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D'Arcy Carden

@DarcyCarden

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🍔a league of their own🍔the good place🍔barry🍔

Los Angeles and New York
Joined January 2012
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
HOW THE FUCK HAVE THE COPS WHO KILLED #BreonnaTaylor NOT BEEN ARRESTED YET. HOW.
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
happy thanksgiving to Ariana Grande, AND ONLY ARIANA GRANDE.
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@DarcyCarden
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6 years
not a robot. 😘
@TheAtlantic
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6 years
Janet in 'The Good Place' is the latest sign of pop culture considering whether robots deserve rights, @skornhaber writes
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
Hi! How are you? Why don’t airplanes have cup holders?
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% dead. I’m a ghost.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
There is nothing I am looking more forward to than voting this white supremacist out of office.
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
hi.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
OK FINE LET’S TALK ABOUT IT THEN! 😏😏😏
Y’ALL WHY ISN’T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHE LOOKS SO GOOD
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
Celebrating some Emmy nominations with a blurry picture. Really truly: thank you thank you thank you. Thank you. ❤️❤️❤️
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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charged my phone to 100% overnight, it’s noon and I’m at already at 19% 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👻👽
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
the most MAXIMUM DEREK.
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@DarcyCarden
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@DarcyCarden
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6 years
you ready babes?
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
7 months
🥰🤗 cuntometer 🥳🫡
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nands 🇵🇸
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THE CUNTOMETER JUST BROKE
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@DarcyCarden
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6 years
Fuck! I keep forgetting to have kids!
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
we’re getting married
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
happy birthday to the coolest one.
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
I did that thing where you watch a video 750k times
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❤️❤️❤️
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@DarcyCarden
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✨✨👽👽✨✨
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
a normal thing from the Emmys! 🖤 @enews
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
yesterday all the dogs in my neighborhood, including my dog, went nuts at the same time - and I said to my husband “there’s an earthquake comin” 🧙🏼‍♀️IM 🧙🏼‍♀️ A 🧙🏼‍♀️ FRICKIN 🧙🏼‍♀️ WITCH 🧙🏼‍♀️YA’LL 🧙🏼‍♀️
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
A picture from my mom and dad - the only way they can watch the debates #Debates2020
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
3 years
if you don’t have someone to kiss at midnight tonight you could always...😏
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@charliemcdowell
Charlie McDowell
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I’m only wearing Ted Danson arrested T-shirt’s from now on.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
DID I????!?!?!
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
tomorrow niiiiiight 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@nbcthegoodplace
The Good Place is taking it sleazy
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THIS is the energy we're bringing into 2019. #TheGoodPlace returns next Thursday at 9:30/8:30c! 🤗
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
2 years
thank you to everyone who watched A League Of Their Own this weekend. the reaction was… 🥲✨⚾️ lovely & overwhelming ⚾️✨🥲 @LeagueOnPrime
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
Happy Valentine’s Day to my 7 yr old self who secretly ate the entire bag of red hots instead of putting them in my classmates valentines cards. I barfed spicy red barf all night & couldn’t go to school the next day, on the most candy filled day of the year. Lessons were learned.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
Happy to announce @PasteMagazine and I are getting married!!! 💜💜💜
@PasteMagazine
Paste Magazine
5 years
The 25 Best TV Performances of 2018, led by @nbcthegoodplace 's @DarcyCarden
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
my second favorite picture from the Emmys (that Phoebe Waller-Bridge one is obviously first)
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
I’d say go for it
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@DarcyCarden
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4 years
that thing when your dog is afraid of @KristenBell ’s very loud pants
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
I watched this, said “fuck” outloud to myself and started crying. 🥳
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
I figured out a great way to hang out with friends while in quarantine! 🌸
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@DarcyCarden
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2 years
💛💛💛
@filmsenberg
beck🧣
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GUYS
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
6 years
just wrapped season 3 with these weirdo loves of my life. a privilege I can not quite express. 💚💚💚 (📸: @KenTremendous )
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
Hi there! These violent delights have violent ends. 👍🤖 @WestworldHBO @nbcthegoodplace
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
Carol is a Christmas movie
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@DarcyCarden
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8 months
🥹🥹 obrigada @lesbocine ❤️❤️
@lesbocine
Lesbocine
8 months
TOP MAIOR ÍCONE LÉSBICO 1 • Greta Gill (A Leagua of Their Own)
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@DarcyCarden
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4 years
i read this tweet and immediately cried. kinda hard. i love @MannyJacinto 💜
@BUILDseriesNYC
BUILD Series
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“She’s special. I love having scenes with her...my most memorable moments are usually with @DarcyCarden ." - @MannyJacinto shares who he will miss after the final season of @nbc 's @nbcthegoodplace
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@DarcyCarden
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2 years
We lost our Penny girl after a year long battle with cancer. Thankful for every single moment we had her. Lucky us. She was the most special soul & love of our lives. We’ll never get over her. 🤎
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
i will kiss you on the mouth netflix.
@netflix
Netflix
5 years
Given all the versions of Janet that D’Arcy Carden has blessed us with on The Good Place, this clip from @BondingNetflix proves we’ve only seen the very beginning of what she is capable of as an actor — and that’s exciting.
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@DarcyCarden
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2 years
FOCUS! ON! YOUR! STUDIES!
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
oOooOo behind the scenes vids of the bar fight from last weeks ep of @nbcthegoodplace you say? Can not thank the legendary stunt coordinator, #JeffImada , and his incredible, selfless, heroic stunt team enough 🙌
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
ok....CRAZY that is this is still true 6 years later?!?!
@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
10 years
A nice thing we can all agree on: butts are great!
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
3 years
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 we hated you so much donald. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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@DarcyCarden
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
damn. ice cold.
@KidsWriteJokes
Kids Write Jokes
5 years
Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep? A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
🌎earf🌎
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This song is still stuck in my head, please make it stop. @MayaRudolph @DarcyCarden @nbcthegoodplace #TheGoodPlace
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
after I finished my last scene ever on Broad City - I violently pushed my friends up against a brick wall to tell them how much I love them, how endlessly proud I am of them & thanking them for making my life so much better. I 💗 @broadcity until I die.
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@DarcyCarden
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4 years
you like behind the scenes pictures? 🤫⚾️
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
Happy birthday to the world’s best: @KenTremendous .
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
We’re back lil chili babies! Tune in tonight 9:30 #TheGoodPlace
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@DarcyCarden
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⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️✨⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ @LeagueOnPrime
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@DarcyCarden
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4 years
help. im deeply attracted to my husband’s Bitmoji.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
1 year
still an option!
@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
3 years
if you don’t have someone to kiss at midnight tonight you could always...😏
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
@Lin_Manuel mr. miranda, please - my delicate heart might burst 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
A Barry nice time was had by all.
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
howm I gonna tweet this it makes no sense
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@DarcyCarden
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6 years
🤖💜not a robot💜🤖
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
i did.
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Netflix UK & Ireland
5 years
if you didn't scream "JANET!!!" when @darcycarden appeared in Bonding then get the fork out of here
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
6 years
FUN FACT: I got good Janet 💜
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BuzzFeed UK
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Are you more Janet or Bad Janet from "the good place"?
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
manny jacinto nation 😍 @MannyJacinto
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manny jacinto nation i did something for us
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
2 years
ok you’re cute, target the store 😉
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@sapphicsswiftt this is my d'arcy carden shrine
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
I LOVE YOU @TEDDANSON
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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For the third week in a row, Jane Fonda was arrested with a group holding a protest over climate change outside the U.S. Capitol building
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
9 months
🍑one year🍑
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
So excited Ken! 🥳
@kenjeong
Ken Jeong
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Honored to be presenting the 71st #Emmys nominations on July 16 along with @DarcyCarden ! @TelevisionAcad
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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i don’t have the words to describe what this show means to me. can’t even try. season four of @nbcthegoodplace premieres tonight at 9/8c on @NBC . it’s a good one/the last one ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
no, YOU drank tequila and forgot these pix were on YOUR phone!
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@DarcyCarden
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2 years
❤️❤️❤️
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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LET’S ⚾️ PLAY ⚾️ BALL ⚾️ A League Of Their Own coming soon on @PrimeVideo ⚾️ follow @LeagueOnPrime for all the info ❤️⚾️❤️⚾️❤️⚾️❤️
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
2 years
Love you @vanityfair ✨✨ thank you for spending the afternoon with me @coraliekraft ✨ 📷 by GENIUS photographer @ryanpfluger
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
i love you too, egg!
@nbcthegoodplace
The Good Place is taking it sleazy
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Soul Squad UP! #TheGoodPlace just had our first Season 4 table read. ✨
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
this might make your eyes feel better 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @MannyJacinto
@filmsenberg
beck🧣
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⁺˚*・༓☾ manny jacinto ☽༓・* ˚ ⁺
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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💣💣💣😏 #BombshellMovie
@c_spellberg
Claire Spellberg Lustig
5 years
the real bombshell is that @DarcyCarden is in this trailer
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
3 years
🤣🤣 YESTERDAY🤣🤣 YESTERDAY my daughters asked, yesterday, if they could take a trip to Cancun the next day. Tomorrow. “can we go to Cancun TOMORROW, dad?” 🥵 Yesterday is so goofy. Oof.
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@DarcyCarden
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😟😕🙁☹️🥺😔😣😖😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😣😢 ❤️ #TheGoodPlace
@nbcthegoodplace
The Good Place is taking it sleazy
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WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS. #TheGoodPlace
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
The Good Place season 4 spoiler 🖤🖤🖤🖤 @IMKristenBell @nbcthegoodplace @GameOfThrones
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
guys I don’t want to brag but I think my dog just said “Sheryl Crow” 😳
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
5 years
MY BIRDS! 🐤🐦🐧🐔
@nbcthegoodplace
The Good Place is taking it sleazy
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The One With All The Janet Reboots.
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@DarcyCarden
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5 years
lil of each 😏
@BuzzFeed
BuzzFeed
5 years
Are You More Good Janet, Bad Janet, Or Neutral Janet From "The Good Place?"
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
6 years
Did you know a “star” is LITERALLY “born” every 5 seconds? That’s right, I’m D’Arcy Carden, astronomer to the stars, and trust me when I say: I go gaga for the stuff!
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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I DO!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ABBI JACOBSON DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
3 years
well said Bowen Yang ❤️
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@DarcyCarden
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2 years
my grandma lila watches @Jeopardy every night 🥲
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
road dogs
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@DarcyCarden
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@DarcyCarden
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🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@DarcyCarden
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4 years
family costume alert!! 😭😭😭 #TheGoodPlace
@Sassers_
Susan Didn't Choose the Cat Life Sassi
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A good argument for having children: Dressing as the cast from The Good Place. quick brag, i know these really cool people! @nbcthegoodplace
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@DarcyCarden
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hahahahahahahahaha theyre so hot wtf
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
4 years
me after watching tr*mp say words today
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
6 years
PLEASE 🤙 DON’T 🤙 WATCH 🤙 ME 🤙 EAT 🤙 A 🤙 SALAD
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@DarcyCarden
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3 years
put up your dukes 😘
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@DarcyCarden
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4 years
we were literally talking about jlo.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
6 years
When is a fun time to post a video of you eating ice cream with @MayaRudolph while @mjacint0 & @dubjackharper dance behind us? Today? 💜🍦💜 @nbcthegoodplace
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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the way we celebrate birthdays now. happy birthday @MarcEvanJackson you special gentleman.
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@DarcyCarden
D'Arcy Carden
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These people dressed like Janet (and Bad Janet!) for Purim and I am in love with them now.
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