🌻Maria Unfiltered🌻
@MariaUnfiltered
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she/her polyam, queer, light brown,UU,childfree, cis♀️, & I'm for trans & intersex rights. #mmemberville
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Deep roots and sharp thorns...
Rift in the Soul by Faith Hunter
#newrelease
#fantasy
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@Glassworks18
I fixed the light balance so my gf could see it, and I thought you might like it back. I adore the image! So cute!!!
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@PatrickPetrell1
@PhillyInquirer
Thanks for giving me the cliff notes version. There's no way I would click on this bullshit.
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@tampaxObsidian
@mattxiv
This is the comment I was looking for because I was kind of wondering how that worked...
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@Jonnyishh
I worked in a factory job that was so bad that my husband said to me, "I don't care if we have to go on food stamps you can't work there anymore. You're never around, when you are, you're too tired and unhappy to do anything." I gave my notice the next day. Best thing I ever did.
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@YEVG3NIYA
@CGdelvallejr
Same except insert "metaphorically" for "literally". My husband cooks. My boyfriend cleans his own house. I love laughing at silly posts like this, trolling for angry responses. Meanwhile, I'm way too busy having a great life to give this much more thought. Happy Solstice!
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@HarlotPrincessx
Reminds me of a study that was to research some medical thing in father/son pairings and they had to stop because of having found A LOT of paternity conflicts!
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@HowardA_Esq
@sharrond62
Binary sex. Please. Give me a break. the more I think about this post the more I shake my head so I better stop before I hurt myself.
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@psychmd1
Was this recently? I'd be scared to be that close to RG without a mask; feces carries C19, and we all knowwwwwww where Rudy's been kissing! 🤢🤮😷
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@CartoonsHateHer
Well, my threesome is wholesome, not really kinky. But I do have purple hair and love cats. (We have been a trio for 14 years.) Our kink is making sure everyone eats dinner and takes their meds!
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@celinediannee
@2g770
Try to ignore the willfully ignorant. They'll just waste your most precious resource: time.
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@RealRyanWhorton
@LouisatheLast
My brother plays DnD, and my husband LOVES Legos, so I feel this, and I'm not even young.
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@DuhrMegan
@howell_mg
@desstg
@LEMonman223
@KingK4hn
@lilyjrich
I'm more concerned that somebody trans would feel uncomfortable using the bathroom with *me* there.
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@nymagPR
@NYMag
@AllisonPDavis
I came here to see monogamous people's knickers in a twist and I am not disappointed.
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@AndyRichter
@macmixing
@AnthonyEsposito
What the pastor couldn't see was that the next
@YouTube
video in the tech guy's cue had started. Above the ministers head, there were three monitors playing "Kittens eating ice cream and getting brain freeze!"
NOBODY would have laughed harder at this than my Dad! 😍🤣🤩😅🙃
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@ItsNanaaa___
This gave me chills. Women I know who've been beaten by guys in jealous rages dealt with shit like this first. RUN! FAR! Srsly
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@propanegirl1964
@aaplog
I knew someone would say this, and thank you for saying it. I am pro-choice and I think we meet in this area of saying that sometimes abortions are a sad necessity.
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@mjfuld54
@the_scrivener
"Yep. That was next."
My husband, about the fire tornado in the context of this year.
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@MillerStream
Next time I'm in line at customs I'm definitely going to speak Spanish in HOPE of annoying a monolinguist like this guy. Trolololololoooo!
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@KellyLGregory
@MaryRobinette
Dad was in the hospital for three weeks while not actually getting better* after his second heart attack; he died, & three weeks later my Mom saw the bills roll in for just about one million dollars. Cardiac care is wicked expensive.
*Being kept alive for insurance $$$$$
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@JudasDubois
@katiedavies91
@noxiloveschichi
Feels listening to (fellow) Americans talk about "Africa" like it's a country, instead of being a continent, with 54 countries.
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@BathysphereHat
My husband said to me one day, via text, "careful, there is a kitten in our upstairs bathroom!"
Ah, MxChooChooBear was wee, and is now a satisfactory size. I just took this pic for y'all. She was peeved that I woke her up, I think!
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@oldenoughtosay
I am 50 years old and have never heard the term "let down". Interesting euphemism for "started leaking" or "started lactating". I wonder if that phrase has an interesting etymology.
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@ggqt3
I kind of wish this man would stop breathing my good air because he is no good use for oxygen.
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@amandapalmer
Every step of losing weight has involved people telling me that I look "GREAT!" Always makes me wonder how they thought I looked before. Then, when I've gained some weight back, people ask if I've lost weight because I look "GREAT!"
I LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I *AM* GREAT, FUCKOS !!!
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@theorangedouche
@jasoninthehouse
Literally, not hyperbolically, laughing out loud over here.
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@GeorgeTakei
NO. First of all, I'm no longer Catholic. Second of all, I'd like that whole nightmare to end permanently.
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@pathologiste08
@jonathanstea
@CaulfieldTim
@doritmi
@EdzardErnst
@tnicholsmd
@RyanMarino
@DrLindaMD
@NY_Tuck
I knew a 21 year old who just didn't wake up one day. Last I heard it was still a mystery, even with an autopsy.
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@MogeeKevin
@RMaximyuk
@braveenk
That whole TWEET was dripping with so much privilege I thought it was sarcasm, at first! Then I was like, oh, honey, no...
Well, bless your little heart.
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@MavenOfMayhem
Been married in what looks like a heterosexual marriage for 27 years. I'm bi/pansexual. He's straight. We're polyamorous. We hate that some people suck, but we all support your relationship and your family!
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@A_Story_of_A
I feel like that song by Sting: History Will Teach Us Nothing.
Some women, like me, like sex a LOT, a variety of sexual partners. It's been that way for a long time.
Some men VALUE women like me. My husband does. My boyfriend, too. Others as well. I'm talented!!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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While some folks are out there saying that
#polyamory
doesn't work long term, I will be out with my 2 loves, celebrating our 14 years together. 💜
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@KellyLGregory
@MaryRobinette
Thankfully he had three forms of insurance so SHE didn't have to pay anything. But MY GOD.
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@FebruaryMade
@Miatortsss
Right? Am I the only person who finds their coworkers on Facebook so they can block them immediately? I pretty much only want real friends and my family on there seeing my life.
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@SerenaSonoma
Oh, the *FRAGILITY* !!! I'm a cis woman who has ALWAYS eschewed the idea of calling menstrual supplies "feminine" products. They're just bandages, essentially. I don't need a box design to affirm my "womanhood", especially since men can have uteruses. Not all women have 'em tho!
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@gachabasta
@tumblr
Wait. You went through the whole trouble of having top surgery and they called your nipples female after you had your breast tissue removed??? That is the ultimate slap in the face and I am so sorry to hear that happened to you. I'm glad you mentioned this so I can avoid Tumblr.
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The first seven minutes of Savage Lovecast, by dear
@fakedansavage
, is a balm for the soul, and the absolute *best* defense for the accusation of "g r o o m i n g" by L G B T Q + by nutjobs.
Happy New Year, Dan!
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@unapolygetic
I've been happily married for 31 years. We've been polyam for the entirety of our 35 year relationship. We now both love a wonderful woman who has been in our life for 13 years. But yes, polyamory is so destabilizing! /s
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@The_Ada_Rhodes
@EllieSageRN
I do hear that a lot! Seriously, why did they cede tp boredom and THE SCRIPT?
My husband (34 years) is awesome, and my/our girlfriend (12 years) is a sweet lovebug and we have the best times in our 'cule! Polyamvacations? More, please!
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@lindsayjump
Thank you for doing research on such a controversial topic. Congratulations to you!
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@urbangaygriot
When I worked for a very large, very upscale department store, the security department knew not to focus on young black males because they kept catching white, middle-aged, well-off women arrested for shoplifting.
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@nerd4ecology
Glad I went to a profession-specific trade school. I paid my student loan in two years, have a career I love, and with pay that's great. It pains me to see my friends laboring to pay for their Masters degrees. We might make the same, but I didn't go in for the long term debt.
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@cmclymer
You are living in person's head, totally rent-free. I hope it's cushy in there! 😅😂🤣😂😅
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@MercuryRenegade
@MikaelThalen
I'm so glad you put this up. I'm sitting down by the water where I live because I was feeling a little blue, a little down. This whole thread was awesome but this was definitely the best part. (Your cat looks like my old cat Bartleby, and that helped! 😺)
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@AndyRichter
My cousins
@macmixing
&
@AnthonyEsposito
made a touching video about my father that made us all cry. Still sobbing as the pastor gave the benediction, we all started to giggle in fits until finally, when my mom whispered, "Don't look! Don't look!" We all burst into LAUGHTER!
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Want to see hotness?
(Don't watch read further if you don't like to see semi-nudity.)
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(Worth every penny, totally!)
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@ShiloByrd
@kara_huffman
@VeronicaJArt
I broke THREE professional machines trying to learn to sew. I can change a tire in seven minutes but I can NOT use a sewing machine.
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@Rainbow08241763
@annamaria1word
This almost made me have am asthma attack from laughing so hard!
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I support four people on Patreon. Here's one of them!
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@scottjshapiro
@jbouie
The land near ME does. See all that red on the map? Upper right hand corner? I'm in the middle of that. It's in my city. It's in the cities where both of my bothers live. It killed someone where my mom lives. I'm not quite panicked, but I'm trying to do all the right things. You?
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@sullydish
@rasmansa
@Cheech930
@willwilkinson
@SamHarrisOrg
@RacismDog
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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@MeganC2301
@n0tasoldier
This is why I strive to be a good landlord. I want to be a good human!
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@DuckDuckGo
@DinaSrinivasan
@GiladEdelman
I don't usually talk about people's looks, but whenever I see a picture of Zuckerberg I always feel terrible for him because he looks like he has never been outside in his entire life. Maybe he's a vampire? Or maybe I've got to stop reading these fantasy books by Faith Hunter...
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@ToUnbecome
@redditships
Sue him for paternity. That's the only answer here. Let he who backed HIMSELF into the corner explain it to his wife, kids. The writer didn't do anything wrong, and that responsibility shouldn't be hers to shoulder alone. That's my take.
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@CookieGuggleman
The tests aren't perfect. The masks aren't perfect. Staying home is perfect. Staying home is responsible. You know this truth in your heart. And screw everybody who went to Las Vegas for leisure during the height of a pandemic, for bringing it to Las Vegas and killing my Grandma.
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@YehudaPogrow
@BradleyWhitford
@TankSchottle
He found a fun gif and has used it twice, so far. Ooooh, big man to dis a Special Olympics athlete....🙄🙄🙄
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@fakedansavage
That's sad news. I have nothing to with rugby, and I am not a gay dude, and even I knew who he was. I'm sorry to hear this news.
I think it's good that the newspaper put resources at the end of the article for those having emotions to process upon hearing this news.
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@MavenOfMayhem
@collin_loper
I can do that, and I learned it from another woman. I learned how to refinish a boat with my Dad. Tools have nothing to do with genital structures.
Thank you for attending my TEDx.
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@Forbes
I read most of the article. Why is Forbes trying to be *funny* while it's an article about a virus that's killed half a million people? The cheesy dad joke vibe is stupid.
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@Kris_Z_Massey
I'm not a fan of the mean comments about her looks, but those PRISON STRIPES, THO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@MavenOfMayhem
When I was 20, some people thought I was "too young" to be married. I celebrated my 5th wedding anniv. when I was 25. I was being badgered by people left & right to have babies! (Not by close family!) Now I'm 50, still with the same guy, happy, with no kids. I knew myself at 20.
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@MicheleEGwynn
@PattyArquette
@DrBiden
I'm excited because I know that if Joe Biden doesn't know the answer to something he'll ask someone who does know.
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@amandapalmer
My happiness shows in my face, and that's why I'm beautiful. Plus, I'm pretty great, so there's that. 🥰
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@princessbozo
@VonSnarfy
A recent study showed the runner's high is from endocannabinoids.
So take a walk and smoke a joint. Your BODY'S joints will thank you!
#Mmemberville
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@amandapalmer
Eeeeeeveryyyyyonnnnnne youuuu loooove is gonnnna...
...die.
..... And it's just a ride.
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@VerafiedBabe
I will never attend a gender reveal party. For that matter I'll never go to a baby shower ever again, either. Shit like this make me terrifically happy that I got my tubes tied before I ever had any damn children.
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@dodo
So beautiful! 💜 I walk a pittie/hound mix, &, and one man told me he thought she was "vicious". I educated him about what her tail up and wagging meant. She's very energetic, and very sweet.
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@celestialityy
@kittystryker
When I was 18, I worked for KFC. I remember thinking that sexwork would have been more humane. Pay would have been about a hundred times more per hour. Probably fewer grease burns, too. No drunks allowed, either!
I definitely would've smelled better when I got home from work.
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I found the most gorgeous petunias: VELVETY BLACK! I gave them to my sweetie's kid (an adult). She loves them!
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@DontShowYourCat
beautiful kitty! also, the CAT is observing someone taking video, so WHO is the creepy one????
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@icolleen
@madasednam
@GovMikeHuckabee
@VP
@PressSec
@realDonaldTrump
@WhiteHouse
@SenateGOP
@SpeakerRyan
@SenateMajLdr
@SenDeanHeller
This gives me hope. Thank you.
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@Crockerjb
@FeministGriote
@Delafina777
Of career... of the decision to have children, of places to live...
I do like to remind people that luck has a part in how people grow and change and whether or not that's together or apart.
(Married 27 happy years so far, but I would never recommend marriage to a 20 y/o now!)
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