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Millennial Moron

@Mill_Moron

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Creator of Unpleasant Canadian Real Estate Content

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@Mill_Moron
Millennial Moron
28 days
I think I know why ur potatoes were so expensive bro
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@Mill_Moron
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Schrodinger's housing affordability. We need to decide as a society if we want primary residences to be an accessible essential need, or a vehicle to build wealth. It can't be both.
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Isn't it weird how there's a skilled labour shortage, but an engineering degree only gets you a small premium over minimum wage in one of the highest CoL cities in the country?
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Millennial Moron
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Reminder: these are the people who are underperforming their own passively-managed benchmark portfolio that they created to justify their own jobs. So glad to see that we're spending hundreds of millions out of our pensions so they can have a nicer office.
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Told ya. Also, they're increasing the RRSP home buyer plan withdrawal limit from 35k to 60k, sending young people a clear message of "Screw your retirement, we can't let housing prices fall, otherwise boomers might be in financial trouble for THEIR retirement."
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Millennial Moron
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The new line from realtors to deflect from the high cost of mortgage interest is "mortgages are 6% interest, rent is 100% interest," a claim so misleading that I honestly think it should result in disciplinary action.
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Millennial Moron
2 months
Realtors updating their projections after today's rate cut:
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Millennial Moron
2 months
This whole thread is a nightmarish example of the contrast between how much money people have been "investing" into housing and mortgage lending, and how much they understand about what they're doing.
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Millennial Moron
2 months
Reminder that temporary foreign worker permits are not some ultra-woke diversity policy, it's a ruthlessly capitalist ploy that was facilitated by both parties.
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Matt Lundy
2 months
Here's a chart I watch closely. Employers were approved to fill > 89K positions in the low-wage stream of the TFW program over the 12 months thru March 31, 2024. The gap is closing with the agriculture stream.
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Millennial Moron
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lol
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Millennial Moron
7 months
New debt numbers just dropped 🥳
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Millennial Moron
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CPP Investment Board starts giving themselves value-added performance bonuses when the 5-year performance relative to the reference portfolio reaches negative twenty billion dollars:
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Millennial Moron
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My guess: More access to debt via something like longer amortizations, which will do nothing for affordability and just push prices up further as people have more borrowed money to make offers with.
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Millennial Moron
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I don't dislike Saretsky, but this is a little out of touch with what's happened to younger people. 20 years of cheap debt and the associated inflation of real estate has split our society into two classes: tenants and the landed gentry. There's barely a "middle" class any more.
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Steve Saretsky
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The horrors of a middle class person buying a cottage 20 years ago and accruing a small amount of wealth.
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Millennial Moron
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Reminder: Rate cuts are generally a sign of a weakening economy, not a "responsible economic and fiscal plan" as Freeland implies here. We are budgeted for a $40B deficit this year, which is inflationary fiscal policy. Our fiscal and monetary policies have been mis-aligned.
@cafreeland
Chrystia Freeland
2 months
Inflation in Canada fell to 2.7% in June.    For 6 months in a row, inflation has been within the Bank of Canada’s target range of 1%-3%.  In June, the Bank lowered interest rates, making Canada the first G7 country to do so. Our responsible economic and fiscal plan is working.
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Not exactly a glowing endorsement of the temporary foreign worker program
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Millennial Moron
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Toronto realtors are taking virtual staging to the next level using AI technology!
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Millennial Moron
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Bank of Canada has started overnight repo operations again - not sure what the implications of this are when combined with expectations of a rate cut lol
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Millennial Moron
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They're just figuring that out now?
@TdLeaker
TD Leaker
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American bank insiders are chattering about the situation in the Canadian Real Estate market as rivalling, if not dwarfing the GFC subprime crisis in the US.
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Millennial Moron
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Hot take: Mortgages don't "build equity". They're just loans.
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Millennial Moron
9 months
TRREB reports 65,982 home sales in 2023, the lowest since 2000. Composite home price index dropped to 337.8, a 19.3% drop from the peak in March 2022 (approx 25% when adjusted for inflation - December CPI not out yet) Please stop telling me the housing market is still strong lol
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Millennial Moron
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Housing minister Sean Fraser claims the government is mulling an immigration target cut to address the housing crisis. My thoughts.
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Millennial Moron
3 months
If you still think our issues are only a result of the current government, look at this chart and the rest of the thread. We've been on the track of sacrificing the productive economy in favour of real estate for a good ~25 years now.
@BenRabidoux
Ben Rabidoux
3 months
Now that ur all riled up about cap gains on housing, let me outline my thinking No Im not advocating for tax on principal residences. Exact wording was "not entirely opposed" which means there's nuance here IMO, a key issue in 🇨🇦 is investment in RE at expense of biz investment
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Millennial Moron
4 months
EVERYBODY PANIC BUY RIGHT NOW (jk)
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Millennial Moron
9 months
Property last sold in 2020 for $3.45M with a bungalow on it. Redeveloped as a luxury home, listed at $13.8M in Oct 2023. Fire crews battling large blaze at the property this morning. Way too early to say what happened, but will be interested to see the investigation results 🤔
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Millennial Moron
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Based on data from the St Louis Fed, in the 1990s real estate crash in Canada, real house values dropped by 21.1% from peak to trough in 9.5 years. Based on data from CREA and Statcan, real values have dropped 22.2% in the last 22 months. Stop asking me when the crash is coming.
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Millennial Moron
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Normally, after the December spike in credit card debt, it takes us until roughly September of the following year to top the previous peak. This year, we did it in April! Great work, team!
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Millennial Moron
1 year
Friday Update - August Housing Stats, GDP Per Capita, Underwater Mortgages, Federal Housing Plan
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Millennial Moron
4 months
As I've been saying, rate cuts aren't going to happen just because people want them - they'll be coming on the heels of a continued economic slump. I don't see this creating a massive price boom in housing, but let me check instagram first to see what the realtors think.
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Millennial Moron
7 months
The funniest people in Canada, enshrined in law
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Millennial Moron
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It's the alley photos for me
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Millennial Moron
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@Helot_ People are trying to figure it out but neither the mom or the son actually know what the brother is doing. Could be that they took a HELOC to fund down-payment loans for other people buying houses, amd got caught out by falling prices.
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Millennial Moron
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Oh look, it's exactly what I said would happen five months ago lol. For context: when the election date was extended one week, it meant that 20 of the 32 BQ MPs (including party leader YF Blanchet) would become eligible for their pensions - as long as no early election is called.
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Millennial Moron
10 months
Looks like Poilievre referenced my videos again in his mini-documentary. Seriously considering a video on how the CPC also contributed to the housing crisis while they were in power, and Poilievre didn't say a damn thing about it.
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Millennial Moron
8 months
With real estate agencies releasing their bullish projections for 2024 in anticipation of rate cuts, let's keep in mind that the average rate for existing 5-year mortgages is trailing the rate for new debt by about 270 points. Renewals are still coming at higher rates.
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Millennial Moron
4 months
Late late Saturday Friday Update is up, go get it:
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Millennial Moron
4 months
While our low national mortgage delinquency rate of 0.17% is what makes the headlines about financial stress, I think the activity in the alternative lending market (as reported by the CMHC) is more of a leading indicator:
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Millennial Moron
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I appreciate the barely-concealed shade, but I think you're overestimating my clout. The reason I was able to get this podcast together is that I began coordinating it in October, and used existing contacts, a specific pitch, and a portfolio of previous work on the subject.
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Ximena González
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I’m somewhat shocked to learn that an influencer, Millennial Moron, gets to interview everyone at the city while i get statements instead.
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Millennial Moron
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💪CRUSHING IT💪 (Source: National Bank)
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Millennial Moron
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One of the reasons I say we haven't even priced in the hikes yet. There's a lot of people out there who are currently able to pay their mortgage, but they can't afford it in the longer term:
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Millennial Moron
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A friend recently said that we're not only too old to use Gen Z slang, we're too old to use our own generation's slang. I guess you die phat or live long enough to see yourself become wack.
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Millennial Moron
4 months
It me
@globeandmail
The Globe and Mail
4 months
Opinion: This social media prognosticator channels the angst of a housing-challenged generation
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Millennial Moron
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It is Friday, my dudes
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Millennial Moron
9 months
Oh good
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Millennial Moron
10 months
Canadian Real Estate vs. Literal European Castles, Part 22
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Millennial Moron
11 months
Probably just a coincidence
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Millennial Moron
7 months
According to a survey by 360Lending: Almost half of Canadians (44.5%) would rather save the money for a down payment on a house or condo than 'be in love.' What a perfect encapsulation of our society's unhealthy obsession with real estate, just in time for Valentine's Day!
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Millennial Moron
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August RE stats released today. Probably fine.
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Millennial Moron
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27k new jobs in May, unemployment up 0.1%, 27.7k increase in unemployment. Are we still pretending there's a labour shortage?
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Millennial Moron
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Update lmao
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Millennial Moron
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As I discussed in a video back in April, the CPC's housing plan seems mainly designed to sound good, not to actually work. A lot of the ideas are counter-productive. We need more housing policy discussions happening between citizens, not just handed down to us by politicians.
@TorontoStar
Toronto Star
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Pierre Poilievre has a housing plan ready for Ottawa's bureaucrats. Documents reveal some don't believe it's 'grounded in reality' #cdnpoli
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Millennial Moron
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@HanifBayat So like... roughly 100B in mortgages in negative amortization at the big players?
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Millennial Moron
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@BenRabidoux This is the angle that's largely missed in the discussion about immigration - we're absolutely exploiting people for cheap labour, and now treating them as disposable once they become politically inconvenient. It's terrible.
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Millennial Moron
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Some super fun news from The Bureau about the Canada Border Service Agency being infiltrated by transnational criminal organizations
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Sam Cooper
1 month
New from The Bureau: read this before the ISIS infiltration hearings in Ottawa; part 2 tomorrow
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Millennial Moron
11 months
One again, someone in the OPC office has decided they are now fully confident that the BoC will not be hiking rates this week, so they've given the go-ahead for an "open letter" on the subject, to create the illusion of actually doing something.
@fordnation
Doug Ford
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Ahead of this week’s decision on interest rates, I’ve written to the Governor of the Bank of Canada to again express my opposition to any further rate hikes. Higher interest rates are hurting people and businesses that are already struggling to pay their bills.
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Millennial Moron
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Would you pay $6k a year to be a live-in maid for an old man in an "adult open lifestyle environment"? 🤔🤢🤮
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@mortgageagentsn How are you supposed to bury yourself in debt like a true Canadian patriot without a good credit rating?
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Millennial Moron
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@SteveSaretsky Steve what you're forgetting here is the EQUITY, even if they lose money every month and prices have been going down, it's still a great investment because prices only go up.
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Millennial Moron
5 months
Calgary R-CG public hearing day 1 summary:
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Millennial Moron
11 months
oh ok phew
@globeandmail
The Globe and Mail
11 months
Bank of Canada says economy is not heading for a ‘serious recession’
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Millennial Moron
5 months
Absolutely adoring the hand-wringing from crypto bros about a modest increase in the inclusion rate for capital gains in excess of $250k/year
@Crypto_itzKirby
Crypto Kirby
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@MasonVersluis How are you actually supposed to get ahead in life if they just tax you to death.
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Millennial Moron
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For people who think my usual assumption of 7% portfolio annual returns is unrealistic, here's a backtest of my own portfolio allocation over the last ten years - average annualized growth is just over 10%. I'm not a skilled investor, this is basic ETFs and dividend reinvestment.
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Millennial Moron
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Pulled a lot of data from past CMHC rental market reports over the past 6 years. Seems convincing that housing supply is far more important than rent control, and suggests that rent controls may be stifling supply in the rental market in the longer term.
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Millennial Moron
1 year
I always forget that this platform auto-crops videos. Here's the full version of what I posted yesterday regarding the housing minister's comment on the immigration target.
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Millennial Moron
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One of the most popular memes among young people today is "hawk tuah". But I'm trying to figure out how we get them to hawk tuah the polls and vote on that thang 🤔
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Millennial Moron
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For reference, since some people think this is a serious issue and not just a silly meaningless gaffe, here's the unedited clip of Singh talking about potatoes/apples. Boulerice quickly corrects the error, Singh cracks a joke, and they have a laugh about it, then continue.
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@Mill_Moron
Millennial Moron
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As someone who writes this sort of content, I have significant doubts that Poilievre wrote much or any of it. If he did write it, then he understands and omitted how his own party contributed to this mess, and how his proposed solutions are basically more of the same.
@MichelleRempel
Michelle Rempel Garner
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I have no doubt Mr. Poilievre wrote much of this content himself. I can't imagine Mr. Trudeau trying to do the same.
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They also decided that the CEO's performance - in this year where the performance was so bad that it wiped out triple the cumulative added value over the past 17 years - deserved not just a bonus, but an above-average bonus:
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Several people have been retweeting my criticisms of CPPIB as support for an Alberta Pension Plan. I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the problem is an inefficient, ineffective, expensive system, the solution is not to duplicate that system and have two of them.
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Millennial Moron
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1000 Xollowers, xanks everyone
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Millennial Moron
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Big 180 on messaging from Miller here. In October, he said that implementing a cap would be like doing "surgery with a hammer".
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Marc Miller ᐅᑭᒫᐃᐧᐅᓃᐸᐄᐧᐤᐃᔨᐣ
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Canada’s international student cap is here. How will it work? |
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Millennial Moron
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I was getting all geared up for a good news story on inflation for this week's Friday Update, as markets were anticipating a rise in headline inflation, but a drop in core inflation (which is more relevant). Turns out both are up, so it'll be your regularly-scheduled bad news. 🤷‍♂️
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Poilievre up in arms about $3.3 million in bonuses being paid to 45 executives at CBC. Meanwhile, CPPIB paid out $16.98 million to their six top executives, in a year when they under-performed their reference portfolio by $64.1 billion.
@PierrePoilievre
Pierre Poilievre
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Defund the CBC. Sign here if you agree:
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But don't worry, there's an absolute performance bonus as well, so they get a bonus if their investments return anything more than 0% overall:
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@agentgina1 Couldn't have done it without you Gina 🙏🙏🙏
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While he may seem non-committal on affordable housing for humans, Calgary city councillor Terry Wong is tackling the important questions: how will Calgarians make ends meet if a house for their hamburger costs 15 cents?
@YYCTKW
Terry Wong
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People shouldn't have to eat cold fries, or a burger off the floor, or drink a pop without worrying about spillage becuz they won't pay for a bag or not be given a straw. Some fear what they will hear from kids if they can't buy Happy Meals cuz if there is a single-use box fee.
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@daniel_foch Sign off a strong market about to take off in the spring! Right guys???
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...and they still decided that because their relative performance was -63.7 billion dollars, it resulted in a bonus multiplier that was too low, so they gave their staff an upward adjustment. Accountability!
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Millennial Moron
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This isn't really "new", they restarted overnight repo in July. Keep in mind that these loans roll over each day, so it's not cumulative - but it does represent about 30-35% of the market.
@Tablesalt13
Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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NEW The Bank of Canada is injecting $16B (the max amount permitted) EVERY. SINGLE. DAY to try and hammer down interest rates to its 4.5% target.
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10.5% property tax hike is the headline everyone is talking about today. My question: in the 2023 budget, property taxes represented 30% of tax/fee revenue, land transfer tax made up 6%. RE dollar volume has fallen 42% since 2021. Does this new hike even cover that shortfall?
@globeandmail
The Globe and Mail
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Toronto’s proposed budget includes property tax hike of 10.5 per cent
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Millennial Moron
1 year
The long-awaited London episode
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Millennial Moron
6 months
Absolutely debtpilled and creditmaxxed
@MarkMcGrathCFP
Mark McGrath
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A reverse mortgage credit card exists. No payments until you sell or pass away. Anyone heard of this?
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Millennial Moron
10 months
Also: This post should not be construed as an endorsement of Trudeau or any other federal politician. I think they're all terrible.
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Millennial Moron
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Good video, and not a unique situation either. Mandatory viewing for people who think more leverage is always and advantage in RE investing.
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Millennial Moron
10 months
An important leading indicator of chronic financial stress - demand for food bank services. Roughly quadruple in the last four years. (Image: @TheLocal_TO )
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Millennial Moron
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I'm grey, da ba dee da ba di #housingcrisis
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Millennial Moron
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Remember last month when I said once the YoY price trend turned negative (because of the brief price rise 12 months ago), the headlines would flip to focus on something else? Well, here you go:
@agentgina1
Gina Athanasiou
8 months
The numbers for January are out from TRREB and the focus of the press release is number of sales because it’s the only positive metric right now 😉
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Millennial Moron
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@daniel_foch Wasn't I talking about this a year ago lol:
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Millennial Moron
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By the time Trudeau loses the next election, these lines may very well be converged again, as they were during the first five years of each admin. Does the next guy have a plan to actually change course, or is this rate of price growth just fine, like it was from 2006-2015?
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Millennial Moron
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@BenRabidoux @OSFICanada Would you like to be featured in a Friday Update video lol
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Millennial Moron
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I bet most of them haven't even SEEN a real bear
@JonFlynnREstats
Jon Flynn
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The majority of licensed realtors in Canada haven’t worked through a real bear market.
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Millennial Moron
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@ShaziGoalie @jasongofficial @ArowzLimited @therealhebrahim I'm sure this doesn't need to be said to this crowd, but $45k in gross income on a 1.8 million capital investment is a seriously trash return lol
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Millennial Moron
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@Tablesalt13 Can we stop pretending like extending more debt magically makes housing more affordable lol
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