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This is the CFB playoff committee watching the Big 12 championship game?
Can we have term limits? Oh my goodness…
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If 0.01% of ND fans attended ND. That means for every one alum there are 10k non alum fans. Assume all alum are fans. There are 130k+ alum according to the school. This implies 1.3 billion ND fans, which is 16.7% of the worlds population. Go Irish
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They were crying telling him his qb was gonna be fields
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UGA burners come say hi if your see me in Charlotte this weekend I’ll be the guy in the red polo, khaki shorts, and new balances
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Thought I was a little too old to hit the hometown bar but I forgot Covid gave me an extra year of eligibility
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can u name a more thought-provoking, artistically-complex album cover than THIS ONE??? harry styles has a mind of a genius.
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Simulation shows what happens to human body in submersible implosion
Simulation shows what happens to human body in a submersible implosion
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this is best Apple feature fr
Elon Musk is reportedly considering monetizing viral tweets
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Moved to NYC✅
Got a gf✅
Doubled my salary✅
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If oysters have a million number of fans I am one of them. If oysters have ten fans I am one of them. If oysters have only one fan, that is me. If oysters have no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against the oysters, I am against the world.
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If this means something to you: 44qqqqqqqq
You should be entitled to financial compensation
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long day on the medium size screen, nothing on the large screen, so just gonna unwind with some small screen time
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Me mixing in a water
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So now we wanna measure from the base
The Hawaiian archipelago would be the world's tallest mountain range when measured from the base to the summit.
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Oh you got Carhartt double knees for Christmas, name 5 OSHA violations
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Insanely hard
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AI could not come up with this picture
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Engineering candidate sends you a pic of this wfh setup. Do you hire them?
engineering candidate sends you a pic of this wfh setup. do you hire them?
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You see babe there’s this guy on Twitter named Mr. Big Chest and he likes to beef with the uga burners and he also has his wake burners… no I don’t know any of these people irl… well last night he started a feud about the hawks and…
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This kid has more courage, conviction, and clarity of thought than most adults today. Powerful stuff. I can’t imagine how proud his parents are.
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reports: burners getting their own reality tv series with all faces blurred and voices modified, ‘the geeb life,’ midward reports
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Ok but Marcus Freeman only had 10 men on the field in the biggest play of the game where the touchdown went right where the DE should’ve been
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@CFBWatcher
As an ND alum and fan, this is just not true. Kelly beat bama in his first year at LSU and after getting rinsed by bama at ND. As much as I want to agree with you the Ludwig fiasco exposed exactly why Kelly left ND.
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Next Paul brother fight is gonna open with the undercard of Mr. Big Chest vs Playball Carti
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How the first guy to ask someone at work whether they were “working hard or hardly working” must’ve felt
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Gotta tip my hat to taylor swift for just releasing the same album over and over again and having her fans eat it up. She’s really about that bag
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Someone stopped me at bar ln to tell me I look like AJ soprano
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They’re fighting over which poor people we should be demonizing
Funny how many who like to criticize the “homeless” in San Francisco never show footage of West Virginia / Appalachia
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I have never taken, nor do I plan to take, the LSAT, but I wholeheartedly believe it is not hard and I could get a score in the 99 percentile
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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Future could do watermelon sugar but Harry could never do 56 nights
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@4WhomJBellTolls
I kinda think they’re all different. Devonta was having a nice season until Ajb starting crying for targets. Waddle got hurt and now phins don’t need to throw to anyone not named tyreek hill. And bengals are just bad all around
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If 0.01% of ND fans attended ND. That means for every one alum there are 10k non alum fans. Assume all alum are fans. There are 130k+ alum according to the school. This implies 1.3 billion ND fans, which is 16.7% of the worlds population. Go Irish
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Making fun of people for going to disney world during a pandemic is over back to just making fun of people who go to disney world regularly
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I’ll NEVER forgot when a girl in my high school chemistry class told me that I’d never be an extremely chill and handsome guy who runs an extremely hilarious Twitter account that tweets about pickle rick. That was the day I created midward tentacles
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if you’re a student athlete and you missed your last season just remember if you were any good it wouldn’t be you last season ❤️
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The haters and losers, of which there are many, are absolutely furious
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been on a dry spell for so long i think i gotta start watching new girl or something
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A U.S. aircraft flying a mission in the Middle East used the call sign “PIKLRICK” – an apparent nod to the cartoon “Rick and Morty.” A spokeswoman said the call sign did not follow regulations and "we’ve provided that feedback to the airmen involved.”
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when someone you don’t like goes on vacation and the weather is shitty>>>>>>
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1. Big dawg
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3. Chief
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Black Friday 2007: fight the undertaker for a Wii for $50 bucks
Black Friday 2023: $17 dollars off a $180 electric gooseneck tea kettle
What happened to the game I love?
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Tech workers are the hardest working people in the country farmers could never do what entry level linkedin employees are tasked with
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Fun thanksgiving game: ask your worst relative to explain what’s wrong with the supply chain and then leave
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Good news the burners are safe from monkeypox
Monkeypox outbreak is primarily spreading through sex, WHO officials say.
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your niece sounds like a fucking dweeb
College admission season update - From a friend:
“Niece got 1450 SAT, 4.2 GPA, competitive athlete. She didn’t even get into her safety schools. Going to junior college this year and is very depressed. The POC kids in her class, C students at best, are all headed to Berkeley,
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Didn’t realize your first concert is a big question people ask and mine is brad paisley so now I have to live with that
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Coochie had me feeling like a mad scientist who turned himself into a pickle
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You’re all pussies i scream as my adult son carries me out of a grocery store
Anti-masker in Tucson, AZ throws a tantrum and has to be carried out by his own son
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🚨🚨🚨 TL ALERT🚨🚨🚨
Just matched my gf from when I was in eighth grade on bumble
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every single action by politicians is meticulously planned out to build their image nothing they do is genuine but people still eat this shit up
Kamala THEE Harris in Timbs.
I repeat, our next Vice President in Timbs
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Burner meetup location
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oh cool Lizzo played James Madison's flute that I didn't know existed yesterday? I will never be able to afford a home
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