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The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path

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@MarketsPuke
Black Swan, Crossing Over Into the Banana Zone
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.
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@SirajAHashmi
Siraj Hashmi
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@xbradtc
XBradTC
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Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter
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@gertbollen
Gert Bollen
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Gulf Energy Exchange Launches World’s First Oil-Backed Stablecoin OIL1 OIL1, a stablecoin built on transformative US technologies, will be collateralized by verified reserves of Gulf crude oil and pegged to both the US dollar and the price of Gulf crude … OIL1 combines the
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The Gulf Energy Exchange (GEX) Announced The Launch Of OIL1, The World’s First Oil-Backed Digital Asset That Links The Global Energy Sector With Blockchain-Based Finance.
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@MONETARY_MAYHEM
MONETARY MAYHEM
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MicroStrategy investors $MSTR
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@TradableAstro
Tradable Astronaut
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$MSTR holders right now
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@MarketsPuke
Black Swan, Crossing Over Into the Banana Zone
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I’ve about reached my threshold for AI slop posts and replies….
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@nicotinomano_
lorem ipsum
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@el_bru
Alanmooreano | @el-bru.bsky.social
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Entonces resulta que el fucking departamento de justicia de los EEUU NO TENÍA LA LICENCIA DE ADOBE y por eso en internet pudieron reventar los pdfs de los documentos liberados
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@Danstringer74
Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp
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Nothing is more #Canada @realjenx
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@Reds
Cincinnati Reds
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GENO'S BACK
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@RansomeBrett
brett ransome
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@ryangerritsen You forced this on Alberta. They are 11% of your population and get no representation in government, so you shit on them and they are tired of it. Your leftist regime will not talk with Trump, so we will talk to and support Alberta leaving your sorry ass.
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@MoEgger
Mo Egger
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Tough blow for the Reds’ goal of having the same team as last year.
@JesseRogersESPN
Jesse Rogers
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News: The White Sox are in agreement with free agent OF Austin Hays, sources tell ESPN. Hays, 30, hit 15 home runs in 103 games for Cincinnati last year. The Sox were looking for a veteran OF and Hays fits the bill.
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@MarketsPuke
Black Swan, Crossing Over Into the Banana Zone
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Wisdom is understanding the rules of the game you're playing in, not complaining what you think the rules of the game should be.
@SantiagoAuFund
Santiago Capital
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@MichaelOHogan1 @DRolandAnderson Oh I don’t beleive planning for the future is futile. I just think planning for the future by relying on free market principles is futile.
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@JosephPolitano
Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈
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Canadian manufacturing output has been particularly struggling this year amidst Trump's tariffs—real output of Canadian factories has fallen to the lowest levels since the initial COVID shock or early 2010s
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@JosephPolitano
Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈
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Canadian GDP was functionally flat in monthly data released this morning, technically shrinking 0.02% compared to October We're still waiting for December data, but the Canadian economy looks to end 2025 with extremely little growth since the beginning of the year
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@MarketsPuke
Black Swan, Crossing Over Into the Banana Zone
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I don’t know shit about it and that’s why I don’t trade it.
@chigrl
Tracy Shuchart (𝒞𝒽𝒾 )
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Good lord, the terrible takes on NG . This is why you UNG traders get shafted in the roll
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@robin_j_brooks
Robin Brooks
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A weak Dollar doesn't threaten the Treasury market. A falling USD means foreign central banks will intervene to slow the rise in their currencies. That means they buy Treasuries, which lowers yields. There's a good reason why Trump wants a falling Dollar. https://t.co/IqB0nAwpfB
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@MarketsPuke
Black Swan, Crossing Over Into the Banana Zone
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Bail ins are back on the menu
@recouso
Alex Recouso
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NEW: DUTCH UNREALIZED GAINS TAX 🇳🇱 The Netherlands just voted to overhaul annual income tax filings with a new tax of up to 36% for unrealized capital gains, starting in 2028. Assets like Bitcoin on bitcoin, stocks, and bonds will trigger tax liabilities each year based on
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@conksresearch
Conks
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@fejau_inc this is your guide
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@EconstratPB
EconstratPB
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@timpierotti1 Debasement will show up in yields and real total returns.
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@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
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YALE WILL GO TUITION-FREE FOR FAMILIES MAKING UP TO $200,000
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