Mike Jelline
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16 of Daniels’ 36 TD’s are vs: Grambling, Army & Georgia State (playing well into 4thQ of blowouts).
In LSU’s two stiffest tests (L’s to Bama + Florida State) he totaled 3 TD’s/2 INT’s.
If the Heisman is about no-showing in biggest games + padding stats vs patsies, he’s it.
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Oregon has lost one game, on the road in October by 3 points, on a missed FG, to the No. 4 team, and has mauled every team in its path since, in a tougher conference.
Ohio State has lost one game, on the road by 6 points to the No. 3 team in the country.
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I get that it’s Portland State, but if Mario is coaching Oregon today the final score is 44-20.
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Ducks over Buckeyes in the Shoe, UW embarrassed in Big House, SC smoked at home, Urban crushed in NFL debut, Herbert and Bolts win opener. Football-wise, a weekend for the ages.
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Ohio State is treating the glorious Rose Bowl like it is the Vegas bowl or some low rent, early season non-conference game. I now hate this team even more than I did before, and that is saying something. Go Utes.
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Note to Oregon AD: make sure the next coach hired doesn’t have a lifetime aspiration to coach the Florida Gators
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Jim Harbaugh—Oregon Duck hero:
1) ruins Washington’s season
2) leaves Michigan, opens door for Ducks to enter B1G as conference alpha dog
3) goes to Chargers, saves Justin Herbert’s career
??????
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Whaddya know: Royce Freeman, who spent his Oregon career shattering records yet getting completely dissed on a national level + was the NINTH RB taken in the draft, is the starting RB for the Denver Broncos and currently ranked
#34
overall in ESPN’s fantasy rankings.
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In Oregon’s system, Justin Herbert was not a First or even a Second Team All P12 selection his senior year. In the NFL, he is the starter in the Pro Bowl. Makes one wonder…
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Oregon’s only losses were two 3pt rock-fights against a clearly great Husky team and their post season reward= a matchup vs a team who should have played in a pre-Christmas bowl.
Really great stuff.
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Oregon has 2 total losses to the
#2
team in America by a combined 6 pts + were a CFB playoff contender until the final whistle of the season.
No disrespect to Liberty but this team + its fans have earned a bowl matchup they can get excited about against a relevant program.
B.S.
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Ring ring ring. Great call for the Ducks! Hey
@CoachTaggart
- guess you need to go find yourself a new Defensive Coordinator.
#Leavitt
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Glad ESPN is covering the game. I think they’ve covered Bowling tournaments that had bigger crowds.
Beautiful day for some football 🏈 ! The Lincoln Riley and Caleb Williams era kicks off with the spring game
@USC_FB
. We’ll break down what happened on
@SportsCentralLA
at 3 pm! Join us.
#USC
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Source: Phil Knight offering 25M annual comp package to land Nick Saban as HC, Chip Kelly as OC, Jimmy Lake as DC, and Dolph Lundgren’s trainer from Rocky IV as strength coach. Announcement to come Friday. All I had to to was type that. Twitter is the best.
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I feel like he was talking specifically about Oregon’s QB situation
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In 3 yrs when Mario has stacked Miami’s roster to the gills yet they average 4-5 inexplicable, game-management induced, season- torpedoing face-plants per year vs.both bad & good teams, bewildering fans&media alike, a knowing smirk will come from the Pacific Northwest.
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For last 2 weeks Oregon players have: dealt with rumors of HC leaving, lost HC, dealt with speculation/campaigned for new HC, been coached by many assistants with 1 foot out door.
For last 2 weeks Boise players have: prepared for Oregon.
Let’s give these guys a slight break.
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Oregon played Texas Tech week 2, on the road, breaking in a completely overhauled OL+ a new Offensive Coordinator (and also, unlike UT, faced Texas Tech’s starting QB).
Game was nearly 3 months ago!
We get the nuance that good teams improve over the course of a season, right?
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Royce Freeman with the quietest 1706 rushing yards in the history of college football.
#GoDucks
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So Oklahoma can pull their preseason Heisman favorite QB to give the team a spark, but Oregon…. can’t.
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Oregon Football 5 Star Recruits:
1894-2017: 7
2018-2020 : 6
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UW been crying about disrespect since Oregon game.
Since Oregon game:
UO/Utah 35-6
UW/Utah 35-28
UO/Stan 42-6
UW/Stan 43-33 (dogfight)
UO/USC 36-27 (SC 🗑️ time pts)
UO/USC 52-42 (dogfight)
UO/OSU 35-7
UW/OSU 22-20
UO/ASU 49-13
UW/ASU 15-7
UO/WSU 38-24
UO/WSU 24-21
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BREAKING: This year's Pac12 Championship to be renamed the "We Both Lost To (healthy) Oregon Bowl"
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Tons of great Oregon content tonight on the B1G Network, which is available on DirecTV, YouTube TV, Spectrum, and apparently anywhere you can plug in a television.
This is quite disorienting, but I think I can get used to it.
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This is Oregon recruiting with cable.
This is Oregon recruiting with DirecTV.
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USC has been a recruiting juggernaut since the beginning of time, regardless of the on field results, Lincoln Riley (a brand name) comes in and recruits well and it’s being portrayed by the media as if the man discovered fire
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Everyone casting aspersions on the nature of Oregon’s win yesterday might stop for a second to consider that UCLA might actually be...good.
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Interesting comment the morning after a season in which Oregon won the Rose Bowl, won the Pac 12, dismantled USC in the Coliseum, plucked the best recruits out of Southern Cal for the second straight cycle, and has its second straight top 10 recruiting class. Yes. All hype.
The Oregon hype is just that. Hype. USC and UCLA will be just fine. A degree matters. Living in L.A. matters. Playing in L.A. matters. I'm not buying the hype.
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As an Oregon alum living in Los Angeles, some days reading the sports page is just more fun than others. cc:
@coach_frost
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Exactly. The Oregon of the past goes into the Horseshoe in Columbus and gets run over by a freight train. I’m good with the present and future.
@Qb11Sd
The doors are open to alumni. So I have no idea what connection to the past these players want.
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Your lead candidate for the USC head coaching vacancy. 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
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Pretty sure this makes Marcus Mariota the only starting QB to ever win both a College Football playoff game and an NFL Playoff game. Not too bad.....
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Having attended USC and UCLA home football games last season I can confidently state that it’s totally possible to hold college football games without fans in the stands.
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As an Oregon fan, I’ve hit refresh on twitter more in the last hour than I have on every national LOI day in the last 10 years combined.
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media reactions:
Oregon loses heartbreaker to
#9
Auburn w/ their top 3 receivers out “they are out of the playoff conversation”
Georgia, Oklahoma lose to unranked teams: “well, they have NO margin for error now!”
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Insider photo of Steve Sarkisian and his lawyer discussing strategy for his USC lawsuit.
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Virtually everyone is reporting Chip Kelly to Florida, except for any actual journalists who cover college football. Love you, twitter.
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Oregon was 1 play away from losing to Fresno State, last week had Arizona within 6 pts late 3rd Q, hell they let Stony Brook hang around for a half - and yet everyone is acting like Stanford just took down the 2001 Miami Hurricanes
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Jayden Daniels is an incredible QB. However, people seem to be having a field day diving into comparative statistical minutiae as the Heisman voting draws near. The above facts hardly feel like minutiae.
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Oregon fans: we are two years removed from 4-8. We aren’t there yet, but the future is bright. And to be real, I’d way rather lose this game tonight, than have slidden into a playoff slot and gotten poleaxed by Clemson or Ohio State on the last day of the season.
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I didn’t hear anyone complaining about the CFB Playoffs when Jameis and FSU ate a shitburger on that glorious Pasadena day.
#PlayOfTheDay
(2015): Jameis Winston sacked by the air, Oregon scores
#FumbleSix
as Ducks win their 1st Playoff game
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Yes and thanks to Covid Oregon lost the majority of what would have been a top rated national defense, and the best left tackle in the game. Shit happens.
If Dorian Thompson-Robinson is unavailable, it will mark the second time in three games that
#GoDucks
opponent will be without its starter b/c Covid issues. Stanford's Davis Mills was held out because of a testing error.
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USC’s been a recruiting juggernaut since beginning of time.
Their national class rankings between 2015-2018 = #’s 1,10,6,3.
One bad cycle in 2019. One.
Let’s chill with the “USC 2020 Recruiting Renaissance” storyline. Recruiting is not their issue. Player development is.
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I feel like this is about as bigtime a Vegas Bowl as you’ll get. Herbstreit/ Fowler calling game, Ducks easily a top 20 team with Herbert, and Boise is Boise. And the last time we played them Blount punched Hout in the face and he deserved it. Good little matchup.
#GoDucks
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AD’s on filling unexpectedly vacated CFB schedule slots:
-Beginning of time thru 2019:
“these games are scheduled years in advance, you can’t just flip a switch!”
-2020:
“day after tomorrow sound good?”
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Oregon’s 1 Heisman Trophy in 2014 is like Washington’s 1 National Championship in 1991, except it actually happened.
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I was too amped up about the game to fully comprehend it in the moment, but the crap that was going on w/ the referees in the first half of Oregon-UW was mind boggling and embarrassing. It’s literally a Three Stooges routine, with extra stooges. InSane.
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Mormon church has just made an official announcement that it will relax alcohol ban for all BYU fans currently in Las Vegas.
#HolyWar
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Yes - Oregon shat the bed. But at least there was a bed to be shat. Didn’t think we had a shot tonight. From where I sit, Ducks way ahead of schedule on the path to relevance.
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This is Oregon recruiting with Cable.
This is Oregon recruiting with DirecTV.
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I just lowered my head to grab something out of my refrigerator and a Pac 12 referee ran into my kitchen and gave me a targeting penalty
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From my dad, a life long NY Giants fan and one of the all time great sports pessimists.
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I've gotta read my kid to sleep before I can watch GOT. He's wired. Seriously considering rolling an ambien into a piece of cheese here.
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All four experts on the Pac 12 network wrap-up show just confidently said that Utah would beat Oregon. This, less than an hour after Oregon curb-stomped USC. The same USC team who beat Utah with their 3rd string QB.
OK.
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Pac 12 walking around lobby of the Marriot in downtown Indianapolis
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We are now 5 years into the ballyhooed Chris Petersen Washington Husky era.
Signature win is...
(I’ll wait)
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Washington football team on I-5 south headed to Eugene after 12 years of demoralization
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Don’t worry Seminoles, Taggart’s halftime adjustments are the stuff of legend (I think Oregon had like 10 combined third quarter points all last season).
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One of these men is UO great/athletic freak/NFL pro bowl RB Jonathan Stewart. The bigger one is Royce Freeman.
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Based on the intense outcry amongst Oregon fans re Justin Wilcox allegedly turning down the HC job, I can’t even imagine the outcry had he actually accepted it.
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Never ever imagined I’d ever see Oregon maul Stanford like that on both sides of the LOS. That was an epic meltdown. But we’ve got some serious dudes. Mario and co building something real.
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Duck touchdown off Carrington fumble most satisfying play of the season for Oregon fans. Bar none.
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And...at latest count, the number of meaningful/signature wins for Washington during the much ballyhooed
#PurpleReign
Chris Petersen Renaissance era:
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It’s cool - Taggart will still tell recruits that he’s on the staff.
Deion Sanders reportedly won't be joining the Florida State coaching staff
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Oregon’s got more flags than the United Nations headquarters.
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Caleb Williams appearing in every other TV commercial during the Holiday Bowl telecast, but not in the actual game, is USC in a nutshell.
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Sean Miller driving around Eugene today in hours leading up to the UA/Duck game.
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If the Heisman Trophy is the “beat Oregon twice Award”, hand it to Michael Penix.
I’m pretty sure it’s not.
And I’m pretty sure Penix becoming a mirage most of the second half of season should take him out of contention.
It’s Daniels or Nix.
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I’ve read tweets and articles from like 25 professional sports journalists saying that Oregon is “in the driver’s seat/controls their destiny” in the P12 North. Apparently it occurs to nobody that Stanford owns the tie breaker and that currently...there’s a tie.
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@DanWolken
If Utah wore cardinal/gold jerseys and changed their named to "USC" - with W's over Michigan&Oregon, they'd be a unanimous # 1.
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August: “football is cancelled”
December: in a 72 hour period:
Herbiota part 1 on Thursday Night Football, beat SC for the (phony but whatever) Pac12 Title, Mario signs long-term extension, Ducks sign best recruiting class in history.
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This is going a lot better than the last time Mariota faced Zeke Elliot at Jerry World.
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Today is CFB national LOI day. Naturally, new ASU coach Herm Edwards will spend the day at ESPN headquarters, guest hosting Pardon the Interruption and doing a few live NFL reports on Sportscenter.
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This is the most egregious collegiate academic fraud since Rodney Dangerfield hired Kurt Vonnegut to write his term paper on Kurt Vonnegut.
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Justin Herbert’s announcement that he’s returning to school is just like Matt Barkley’s, minus the press conference, the marching band, and the Christmas trees.
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Live look at coaches around the Pac 12 watching Mario Cristobal recruit
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Between Robert Woods, Cooper Kupp and Brandin Cooks, the Rams receiving corps is a who’s who of guys who absolutely torched Oregon in college.
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I don’t know what the big deal is about Urban Meyer wiping his cell phone. People do it all the time. On Breaking Bad. And The Wire.
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Oregon is competing for a playoff spot and national title. Every game is a “Big game” for Nix.
Not so for Daniels.
@lightningcam81
@MikeJelline
Bo played 1 big game this year. How’d it go?
Also wins aren’t a QB stat.
Conveniently we left off Missouri + Ole Miss from Jayden’s “big game” list. Both ranked inside the top 15.
Bo has played 1 team inside the top 15. JD has 4.
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So apparently Oregon has some RB named Royce Freeman who's within 100 yds of Fournette. Hmm. Never heard of him.
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While Darnold and Rosen have made their pro declarations, Jake Browning’s will be a few more days. CFL evaluations take a bit more time to come through.
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@duckscrootin
In the last 4 hours the Pac has died and come back to life more than Jason Voorhees did in 7 movies
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"Remember when I got suspended from that Alamo Bowl and your team tanked a 31 pt lead when you got hurt". "Yeah..."
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No love lost here
Unreal Miami 4-2. Lots of time. Own 40. Up the gut. Gets stuffed. GT game. Take a knee. Decisions by a HC are so big. Miami ends up 7-6.
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