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@khanyimsimangg

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qualified hater. surviving no contact. dark humourist. misandrist. mental health advocate. @mancity :)

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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
don’t dm me. indaba yabafana angisayingeni
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
2 months
this saturday is giving sunday
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
women dating multiple men doesn’t necessarily mean they’re sleeping with them. you guys just assume that bc that’s what you’re doing
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
11 months
sometimes it’s not even about being weird, we just want to let you know that you’re not alone. nothing malicious.😭
@KaroroMitchelle
Mitchelle Karoro
11 months
Normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
i’m sorry for abusing the tiktok repost button
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
free all my girls from situationships
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
14 days
seeing your friends achieve things they said they’re gonna achieve.>>>🥹
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
sanitary pads
@Thomas_OMalley2
Thomas O'Malley™
7 months
Who you want free, Tory Lanez or R. Kelly?
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
once you see the loser in him, you can’t unsee it
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
we have a serious issue. men want to be chased and they’re so serious😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
telling a man how you feel
@keaaaaley
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1 year
what shouldn’t be embarrassing but is?
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
female friendships are so refreshing, don’t let them fool you
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
2 months
i just called a man and he didn’t pick up, somebody come kill me💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
may your mom live long to reap the fruits of your success.🤍
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
being ignored triggers me sm
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
being blocked by a man is such a confidence booster
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
comforting someone that is grieving scares me bc i don’t want to say the wrong things
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
wined and dined and sixty nined🕯️
@your_skyness__
thick and thired 🪐
10 months
I want to be KISSED
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
5 months
you really never supposed to like a nigga
you really never supposed to like a nigga more than he like you.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
not lipgloss but ✨vaseline✨
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
girls who lie about rape deserve jail time as much as the rapist
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
20 days
unless you’re married, you have no business taking grad pictures with your partner
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
25 days
i love listening to people explain something they’re passionate about.🥹
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
15 days
i’m having a “i need my man” moment but i don’t have a man💔
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
soccer is coming back, hang in there.
@Bathong_Roli
Roli
9 months
Someone asked after all the makeup yall put on, why do yall still put on a filter? 🤔
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
this generation of men wants to be chased so bad
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
5 months
not judging but driving a cayenne and v-class o dula di flateng is insane.😭
@Shvneo
Shane Assad
5 months
The perfect two car garage?! 😤😤 What would you have in yours?
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
we are just as traumatised hey
@dripsportif
DRIP SPORTIF
10 months
I highly recommend dating women who grew up with both parents.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
the naps i’ve been taking lately? nkare i’m auditioning for death
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
trusting a man you took from another girl is wild
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
2 months
i’ll forever be grateful i wasn’t born into a household that saves cool drink for the father
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
11 days
men cooked with forehead kisses
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
4 months
even today my sister, nothing’s changed
@iam_anni
panini🌷
5 months
Was everyone horny yesterday??
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
living in a two parent household isn’t as rosy as everyone makes it seem shem
my parents have been married for 23+ years and honestly they’ve inspired me to NOT want marriage for myself
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
3 months
maturing is realising he wasn’t special, you just have attachment issues.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
moment of weakness, fuck that nigga
@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
eish i miss him
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khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
i just know their sex is out of this world
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
with celibacy comes a balanced pH.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
men 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽 fake love for thick/chubby girls
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
10 months
Y’all only like thick girls online.😕
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
thick girls wanting to be skinny. skinny girls wanting to be thick.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
2 months
tl asleep? i’m not saying i miss him but i just wonder where we would be had i kept quiet.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
i can’t make this up.😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
some guy asked me out and i told him i’m busy with schoolwork and he said “fuck you” like okay sis😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
dating a baby daddy in your early twenties isn’t necessary
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
8 months
SZA writes music for the girlies trapped in situationships
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
one thing i learnt last year? is that people know exactly how they treat you.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
11 months
people love their exes so much. also how am i gonna compete with someone you’ve been with for 3+ years? go fetch your soulmate sana.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
6 months
💛💚
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
3 months
🙈.
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khanyi.🇵🇸
3 months
i looked like someone’s girlfriend yesterday.😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
hate to be a man in this economy
@underscoreurb
7 months
Yah neh...
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
you speak english, does it mean a lot to them?😭
@YCwele
SUWO
7 months
@ThisIsColbert I respect a white person who can speak any Bantu language it means alot
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khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
the girlies that know how to ask need to drop a tutorial.😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
8 months
ik my mutuals are sick of me😭
@l0veekior
RANADA
8 months
i’m a repost warrior on tiktok😂😂
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
neither. i want mine looking like a streetlight.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
umawami usaphila🤍
@ThamiShezi5
uDlaba.
7 months
Yini ehamba kahle empilweni yakho?
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khanyi.🇵🇸
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my notes app is probably sick of me.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
it’s only powerful when you speak bad things😔
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
the decorating, the sunday resets, hosting your friends/family urgh man.🥺
@mamisugarcakes
Mamisugarcakes 💛
9 months
I can’t wait for the day I own an apartment, yoh 🤞🏾🥹
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
i don’t want another man to do it, i want HIM to do it😭
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
7 months
What one man won’t do another man will yaz.😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
i’m so damaged, i’d find these cringey
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
11 months
moms wake you up early to tell you that they’re leaving. idc guuurl.😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
vuleka mhlaba ngingene
@iTalkBS
Year of the 🐲
9 months
what does this emoji 🫠 mean exactly?
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khanyi.🇵🇸
11 months
getting over someone you didn’t date is HELL sana.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
why aren’t south africans using the metric system?
@jamell__
Jamell
11 months
How tall are y’all in person? I’ll start 6’3🥴🥴
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
6 months
angeke asambeni sofunda girls.😭🫵🏾
@m_kobene
Basquiat-Plath
6 months
What a mess !! #Thisbodyworksforme
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
there’s nothing i want more than being an educated girlie, tse baie ke maka
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
situationships aren’t worth it. they leave you empty and dry
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khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
that video ya young stunna riding on a bike????😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 month
idk who is dating my brother but when you call he says “ah ah mara”
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khanyi.🇵🇸
5 months
going through a heartbreak in a black household<<<
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khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
idk how to explain this but there’s a difference!!
@alicenhlapo_
Everest
9 months
Bad bitch Slay Queen
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
thongs are so comfortable
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
i don’t like him anymore but i still think about him everyday, what is that?😭
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
i have such cute feet.🥺
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
i raise you
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@sipheshezie
MaDlaba
7 months
Any day. ❤️
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
8 months
i just wanna skip to the point where i have my own house
@Saneeero
toxic •
9 months
I just wanna skip to the point where I have my own house with the loml
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
i want to get laid…but to rest
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
y’all are dumb for thinking women will sit around and wait for you to choose her while you’re exploring your options
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
11 months
and offset must take it like a man and forgive her.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
stop telling girls you love them when you just tryna smash
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
10 months
wig prices are actually insane haibo
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
11 months
when they ask for my number, i just give them his number and say my name is the name of the girl he left me for.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
3 months
cause i’m a kardashian.>>>
@amukelani_02
Amke.
3 months
phone calls on loudspeaker >>>
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
2 months
last year, i cried to God asking Him to help me forget that man and i still went back.😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
6 months
ngl i wish i knew how to use men to buy me new wigs. those prices are ridiculous.😭😭😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
petite women have the most insane sex appeal
@julianosjournal
Jewls 🇵🇸
7 months
Ouuuu yasss
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
men take you out on ONE date and expect bums
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
4 months
NIFA NINI?
@visse_ss
Ntokozo Masuku
4 months
I really don't understand why women ruin their natural beauty with makeup and fake hair. When she walked in, she was most definitely the best version of herself, she ruined her first look. Weirdly, she looks more gorgeous with no makeup on or fake hair.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
only telling on my dad. my mom can stay safe.
@fourrforty
skating on thin ice...
9 months
If you found out that one of your parents is cheating on the other, would you tell on them?.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
5 months
niright nge stocko?
@mohleefee
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5 months
This long weekend will be chilled
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
2 months
i’m dealing with the stingiest man emhlabeni. i don’t wish this on any girl.
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khanyi.🇵🇸
2 years
i’m literally screaming.
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khanyi.🇵🇸
5 months
i’m drunk and i’m not thinking of calling him, he lost me fr
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
we are not beating the “women don’t like each other” allegations today hey.
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khanyi.🇵🇸
8 months
i’m afraid, mnike is making it to december
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
😭
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khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
told a man how i felt izolo and he said “i hear you” never again
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
“doctor matthew is a brand that i created. it’s not a brand based on qualifications, it’s a social media brand”😭😭😭
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
5 months
it’s never safe
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
9 months
the cousin that does absolutely nothing but look cute👍🏽
@its_martin0
martin
9 months
What role y’all play at family gatherings?
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
7 months
you’re gonna fight for a man? my sister have a standard pls.
@yuhluvkendra
pretty bitch
7 months
i’ll slap a bitch dead in her face about my man😂 don’t try me bitch
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
3 months
i don’t listen to any of the voice note statuses.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🇵🇸
1 year
i’m not begging any man to act right this year, even my dad
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