Roll Tide. Hated every second of that.

Why didn’t we just do that the whole time?

Let me pass on to you that which is of primary importance: that Jesus Christ, God come in the flesh, died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that He was buried in tomb, and that He was raised on the third day, putting death to death, according to the Scriptures. And that

I'll be submitting my photo's to the NHM Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition. I'll update this as a thread over the next few weeks as I choose what photo's I select. If you have photo's you took, you should consider submitting as well! Here's 4 that are making my cut!

Dear algorithm, Only show this post to the most attractive and successful people. Love, greg

Listen to Liz! Brand new season of the Ten Minute Bible Hour Podcast on the oft-overlooked book of Philemon. I'd be grateful if you'd try out the first episode.

Also, setting the over/under for episodes on this page-long book at 100.

Listen here: https://t.co/1nE4OV0hF2

Friends, Today my very favorite podcast starts a new season, making it the perfect time for you to jump on board! The Ten Minute Bible Hour Podcast by @MattWhitmanTMBH is a daily 10-ish minute deep dive into the Bible, one book at a time. Today we start Philemon!

Liking absolutely every video and picture of the Alabama win over UT to restore harmony to my TL.

Now is an acceptable time.

It is WAY TOO EARLY to be lighting up those cigars, kids.

We're buying half a cow. I need all y'all's ideas for ground beef recipes that won't make me want to go vegetarian at the end of this.

I just realized this is the 16th time I've gotten to celebrate @SoulfulPanda's birthday with him. Our love is old enough to drive now. What a privilege to grow up, grow old, and raise littles with the best of men.

"There was a guy with lots of sheep, and a guy with one little sheep." "Go on." "The guy with one sheep really loved it." "I’ll bet. Keep going." "The guy with lots of sheep took the one sheep from the other guy for a barbecue." "That’s bad." ‘You are the man, Dave."

Dear @Apple, why did you put the snooze and stop buttons right beside each other in the same size in iOS 26?

If your argument started after 8 pm, just go to bed mad. You aren’t mad at your spouse, you’re tired or overstimulated.

"So there are stolen plans that could destroy our new superweapon somewhere on that ship?" "Yes, sir." "And it just jettisoned an escape pod?" "Yes, sir." "But you won't open fire, even though we have unlimited munitions?" "Correct, sir. There are no life forms aboard."

“So you’re deeply in credit card debt.” “You are correct, sir.” “And you own multiple magic sets?” “Yeppers.” “And your live-in girlfriend started a business.” “Candles are number one product in the scent aroma market, Dave.”

"So you've already worked for 7 years for this guy?" "Yeah." "And he promised you his younger daughter if you worked for him 7 years? But he only gave you the older daughter." "Exactly." "You got him to promise you all this in writing, correct? You signed a contract?"