Scott Johnson
@scottjohnson
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Podcasting since 1999. Drawing since birth. Podcaster Hall of Fame inductee. All my socials: Legacy Verified
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The best thing about the Pluto image from NASA today is the silhouette of Pluto the dog right on it.
http://t.co/hVqD5QTwGz
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Let this reverse gif do for your day what it did for my day: Make it better.
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The people who tried to ban me from playing Mortal Kombat, reading Stephen King, listening to AC/DC, and enjoying Dungeons & Dragons are claiming ‘cancel culture is out of control’. Someone call Alanis Morissette: I have some real irony to report.
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It’s that time of year again. Best of luck to those participating in Nano Rhino in November.
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@Cobratate
This isn’t my kind of thing based on this teaser/trailer, but I wish you well in finding distribution for your indie homoerotic film series.
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I feel bad for Bill Pullman tonight. He didn’t ask for any of this.
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I do not understand how I can eat thousands of raisins throughout the year, but when I try to eat 5,000 of them in one day it overwhelms the system.
I do not understand how our hospitals can handle 670,000 flu cases every year, but a few thousand COVID-19 cases overwhelm the system.
We have been dealing with massive flu outbreaks for decades.
To me this is all part of the hype.
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I would watch this 12 episode Netflix series.
Welcome to World’s Edge, a new Apex Legends map where molten heat and chemical ice collide. 🔥❄
Join our cast of Legends – including the newest Legend, Crypto – on the dropship as they’re whisked from Planet Solace towards World’s Edge on Planet Talos.
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@lafleurmtl
There’s no way they don’t know. Me thinks the farmer is up early harvesting engagement.
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I feel like Mark Ruffalo would share his tacos with you regardless.
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Spoke at the University today. Met a student that has the most faction friendly
@warcraft
tattoo.
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People in my city are sooooooooo pissed about this. Fire him.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
under Obama:
—5.1% Q2 2014
—4.9% Q3 2014
—4.7% Q4 2011
—4.5% Q4 2009
Yer dumb.
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@Nature_and_Race
Your selection bias is on point. Here, check it out. I can do it too!
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Man, you guys thought peacefully kneeling at a football game was bad...
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Well, I can finally talk about it publicly. :) I been asked by Blizzard to moderates the WoW Q&A panel at Blizzcon this week. Main Stage, Saturday at 3:30 pm PDT. Looking forward to seeing you there or virtually!
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@JohnDavisJDLLM
You sound like someone who’s never had daughters. I have two. This happened way more often than you think. And it really sucks. My dad rage was as high as it’s ever been.
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Huge thanks to Blizzard, the panel and ALL OF YOU! Had a blast up there. Special thanks to this guy for agreeing to my little cameo idea. :)
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Sean Bean turns 60 today. Officially outliving every character he’s ever played.
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@dent_masterson
@InternetHippo
@TwitterSupport
Twitter isn't the government. I don't think you understand how the 1st amendment works.
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Van Taylor Straw. 6lb 6oz. He’s healthy and so is mom. All is well with the world.
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If you knew the Paris Climate Accord is called the Paris Climate Accord because the meeting was held in Paris, and not because it was the French that created it, then congratulations! You are smarter than a Texas senator who’s name rhymes with ‘Bed Snooze’.
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@ProjectLincoln
Lots of things. I'm more concerned with what's wrong with people who laugh at the hair "joke" and clap.
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FBI arrests former Dem Rep. T.J. Cox on dozens of fraud charges.
Good! I don't care what party they pledge fealty. Get em all.
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Who would have thought that we’d lose Carrie Fisher and Kenny Baker in the same year. :(
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Daughter just signed a release for ‘Bob’s Burgers’ to use her artwork in an upcoming episode in September. Everyone is freaking out here.
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My mom’s having brain surgery as I type this. Covid restrictions means we can’t see her before or after. Hate it.
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Guys. We have a problem. And it’s us. I couldn’t even SAY I was seeing Last Jedi a 2nd time without a little wave of cranky hateful shit.
Like a thing, or don’t like a thing, but stop telling how to like what I like.
Seriously had it with this social malfunction.
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@elonmusk
@ClownWorld_
You’re seriously going to pretend this is a big deal? We’re the same age. When you were 13 did you think Iron Maiden was “end of days”? I don’t buy it.
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Just got another update about mom. So far no complications or issues at all. Long road ahead for recovery, but so far, could not be going better for an 82 year old with brain surgery.
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“Support our troops! Oh, and also the troops that killed our troops!”
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My mom wanted to let you all know how much she appreciated the thoughts and love during her brain surgery. She is doing SOOOOO good now.
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Daughter: “I wish I didn’t have to coverup so much in public to breast feed the baby.”
Me: “Go for it. What’s one more pepperoni in a pizza place.”
Rest of table: (shocked stares)
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I wish I had $20 for every twitter bio that contradicts the behavior and actions of its owner.
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Nick gets in his car today with his stuff and his dog and drives to Minnesota. New job, new adventure, etc. The Town Cryer is all grown up. Not the easiest day for me and his mom. But such is the shape of life.
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Suspend? Not enough. Reverse, please. It’s like pulling a van half into the street and then saying you’ll pause the van where it is until later. It’s in the road. Park that shit back where it was.
Just In: Postmaster General Louis DeJoy said that he will suspend controversial changes he made to the Postal Service to “avoid even the appearance of any impact on election mail.”
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Just got a DM: “Scott, with all due respect, why do you care about any of this stuff? Literally none of it directly effects you or your life. Just stay in your lane and ignore the outrage.”
Thanks for helping me illustrate the problem, guy with “Christian 1st” in his profile.
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Proof of vaccination? What's next, state issued ID that tells you if I can legally drive or not????
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@realDonaldTrump
Presidential polling didn’t start till 60 years after Lincoln’s death. You’re really bad at this.
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@tstrasavich1
@itsJeffTiedrich
@realDonaldTrump
Explain how you haven’t figured that out for yourself yet in 3+ years.
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Y’all can stop with the “CDC says…” jokes now. This one kinda nails the whole thing.
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@nathaliejacoby1
No. Like asking me if I’d eat a chicken wing after it was pulled from the anus of a 3 day old corpse.
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@nathanTbernard
I mean, just look how rugged, chiseled, slim, busty and attractive they are.
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Got this in the mail today. The irony gave me a brief headache.
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Hated the admin for 4 years, but came from a relative place of security & privilege the entire time. To those marginalized by society for color, religion, economic status...it’s you who deserves a reset & progress. May my Korean brother never be told to “go home to China” again.
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Cat's out the bag. I'm partnering with
@Ghostcrawler
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@Pixel_Castle
for a monthly podcast called "Word on The Street", where Greg and I will have devs, artists, designers, etc on to talk about the development in very transparent ways.
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If store policy says you have to wear a mask to shop there, then wear the damn mask. It’s simple. You’re not some martyr to some cause, or a brave defiant soldier in the face of a communist overlord. You’re a self-entitled baby person looking for mac & cheese at a Trader Joe’s.
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Gonna work hard, keep raising my family with my wife the best I can, pay my taxes, and be a good neighbor and citizen.
It's all I can do.
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I love love love that Rey has provided the kind of hero and fandom little girls can get so stoked about. This video is awesome. And so is everyone in it.
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Say hello to Phoebe Dillon Straw. 7lbs, 19in. Mom and baby are doing great. :)
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Been so excited to show this. My daughter
@CarterEJohnson
animated some audio pulled from
@corepod
and I can't stop loving it. She captured me,
@Jon_Jagger
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@BeauSchwartz
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My baby girl is having a baby girl! Van’s getting a sister. Already has a name! Phoebe! See you in early November, little one! Proud of you,
@ms_strawzz
. ❤️
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Getting angry hate mail, death threats, and attempted hacks on all my stuff for a viral tweet is pretty lame. But then I remember that there are lots of people who get this and worse for the color of their skin, or their gender, etc. It's good for me to be reminded.
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Just informed by our vet that my dog Raynor has an aggressive form of cancer. We'll know more when we pick her up later this afternoon, but it's not looking great. If you've followed me at all over the last 8 years, you'll know how close her and I are. Feel very unready for this.
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I guess I’ll never understand how some of y’all lose your minds when someone dismantles a confederate statue but shrug your shoulders when someone dismantles the US postal system.
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Neighbor’s dad just died of Covid and the mother is in critical care right now. Could have easily been vaccinated but chose not too. No team, tribe or affiliation is worth this kind of loss. It’s easy, safe and available.
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Sorry. Had to delete the ultrasound tweet. Photo had medical record ID stuff in there. Didn’t see it before. So here’s this instead. :)
#YoungGrandpa
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