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@AllisonPDavis

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i do stuff for @thecut and @nymag . writing for TV, too. tell me about your sex life.

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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
2 months
had the pleasure of a long, languid lunch and a deep dive into woo-woo with Kacey Musgraves, whose casual chat is just as much of a gut-punch as her song lyrics.
@TheCut
The Cut
2 months
“I don’t regret living and loving as hard as I do. Whenever I’m in a relationship, I’m all fucking in. I think that hesitancy breeds hesitancy, and if you go in with something with one foot, it’s going to fail.” Photos by Diana Louise Bartlett
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
In therapy this AM, I talked about making peace with sometimes not being able to put my whole pussy in every single thing I publish, and the way defining "whole pussy" absolutely *derailed* the session...
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
I entered Emily Henry's house a cynical "barf feelings" person and emerged to write soft paragraphs about lurving love. Me and Emily is the REAL rom-com, here!
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
9 months
sitting on the edge of my seat, waiting to see who will drop the trump mug shot first: pop crave or pop base.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
If Goop doesn't send out a newsletter that's got some sort of "6 looks to wear when you're on trial but it really doesn't matter" shopping guide , i will loose my gd mind.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
every now and again i remember my start-of-pandemic willingness to earnestly engage in 'zoom dance parties with strangers' and i cringe so violently i might shatter my teeth.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
10 months
Funniest part of the Barbie movie was my 7-year-old nephew yelling "WHAT IS A GYNECOLOGIST" over and over until I answered. (also, maybe this movie isn't for 7-year-olds....)
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
8 months
truly obsessed with the kicker on this and not just because it ticks all the boxes on my spiritual alignment checklist:
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
they better teach this masterpiece in reporting classes.
@rachel_handler
rachel handler
1 year
I walked Cornelia Street (again) to talk to Swifties who made pilgrimages from across the Eastern Seaboard to “pay respects,” the CBD shop owner who recommended a strain for heartbreak, several blasé neighbors, and one very pissed off 80-year-old man:
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
someone needs to keep an updated slang dictionary for therapists
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 month
my fatal flaw is not resisting the urge to say "i told you to watch that" when someone says "you should watch this show" and I was the one who told them to watch it.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
8 months
it’s always either “Allison you’re a monster” or “Allison. You said a thing I was thinking” never the boring, impersonal third option: “Allison you did a job, also I noticed your hair has grown.”
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
10 months
You call it 'girl dinner' i call it "Valley of the Dolls" dinner, to be eaten standing near the sink, while cosplaying as someone rich, thin, and gently addicted to dexedrine
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
10 months
@MediumSizeMeech @tressiemcphd "ur man know u fucked a dinosaur!?"
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
11 months
Just found a totally blank document in my book files saved as "traditional sluts." not a single note in the document. I have no idea what this chapter might have been about, but certain I lost genius.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
I simply must stop speaking out loud!
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
9 months
Alt headline: i, too, went to Barnard
@gvsmith
Genevieve Smith
9 months
Why was everyone crying at the barbie movie? Why did Barbie not stay in the feminist fantasy of Barbieland even after learning how sexist the world actually is? @AllisonPDavis has the answers.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
7 months
wish there was a Dipsea of someone reading the new WGA deal terms in a husky breathy fuck me voice, cuz this contract is erotically good.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
11 months
the air quality being what it is has helped reframe the concept of unhealthy choices; ie eating Taco Bell for lunch and listening to Fiona Apple all day is suddenly good for me by comparison
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
10 months
@MediumSizeMeech @tressiemcphd this baby is cute, don't slander this baby
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
you're only allowed to have one song soundtrack the rest of your life: one of the generic ass girl power pop songs from Selling Sunset OR an extended cut of Kwame's original pod song on Love is Blind, which do you choose?
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
will never stop thinking about Rachel Weisz whispering “i can get her for you” to Rachel Weisz
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@Lizstins thank god i'm a twice a week bish
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
8 months
so incredibly proud of @cordjefferson I can't even make a joke trying to humble him. 🥹
@TIFF_NET
TIFF
8 months
The people have spoken. Announcing the winner of the #TIFFPeoplesChoiceAward : AMERICAN FICTION dir. Cord Jefferson #TIFF23
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@BeeBabs I’m afraid to try and track this argument
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
11 months
the amount of mental space i'm giving to the idol and iS iT cAmP or iS iT rEaL or is it good Verhoven reference or bad Verhoven ripoff is going to melt my brain until all my thoughts are just World Class Sinner lyrics and they'll have won.
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Allison P Davis
3 months
I certainly most will be suing @rachel_handler for damages when I inevitably call my ex after reading this.
@rachel_handler
rachel handler
3 months
this is the realest, french-est interview i have ever done, with two legends of the screen and the conversational arts, about a truly great IRL love story and a beautiful movie …. i suggest reading it with a cigarette hanging halfway out a door and then calling your ex 🚬
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
and no, death is not a secret third option.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
sanaaaaaz!!!!!!! 🥲
@PulitzerPrizes
The Pulitzer Prizes
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Allison P Davis
4 months
@SamAdlerBell 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Allison P Davis
1 year
this book stayed in my bones for months and months. congrats @huahsu
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The Pulitzer Prizes
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Allison P Davis
1 year
just a psa that poison ivy, my third favorite erotic thriller, and call me, my tied for fifth favorite erotic thriller, are currently on criterion.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
7 months
this movie slaps
@Chloe_Domont
Chloe Domont
7 months
TGIF! FAIR PLAY now streaming on Netflix
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
I’m confused….does this mean I’ve eaten kitten?!
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Allison P Davis
1 year
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
10 months
@delia_cai okay but like...erotic thriller ken. which i'm interested in....
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
Can't remember who was telling me the movie Ghost is ACTUALLY an erotic thriller, not just a paranormal romantic drama but whoever you are, I haven't stopped thinking about this and I have points to make.
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Allison P Davis
8 months
@BeeBabs someone needs a new propsmaster.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
3 months
wow can’t wait to replace my go to question (if you could learn to be a sociopath, would you?) with this one.
@daisandconfused
Daisy Alioto
3 months
We asked more than 60 people, "Is it better to desire, or be desired?"
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
7 months
@chrislhayes @delia_cai cut off your foot.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@offbeatorbit the jump scare!
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
i'd say "refused to make a counter" needs a punch-up but no need to joke the joke. #writersstrike #WGAstrong
@robinthede
Robin Thede
1 year
Here are the #WGA ’s proposals to help writers achieve a living wage (note: our minimum basic agreement is not a guarantee of employment, this is only applicable IF we are so lucky to land a coveted writing job!). #WGAstrong
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
3 months
@UnhappyFem I like being horny for stuff! Sue me!
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Allison P Davis
1 year
@iramadisonthree why are you yelling my name rn
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Allison P Davis
8 months
@Thessaly Would love to read you on this!
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Allison P Davis
9 months
@hunteryharris battle royale hunter, it is anyone's night!!
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Allison P Davis
3 months
@jazzedloon s c o r p i o
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Allison P Davis
8 months
@MannUrfa happy birthday!
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Allison P Davis
8 months
@aherman2006 take me back to school! this is foundational
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
11 months
@MediumSizeMeech "up for some foosball?" got me good.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@danielleweisber my chafing thighs might start small fires in front of the building
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@eiffeltyler this is an HOURS long debate!
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Allison P Davis
1 month
@MoiraDonegan @bookforum clearing my calendar
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@sankofa_bird @KathleenNB i'm so into it! but also....elderly.
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Allison P Davis
1 year
@BeeBabs 🙏🏾🙏🏾🥰
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Allison P Davis
1 year
@willyblackmore Could have worked for so many things
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Allison P Davis
3 months
@Olivianuzzi @ivadixit please. i can't. it hurts too much.
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Allison P Davis
7 months
@DixPeyton we have the same personality disorder apparently.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
8 months
@CharoShane 🙏🏿
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
1 year
@TheRippedBodice Thank you for the super smart quotes!
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
8 months
@aherman2006 what am i looking at.
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
8 months
@MediumSizeMeech WOW THANK YOU. Clouded by toxic flights to barcelona
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@AllisonPDavis
Allison P Davis
9 months
@MediumSizeMeech always that secret third option
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