
Rob π
@RJSzczerba
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Rocket Scientist π turned Tech CEO; Senior Fellow @LockheedMartin; @NotreDame PhD; Wrote cool stuff @Forbes & Proud Autism Dad!
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Joined August 2010
RT @MrBonMot: When youβre twenty and a night out is cancelled, youβre devastated: βItβs too late to rearrange anything now. What am I goingβ¦.
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RT @RJSzczerba: My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo dollβ¦.
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RT @RJSzczerba: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But readβ¦.
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RT @RJSzczerba: I remember a time when βa new hip jointβ meant some place I wanted to go on Friday night.
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RT @RJSzczerba: @RepMTG BREAKING: I just introduced a bill to ban time travel, unicorn theft, and teleportation-based tax evasion. Becauseβ¦.
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