Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
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The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek 😱😱 .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. 😱
Chaostown, Cumbria / The Lakes
Joined February 2012
Again ??? 🤬🤬🤬 Police launch manhunt after Algerian man mistakenly released from London prison https://t.co/5tN5kU4DLu
bbc.co.uk
Police are looking for Brahim Kaddour-Cherif, an Algerian freed in error a week ago, and William Smith, 35, freed by mistake on Monday.
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That sinking feeling when the @AmazonUK guy arrives with only one of the two items 'due today' .... And then you check the tracking for the other item .. 😱😱😱😭😭😭
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Saw this being shared on BookFace .. impossoble to disagree with 👍👍
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What started off on a local BookFace page up here as a moan about 'yet another accident' and 'police never do nuffin' didn't take long to find out what was really going on .. Top job #SouthLakesPolice 👍
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Turns out the Independent Office for @PoliceConduct are routinely making up misconduct case studies to push concepts like 'adultification'. How many other case studies do they fabricate?
We could start by abolishing the Independent Office for @PoliceConduct who so readily and enthusiastically seek to evidence racism by police officers on the basis of their #stopandsearch histories not being perfectly representative of the census population.
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I really have no words ... Manhunt after jailed Epping hotel asylum seeker who sexually assaulted 14 year old girl mistakenly released https://t.co/9VAitZaV5q
bbc.co.uk
Ethiopian national Hadush Kebatu sparked nationwide protests after sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.
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As I and many others said at the time ... good luck trying to get that one home ... No charges over Trump-Epstein projection onto Windsor Castle https://t.co/iPsSmNbWWH
bbc.co.uk
Thames Valley Police says no further action will be taken against four men arrested in September.
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Wow ... That'll learn 'em ... Shoplifter who stole joints of meat from Tesco ordered to pay for them ... (Sadly full story is behind a paywall) https://t.co/tQKXCxYwhE
shropshirestar.com
A shoplifter who stole joints of meat worth £150 has been ordered to pay for them and to stay off drugs.
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I mean, seriously, what is the point ... 🤬🤬 Convicted drug dealer who was caught drink driving while on a suspended sentence and failed to conduct unpaid work ordered by a judge, has been spared jail. https://t.co/AnnYxv566D
shropshirestar.com
A convicted drug dealer who was caught drink driving while on a suspended sentence and failed to conduct unpaid work ordered by a judge, has been spared jail.
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I mean, seriously, what is the point ... 🤬🤬 Convicted drug dealer who was caught drink driving while on a suspended sentence and failed to conduct unpaid work ordered by a judge, has been spared jail. https://t.co/AnnYxv566D
shropshirestar.com
A convicted drug dealer who was caught drink driving while on a suspended sentence and failed to conduct unpaid work ordered by a judge, has been spared jail.
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And so it begins ... About half the boxes of highly sophisticated interlocking brick system components moved from their long term storage (aka the garage) to their new home ... #LegoShed
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Definition of futility ?? Putting 'Fragile' tape on something that's about to be returned via #LoseEvriParcel (Not my choice of carrier by the way, but if @AmazonUK wants to be that silly 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️)
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Ten years to reach this point. Ten years of endless stress and anxiety for doing an exceptionally difficult job. Ten years of waking up everyday and not knowing when it will end. Ten years of wondering was swearing an oath worth it? Ten years finally, over. #ThinBlueLine 🚨
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Video doorbells peeps .. what's the best to get (but not Ring - I'm too stingy to pay to save recordings) ??
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There is a stark difference in prices at our local (independent) vets and the corporately owned ones in local town .. It was the same before we left Shropshire.. local vet bought out by one of the big co's ... And prices shot up immediately https://t.co/c1CL0wksKl
bbc.co.uk
Vet prices have risen at nearly twice the rate of inflation, the Competition and Markets Authority found.
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Good boy Eeyore .. Dog leads Florida Deputy to missing 86 yr old woman .. https://t.co/MIyqm9g1Ow
bbc.co.uk
Bodycam footage shows the officer responding to a call from a man concerned about his wife's whereabouts after she went for a walk.
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😂😂😂😂
Yo @policeconduct, you’re trolling right? Your first strategic objective is to resolve complaints against yourselves and increase your website users? And they wonder why Police Officers have absolute no faith in this ‘organisation’… I wish this was a joke. #ThinBlueLine 🚨
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How moronically stupid do you have to be to go mountain climbing when one of the worst storms of the year is coming - it's not as if there haven't been warnings Then you have an accident and #PatterdaleMRT have to come out in atrocious conditions 🤬🤬 https://t.co/7G2fra20b8
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I win but sadly by default An 'emergency incident' stopped all trains between Wolverhampton and Stafford so anything northbound on the West Coast Mainline is currently scuppered 😞😞
The race is real .... Meeting @theminichaos at #Preston railway station ... Our trains are due in just one minute apart ... But who will actually get there first ??? 😱😱😱😱
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