Any weirdos want a bluesky???

When the former Governor likes your tweet about how shitty a sports town Phoenix is, it becomes law, I don’t make the rules

87% of the salads you’ve ordered with pizza got thrown away five days later, but it made you feel better at the time didn’t it

Where are the cool kids online these days?

Who is playing Diablo Immortal?

I only read non-fiction & listen to the @ginblossoms

This is how I feel right now. Blizzcon was my home, the only place I felt seen and appreciated. I've made a career creating real life versions of the characters from the Warcraft universe but right now I literally feel shattered and like it's never going to be that way again.

Overheard: “The irony of antivaxers saying they don’t want to be part of an experiment without realizing they are now the control group."

https://t.co/eqfX5Fymsc

Guys 17yo had online BIO 🤣🤣*facepalm* *cries*

Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's

Noooooooooooooo

Fuck it's me.This is why I medicate heavily with cannabis & caffeine.

The @AnonymousPress ::

semi regular reminder that you can make just like, one or two deviled eggs for yourself if you want

In recognition of all the human-caused fires coming this weekend, I’ll share once again the video from when my buddy tried to float a chinese lantern from his baja arcadia backyard a few years ago. Watch until the end.

ICE Cold Fact: Everyone does NOT need to know, EVERYTHING…. Say less.

Dungeons & Dragons’ infamous Gelatinous Cube is coming to Magic: The Gathering, and we've got an exclusive first look at its card. https://t.co/iJIiHkt23S

Tonight's menu: rotisserie chicken, bagged salad, cheesecake, & a 12pk. Basically the 10 items or less menu😎