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@MattMattMayer

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Comedy dir/wr/ed/pr: D+, FOD, UCB, CC dig. I upvote every r/huskytantrums post

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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@MattMattMayer
Matt Mayer
2 years
this is the funniest movie i haven't seen yet. look at this cast and crew. so funny, so smart, so talented. so many of these people are involved in your favorite things and this will be another one. back it folks, help it get where it needs to go!
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A mockumentary about an absolute moron attempting to make an independent film.
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@psychotronica_
psychotronica
3 years
Starship Troopers 1997 / United States / Paul Verhoeven Practical effects behind the scenes ⚡️sound on⚡️
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psychotronica
2 years
Naked Lunch 1991 / Canada-UK-Japan / David Cronenberg Behind the scenes featuring David Cronenberg and William S. Burroughs 👁️🪳sound on🪳👁️
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@Kamulch_Art
KAMULCH
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Gm☀️Fountain Pen ASMR
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
2 years
I love you @Wikipedia 💜 this is very cool
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@GianmarcoSoresi
gianmarco
2 years
There’s no point in being mad at a lottery winner bc you chose to invest instead
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@MattMattMayer
Matt Mayer
2 years
1970’s hit song “(Sandwich) Assamblin’ Man” by The Almond Butter Band. DM me for tip jar info
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@MattMattMayer
Matt Mayer
3 years
fuck yessssss!!!
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Matt Mayer
3 years
This newsletter is great. They call it the positive corner of the internet, and they follow through. It's the one email I'm happy to get every day. They even bold the important parts so you can skim.
@Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
3 years
If you want to be a little better every day, join our village here:
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@MattMattMayer
Matt Mayer
3 years
Where's the link to unsubscribe from All The New Mailing Lists You Invent And For Some Reason Think I Want To Be On
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@Riverboatjack
Jack ✨️ Frost ✨️ Gardner
3 years
UPS WORKERS WON - 48% INCREASE IN WAGES FOR PART-TIME WORKERS OVER THE NEXT 5 YEARS - A/C AND FANS IN DELIVERY VANS - END TO FORCED OVERTIME ON DAYS OFF - CREATION OF 7,500 FULL-TIME POSITIONS AND THE FILLING OF 22,500 OPEN POSITIONS - IMMEDIATE PAY INCREASES UNIONS WORK
@Teamsters
Teamsters
3 years
"We stayed focused on our members and fought like hell to get everything that full-time and part-time @UPS #Teamsters deserve," Zuckerman said. Read more: https://t.co/a9bSUGSuNQ #1u
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@adamconover
Adam Conover
3 years
Lots of folks asking how they can support the strike today. Not sure why, might be because our employers just announced their goal to render us all homeless? Anyway. The answer: Donate to the ECF to support writers and other workers affected by the strike. https://t.co/HmUJCZaH2r
give.entertainmentcommunity.org
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@MattMattMayer
Matt Mayer
3 years
Enjoying Pampers’ new Do Not Flush® line of flushable-seeming wipes.
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@BootsRiley
Boots Riley
3 years
Yo! A bunch of WGA-DGA hyphenates have decided to express appreciation for IATSE and Teamsters refusing to cross WGA pickets- and show solidarity in a material way with this fundraiser for crew members affected by shutdowns. Be there.
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@MattMattMayer
Matt Mayer
3 years
I like this. I’m nice therefore I’m smart. That’s what I got from it.
@GovPritzker
Governor JB Pritzker
3 years
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.
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@AndyHerren
Andy Herren
3 years
Few things make me laugh as hard as this tweet. I actively seek it out at least once a month.
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@Kanopy
Kanopy
3 years
New to Kanopy! TRIANGLE OF SADNESS (2022) A celebrity model couple are invited on a luxury cruise for the uber-rich, helmed by an unhinged boat captain. What first appeared instagrammable ends catastrophically. https://t.co/3lSELlkJAI @neonrated #filmsthatmatter Available: 🇺🇸
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@Reductress
Reductress
3 years
Wow! Dad Deals With Same Debilitating Illness That You Do but Forgot to Tell You Until Now: https://t.co/SzYqGBMkYT
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