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I lied. I want to be a gone girl shame. And for that man. I will gracefully twirl.
This year, I have no interest in connecting with people, engaging in small talk, or meeting new individuals. I'm not inclined towards forming genuine, strong bonds with others. Refrain from asking to be friends or my boyfriend – I'm simply not interested in actual human…
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Not with that currency😭✋🏾
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Unrelated but there’s really always 2 besties in a 3 group friendship 😭
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That phase where you start seeing the loser in your boyfriend is crazy.
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🤣🤣 you never heard this from me but go to your settings, then call settings, then additional settings and finally…. Caller ID. Select Hide Number. You can bypass being blocked 👍🏾😭
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It was on this day. Two years ago. I knew kuthi aowa 😭😭😭😭
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Lmaooooo my little brother doesn’t want to go to church. So my mom said “pack your bags and get out of my house” this kid packed. 😭😭😭😭😭 Lmaooooo I’m so demolished
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😂 you see Standard Bank? Their security is insane😂😭 Standard Bank kicks you out of your own account if they call you to confirm and you don’t answer. 😭✋🏾
So many complaints about FNB’s security it’s actually scary now🧍🏽♀️
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Okay let’s prove a point. Text 5 of your male friends and say “I want you” 😭🙏🏾
Male friends are not your friends. They want something okay?😭
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-having to wipe/shower after the final round
-seeing you hair after
-realising that an entire human just saw your orgasm face
-recalling how you moan
-recalling everything that just happened in a split second and being embarrassed
-trying to figure out what’s next
Kuningi nje😭
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Also voetsek to that hun who said Siya Kolisi shouldn’t be on the team 🫵🏽
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“I thank you………………………………………………………………………
Can I go home now?” 😭
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Cyril’s economy doesn’t allow you to have passion. You must just go to school and study something you HAVE NO BUSINESS STUDYING because passion really won’t pay the bills man. 😭✋🏾
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“I see you Speedsta you killin em son.. MAYO MAYO MAYO” 😭🫵🏽
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Tsitsiritsiiiiii 😭
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I’m going to start telling men I’m a mother of two with different baby daddies so they can leave me alone. 😭😭😭😭😭
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This hun on TikTok broke up with her boyfriend because he retweeted that tweet ya “that phase when you start hating your girlfriend” 😭😭😭😭
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I just realised South Africans aren’t equipped to handle a natural disaster 😭😭😭
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My ex and I are really great friends man. Always checking up on each other. By far the one of the best friendships I’ve had! 🥺🫶🏽
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Sunnyside + Johannesburg CBD😭👍🏾
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My dad keeps messing with my inheritance. Now I gotta split it into 8? 😔💔
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No one:
Channel O: Nicki Minaj vs Kelvin Momo
😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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Male friends are not your friends. They want something okay?😭
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When I met my ex? He had two kids. He was 26 and I was 21 at the time. Ndamvuma nengane zakhe. Three months into the relationship? A lady came to drop off his 4 year old son that he had never met or known about. Okay I agreed again. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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We’re playing 30 seconds. 😭😭😭 they asked me for Nelson Mandela’a nickname and I said “Nelly M”😭😭😭 release me from the shackles of TWITTER
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SANA!???????
what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I remember I took a plane to go see a man. And he told me to go home when I was at the airport 😭👍🏾 sharp
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You can’t break up with a Zulu man. He has to break up with you. 😭 until then? You’re his girlfriend 😭😭😭
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“No such thing as a life that’s better than yours.”
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I raise you indoda ekhuluma isMandem. 😭😭😭😭
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Oros’ original price is R44,99….. it’s R60 for two at Pick n Pay with your smart shopper. Don’t say I didn’t tell you 😭🙏🏾 oh they are also selling 4 cool drinks for R46 with your smart shopper. I forgot the other things🤣😭
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“Please send me your pics beautiful” yoh voetsek 😭😭😭rhaaa mahn
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Suddenly… it’s not too cold to study
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Can February March? No, but April May.
😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
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Nywe nywe a 16 year old doesn’t know what they are doing. “It’s embarrassing” SHE KNOWS!! 👍🏾
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He had me convinced 😭😭😭😭
what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????
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22 shots or 22 joints or 22 edibles for my 22nd birthday? 😭
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No one unfortunately 💔☹️
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Ke Software Engineer, Cybersecurity Analyst le Solutions Architect 😃🫦
We understand that your boyfriend is an Advocate, Teacher, engineer , Councilor etc but wena o eng🤷🏾♂️
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It’s really from Pinterest 😭💔
48 hours was the time it took waiting for the verdict, was I going to have a mini-me? How was is my life going to change after this? Lo and behold, the text came in…
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣😂😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😭😭😂🤣😂😭🤣😂OMG😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣😂😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😭😭😂🤣😂😭🤣😂😂YOU😂😂😂😂…
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“I love you too boss” ubone iBonus yakho ikhupukile 👍🏾😭
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Eh baba I don’t have to be sure. I have to pass. 😭✋🏾
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I thank God everyday that my mom is chilled. I would cringe.
NB!! I said I! ME! MYSELF! And I! 😭✋🏾
This has to the most heartwarming video I've seen all week 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@_tshmo
I’d be sick man 😭😭😭 the very same person “no baby she’s like a sister to me” 😭 yhuuuuu
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If you lock the prayers? How will God open up doors for him!?😭
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I love a man that notices. 🥹 “baby I realised that you’re into so and so” then he initiates something around that? Protect those kinda men 🫵🏽🥺
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Guys let’s open a twitter groupchat 😭😭 on WhatsApp. Please mahn 🙏🏾😭 the jokes would bang
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Fetsa a re “AfroBeats” 😭😭😭😭
Guys? This 🇳🇬 is so problematic 😭😭😭 the video I just bumped into? Moer
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Born to be a housewife, forced to go to school.
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Apparently my little brother got moered by 3 boys at school. I’m on my way. Can someone advise me how to conduct myself. I’m really not sane. 😭🙏🏾
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I made him a chocolate cake. He’s so stoked 🥹
It’s my little brothers birthday tomorrow and I’m baking him a cake because he loves my baking 👍🏾
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Zuki Lamani can’t pay fees and yall are dropping videos of her at groove? Sana 😭😭😭😭😭
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This gent a re he takes showers with his female bestie. Imma have to close this talking stage I’m afraid. 🙏🏾😭 it’s a wrap
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Haikhona I’ve been through enough with men. I’m retiring men. 😂👍🏾
- that boy cheated on me with my cousin 💀
- that other boy cheated on me with my former best friend ✋🏾
- that other one disappeared BEKE LE BEKE and claimed he was “working” (I still use his aunts memes) 😭⚰️
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Kanti you don’t have him kuWhatsapp utshele yena?😭
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😭😭😭😭 konje I changed my Showmax details after that gent broke my heart. You can’t break my heart and watch iShowmax yami😭👍🏾
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Correct me if I’m wrong yeah? But if you decide to be in a committed relationship. Everyone must go? Your exes, your bites, your licks… all of them? It shouldn’t be hard if you claim to love someone yeah? 🤷🏽♀️
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He was going through something but couldn’t express it. Until I decided to do a surprise fly out to Durban. Then he broke up with me while I was in the air 😂🤷🏽♀️
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Three months after that? Motho o posta a new born baby. Fresh outta the oven, on his status. I ask him whose baby it is. He says “mine” guys we’re on baby number 4 and it’s been 6 months. 😭😭😭 on the 8th month? I said yoh no ways. Boy bye. 😭
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Helang KE JUNE?😭😭 let’s push guys Dec is around the corner
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LMAOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…
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Uzoyenza nge birthday yakho
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K gal 😭✋🏾
At least my cleavage is cleavaging 😭✋🏾 (I know it’s not a word)
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How do you guys argue without insulting your partner? 😭✋🏾 like how do you argue with class? 😭 I get easily aggravated shame. I end up saying funny things 😭✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾
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18. Without makeup, are you still beautiful??
Show us!!!
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Yoh SA would shake if the ANC loses the election next year 💀
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Indoda with a squad? Please a man must have 2 friends. His dog and his best friend
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Me about 20 years ago 💀💀💀💀💀
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Some gent at the mall said “you’re so pretty. Can I take pictures of you” and I said yes 😂❤️
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This December was fast and I’m glad it was. I’m over this shit. 😭😭😭😭
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@sewelankoana
They’re about to call you a pick me for having realistic thoughts… don’t fold 👍🏾🤭
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Le apara mogodu?😭
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The little girl next door is such a cutie. Every 2 seconds “papa” and he responds. 🥺🫰🏽 I know he’s cheating on his wife but he’s a good dad 🫰🏽
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