Father Ted Quote of the Day
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That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about.
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Joined March 2013
"I'm overwhelmed. I think it's probably the best night I've had in my whole life." Troy Parrott gives his reaction to scoring a double to help the Republic of Ireland defeat Portugal 2-0. #rtesoccer
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“We’re going on holidays.” “That’s fine. I’ll mind the place.”
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"You went to Las Vegas, whilst that poor child was supposed to be in Lourdes!"
Couple were expecting baby when fighting to get overpaid rent back from Jim Gavin
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"We might see you your friend." "Who's that, Sophia Loren?!" "No Father, the Pope." "He's no friend of mine!"
91 blazing candles for the divine Sophia Loren The greatest queen Italy has ever known 👑✨ Happy Birthday!!!
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"Wait a second! Those are fake hands!"
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"Well, Imelda, you're a lovely girl. Although, I hear you had a bit of bad luck recently. Your dog was knocked down by a car and killed." "No, that was...that was my father." #RoseofTralee
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"July 19th. On this day, eh, Galway liberated from Indians...eh, Marathon becomes Snickers...aha, Ted! Ice Age ends."
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"July the 19th. What's so special about July the 19th?"
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"And now, lets get onto the important stuff... the raffle. The last raffle I was at was very interesting, because the people who ran the raffle, actually won it! So it's not unusual for that to happen, now and again."
There is nothing more corrupt in Ireland than a Gaelic club’s draw for All Iteland Final tickets I can’t help but to admire the audacity of some of the draw results This one is a beaut, hats off to Glanmire 😂
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📺 A chairde Gael..... The propaganda wing of the regime has just contacted us.... They WILL put our set from Glastonbury today on the I-player later this evening for your viewing pleasure. The crowd expected today is far greater than West Holts capacity so "you'll need to be
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