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So bloody proud to be a British Military household that adores the Royal family and all of our history. If this offends you kindly unfollow and I wish you well.
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STOP WALKING YOUR DOGS IN THIS FUCKING HEAT!!!!!!!!
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Horses are magnificent ❤️
Beautiful unforgettable moment.. 🙏
The smile says it all.. 🥺
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#duvetknowitschristmas
this has made me so happy. Normal families in normal homes making friends and family welcome. ❤️
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For anyone saying "it's just a tree" ...people have spread loved ones ashes under it, have taken their kids there, have had quiet times and sad times there...and we have now had all that taken away by some little feral vandal. To you it may just be a tree...to many it isn't. 💔
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A few weeks ago one of my Vet mates killed himself. The funeral was yesterday and I hope he knew how much he was loved, the place was packed. Look after each other and watch out for the loud funny ones and the quiet ones. I will always listen if you need me to.
#armedforces
❤️
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I've been bollocked about my language on here. I actually don't really care, squaddie humour which helps people privately that you will blissfully unaware of. If you don't like my account please just unfollow. No hard feelings 🥰...but fucking sling it X
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I object to going out to work as a
#keyworker
when theres people taking the piss and not following
#lockdown
instructions.
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I'm just gonna say it.
#keyworkers
who grafted all through every lockdown travelling in an out every day to attend work, should be on some sort of priority for the jab if they want to have it.
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I stand by the Police 💙
Does this offend anyone?
Or are you pro to police wearing it?
This is our remembrance to the fallen officers. Nothing else.
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For anyone alone over Christmas I will be here for those needing some company. I may even pass my account over to
@RAFpolicedog
for a while. I know this time of year can be lonely for some. ❤️
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I was in London 2 days ago paying my respects. Huge massive thankyou to the Police and Armed Forces who were clearly exhausted but were so polite. You have done us proud people 💗
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I actually dont give a fuck if you believe in Covid or not....stop being selfish and follow the guidelines. You none compliant arses are the reason we are back in lockdown.
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If your kids have lost the ability to use cutlery and have lost basic skills during lockdown.....you dont deserve to be a parent. That's it.
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Good luck to all involved tomorrow you've done us proud. My husband has not slept properly for days...my heart is with you, I am forever proud of you 💗🇬🇧
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Love my boy
@RAFpolicedog
even though hes a massive twat
Happy international dogs day.
It’s an actual thing
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This post makes you a piece of shit.
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If you need telling not to leave your dog in a hot car, or walk him on a hot pavement....you do not deserve a dog.
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Do you need any more reasons to ban domestic firework purchase?!?!?!?
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I have zero fucks of sympathy for a burglar who breaks into a remote Farmers property and gets shot.
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Oi
@RAFpolicedog
you little twat I got you a present because you refuse to walk in the rain an I'm sick of you shitting behind the telly box.
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House opposite last night party all night with some leaving this afternoon. Homeowner is NHS Worker. Too many people proving they cant be trusted to use common sense. Meanwhile dicks like me continue to work and follow the rules.
#COVID19
#COVIDIDIOTS
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I'm absolutely fucked.
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Morning Wankers!!!!!!! I've got the ol piss buckets phone. I've thrown the turkey burd out into the back garden and kicked over a pile of presents. Fatty pants needs the exercise so I've locked her out for 5 mins.
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Many thanks for all the Dad messages 👍😘. Stressful time but hes doing well and should be out Monday. Oi
@RAFpolicedog
where is my debit you little shit??
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Forced into making an announcement because she couldn't be left in peace.
BREAKING A personal message from the Princess of Wales revealing she is undergoing chemotherapy treatment for cancer. “This of course came as a huge shock and William and I have been doing everything we can to process and manage this privately for the sake of our young family.”
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Note attached to one of my shoes has been thrown downstairs "make a second breakfast or the other shew gets it. I want eggs and my ears brushing"
@RAFpolicedog
from the big bed cause he's too much of a lazy twat to get up.
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And when the dog bites it will be the dogs fault. Control your crotch goblins!!!!!!
Toddler hitting a pit bull in the head with a water bottle 😳
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Enid blyton was part of my childhood and gave me a love for reading. I will not have it taken away from me.
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So
@RAFpolicedog
has been out all night and I've had this text from Guide dog tels dopey blind dad: "hhjhddfghjjkk bhj bhfdfjik nnnhfdrty78j....hyiugyuhwwerth. hgfghhhh"
I assume Daniel is there.
#wankers
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I'm not taking the blame for
#lockdownUK2
my household have adhered to the guidance and rules all the way through and bloody worked all the way through too!
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1st anniversary coming up, my Vet Mate killed himself because he just couldn't take anymore. Absolute force of nature he was and i've still not come to terms with his absence.
If you ever need someone to listen, I am at the end of a message. Please don't struggle in silence.💗
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Absolutely fucking repulsive. Shame on the culprits...who think like the covid rule breakers....**its only me it doesn't matter**
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Oi
@RAFpolicedog
I've not only told Nan you want to isolate at hers I've told her you like a bath every day and a bedtime story. Have that you little twat.
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Its
@RAFpolicedog
and next doors cat craig awwwwww.
If you’re having a hard week, you need to watch this video ❤️🙂❤️
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Dont you selfish panic buying fucktards have enough pasta and bog roll left over from March?? STOP BEING A TWAT!
#panicbuying
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King and Catherine are off for medical reasons, Camilla having a week off (she's 76) and William is attending engagements supported by Anne and other members of Royal family.
🇬🇧 This is the UK Royal Family
ALL Four have cancelled all their Public Engagements indefinitely.
This might be an outlandish Conspiracy - but something just doesn’t seem right……
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Feral bastards
Four girls aged 13 to 16 were arrested for assaulting an emergency worker and possessing cannabis. Some are in custody, while others are bailed with conditions barring them from Barnham Railway Station.
Read more -
@CrimeLdn
@NormanBrennan
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#HappyFathersDay
to all the Dads, Mums doing Dads role, StepDads who copped a kid as part of the deal to be with Mum, and anyone else responsible for a kid. Hugs for anyone who like me doesnt have their Dad anymore...mine died hes not in prison...just to be clear 🤣❤
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So
@RAFpolicedog
sent this to my works WhatsApp saying it was me going out for a chippy tea.
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Any arsehole being disrespectful will be immediately blocked.
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We are a Military household and I have a mix of followers on here... makes me laugh at how offended Civvies get by jokes. Gallows humour keeps us going when times are tough.
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Bring its baby back you heartless bastards!!!!
The owner of a donkey, whose baby was stolen on Monday, says it's been 'crying' ever since.
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I don't really talk about my job much but today I've had 2 very sincere thankyous and it's made my week. Job wears me down sometimes but days like today make it all worthwhile. 💓 Vets are important you will be looked after on my watch xx
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School uniform instills discipline and rules which later show up in an adults work environment. It also levels all kids from a brand/logo wearing perspective. Keep school uniforms.
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So proud of my Husband who continues to serve his country as he has done since he was old enough to join. 🇬🇧❤️
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INCOMING!!!!!
And this is why they are called springers 😆 stunning FF Marshall
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Daniel's passport photo....
My all time absolute fave pic of me..... doing my Jamie Oliver impression!
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That little twat
@RAFpolicedog
has written a sign and put it up at the bedroom window. It says that hes starving, hes hostage and that he needs rescuing-please call his mobile.
5 knocks at the door.....
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Becky is a total pisswipe.
I can’t be the only person who thinks it is highly unprofessional for a policeman to be drinking coffee on the street whilst he is working and policing an event.
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For every establishment you visit shops etc, keep in mind that staff are doing the best they can. Say thankyou X
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@MartinSLewis
@itvMLshow
They are minors so I'd make the decision to split and then they both benefit.
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During my 44 years I've had harassment at work from men, it's happened in the pub, out on the streets and online. Women become used to it, we learn to be cautious when walking alone. This is not ok
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Mask shaming works both ways. You shouldn't be an arse hole to someone not wearing one. But equally you shouldn't be an arse hole to someone who is. Be fucking respectful whatever their choice!
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I made a really good mate on here who I won't name. One night I noticed his tweets didn't seem normal for him. So I risked being told to go fuck myself and I asked him if he was OK. He wasn't and we've become mates. Top bloke who just needed someone to ask the question.
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My flag isnt just 'a flag' 🇬🇧❤
If you think this is ‘just a flag’, try attending a full military honours funeral and then come back to me. I did loads as a guard of honour. It’s unlike anything I’ve witnessed.
Our flag isn’t ‘just a flag’
🇬🇧
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Big fight outside.....
@RAFpolicedog
having words with a cat 2 doors down who's selling hooky fags. He's offered to..and I quote.. " Volley the tatty arsed fraggle down the road"...
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Statement from HRH
@RAFpolicedog
he is not available for any questions. His public speaking days are over. He stands by his decision to retire.
#bellend
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So
@RAFpolicedog
has locked me out the living room because I walked past the tellybox while
@thedogman_918
was on channel 5.
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Sat down to have a read and
@RAFpolicedog
has ripped out a page for every day in the guide and left a post it informing me that I'll get a page back each night if I wait on him. Tonight he demanded pig crisps and to have his ears brushed with my best hairbrush....
#dickhead
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Makes me cry every single time.
#LestWeForget
#OnThisDay
31 years ago the last episode of Blackadder Goes Fourth was aired.
The end of the fourth season provoked so much emotion it's become synonymous with this time of year..
Not only brilliantly funny but so poignant too..
#Blackadder
#LestWeForget
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Oi
@RAFpolicedog
I know you're outside messing around. Whys my phone in the fucking washing machine???? You got 2 minutes till I lock the door you little turd.
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Nah that crap won't fly with me. You are a feral horrible little bastard.
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The likes of my Husband who will be away working all through Christmas ❤️
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For anyone struggling.... today is just a Monday and everything will be back to normal soon.
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Any chance of peace and quiet with
@RAFpolicedog
under my feet??? I keep finding his little gifts all round the house. Also where is my debit card you little wrong'un???
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Awwww its
@RAFpolicedog
and guide dog Tel
Enjoying the weekend in total relaxation !! 🐶👇🏼☀️
( khan.and.kara | Ig )
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OMFG....WTF have you done
@RAFpolicedog
you little twat my shoes are absolutely ruined!!!!!! Have you gone out??????
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Put. Them. Down.
Does this tell you these men are not sorry for what they caused. Give 0 fucks yet a jury has found them not guilty of murder it’s a joke.
#pcharper
#pcandrewharper
#nojustice
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Works been a lot. I'm having a time out. I'm only saying cause if I have a few day's off here I get lovely messages checking I'm OK. Back soon. Xx
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Exactly like
@RAFpolicedog
in the garden
Our pet spanner, Millie had a bit of chill out time in the little ones swing this morning!!
#daftdog
She loved it and wanted to go back in 😂
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For the record I will hold a door open for anyone and give up my seat if someone needs it more. I love having a door opened for me and appreciate good manners in both men and women. ❤️
@chris_kammy
as a woman I'm sorry that lady was so bloody rude to you xx
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Coached by
@RAFpolicedog
I heard him on phone
Get a puppy they said ...
It'll be fun they said ...
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Have a fucking day off.
I really don’t reckon cops should be allowed to wear symbols associated with far right & fascist movements on their uniforms.
Like this one with his thin blue line badge. 🤢🤢🤢
But then there’s a lot of stuff I don’t reckon the cops should be allowed to do.
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To the Coppers that have kept me safe at work, the Coppers that work with my Husband, the Coppers doing a bloody decent job without a thankyou. To all the good ones. We see you X
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