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you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional. you have to be delusional.

*open app* "We've just raised a $50M pre-seed to help your toaster talk to your microwave." "We just raised a $230M pre-pre seed to agenticly agent your AI agents." "I'm 4 and I just dropped out of preschool to go all-in on AI -enabled candles." *close app*

Somebody 10x dumber than you is 10x richer because they were too stupid to think they could fail

PPVs are over. UFC announces new deal with Paramount. 7.7 billion dollars for 7 years. All numbered events will be on CBS. For free. Wow!

Me settling down with a 22yr old after curving 30yr old girls with “I’m not ready to settle down yet”

which way western man

Still a believer that walking speed is connected with IQ

Financial Researcher/Analyst is now a prompt on Perplexity Labs

Every guy’s wardrobe has a nucleus. A centerpiece, if you will - a top tier, A1 shirt that looks and fits better than the rest. The rest of the outfits are merely filling the gaps until enough days have gone by to wear the big hitter again.

Henry Kravis, co-founder of private equity firm KKR "Dont congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Any fool can overpay and buy a company as long as money will last"

VCs doing financial due diligence before investing $10 million of their investor's capital into their college buddy's pre-product startup

Karl Marx failed to consider the sound a naturally aspirated V12 would make

BREAKING: President Trump secures $1.2 trillion economic commitment with Qatar.

A keinemusik set here would go crazy

dear universe stop making me fall in love with Venezuelan girls. i can only take so much punishment. thank u J

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Alternative proposal to Alcatraz

“I would rather have a partner like Charlie than $100 billion.” - Warren Buffett

nobody is atheist at 50x leverage