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Effective | Conservative African | Life long Student of Statistics | Farmer
Uganda
Joined November 2019
Most researchers use statistics the way a drunkard uses a lamppost—more for support than illumination. - Winfred Castle.
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This video is literally 50 entrepreneurs giving you an MBA in 18 minutes:
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1000 Men in Oscar kampala. 🇰🇪 Nairobi kenya 23rd November ❤️ 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 Connect ❤️
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🇺🇬 Uganda shines at the 8th #CIIE2025 in Shanghai! Showcasing our vibrant agriculture, breathtaking tourism, and growing trade potential under the theme: 🌾 “Nurturing Agriculture · Enriching Tourism · Sharing Prosperity.” #UgandaAtCIIE #InvestInUganda #ExploreUganda
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Yesto my boda guy saw his wife in town on another boda and he suspected she was going to a lodge so we began following them. We ended up in Mpigi on some burial we knew nothing about. Looking closely the woman wasn’t even his wife just a look alike. Man we ate food and left 🤣
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Walking with a CEO Whisperer Today, I had the unique experience of ‘interviewing’ a man who interviews CEOs for a living. I asked him how those interviews have shaped his own leadership—what lessons he’s gathered from sitting with some of the region’s top decision-makers. One
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There’s a little village on the Rwenzori mountains called Ruboni. And from its soil, something special is being brewed. Tom’s Green Coffee doesn’t just buy beans — it invests in people. 🌱 Single-origin coffee. 💚 10% of profits go back to the Ruboni community. ☕️ Farmers paid
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Why you should grow Coffee! Uganda exports 6.6M bags worth $1.2B annually while China imports 5.6M bags of (raw) green bean. Imagine all the efforts being injected in looking for the market for UG coffee! Are we sure we have the capacity for that demand we are creating? 1/4
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Yesterday me & my team at @JadaCoffee walked home as winners of $20,000 (Ugx 75,000,000) the @nssfug Hi Innovator Women Accelerator. Thank you NSSF & @MastercardFdn for your investment. To our hub @curadincubator, you’re the best. Thanks to our clients & my team at Jada Coffee.
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Adding Value to Your Harvest: On-site Primary Processing. At ZICOFE, we're committed to helping farmers produce the highest-quality coffee. Bring your harvested cherries to our factory and use our primary processing services. Our state-of-the-art equipment and expert team will
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After one week of enabling and disabling airplane mode, I'm happy to announce I'm now a pilot. I want to use this opportunity to thank MTN for their ever failing network, without you I won't be what I am today.
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I have a question for men; Why do taxi drivers increase speed when they are about to stop?? 🤔🧐 Please understand the question before answering. 🙏
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We are still at the court martial, The chairman has so far adjourned the court sitting twice, The Military prosecution is still grappling on how to deal with questions raised by Dr @kizzabesigye1’s legal team for constitution interpretation. The questions raised include; 1.
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Now that @CoffeeUganda is no more I would like to appeal to @MAAIF_Uganda @FrankTumwebazek @PS_MAAIF to pay attention to 2 significant functions that the agency was delivering. That is enforcement of export quality standards and promotions abroad. Quality standards: Our contracts
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The way the president has described himself so well in this message yet he intended to lecture the “bazukulu “😂😂 “ he left what he ought to have done and now he’s fighting for what he’s not supposed to do”. Btw Mzee respectfully tulekemu 👐🏼
Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu, greetings. It says, in the Church of Uganda Prayer Book, page 30 that “Balenkanga bye basanidde okukola, n’bakola byebatasinidde okukola, na amazima tegari mubo.” –“they left undone what they ought to have done and they did what they
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I met her when I was broke. She paid my rent for 4 months and bought everything in my house. - PAGES AND LILLIAN Full video below 👇🏾 https://t.co/RSfzn6uUtb
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The AVPA (Agency for Valorization of Agricultural Products), whose goal is "to enhance the value of agricultural products and to recognise the excellence of some producers, too often forgotten in the midst of mass marketing," plays a crucial role in promoting Ugandan coffee on
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Once I master this recipe you won't see me on those drive throughs 🔥🙏
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