Joe Merullo
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Announcing 🚀
Untangled connects growing entrepreneurs with consulting from founders who have made it to the other side.
Building something big and feeling stuck?
Get in touch, our team would love to help you.
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life hack: hire a profesional cook to make you food for the week
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I am excited to share that
@arrenda_mx
has been acquired by Ziff, positioning the group as a leader in Revenue Based Financing in Mexico 🇲🇽
With the acquisition, we are making Ziff's payment advance solution available to Startups & SME's, enabling businesses to convert up to 3…
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@TAYVAY_
Learning that this is in fact a video of a rental brokerage bullpen and not a PE shop makes it 10x better
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@Adela_Micha
Es increíblemente triste que tan poco % de la población tenga la capacidad de defenderse.
Si vas a ser parte de la policía, debe haber capacitación y recursos para tratar con gente como este pendejo.
Espero que la mujer esté bien y el pendejo se lo vayan a joder a la cárcel.
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@FightHaven
It’s a shame to see such obviously untrained individuals protecting the public.
A few months of basic grappling training for this officer would have vastly changed the outcome of the encounter.
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Building a startup is hard.
@beondeck
makes it easier.
Throughout my time in ODF &
#ODX
, the founders and builders at OnDeck have provided me with endless resources & expertise to get
@arrenda_mx
launched & backed by world class investors.
This community is incredible.
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Over the past year my team has been quietly building something very special.
In a matter of weeks, we will be revealing it to the world.
Stay tuned for the launch. We promise we won’t disappoint 😉 🚀
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I am thrilled to announce the launch of
@arrenda_mx
from stealth, with >$26.5m raised in pre-seed funding 🚀
At Arrenda, we look forward to continued success as we execute on our vision of buildings the Financial OS of LatAm Rental RE
Learn more here:
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I'm excited to announce my investment in Elevar Salud, a Mexico City based healthcare technology company revolutionizing primary and preventative care in Latin America led by
@ElevarVidit
Elevar Salud's mission is to make healthcare more accessible and affordable, leveraging…
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It took a few months..but my GF has finally started sending calendar invites for things she wants me to attend.
Could be a keeper
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If your CEO looks like this when you ask how much runway the company has left, call the nearest recruiter ASAP
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@UHN_Plus
you know you’re down bad when they put out 7 $1 bills on the table in front of your mug shot
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If someone tells you something is going to take 3 days to get done in Mexico, look them square in the face, laugh, and then add a 0.
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Mexico’s REAL national sport?
Finding a way to put mayonnaise on something that 1000% should not have mayonnaise on it
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There is nothing more dangerous to a startup than a toxic employee in an early stage team.
Remove at all costs...
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Paid for breakfast in New York this morning; just filed bankruptcy and had to sell my left kidney for lunch money
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As an investor, I can’t think of a more awesome text to receive from a founder than “we just doubled MRR”.
(run rate was already >$1mm)
Viva GenAI
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the deeper i get in the startup game, the more grateful i am to be surrounded by truly brilliant individuals.
and more importantly, i am realizing now more than ever, 99% of people have absolutely no fucking clue what they are doing.
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Estoy muy impresionado con
@somossofia
. Me rompí mi dedo del pie esta noche y mi doc de Sofía respondió en minutos y me contrató un ortopedista para el día siguiente. 10x mejor que cualquier servicio en los EEUU y 10x mas barató, increíble!
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Getting a lot of hate for using plastic tupperware to store my food.
Is it really that important to switch to glass?
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went to exchange contact details with someone after a BJJ seminar tonight in guatemala city.
guy asks me for my facebook, says he doesn’t use instagram or X.
didn’t know there were amish in guatemala…
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girlfriend told me that i am a “golden retriever boyfriend”
i suppose my days are limited
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I’ve been eating this for breakfast every morning in Condesa for about nine days and I’ve lost 3 pounds.
The food in America is just poison.
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me & the latina i pulled by being able to say “que onda bebe” in broken spanglish
me & the liberal girl I pulled by saying I voted for Biden.
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Great dinner with some fellow ODX founders, nice to be back in NYC!
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Currently battling the uncontrollable male urge to drop everything and move to El Segundo to start a defense tech startup with the bros.
If I sprout a mullet just know the decision has been made.
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So awesome seeing portco founders crushing it.
Met up with an enterprise fintech team today who went from $0-$2mm ARR in just 1 year.
I may be your smallest check, but I’ll always be your biggest supporter.
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1. EM private credit
2. brazilian jiu jitsu
3. founder drama
4. dating as a gringo
5. boolin’ with the boys
five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep:
1. harry potter
2. the weaponization of the regulatory state
3. ppp & covid eidl
4. censorship-industrial complex
5. that even the beat of a butterfly’s wing matters and God has a plan for you
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Me when the 23yo “VC Partner” tells me how their summer internship in the mailroom of google qualifies them to chair my board
Me when a pre-seed, pre revenue, pre-product founder asks for 20 million.
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feedback from bjj sparring partner tonight after many 5 minute rounds:
“it’s like fighting a bear. how the fuck am i supposed to do this”
poor guy 😂
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Excited to be joining the next cohort of
@beondeck
Scale. On Deck Scale (ODS) is a close, trusted community of founders leading high-growth, venture-scale companies from around the world.
Thank you for the opportunity
@tywalrod
&
@AfrajGill
🚀🦄
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What are people’s thoughts on Bacalar?
Seeing some interesting deals on land along the lagoon.
Seems beautiful, just not sure how long the land will be above water…
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How real estate agents look at you when you tell them someone in your family died or got divorced
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Playing in my second ever chess tournament this weekend.
Can’t wait to get absolutely mogged by an 8 year old
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VC MBA Associate yelling at a pre-seed founder for not having the last 36 months of their audited financials in the data room (company is 3 months old)
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Some of my ex’s are taking Easter too far.
You don’t need to resurrect yourself in my DM’s to celebrate 🥸
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Thanks
@latitudlatam
for the valuable chat on the LatAm venture scene today, hosted by a panel of rockstar founders + investors;
@brianrequarth
@Antorojase
@GEVS94
@thazhmon
&
@JonathanLewy
Brilliant takeaways from all.
My favorite? "Founders need to be inevitable" 🏆
¡Vamos!
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@gabyvivasbtc
“Welcome to Latin America where your money is not devalued”
My friend, have you heard of a wonderful little country called Argentina? Venezuela?
😂
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the power of doing nothing in chaotic situations is highly underrated
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Just sent a wire to a contractor in North DumDum
what a time to be alive
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You know you're fluent in a language when you can confidently start learning another language, referenced in that language
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About to head to my first Mexican wedding.
Send my liver your best regards
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There is no feeling like that of seeing an idea brought to life.
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@MariaRMGBNews
I’m far from the SJW type, but something about posing like this just feels like it should be illegal
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POV: you’re about to find out why the US doesn’t have free healthcare
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gf’s first bjj class.
have a feeling i’ll regret this in a few months 😂
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I'm excited to announce that I'm opening up two weekly slots in my calendar for any entrepreneur wanting a 30-minute one-on-one session with me.
I've worn many hats in the startup ecosystem over the better half of the last decade.
I've operated at the executive level in a…
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There is nothing more cringe than some boomer's april fools post on LinkedIn
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@unusual_whales
Short of SF insuring the retailers inventory, equipment & real estate; I cannot see this working.
Downtown SF is a war zone.
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BBVA is the leader of business banking in Mexico, and has one of the most painful digital platforms I have ever used in my life.
The lack of a tech-first business bank in Mexico really makes me appreciate how amazing players like
@mercury
are.
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Do not underestimate the importance of a founder led sales team in the early days..
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My biggest regret in business is not having accelerated my ideas & systems to failure faster.
As your entrepreneurial journey progresses and you fight against the eternal hands of time, stagnation will become the horror that keeps you up at night.
Knowing when to step back…
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Friday, just another day of getting nearly run over in Mexico City traffic
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LAVO México City opening night
Fantastic addition to Bosques center…
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To the disgruntled former employee that has stalked my linkedin every few days over the last 2 years:
Wuddup slime. I love the dedication. I just wish you had brought the same attitude to the work you never fucking did
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Last night I had the pleasure of attending a performance of Puccini’s Turandot III, performed by a relatively unknown, blind tenor by the name of
@AlanPingarron
What an amazing voice. Enjoy this short clip!
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First time founders finding literally any excuse to not launch
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Things you can buy in Mexico for less than $20 pesos...
✔️One Dollar
✖️A kilo of Tortillas
✖️A kilo of beans
✖️One kilo of eggs
✖️One kilo of rice
✖️A liter of milk
✖️One liter of oil
✖️One liter of gasoline
@lopezobrador_
Cosas que puedes comprar en México por menos de $20 pesos...
✔️Un Dólar
✖️Un kilo de Tortillas
✖️Un kilo de frijol
✖️Un kilo de huevos
✖️Un kilo de arroz
✖️Un litro de leche
✖️Un litro de aceite
✖️Un litro de gasolina
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What’s your favorite excuse for someone not coming to the office?
Just got hit with “sorry, i’m allergic to the air conditioning”
We have central air integrated with a HEPA Filter…
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0-$100mm ARR in 18 months. While i'll be damned...
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Textbook single leg defense from Gabriel Daffron as he goes on to find the heel and secure victory over 19 year old phenom Matt Masch at the CJJ Featherweight Championship
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Average conversation trying to finance a car in MX:
“Hi, is this available to buy w financing?”
“Yes, just put 50% down and pay 36% per year in interest”
“Thanks 😂”
“Your welcome 😂😂”
How did we let it get this bad…even the dealers know it’s a joke…
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alright guys looks like my time has come
Billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling ‘Olympics on steroids’ event that allows athletes to dope
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