope you know what you’re doing. > 272 hp > Torque 254 > 3.5L V6 engine > 0-60 mph in 6.8 seconds This should never be your first choice car if you truly love your life.
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Some of the monthly median salary in the world : Singapore $4300 USA $6000 Nigeria $100 Indonesia $190 India $200 South Korea $2800 Japan $3200 Bangladesh $200 UK $3300 Pakistan $200 Vietnam $400 France $2600 Turkey $850 Most of you see some people in web3 with large portfolio,
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We dey suffer for this part of the world man
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I will not contribute money for his diabetes 10 years from now. Man has fried his insulin
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Scam Fraud Breach of contract Definitely not rape
My hot take is that if someone agrees to sex because of payment, and you don’t pay? That’s rape.
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Omo e get one Believer’s love world pastor for Uniport wey notice say I no dey gree fall. Baba tackle me put for ground for miracle service, I from there sleep
Am I the only one who’s never fallen under the anointing during prayer?
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Distant Relatives
Mention an album with all hits and no misses.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was at the club she allowed me to go to and I told her I will be back the next morning….
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“Internalized Misogyny, Systemic Misogyny”… And even when you’re kind towards them, it’s still “Benevolent Misogyny” Eyin people yi tie ti wa shiere gidi!
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Chai
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😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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