Allaster McKallaster
@McKallaster
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Sportscaster. Providing unbiased commentary on Austin FC and other teams since 1966. Best of Austin Finalist 2024. 60+ million views on Instagram @mckallaster
Austin, TX
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The 50 Million Views Montage. Thank you to everyone for liking and sharing, especially Ryan Reynolds. (Music by
@wwpj
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Scottish Commentary on that 35 yard Screamer from the Arbroath back up goalie.
@ArbroathFC
@Alasdairadams1
Video credit
@SPFL
/
@ewansmithpr
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McKallaster is never lost for words! Commentary on Rigoni’s winner for Austin FC v Houston on Saturday.
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Scottish Commentary on Rodney Redes’ First Ever Goal for Austin FC after signing 3 years ago.
@LosVerdesATX
@RodneyRedes
@fightingleslies
@AustinFC
@MoontowerSoccer
@WeAreAustinTV
@TheFalseNineTX
@AustinAnthem
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“We’re here for the Italian Job. PS Love from Scotland”
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Full highlights of Seattle v Austin FC. Commentary by Allaster McKallaster live from Glasgow.
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Allaster McKallaster Commentary on Austin beating Dallas and that King of the Hill Tifo.
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Juicy Driussi & Chips. Scottish commentary from Austin FC v St Louis.
#driussiandchips
#sebastianjuicy
@StuartHultgren
@LosVerdesATX
@MoontowerSoccer
@fightingleslies
@TheFalseNineTX
@MangumIP
@EvilMopacATX
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Scottish Commentary on Gallagher’s Wondergall v Minnesota Utd.
@AustinFC
@JonGallagher96
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@EvilMopacATX
@NoelGallagher
@MNWonderwall
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Djitte Keepy Uppy and Driussi Flattened. Incredible Refereeing. 🤬🤬🤬 Austin FC v Colorado highlights. October 9 2022.
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
#mls
#mlssoccer
@LosVerdesATX
@fightingleslies
@andrew_wiebe
@JimmyConrad
@SKCFANTV
@WeAreAustinTV
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McKallaster’s Scotland Highlights from World Cup 1998.
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McKallaster Commentary on James McFadden’s goal v Holland. Scotland 1 Netherlands 0. Nov 15 2003.
#faddy
#totalfitba
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Austin FC v Sporting Kansas City highlights. August 13 2022. Have a sit down wee man.
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
#austinanthem
#mls
#mlssoccer
#soccer
#football
@galu1003
@4BTVmedia
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Apparently my Rigoni goal call was played twice on ESPN radio last night for “comedy” purposes.
Clearly this young
@GlennDavisSoc
bloke doesn’t know that I’m a serious unbiased commentator!
#outraged
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@SPFLWatch
“This is what we do. We’ll deep fry your paella. We’ll deep fry your tapas. We’ll deep fry your gaspacho soup. You come to Scotland you’re getting battered”
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Scottish Commentary on the Montreal James Brown leaving the pitch. Austin FC v CF Montreal highlights
#keechhousing
@LosVerdesATX
@MoontowerSoccer
@fightingleslies
@TheFalseNineTX
@EvilMopacATX
@romellq31
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McKallaster Commentary on the first Austin FC goal for Guilherme Biro. (Luckily I had my pronunciation guide handy) 💚🖤💚
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Scottish Commentary on Driussi’s Rabona v
@InterMiamiCF
. No one else could do it. NO ONE!
@AustinFC
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If it takes 3 minutes to look at a slow motion replay to figure out if something is clear and obvious, THEN ITS NOT CLEAR AND OBVIOUS! Denver v Austin FC highlights. July 4, 2022.
#austinfc
#listos
#verde
#losverdes
@LosVerdesATX
@MoontowerSoccer
@AustinAnthem
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“If football is art, then that is the Monet shot”. Scottish Commentary on Faddy’s goal. France 0 Scotland 2, 2007.
@ScotlandNT
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Julio is not feeling very chatty today. Vancouver v Austin FC highlights. October 1 2022.
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
#mls
#mlssoccer
@LosVerdesATX
@JulCascante
@TheStrikerNews
@fightingleslies
#allmouthnotrousers
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My 2024 MLS Predictions. If you don’t like where I’ve put your team please do let me know.
@LosVerdesATX
@grahamruthven
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For all my new Houston followers, here is some more serious unbiased commentary for you:
@GlennDavisSoc
@espn975
@HoustonDynamo
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Scottish Commentary of Ben Foster’s Penalty Save. Wrexham 3 Notts County 2.
#benfoster
#wrexham
#pennyfarthinggk
@BenFoster
@Yoursmineaway
@tomochoafozcast
@RMcElhenney
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Allaster McKallaster's MLS 2023 Season Predictions. Please do let me know if you think your team should be higher up.
@andrew_wiebe
@benwright
@TheStrikerNews
@MoontowerSoccer
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McKallaster Commentary on Scotland v Northern Ireland 1981.
#johnwark
#williemiller
#totalfitba
#magnumochaye
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Scottish Commentary on Toby Alderweireld’s league winning goal for Royal Antwerp v Genk
@AlderweireldTob
@official_rafc
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The Jon Gallagher Wonder Goal. Best full back in the World.
Highlights from Austin v Real Salt Lake. March 11, 2023
@JonGallagher96
@danipereira121
@AustinFCIreland
@LosVerdesATX
@fightingleslies
@brad_stuver
@NickyByrne
@TheFalseNineTX
#scottishcommentary
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New signing
@washingtoncoro4
with the intentional bicycle kick shinguard pass to
@EthanFinlay13
for the assist of the season. Austin FC v NYRB highlights. July 24, 2022.
#austinfc
#listos
#verde
#losverdes
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@LaMurgaATX
#WHAT
A GOAL
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Stuver Saves with an Icy Stare. Croaky Highlights from Austin FC v Salt Lake, Sun Oct 16, 2022.
@fightingleslies
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@WeAreAustinTV
@LincolnRoseFC
@MLSist
@brad_stuver
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Stonewall penalty for Austin denied by Cheezits. Highlights from LAFC v Austin FC v Sun Oct 30 2022.
@DiegolFagundez
@fightingleslies
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@WeAreAustinTV
@MLSist
@andrew_wiebe
@CharlieDavies9
@ChristinaUnkel
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Wait until the end for a familiar voice… 👀
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On this day. April 15, 1967. Scotland pumped England 3-2 at Wembley to win the World Cup.
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Leo Väisänen v Shagger Clark. Scottish commentary on Houston v Austin FC. Saturday March 18, 2023.
@LosVerdesATX
@fightingleslies
@AustinAnthem
@TheFalseNineTX
@MoontowerSoccer
@andrew_wiebe
@WeAreAustinTV
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Scottish commentary on another Gally Goal and Tiny Seb. Austin FC v Colorado. Saturday March 25, 2023.
#tapsaff
@LosVerdesATX
@MoontowerSoccer
@AustinFC
@AustinAnthem
@JonGallagher96
@fightingleslies
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New Video. Scottish Commentary on Alex Ring’s Late Goal v New England.
@AustinFC
@LosVerdesATX
@brad_stuver
@AustinAnthem
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Scottish Commentary on Austin FC v Violette. 03/14/23
@danipereira121
@JonGallagher96
@Goodman
@ArchBell
@SoccerCooligans
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinFCScots
@AustinAnthem
@fightingleslies
@EvilMopacATX
@WeAreAustinTV
@jorgeiturralde
@TheSmashSimmons
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On this day in 2010, Frank Lampard hit the bar. Still inconclusive.
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Hold my jacket garçon. Driussi gets the winner. Highlights from Austin FC v Dallas, Sun Oct 23 2022.
@JulCascante
@fightingleslies
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@WeAreAustinTV
@LincolnRoseFC
@MLSist
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McKallaster Commentary on Brad Stuver’s Corn Hole Shot.
@brad_stuver
@keepersrule
@AustinFC
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@bobbyjonescsf
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Not sure how shouting at football qualifies me for this, but I'm a Finalist for Scottish Sports Influencer of the Year! Amazing to be named alongside true legends like
@MissLJBeauty
,
#arc_cic
,
@ZanderMurray
Scotland’s 1st 🌈 🧔♂️⚽️ and the World's Strongest Man
@stoltman_tom
💪
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Scottish Commentary on Kenny Dalglish scything his way through the Spanish defence. And the long grass. Scotland 3 Spain 1.
@ScottishFA
@craigburley
@DanThomasESPN
#stevienicol
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What do Austin FC fans think about Lawrence Shankland? Finally, Allaster McKallaster finds out.
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On this day in 1990. Scottish Commentary on Gazza’s Tears.
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Alex Ring with the unstoppable shot from distance. Kansas City v Austin FC highlights. July 30, 2022.
#austinfc
#listos
#verde
#losverdes
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@4BTVmedia
@SoccerIsASport
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Rigoni gets the block and the cuddle from Stuver. Austin FC v RSL. September 14 2022.
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
#mls
#mlssoccer
#soccer
#football
@brad_stuver
@EmiRigoni
@MLS_Buzz
@MLSCallUp
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“Cannae beat a bit of Wet Wet Wet man”.
Take a moment to watch Allaster McKallaster’s reaction to hearing The Wets ahead of the game.
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Am I the only person who is OUTRAGED at these comments about Scotland by our rival Euro managers!!??
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McKallaster asks Austin FC fans about Philadelphia.
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McKallaster News Flash! I’m going to Germany for the Euros this summer. Who wants to work with me?
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The original video was taken down for copyright reasons and/or sheep discrimination. Fortunately I had my commentary box camera on so here you go. Scottish Commentary of Norway being plundered in Oslo:
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The backlash to my Scotland v Spain Deep Fried Commentary has already started.
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Scottish Commentary on Dave Narey’s Toe-poke for Scotland v Brazil in the 1982 World Cup Finals
#donttoepokethebear
#scottish
#commentary
#scottishcommentary
@PeterMsport
@Grahamsouness8
@weeGordieStrach
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There can be only one Best SPORTSCASTER in Austin. So please nominate McKallaster today in the
@AustinChronicle
Best of Austin ballot for SPORTSCASTER. If you need a reminder why, here are some Austin FC highlights. Link to nominate:
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3 Dynamo players fall down holding their face in the first 10 mins. Austin FC v Houston Crynamo highlights. July 12, 2022.
#austinfc
#listos
#verde
#losverdes
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
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Scottish Commentary on Don Hutchison’s goal v England 1999.
@donhutch4
@craigburley
@TonyAdams
#goalrush
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Shane Gillis, Michael Che & Matt McCusker talk about their favorite Scottish Announcer. 😎🏴
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The Jhohan Shoulder Bhounce. Austin FC v Nashville. September 17 2022.
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
#austinanthem
@LosVerdesATX
@MoontowerSoccer
@AustinFCScots
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I’m the past few days my “Spain Getting Battererd” commentary has had 2.3 million views on IG, another 2.5m on TikTok, and hit the front page of Reddit/funny….
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McKallaster Scottish Commentary on Jonny Gallagher’s St Paddy’s Day Goal.
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On this fateful day in 1966, England “won” the World Cup. Scottish Commentary on the 1966 World Cup Final - Part 1.
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Thank you to
@LosVerdesATX
for having me as their Guest of Honor at the Western Conference Final in LA. (Not sure why they were in ridiculous costumes). I’m off to Qatar now. Expect some World Cup highlights soon.
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Scottish Commentator Allaster McKallaster with the news that UEFA will allow bagpipes into stadiums at Euro 2024.
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Scottish Commentary on Gary Linekar sh*tting himself at the World Cup.
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Meanwhile on TikTok, the kids really seem to like McKallaster 🤷♂️
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Previewing the big game on Sunday with a look back at highlights from Austin FC v Dallas in June. Have a piece of that Dallas.
@LosVerdesATX
@AustinAnthem
@fightingleslies
@WeAreAustinTV
#listos
#verde
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Scottish Commentary on Jim Baxter’s Keepie Uppies and becoming World Champs in 1967. England 2 Scotland 3.
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Is that me doing a bit on what will surely be the greatest Scottish football song of all time? Find out tomorrow….
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Also on this dark day in 1966, England scored a goal during a pitch invasion. Shambles. Scottish Commentary on the 1966 World Cup Final - Part 2.
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Cheers for 8 million views on Instagram and another 2 million across Twitter, YouTube, and Tik Tok! Follow me on Instagram for more unbiased Scottish commentary at:
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I asked Austin FC Fans what is the best radio station in Austin? Voting at
@AustinChronicle
ends tomorrow
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Driussi puts the defender to bed. Austin FC v LAFC highlights. August 26 2022.
#weewilliewinkie
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
#mls
#mlssoccer
#soccer
#football
#gettobed
@SebadriussiOk
@DiegolFagundez
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Part 1 of the new BBC Scotland documentary “Icons of Football”. Can’t believe it’s been 60 years! Thanks to KT Tunstall and everyone at BBC Scotland.
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My attempt at starting a feud with the World’s Strongest Man, and fellow nominee for Scottish Sports Influencer of the Year Tom Stoltman.
@stoltman_tom
@luke_stoltman
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For those saying they prefer Faddy’s goal v France. Why not both? 🤷♂️
“If football is art, then that is the Monet shot”. Scottish Commentary on Faddy’s goal. France 0 Scotland 2, 2007.
@ScotlandNT
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A look back at some classic World Cup moments that I witnessed. Here’s my commentary as England cheat their way to winning the 1966 World Cup.
#fifaworldcup
#england
#mckallaster
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Who is the Best SPORTSCASTER in Austin? Surely it’s Allaster McKallaster? So please nominate him today in the
@AustinChronicle
Best of Austin ballot for BEST SPORTSCASTER. Here is a video with some highlights. Link to nominate:
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Here we go! A clip from the new video for “Not (Just) Here For The Bier” by the Tartan Specials feat. McKallaster. Available in all good record shops. Full video on YouTube .
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The Djitté Hat-Trick. Austin FC v RSL highlights. September 14 2022.
#austinfc
#losverdesatx
@LosVerdesATX
@MoussaDjitte99
@galu1003
@fightingleslies
@lavozdejeremiah
#Ooochyaweebeeyoutae
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Approved by the big man himself and he never misses. 👍🏆
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“And Austin goes doolally”? What’s that about? Are
@JonChampionJC
&
@TaylorTwellman
trying to steal my catchphrases? Sounds like they stole my microphone for starters!
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Now available for personal appearances (just not for free by the way).
Delighted to win the Los Verdes Fantasy Premier League for the 3rd year in a row. Even more of an honor to receive the trophy from the legend Allaster McKallaster.
@LosVerdesATX
@McKallaster
@AustinFCII
@AustinFC
@OfficialFPL
#FPL
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Lampard’s “goal” for England v Germany at the 2010 World Cup.
Archive Scottish commentary from the 2010 World Cup. England v Germany.
@petedonaldson
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Can’t believe he was caught on camera like this. That would never happen to me.
"Cannae beat a bit of AC/DC man!" 🎸
Take a moment to watch Ally McCoist's reaction to Hells Bells being played in the Allianz 😂
#UCL
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Gazza sheds some tears when he realizes he will miss the 3rd/4th Place Playoff. Archive Scottish commentary from the 1990 World Cup Semi Final. England v West Germany.
@FitbaPatter
@awfulannouncing
@FootballRamble
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My daughter has somehow set up an automated reply on my phone for when she sends me a specific phrase, and now this is happening and I can’t stop it.
@AlexHorne
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Scottish Commentary on The Dog on the Pitch. Alianza v Philadelphia. Tuesday 7 March, 2023.
@TheFalseNineTX
@fightingleslies
@MoontowerSoccer
@stuholden
@cobijones
@SonsofBen
@PhilaUnion
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I asked Austin FC Fans what is the best Dive Bar in Austin? Voting at
@AustinChronicle
ends tonight!
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Scottish Commentary on Panenka’s Panenka to win Euro 1976.
@ceskarepre_eng
@RevistaPanenka
@bohemians1905GB
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Joe Jordan definitely does not punch the ball as Scotland qualify for the 1978 World Cup. Wales v Scotland 1977.
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