Tater Magoo
@MagooPotato
Followers
5,759
Following
5,617
Media
11,473
Statuses
99,833
Educationing the world about pigeon super soldiers Founder of THE CHURCH OF THE BENEVOLENT WAFFLE.
NO assassination coordinates
Joined December 2022
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Rio Grande do Sul
• 468826 Tweets
Magic
• 191404 Tweets
Galatasaray
• 145899 Tweets
Al Jazeera
• 130316 Tweets
#MiamiGP
• 114180 Tweets
Bernard Hill
• 110003 Tweets
Luciano
• 95885 Tweets
Cinco de Mayo
• 93584 Tweets
Perez
• 78853 Tweets
Menotti
• 76285 Tweets
LISA TEAM REDBULL
• 75813 Tweets
Spurs
• 70447 Tweets
Tottenham
• 68925 Tweets
BBL Drizzy
• 58856 Tweets
Cavs
• 52803 Tweets
Ziyech
• 42771 Tweets
Verstappen
• 37636 Tweets
#محمد_عبده
• 30903 Tweets
Velez
• 29831 Tweets
Leclerc
• 28978 Tweets
Paolo
• 26893 Tweets
Garland
• 25266 Tweets
Cleveland
• 24304 Tweets
Bülent Uygun
• 19806 Tweets
Checo
• 19064 Tweets
Franz
• 18855 Tweets
McLaren
• 18603 Tweets
Sainz
• 14975 Tweets
Icardi
• 12250 Tweets
Donovan Mitchell
• 11724 Tweets
Nestor
• 10341 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Official merchandise of The Church of the Benevolent Waffle has dropped. We need to buy a super yacht to spread the delicious word.
Impress your friends and family!
27
39
184
Don't try to overthrow the government.
The day I hugged my mother and told her I’ll be gone for awhile was one of the saddest in my life.
I am John Strand. I am a J6 defendant.
But you must know, they lied about us. They threw us in prison. They did everything they could to silence our voice, and our message.
10K
3K
9K
1K
663
8K
Don't try to overthrow the government, bitch.
I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since
#j6
. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
43K
10K
29K
187
325
7K
Don't try to overthrow the government, bitch.
Cry harder. 😂
In tears as I drive by the Capitol for the first time since January 2021.
My own country is treating me like a criminal. I’m here because I love my country. America is worth saving and I won’t give up.
#j6trial
#j6prayingrandma
3K
426
1K
349
212
3K
The most successful whore from Slovakia.
Here’s to the most beautiful First Lady in American history.
Highly educated, extremely classy, a devoted mother and a fashion icon.
#Melania
4K
354
3K
1K
356
2K
Mean to animals.
627
154
3K
Religion is the longest running con in human history.
336
176
2K
I don't even think your mom's think you're cool.
The Democrats are terrified because they know GenZ is waking up!
4K
129
1K
728
159
2K
Darwin Award winner
3K
216
2K
I have medium.
349
66
2K
We get it. You're so gay for trump. 😂
Fuck you leftists...I'm just one of the 100 Million Americans who are voting for Trump
#Trump2024NowMorethanEver
💯%
I'm in the
#MAGACult
👇 who's with me 🇺🇸
8K
2K
12K
215
98
1K
Or conscious women.
336
111
1K
I'd rather eat glass.
399
103
1K
Kari Lake blocked me because I said she's KOO KOO BANANAS and a crybaby fascist.
Kari Lake warns of “1,000 years of darkness” if Trump isn’t re-elected.
1K
127
649
451
198
1K
I see Pedro Pascal.
Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this…
549
38
541
417
56
1K
She's NOT wearing a coat.
What is Marjorie Taylor Greene’s coat made out of?
2K
90
578
322
79
1K
If you want obedience, get a fucking dog.
241
142
1K
Gary
My squirrel needs a name 🙃 I am completely stumped as I feel like nothing fits him.
14K
928
19K
1K
47
976
Men:
What's stopping you from dressing like this?
1K
76
958
Pubic hairs always get caught in her teefs.
255
120
955
The Bible
263
57
909
I saw one the other day and couldn't stop laughing. It should be called The Douche Bag Identifier. 😂
318
71
904
Sausage party
The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same.
None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.
13K
247
1K
781
93
880
The BASIC INSTINCT reboot looks horrifying.
313
124
873
Madonna
917
53
838
My mom said no one will share & follow me because i have no arm. Can I have your prayers here? if you're not ashamed of me.
293
99
844
Your skin suit in not very convincing.
18.
Single.
Alpha Male.
Wildly Successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
17K
608
5K
273
46
837
Best cop character of all time?
Best cop character of all time?
Morgan Freeman in Se7en
25
1
77
381
51
818
Lots of SEX in the bible.
260
74
793
My love of the ozone layer.
186
69
764
The funniest thing I've read this morning. Thanks for the laugh.
To all of you liberal women out there. This is our real First Lady, First Lady Mrs. Trump. Jealousy is a wasted emotion, get over it.
4K
416
3K
401
70
753
Looks like a toilet to me.
395
50
743
1 800 Kars4kids
509
72
722
Name a badass female character using a gif.
Name a badass female character using a gif.
27
5
68
472
37
712
You misspelled laugh. 😂
233
50
708
The streets will run red with the blood of the innocent!
513
44
656
Are you sure about that, Sporky?😂
MAGA women are hotter than Liberal women
243
73
749
148
27
631
I'm wearing this to the next church potluck.
206
42
596
Gawd damn it! I'm now experiencing vaginal dryness.
106
80
624
How many STDs did you catch?
I loved being in The Villages, Florida! Amazing crowd for my book tour! Sold out!
1K
156
1K
313
76
611
My pick for a possible James Bond. Who is your pick?
My pick for a possible James Bond. Who is your pick?
152
15
253
369
27
590
The human skin is coming unglued again.
188
86
589
Most republican women are 95% silicone and fillers.
There is no comparison. Lefist women can't even tell you what a woman is. Conservative women for the win!
2K
2K
12K
305
50
573
Hell, yeah!
This is the most frightening place on Earth 😖👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰🦃🍻🎄
190
58
455
165
61
548
@PastorAlexLove
Jesus looks like a delicious whipped cream topping on my Benevolent Waffle.
15
12
559
Don't try to overthrow the government.
I’m fighting for my rights after being charged by Joe Biden’s DOJ for the “crime” of standing inside a Capitol doorway for 71 seconds on January 6, 2021.
I’m fighting not just for myself and my wife, Charlotte, and our unborn child — but for any J6 defendants who are being…
4K
1K
5K
149
51
542
He's pooping.
198
69
544
Such a diverse selection of whites.
205
68
537
This message is for all the males:
I'm not your fucking mother or your fucking maid.
Right, because a woman's whole existence is about being attractive to men. 🙄
1K
485
9K
162
60
519
Godzilla
Apparently, if you can see a nun praying, you're left-brained, and if you can see a kitten frolicking, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
914
93
641
602
29
526
Using only a gif describe yourself at a party.
572
39
500
Laura Branigan
411
22
465
If you could choose a fictional movie character to be your Valentine, who would it be?
If you could choose a fictional movie character to be your Valentine, who would it be?
79
4
77
328
30
470
An incel called me a dinosaur. He was correct. I'm a T Rex wearing a human skin suit.
101
18
458
Silicone
409
37
453
@ask_aubry
When I was looking for a place to live, a guy (grandpa age) offered me "free" room and board if I'd have sex with him. I told him I'd rather live in my car. He genuinely was surprised by my answer.
0
4
455
What's your favourite black and white movie?
What's your favourite black and white movie?
13
1
12
696
16
459
Using only a gif, what's it like inside your head?
Using only a gif, what's it like inside your head?
61
6
64
456
17
445
Janet Reno
325
23
438
Please come and worship with us at The Church of the Benevolent Waffle.
It's Bikini Wednesday!
94
14
447
What about the ones from coming out of her vagina?
Lauren Boebert warns about,... criminals coming from Venezuela.
Let me guess- they're breaking into cars and stealing credit cards? 😛
552
1K
5K
59
88
439
I took off all my clothes in anticipation of the rapture.
142
13
439
I'm one them rebellious women. 😂
285
46
435
Name an actor or actress whose movies you'll watch because they are in them?
Name an actor or actress whose movies you'll watch because they are in them?
7
1
11
128
33
421
Spontaneous combustion about to commence.
Has anything ever looked less holy than Donald and Melania Trump standing in a church?
3K
1K
10K
176
37
419
Classy?
More like KKKlassy.
First Lady Melania Trump and Donald Trump out class Michelle Obama & Barack Obama any day.
Do you agree? Yes or No
8K
1K
10K
329
27
421
Pepto Bismol
What's your first thought when you see this kitchen?
4K
235
2K
229
19
413
Deliverance 2: Electric Boogaloo
117
52
388
Winger
462
30
403
I kill angels every fucking day!
165
42
382
I'd rather be smart.
“Someone said to me, ‘Alina, would you rather be smart or pretty.’ I said, ‘That’s easy - pretty. I can always fake being smart.’”
2K
1K
6K
228
46
391
Meat blob speaks....
340
39
385
Fascists
91
16
390
No More Boners
165
28
365
Gary
165
13
377
Dildos
263
34
367
Tunnel bunny
400
17
375
Waffle House
148
43
374