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@jefszn
A young "Nah, I had a great time uno. Everyone was there, nothing to write home about", get straight into bed after kissing her goodnight and:
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She embezzled $12.5b and caused over $20b worth of damage to Vietnam's GDP (4.7%) 😭
I understand 😭💀
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Nah boi, tiktok has got me in a chokehold over these 😭 I've been crying since 2am 😭
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@chefmade_92
Not at all. Absolutely degrading and humiliating stuff for a few internet laughs at her expense
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THIS is what I wanted to see!! 🤯
A SAPS Special Task Force showcase with an impressive time to match! 🫡🇿🇦
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Jackets on.
Coming bearing gifts.
A serious family 🤞🏾🔥😂
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Someone was day-drinking and couldn't keep it together till 21:00 😂
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Verify your stats, folks. Okes aren't collecting citizen's information correctly or *at all* outside of South Africa
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The Vietcong were fighting FIGHTING 😂
The Vietnamese put the Americans in HELL during that Vietnam War 😭
The Americans had no chance 😭
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@BriTheeDream
Why you making this sound like this is a problem? 😭
This can easily be solved with a stepfather:
Me 😌🤞🏾🧎🏾♂️
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No end goal. Just gathering online sympathies from strangers and embarrassment for all parties involved.
A true suicide bomber, this...
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Maaaaaaaan 😭💀
It looks crazy now but when the lights are flashing, music banging and the baddies are twerking, it makes all the sense in the world
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Curro is a TERRIBLE school to put kids in 😂 take that money and send em to a proper school with gravitas for fucksakes 😂
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Again I ask:
- Who's funding Drip's rapid expansion??
- Who *honestly* has seen a justifiable amount of loyal customers wearing em to justify this "success"
- In your hearts, do you REALLY believe that it's a perfectly legal, successful brand?
🤨
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Less politics ahead of the World Cup 🤝🏾
Football won ❤
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[Disclaimer, before we start a national dialogue that lasts 2 days 😒]
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I don't want to imagine the sheer amount of rituals, medicines and slaughtered animals going on behind the scenes in the Ivory Coast rn😭😭
AFCON is different fr, there are no comebacks. Once you concede you’re finished 😭
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Rugby 101: No matter how big he is, he cannot run if he doesn't have legs. Take out the legs!
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My dad used to skip my awards ceremonies from primary till high school… so guess who’s skipping his wedding this weekend😌
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There's no ways so much footage of your girl like this should exist online
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This is the 3rd pic of y'all 2 where she's hiding her face big mun... You might've been in a r/ship with her but was she in with you? 🫵🏾😔💔
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Okay, I'm tired of pretending
What ? Stop it go to Zanzou in haTfield I blew 27k the other night on alcohol I drink , when I took my 19 year old boy out .
I’m literally HIM
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@_Lepokisi
If she has, then I will know there are powerful forces working against our joyous union 😔💔
Only one person is allowed to have a twitter account and it's me 😤 she can have the rest ✋🏾
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Less than 48hrs outta the oven and immediately on social media.
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I have been talking about the crisis in Canada, the rental crisis in parts of the world like Australia as well as the hidden energy crisis of western Europe. Its not fun in the “developed” world right now, capitalism is so unsustainable that even its winners are losers.
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Dawg, there's just soooo much 😭
First, who and why are they filming this?!
Secondly, the bill changed the atmosphere real quick in that place 😭
Third, why can't they resolve the bill in a non-embarassing way?! 😭
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Firstly, by the way he's able to go back and forth with folks on here, he's lying.
Secondly, $14B dollars and this article is not even from a newsworthy source?! He's lying
Third, check his website. What does it lead to...? Courses. It's always fucking courses.
He's lying.
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@kwets11
It's the slut-to-civilied-citizenry ratio. We gotta make sure everything is in balance 🤞🏾
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Finally got around to giving this new Wizkid a spin and wow...I'm not disappointed at all
What a brilliant album so far 🔥😭
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"DLALA THUKZIN"
Unemployed niggas be going crazy when iPlan comes on. Screaming “Dlala Thukzin!” with tears in their eyes
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@QMLMo
Handy-Andy (Unilever) brand manager sending Sabelo a "where's my post at" text ka 22:42 😭
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Yesses, my bwoooi... Just seconds away 🤏🏾😭 boy-boy was about to be cremated publicly 😭
Ekurhuleni Metro Police have rescued a man (32) from an angry mob in Putfontein, he was caught red-handed with stolen valuables following a house breaking. He has been arrested, authorities said.
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Get away from my GOAT's children
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There are 3.3m micro + informal businesses in SA, representing 29% of the economy @ +/- R345b p/yr.
Food industry is valued at R90b.
Backroom rentals valued @ R20b.
*HAIR & BEAUTY* is valued @ R10b.
These sectors are STILL growing strong.
We need to redefine unemployment.
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Problem is, men have made it their mission to understand women to better appeal to them but women have not bothered to understand men, at all.
If you took some time to understand how much time, energy and money you invest in interaction with women as a straight man, you'll see that it behooves you to try to gain some understanding of what goes on in their heads. Otherwise uzonya
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Huskies in South Africa should be considered an animal cruelty act haikhona 😭😂
Okes, it's 33°C and this breed has an extremely thick coat 😭
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@RoninDexx
HQ and main plant is located + located here. The highest grade. Stainless. Scratch-proof. Dichipi 101.
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The coke he's on got him thinking we were in caves 300yrs ago 😭😭
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A transracial pioneer 🙌🏾😌
Now that she's done with the fake tan for blackfishing, the K-Pop market is next 🤝🏾
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Just put up a giant Palestinian flag next to it. That should do get some service delivery going 👌🏾
Garbage is piling up in Cape Town townships as extortion gangs drive out City contractors
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The Vietnamese put the Americans in HELL during that Vietnam War 😭
The Americans had no chance 😭
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Something is going to happen in the very near future, isn't it...?
NEW: Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building a Hawaii compound with plans for an escape hatch, 'blind doors,' and an underground bunker
(Pic: representational)
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Telling my handsome, childless, younger brother that's single + in growing finance career that his stocks are high - and only gonna appreciate 📈🔥
After he crosses over to his 30s, the world's his oyster 😭🤞🏾
You gents in your 20s should stay in shape and keep stable jobs. Maintain that and the dating game will change drastically in your 30s
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Spent 2hrs in the JHB CBD this morning...
Walked Market Str. again in probably a few years and coz I wasn't in a rush, I could really take it in.
Okes, if the whole JHB CBD can look + operate @ even 65% the way Market Str., FNB Bank City + New Junction... Wow 😯😭🔥
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Big, big weekend ahead 🤞🏾
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On Valentine's Day, our baby boy was born 🥹❤️
He's completed our not-so-little-anymore Family 🥹❤️🔥
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LMAOOOO! I got my appendix taken out at Steve Biko Academic Hospital.
I was processed in less than 1hr + allocated a bed. Surgery was the next day (Xmas, 2015) at 03:00 and I woke up in my bay.
Discharged on Boxing Day w/ meds + a R110 bill.
God bless the Republic 🇿🇦🥹❤️
last time i was in the ER for an emergency surgery & 2 nights stay, my bill was less than my Spotify plan. God bless South Africa.
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India sounds like a frightening place to be a woman
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We never sexualise our womanfolk wearing traditional garbs you fucking perverted animal.
Some of these women are children ffs.
It's always Nigerians. Always.
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We used to stay here in Ponte between '93 - '96
The building was mixed-use residential with a shopping centre downstairs
I don't think ya'll understand how beautiful the suburb of Yeoville was, back then 🥺♥️ Area was safe and the people were nice. South Africa was different
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@Sihle_Congo
Wrote a lil something about that too
There are 3.3m micro + informal businesses in SA, representing 29% of the economy @ +/- R345b p/yr.
Food industry is valued at R90b.
Backroom rentals valued @ R20b.
*HAIR & BEAUTY* is valued @ R10b.
These sectors are STILL growing strong.
We need to redefine unemployment.
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Okes... There's:
- Dad strength
- Old Man strength
- Construction worker strength
And
- Farmhand strength.
Sure, you can move a few 40kg bags yourself. Try 500 and you're done, done 😭
I'm in so much pain 😩 I'm in recovery mode from y'day...
Big homie put in a big order for broiler feed and I thought it was a 250 bag order, but it was for 500 bags @ 40kg/e 😩
Him, farmhands and I put in WORK to offload from a truck into his storage
Fuck me, I'm done 😩
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Now imagine lesbian relationships 💀 two immovable objects both lacking accountability
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Wake up babe! Another Squidge Rugby Review just dropped 😭🔥
They did it. Ireland secured their fourth Grand Slam as they overcame both once-in-a-lifetime nerves and a much-improved England to take the title. So how did Ireland secure it, what can England take from the game, and just how good are the boys in green?
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@Vhoyde
@TheDojo_Podcast
Consulting room turns into a confessional 🤞🏾
I need an accurate diagnosis
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Mozambicans/Malawians are built like this - this that bricklayer build
This that, I'll-have-you-living-in-a-brick-house-in-less-than-a-week type build (a shack is 2 days)
You can't get this build by going to the gym, you get this through menial labour in the hot African sun 😭
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Be fucking real, folks. Please.
The BS STAAAAANK from a mile away 😒
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Everyday.
Everyday damn day.
And I'm trying ladies, I really am 🤦🏾♂️
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Poor penis management, my boi - you're gonna have to hold that and step up. Tighten up, Bafanas 🤙🏾
My ex girlfriend is 6 months pregnant with what will be my 2nd born, my new girlfriend missed her period and is sick and thinks sekunjalo. I am lost for words.
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I'm more bothered by the fact that this needed to be said and there're plenty of disputes to this 🤔
What have okes been doing this whole time?! Not moving with your docs? 🤨
The SAPS says foreigners should carry their passports with them all the time.
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Wait till the heavily religious mamas and aunties get a hold of this one - gonna go platinum on WhatsApp 🤞🏾
⚡️Red wine has "flooded" the streets in the Portuguese municipality of Anadia after two tanks exploded at a local winery, radio station Rádio Renascença reported.
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The Moti's IMMEDIATELY relocated to Dubai after the ransoms were paid for the kids...
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"Chomi, chomi... you handle the transport (Tshepo), neh? I'll get us the section coz I'm on the guestlist - I'll just speak to Mphoza. Palesa girl, Pali baby! I trust you to get us a section and some drinks, neh?"
Broke huns plan a night out like a heist. Getaway driver included lol
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Good to know that white folks have an equivalent of *those* dinners hosted by those over-horny chefs
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Jou ombeskofde kak
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FYP is the gift that keeps on giving 😂
There’s a dude on TikTok who’s asked witches to do their absolute worst to him in a 3-4 week period. If he’s still alive then their not worth shit, according to him. Real.
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