Kalen DeBoer Appreciator
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The LeBron James of scrambled eggs
Birmingham, AL
Joined July 2010
Nothing says "professional" quite like the purple Comic sans email signature.
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That as an absolute blast. So action-packed that it felt about twenty minutes long, like the whole thing was an opening sequence. I have probably watched five movies in the last three years, and I forgot how much fun it can be.
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Watching “The Terminator” for the first time tonight. Obviously know the gist and remember seeing it on TV as a kid, but I’ve never intentionally watched it as an adult. Review to follow.
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In America, you can be fined $100,000 plus be forced to serve a year in prison if you destroy an eagle’s egg because a preborn eagle is an eagle.
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#NewProfilePic because I’d like folks to know who they’re engaging with beyond a screen name. I’m the taller one.
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Folks say I’m a cruel parent for telling my kids that Santa is make believe, but people are still out here raising their children as auburn fans.
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Kaytron Allen out here looking like a hard boiled egg
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SEC Network needs to get the camera off of Talty. Kid’s clearly going through it. Don’t pile on.
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MTG has become the most salient voice for conservative normal America, and that's a major indictment on Trump's cult of personality.
If you don’t understand, yesterdays election results, here are the groups that Republicans have disenfranchised: 1. America First America Only. 2. MAHA. 3. Americans suffering from high cost of living, rising food and energy prices, and leaving them out to dry with no plan on
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Does Coastal have an agreement with NCAA that they have to wear their whites at home? Seems like teal helmet, jersey, and pants would be a serious advantage. @MattBrownEP
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Because I know we love topical pop culture references: how about branding the RPS as “Ty’s Point Spread” and using the Office Space TPS report bit? Dan’s nickname could be the week’s new cover sheet. @SolidVerbal @tyhildenbrandt @DanRubenstein
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Put this man in charge.
.@SenWarren and @SenAmyKlobuchar: you are failures. You failed to derail the electoral success of one of our great allies in Latin America, President @JMilei. He won in a landslide with the poorest members of society voting for economic freedom—a notion anathema in particular
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I like that Bama got ahold of the Tim Waltz playbook. Keep running that mean pick six.
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Georgia only won because of the refs. Hugh needs another 5-6 years to get his guys in there.
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