Xhosa is 🔥🇿🇦 ™® Taka Tina
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African Comedian Award🏆 I tweet Fake news & very misleading information 😎 very unreliable source😎 you need your brain examined if you believe my tweets🤞🏽😎
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Do I qualify for your promo or campaign? If YES...contact details below 🤟🏾❤️
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Imagine watching your mother being treated like this by rotten rascals💔
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He played his role so well that 18 years later the world still hate him
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Russia Has Finally Decided To Allow The World Into Its Oldest Church. A Lot Of People Are Shocked To Discover That All The Prophets In The Bible Are BLACK.
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He's also paying for her private school fees and also sponsors the family with groceries and bills
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Yolanda Monyai, a 32 year old woman from Phalaborwa, Limpopo.
#BBMZansi
#BigBrotherMzansi
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The Elites don't like him, but we the citizens of all races love him, I'm sure every South African will agree he brought our nations together by comedy.
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Dear God,please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying,studying and hustling.🙏🏽
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Pic of Mother and Daughter.
Mother is 110, daughter is 85 years.❤️❤️❤️
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Let us protect these kids at all costs🙏🏾😭💕💞 IMbasa Primary School in Motherwell Kas'lam 🙏🏾💕
Make them trend💞💕🔥
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Interviewer : make yourself comfortable
Me : So why do you want to hire me?
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What could possibly go wrong whn the whole country is behind you with prayers🙏🏾
Social media is not given th credit it deserves.. Today was a miracle🙏🏾After all I'm not alone, all I needed was just to ask
Forgot my charger at home, sobuya s'khulume ksasa, uyabulela uTshonyane🙏🏾
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Starting my week with some greatest news ever
I won the case against my company 🙏🏾😭 Asibonge CCMA🙏🏾😭
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Ma 2000 came into this world to take things to another level 🔥a brave generation indeed 🔥🔥🔥
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Malcolm and Thembi's relationship is priceless, he literally turned his helper into his sister.
God bless Malcom.
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Get pregnant in October. In December you will be 2 months and you can still groove without showing 🤰🏻. You will give birth in July and by December your baby will be 5 months old and you can still groove… You won't miss any December. I can’t teach you everything ladies.
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"A millionare wearing fake, where have you seen a Gucci Adidas "
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Good morning Mzansi.🙌
RT for Peanut Butter.
Like For Butter.
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We not weak, we just prefer women who know how to use a Iron
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"Ma, Nami Ngicela Ungenzele i' Memorial Service Ksasa"
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It was stolen by the dealership.
Here's what dealerships do....
They make extra set of keys for each car they want back, they install another tracker for them to monitor your whereabouts, you park at the mall and they come and take it easily without anyone suspecting a thing.
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One of the most beautiful Stadiums we have but remain ignored by PSL
Mmabatho Stadium, Mahikeng
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Prawns are sea roaches but you'd never find us questioning you for eating them.
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Didier Drogba and his Fiance move into their newly purchased $257 million Venice mansion, Italy🇮🇹
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Instead of a full plate... new vibes for Funerals... thoughts?
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How Nigerians🇳🇬 be in UK🇬🇧 for the sake of Visa.
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100K🙌😭❤🙆🙏🙏😢🙌
Lets celebrate it in style.
If I'm not following you Tap the ❤ icon, I'll follow back
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Look at the power of Black Twitter😭😭😭😭i'm in the Weekend post😭😭
I love you all nyan nyan, stru bob😭😭😭🙂
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There's this American movie playing, this guys just told his wife that he's going overseas to South Africa.. All this time I've been dreaming of going Overseas kanti I'm already here🥺 look at God🙏🏾😭 now I can die in peace 🙏🏾😭
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Enough about Ngizwe... President just checked in
President in the house🔥🔥🔥🔥
#BafanaBafana
#AFCON2023
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Leaving Medicine to fixing radios is crazy.
Dr Musa Mthombeni's graduation from The College of Medicine of South Africa as a Diagnostic Radiologist.
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If you still up, tap the ❤️ for a follow back
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British Airways Boeing 747 plane from Durban to Johannesburg has been delayed after hitting a 9 feet long alligator above Cape Town . Everybody is ok... Allegator suffered minor injuries and has been rushed to Polokwane hospital to be treated for shock.
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These 2 are hated on this app cause of their education, to be loved on this app you must be like Skomota and Chris Excel
Sorry Chris acuse wam I had to make a good example that fits the picture 🙏🏾
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Once upon a time there was a Zimbabwean richest man called "Genius Ginimbi Kadungure"
He once booked DJ Maphorisa and DJ Tira to watch him have breakfast with his girlfriend.
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Ayikabuyi Olokopta yam 😢 kanti abantu banjani 😢
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One thing about us at EFFA, we are graduates🔥🔥🔥
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I'm the first South to be blocked by Donald Trump🙏🏾😭 God is Good 🙏🏾 guys I've made it 😭🙏🏾 you are proud of me 🙏🏾 😭
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Took my daughter to school today 🥰
It's been a while ❤️
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Pastor Isaac Ngwenya allegedly doing extra mural activities
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Matatiele EC 🇿🇦
Look between E & Y on your keyboard❤️
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This happened earlier today in Port Elizabeth Motherwell NU29😢😢
A Guy who is a Soldier came back home for holidays to find his wife in bed with another guy, he tied them up in bed & put a Bomb between them😢😢one body was found 4 streets away😢
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Guys we understand it's cold in the morning, but do you really have to dress your kids like they are going for lobola negotiations?
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Sleeping on a hungry stomach tonight, told the nurse I wasn't hungry
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APPRECIATION POST FOR ZOLA 7❤️
Built a library in Mthatha
Contributed in 117 houses built in Tembisa
Assisted kids to get Scholarship
Donated 3% of his earnings to charity
Help lot of small businesses
Built Borehole in rural areas
Donated computers
LET'S APPRECIATE THIS LEGEND
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My best friend flew all the way from Cape Town yesterday just to spend 30min with me , we've been friends for 23 years now...i slept like a baby last night....i needed this 😊❤
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@2019AFRICA
I was flying from PE to Jozi when the Pilot fainted, none of us knew how to fly the flippin Plain😥 we stayed in the Sky for months until petrol was finished😥 we landed somewhere in KZN
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ANC is now desperate, imagine using someone who's always clueless about his surroundings🙄
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Suzuki just came through for us gents🙏🏾😍😍 our Mr Price of Cars😍
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Female Prisoners who have at least served 5 or more years are now allowed to take their unborn babies out for a stroll, ( Uluntu babies Accessories) has donated over 2500 Strollers and Jumping Castles.
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R. I. P Israel Makoe.the man who invented "VOETSEK" died this morning. He passed away @ the early hours of today after being shot by armed robbers in his house. The police are seriously investigating the matter. This is happening in a movie am watching now (The Avenged)
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Too clean 👌🏾❤️🔥 PMB eSobantu ma ungena nje eTown
Support 🙏🏾
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From us Eastern Cape to Limpopo
Gives us great pleasure to hand in the crown to another queen🙏🏾 may you make to the Universe.
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TakaTina wenu guys... My 1st day out of the house in a year🙌🙌🙌 Asibonge uNkulunkulu 🙏🏾
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Wife caught her husband cheating then replaced his car's gearbox with a Helicopter gearbox.. These are surveillance images from the crime intelligence investigation
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These nurses have a problem with me, they have a tendancy of bathing me without my permission, some of us only bath when we going to the mall
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🤣 🤣 I thought this only happened in Black Twitter SA🤣🤣🤣
Molweni
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🤣🤣🤣This has to be the funniest thing I've heard this month🤣🤣🤣 never laughed like this🤣
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Just regained my vision 🥺 it's never been this long, was starting to get worried thought I'd never see again
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They will talk shit about you
They will be watching your every move
But what I love about you
You're yourself
You're real
You don't respond to shit
You just keep being the DJ Zinhle we signed up for ❤️
We love you
#djzinhle
❤️ Bayeke bathethe mntase bazodinwa❤️
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Uyakhumbula usivalela cigarettes and alcohol?
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Hi Twitter Fam.
I'm a pencil sketch artist from Motherwell, I've been selected to represent South Africa in the pencil sketch drawing world cup in New York next week.
Wish me luck🙏 You are very proud of me🙏
My name is Taka Tina,
You don't know me yet🙏
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One day nizothola ukuthi Mihlali & Faith Nketsi are actually an undercover agent for the SIU, why do you think every guy they date gets investigated or arrested.
I know I'm high, but not high high.
Mihlali Ndamase's new boyfriend Wicknell Chivayo is married.
Wicknell Chivayo and his wife have 2 kids together.
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Heavy Russian army was spotted landing at Gqeberha military base this morning , what are they here for?
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Big Dawg shows off his love for Africa with this iconic & heroic masterpiece of a Tattoo🔥🔥😍❤
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Guy went outside for some fresh air. His family came to visit him and started crying when they saw his bed empty, they think he's dead..I don't know how to tell them that he's outside cause doctor said I must not remove the oxygen from my mouth, they been crying for an hour now😪
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A man found a healthy unborn baby boy in the bushes , the mother was reportedly nowhere to be found💔
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Tina and her mom.. Yesterday at my buddy's funeral
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We might turn your speeches into jokes and laughter, Our Nation has masterd the art of making the best out of the worst , as it is physiologically impossible to be frightened when you laughing.
Our prayers are with you🙏🏾
You are not alone Mr President✊🏾
#CyrilFridays
#StayHome
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Ay le gender isifuna sifile nyani 😂 it's true gents, the answer is always YES 🤣
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