Jimmy Conrad
@JimmyConrad
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This is, without a doubt, the best last-ditch defending that I have ever seen!
What a hero.
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Once Messi won the Copa America AND THEN made his shock move to PSG, we all know Cristiano was pissed because the news was all about Messi.
So now that he has the spotlight again (which he manufactured), he’s going to drag it out for as long as he can.
Ego is a crazy drug.
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Holy crap. I forgot I have an extra Leeds United
@tyler_adams14
jersey if anyone wants it!
(as a reminder, the man bossed things at the World Cup as captain of the
@USMNT
)
Just LIKE this tweet for a chance to win. ❤️
(must be following, too, so we can DM!)
GOOD LUCK!
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THIS JUST IN!
@AppleTV
and
@MLS
accidentally sent me an extra
#MLSSeasonPass
gift box, which includes a season-long subscription and this 4k thingy, so I'm going to give it away!
Just LIKE this tweet for a chance to win. ❤️
(must be following, too, so we can DM)
GOOD LUCK!
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We outplayed England today and that feels pretty damn good.
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Imagine saying that the thousands and thousands of hours these talented women put in and the countless sacrifices they made to become world champions FOUR TIMES is worth less because they’re not men.
I’m with you,
@mPinoe
.
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Luka Modric is the best midfielder in the world and has been over the last few years. Full stop.
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I went to bed in Doha last night with a text asking if I knew the latest with Grant Wahl. I said I didn’t and crashed out.
I now wake up to the most unimaginable news, which I refuse to process.
This can’t be real. How can this be real?
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I absolutely LOVE that Spain drops this news about Portugal's best player the day they happen to be playing against each other in the World Cup. Your move,
@Cristiano
.
Cristiano Ronaldo pleads guilty and reaches an agreement with Spain’s tax agency: 2 years of a suspended jail sentence and €18.8m in fines.
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@YaniOurabah
Imagine talking down to
@StephenTries
thinking you're a big man and then having to look up at
@TrueGeordieTG
, whose one arm is the size of your whole body. 😂😂😂
And, Yani, wyd? How do you stop filming right then?
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What makes the game special is inclusivity, not exclusivity.
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Delete your account!
Imagine starting Granit Xhaka when your job is on the line.
Wow.
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This is my schedule for the week:
- Hang with Lothar Matthäus in Munich.
- Fly to Madrid for leg 2 of Real Madrid-Bayern.
- Fly to Rome for leg 2 of Roma-Liverpool.
- Fly back to Madrid for leg 2 of Atleti-Arsenal.
So on a scale of 1-10, how much do you hate me right now?
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That feeling when David Beckham gets a statue outside of a stadium before you do. BASTARD!
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Halftime Thoughts:
I'm still better than Harry Maguire and I retired 9 years ago.
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YESSSSSSS! It's happening. The first ever
#eMLSCup
. And your favorite
#ATTinfluencer
(sorry,
@indicowie
) is here for it at
#PAXEast
in Boston.
CHECK IT OUT.
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With my Burrito Card from
@ChipotleTweets
, I was able to donate all of this food to feed the homeless tonight and I can't thank them enough.
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12 years ago today, the best goal in
@ussoccer_mnt
history was scored. ROLL THE CLIP!
#tbt
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True story.
@ATT
flew me all the way to Orlando so I was, like, “I gotta do a pick-up game, even if there is some dodgy weather during the summer in Florida,” and, honestly, and this breaks my heart a little, NO ONE SHOWED UP.
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Messi’s first and second touch to set up the shot on his “weak foot,” I mean, WTF, it’s not even fair. What a goal.
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Dear People Of Earth!
The BEST 2018 PLAYOFF PREVIEW EVER is now ready for your eyeballs!
Also, if you pick the winner of the whole enchilada in the comments, you’ll be entered to win a prize. Yeah. I know. I'm awesome.
#attinfluencer
#soccereverywhere
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I've said this before but I'll say it again:
No matter how successful when they're in charge, I don't think any national team coach should have the job for more than one World Cup cycle.
The players need to hear a new voice.
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I need to sit down.
I can't believe Ricardo Pepi isn't on this team.
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Do "Schalke" and "scheisse" mean the same thing in German?
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Please, please someone write this headline:
"Former MLS player takes over at Juventus."
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Hey,
@didierdrogba
!
Do you remember that time you "accidentally" stepped on my ankle so I "accidentally" got you back 30 minutes later?
That was fun. We should do it again soon.
Love,
Jimmy
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Cristiano Ronaldo is, without question, the BEST BIG GAME PLAYER IN THE WORLD.
Don't @ me.
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Never let the same guy take two penalties in the same game.
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If Mbappe wins the CL after winning the World Cup, Ligue Un (with two different clubs), and everything else in France, then I think he's close to officially beating the sport at age 21!
(he probably needs to win the Euros and a league in another country to confirm it, though)
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Claudio Reyna is going to get what he wanted - Gregg won’t be rehired - but it’s going to cost him his career and his reputation. Hope it was worth it.
US Soccer has released the independent report conducted by Alston & Bird on the alleged domestic violence incident from 1992 involving Gregg Berhalter, as well as the Reyna family's interactions with Berhalter and the federation last year. Some thoughts as I read ... 🧵
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But can Shaqiri do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?
Never mind.
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I retired in 2011 and I think I could start in the Galaxy’s back 4 right now.
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Dear
@zacksteffen_
,
Mistakes happen. Even to some of the best that have ever played the position.
So keep your head up.
We believe in you!
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I’ll be forever grateful to
@brendanhunting
,
@jasonsudeikis
,
@joekellyjk47
,
@brettgoldstein
, Chip Hamilton, and everyone involved with
#TedLasso
for their kindness when I visited the set last August…
…AND FOR PUTTING ME IN THE SHOW!
A dream come true.
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For all of the younger players out there that dream of being a professional, this is for you.
Real talk with
@Persie_Official
.
I love it.
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Leo Messi is now one win away from ending the debate about who is the greatest of all-time.
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Alright, because you know I love you and thanks to my friends at
@FCBayernUS
and
@BlackYellow
...
...I GOT MY HANDS ON TWO TEAM-SIGNED JERSEYS AHEAD OF
#DerKlassiker
THIS WEEKEND!
So RT to enter to win Bayern’s or hit “like” to enter to win Dortmund’s and they could be yours!
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Dear
@TheF2
,
Unfortunately for you and Tekkers Town, they just let me into the 🇬🇧 so be prepared to get Hashtagged later.
With love,
Jimmy
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Dear
@ChelseaFC
,
Save your money on Kai Havertz.
Go get Koulibaly and Oblak and start locking things down in the back.
(also, this tip was for free but next time I'm going to charge you)
You're welcome.
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Zidane's vision for the game is still unparalleled.
He left Real Madrid as a hero and comes back as a savior.
GOAT status confirmed.
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Lukaku is going to become a verb after this game.
"Dude, you just Lukaku'd that" after anyone misses a sitter.
Poor guy.
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They could’ve saved everyone a lot of time if they just wrote:
“We shouldn’t have purchased Coutinho for 120 million euros, along with some other transfers we overpaid for, and now we’re broke so we need this Super League money.”
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An American just scored for Barcelona in the Champions League.
Never thought I would ever type that out.
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Hi,
@piersmorgan
. 👋👋👋
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ms Rapinoe sure does love herself. Can’t wait to see our Lionesses dent that stupendous ego.
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(in no particular order)
I love the Open Cup.
I love
@SportingKC
.
I love screaming at the top of my lungs.
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Still can’t believe we didn’t take Ricardo Pepi to the World Cup.
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Who needs to laugh today? I need to laugh today. Laughing is good.
Anyway, I know that all of you have taken at least ONE DIVE in your life and if you say otherwise, I know you’re LYING!
So which type of diver are you?
Be honest with me.
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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals 🎄
In the spirit of the holiday season, I’m giving away this super limited-edition
@USMNT
x
@FOXSoccer
ugly sweater!
Just LIKE this tweet for a chance to win. ❤️
(must be following, too, so we can DM!)
GOOD LUCK!
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Dear
@Arsenal
,
You got 10 more days before the transfer window closes so SIGN SOME CENTERBACKS.
Go save De Ligt from Juventus or overpay for Koulibaly from Napoli or convince Upamecano from RB Leipzig or Tan from Leverkusen to come over.
DO SOMETHING*
* - they'll do nothing
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ATTENTION!
If you ever need a handsome
#ATTinfluencer
to properly motivate one of your favorite players ahead of their big
#eMLSCup
games, don't go with anyone else, go with me.
VOTE FOR JIMMY!
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FLASH POLL: Is this the worst body language of all-time before a big game?
The dude looks stressed out.
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“Pelé was one of the few who contradicted my theory: instead of 15 minutes of fame, he will have 15 centuries.” - Andy Warhol
This is exactly right.
Rest in peace to the king.
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That time I got a clean tackle on Leo Messi in the 2007
@CopaAmerica
!
(Haters will say it’s fake)
#tbt
[📻: TURN ON THE SOUND]
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FLASH POLL:
Does Messi retire from his national team right after this match is over or do you think he wants to take a shower first before making the announcement?
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Imagine sacrificing everything for the chance to represent your country in a World Cup and THIS is the best photo that you can find to commemorate the achievement. 🤦♂️
#tbt
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The Tale Of The Tape
Age: 40
Acts like: 16
Median Age: 28
Location: Sydney (awesome place)
📷:
@SpencerOwen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
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Just heard that Inter Milan goalkeeper, Samir Handanovic, said he didn't save this ridiculously well-taken free kick by Fiorentina's Luis Muriel this past weekend because of the wind.
THE DUDE BLAMED THE WIND.
I'm blaming the wind for everything that goes wrong in my life now.
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Arsenal should try and sign this Giroud guy. Seems pretty good.
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With
@FCBayernUS
playing in my old stomping grounds of Kansas City tomorrow night v. AC Milan, I thought this was the perfect time to honor their past while looking towards the future.
So if you want to win a special Robben or Ribéry jersey, retweet and leave a comment to enter!
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That feeling when your team is up 7-0 and your goalkeeper wants to come out of goal and play striker.
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Manchester United could really use a
#9
like Lukaku. They should try to get him in the January transfer window.
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Is Claudio Ranieri managing Watford this season? Because they're winning the league, Leicester City-style!
Deeney is Vardy.
Pereyra is Mahrez.
Capoue is Kante.
Foster is Schmeichel.
It's happening.
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I remember going to watch UCLA games when I was a kid and dreaming of playing for them and for Sigi Schmid.
So when it actually happened and Sigi trusted me to do right by him on the field, it meant everything to me because I looked up to him so much.
I'm heartbroken.
RIP
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I am in shock.
I can't believe this.
Maybe it really is coming home.
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After careful consideration (and by "careful consideration," I mean, "watching it for the 1000th time"), I've decided that Sergio Ramos knew exactly what he was doing once he had Mohamed Salah's arm tucked under his.
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@Castro1021
E) Go to the park and start kicking the ball around because Mexico needs you to play for them.
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Can Zlatan go on Maury Povich to see if he is actually the father of LAFC?
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I think I found a player that Real Madrid should sign next season.
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If you want our national team to be ever better in 2018, then get out and support teams in
@MLS
. It's the breeding ground for our next gen.
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It's not every day that you turn 30 so I appreciate the love!
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I’m not sure when I’m going to be in Leeds again so I bought 8
@LUFC
jerseys!
4 of
@AaronsonBrenden
and 4 of
@tyler_adams14
.
I’ll be giving them away soon!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I mean, with a graphic this slick, how can they NOT have an icon card for me? COME ON,
@EASPORTSFIFA
!
With an amazing career in the USA 🇺🇸 will
@JimmyConrad
finally get himself into Fifa? Will he get an icon card? Like and retweets are appreciated!
#Fifa
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If you think it's painful to watch Argentina play, then blame Barcelona. They have brainwashed you into believing that every team that Messi plays for should play the same way.
And Argentina can't.
They aren't good enough.
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Mbappe is going to receive a lot of abuse, all of it unfair, because giving up a two-goal lead in the last ten minutes is what is truly unacceptable.
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Seriously, I’m not going to do pick-up games anymore if no one is going to show up.
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And let's make them look like this.
I would rock all three of these!
I saw the USMNT kit leaks a while back and decided to design the proper set. Waldos at home, Stars on the road, and the special black & gold Declaration of Independence kit for the WC final.
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Just landed in Doha a little while ago and coming in at night makes it look like Vegas on steroids!
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It's funny how a few moments of genius (or missed opportunities) can change everyone's perception of a player so enjoy this while it lasts,
@MesutOzil1088
! You deserve it.
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Dear
@FIFAWorldCup
,
This is a no-brainer.
Kansas City is a hidden gem in the middle of this country.
They have great food, an amazing art and music scene, and incredible sports fans, especially the ones that support
@SportingKC
!
So make them a host city for 2026!
#KC2026
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