Chris Distefano
@chrisdcomedy
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My pronouns are Bud/Light https://t.co/DktrqBCBJz
Staten Island, NY
Joined September 2010
Caught in the middle of a political battle, @BlackRock reaffirmed its focus is helping millions of Americans save for retirement. They warned that injecting politics from either side risks undermining financial performance.
prosperityretirementalliance.com
Millions of Ameircans depend on the security of their retirement savings to live with dignity after a lifetime of hard work. That’s why the Alliance for Prosperity and a Secure Retirement (APSR)...
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My first night hosting @JimmyKimmelLive tonight with @hanwaddingham @ShaneMGillis and music from #Bush! My Mom was in the front row! 11:35|10:35c on @ABCNetwork !
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RT @HistoryHyenas: @tomsegura calls his mom to ask who killed the pope. New episode: @yannispappas @chrisdcomedy ht….
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“We’re building advanced American manufacturing for solar and storage. Partnering with @PalantirTech allows us to quickly and effectively build a supply chain that creates U.S. jobs and stays ahead of the changing legislative landscape,” says T1 Chairman & CEO @_danielbarcelo.
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New eppy here . All about the Deadliest Women in History. No guest, just me, Yanni and history cuzzy.
New ep
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RT @HistoryHyenas: We have decided to call it quits again. Thanks to everyone who joined us on our journey!.
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RT @TheDailyShow: America’s unsolvable immigration problem? Chris Distefano (@chrisdcomedy) just solved it
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RT @KalshiSports: BREAKING: Scott Hanson confirms RedZone will have commercials in some capacity this season. Worst day of my life https://….
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Tampa Tony Will Be Famous One Day. MSG 9/11/25. for tickys
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A new proposal from @CMSgov under @DrOz wants to add catheters, ostomy & trach supplies to Medicare’s competitive bidding program. This is a bad idea and will worsen outcomes for seniors & Medicare recipients. My latest in @MedPageToday explains why ⬇️
medpagetoday.com
Limiting urological, tracheostomy, and ostomy supply options will do more harm than good
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RT @chrisdcomedy: 🚨 On Sale Now. All of these cities have tickets available at If your city isn’t listed comment i….
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RT @AEGPresentsSW: DALLAS‼️ Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy is coming to @texastheatre April 12! Don't miss this show, get your tickets today….
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