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dear god make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far from here #PrayWithMeForrest

Commerce, MI
Joined July 2011
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@McFerranheit
Turnpike Mike
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Fading in and out of Confidence
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Cold Stone Steve Austin! @WWE @ColdStone
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Barstool Gambling
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KERRY BONDS
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Dixon Balsagna šŸŽ³
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My poor persons brain went nuts watching a DoorDash commercial where the parents say they have food at home and then order door dash? You could have saved like $30 in fees by stopping at one of the restaurants!
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In a dangerous state of accepting cowardice
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It’s about the journey. Thank you to everyone who believed.
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This is one of the great post season pitching performances of all time by Skubal. Big Hoss city.
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The ravens do not deserve Derek Henry, they are a waste of an organization and Lamar is a talented fraud
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RT @marknorm: How much Tylenol would she have to take to equal 1 Plan B?
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Don’t usually get serious on here but I’d like to for a moment: I think it’s very important to recognize and be grateful for the fact we finally have a Commander In Chief who is focused on late night comedy. Late night comedy is one of the most important issues of our time. I
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The @stiiizy store in Ferndale MI too.. I’m trying to to show support and represent and yall holding me down
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Turnpike Mike
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It’s crazy to me that the biggest companies miss on some of the small easy things that seem so important.. I just went to the @Apple store in Downtown Detroit.. I couldn’t check in or tag them on Facebook, Snapchat or Instagram….. let the people stunt Apple šŸ™„
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Graham Linehan
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They couldn't beat him in debate, so they shot him.
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Jeff Riger
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5 hits 4 walks 9 runs 3 Yankees relievers 14 Tigers batters 56 Yankees pitches 9 batters came to the plate before the Yankees registered an out Scored 8 without getting out 0 Errors 31 minutes Craziest inning of the year 11-2 Detroit Insane
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Turnpike Mike
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I order McDonald’s like I’ve ordered it before.. not everyone can even say that about the things they do everyday
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Turnpike Mike
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Losing a crush to lesbianism is diabolical
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ICONIC: The University of Nevada turnover slot machine was the hardest celly ever. 🐐🐐🐐
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Can I make suggestions to @Apple that will be heard?
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I like this rest stop how it’s tucked away in the woods but there’s no vending machines… hope it burns down
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Turnpike Mike
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Coolest after movie credits award goes to @StealingMovie
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Turnpike Mike
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This crowd for this @chrisdcomedy show is crazy.. so many old ladies šŸ˜‚
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