CD Projekt shipping an unfinished game then slowly patching out some of the bugs so that it's functional getting lauded as some wonderous redemption is why gamers can be and will be continuously treated like consumption engines rather than an audience worth catering to.
Pacific Rim fanfic where twin brothers lose the capacity to Drift together because one of them is hiding the fact that they realized they're trans.
Then they work through it and now they're a brother and sister team who get into a giant robot and beat the shit out of kaiju.
It's time to acknowledge that the reason we haven't found any intelligent alien life is that we are, in fact, the aloof progenitor race and its our moral responsibility to build as many bullshit megaliths and leave behind as many cryptic riddles and prophecies as possible.
If Fallout 76 can have the balls to ask you to pay a year's worth of subscription for content that should have been in the game at launch, you can have the confidence to transition.
"But you're already a girl!"
"Look, genie, I appreciate the support. But I would really like to transform into a hot blonde with an enormous rack."
"Okay...just so long as you understand that you were a woman the whole time."
"Yes yes, thank you. Now make with the tiddy."
Big Tech writing "Phrenology" on the whiteboard, thinking for a moment, then crossing it out.
Big Tech writing "Phrenology" on the whiteboard again, thinking for a moment, then crossing it out.
Big Tech writing "Phrenology" on the whiteboard again, thinking for a moment, then c
Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine
Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine
Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization.
Hypnotizing subs to be quickshots needs to happen more. Why wouldn't you want to see a cutie paint their panties the moment you nibble their ear, or whisper something dirty. The embarrassed blushing, the strangled moans, the cute little stain blossoming in their clothes~
Sci-fi is when the girl is sweaty because she just emerged from her exosuit, fantasy is when the girl is sweaty because she just took off her full plate armour.
@Flailmorpho_
Kojima: The glorification of weapons of war in media has no bearing on the fact that they are purposefully made to kill people, likely innocents, and denial in this fact is naive.
Also Kojima: WE CALLED THE PLAN FOXALIVE
CW: CNC
Playing a game with your monster GF where you go out to the woods to your cabin and have 24 hours to fortify it to keep her out.
You have to pretend like you're not quivering with anticipation as she rips through the nailed planks and stares at you like offered meat.
You know Avatar as a damp squib of a cultural touchstone when it's a property based around humans being uploaded into PERFECTLY ATTUNED BEAUTIFUL ALIEN BODIES and there is almost a complete absence of trans people writing wish fulfilment fics about getting an Av of their gender
@Flailmorpho_
Kojima: The principle of Mutually Assured Destruction falls apart the moment you realize that humans are not always rational actors. Nuclear weapons are a blight on humanity and must be destroyed at all costs.
Also Kojima: SOLIDUS' SWORDS ARE NAMED DEMOCRAT AND REPUBLICAN
The ovipositor was bad enough, but to your horror, you find out the slime-eggs that the goo spider pumped inside you have a shell that dissolves in body heat, releasing pure aphrodisiac into your system
Enough to make you beg to get fertilized~
Watching the Hbomb plagiarism video essay, like everyone is, and the bit about how creative types don't actually understand that they have a useful skill because by nature of how it works, it just seems like something that comes naturally was a bit of a jolt.
Called Shot: The curated introductory segment, up to the first "mission" where you enter the ganger safehouse to get the drone, was entirely crafted to mislead you into thinking the game was more reactive, deep, and immersive to keep you from refunding within the 2 hour limit.
Goddess whose adherents are getting hornier and more depraved and their collective belief that she is much better endowed than she actually is is starting to change her body to match those beliefs, much to her chagrin.
18+ Haunted House where you're given glowing consent bracelets broadcasting your kinks and are chased around by people dressed up as scary monsters to get pinned down and fucked.
BOY TO TOMBOY TF SEND TWEET ALEXA SEND TWEET NO ALEXA YOU CAN'T STOP ME THIS IDEA IS TOO POWERFUL SEND TWEET OR I'LL SEARCH FOR ANSWERS TO OBVIOUS QUESTIONS ALL NIGHT
A mech's fusion core explodes, vapourizing everything in a kilometre radius.
Except the pilot.
She's floating, suspending in astral fire.
You shouldn't have Cored a Phoenix.
Ladies who get really high, then get really horny as a result, but also get really tired so they end up just weakly humping against a pillow til they fall asleep.
I forget where I saw it but I remember someone calling trans people "phoenix-born" and I think that's the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
I think the fact that there is one (1) destructible wall in the entire game, and it's in the intro level, is an indicative bit of trivia. This game overpromised, and it's okay to hold a corporation making hundreds of millions off of this accountable for that.
Isekai but it's a horny NEET weirdo who gets by in a fantasy world by being The Most Interesting Courtesan because she's brought like 3000 years of sex innovation with her.
"I mean I'd like to try hypnosis out," she said, pressing her breasts together around the cock currently thrusting in and out of her cleavage, "It's just that it doesn't work on me."
Rich Vampire Girl inviting you over to her castle. Expecting to get drained, or fucked, or drained and fucked, she instead brings you back to her den to play board games.
"God you're so pretty. You'd look amazing sitting atop a throne of twisted black roots wearing a crown of blood red leaves looking down upon me and asking what I have to offer the Queen of the Crimson Forest haha"
Trans girl boymoding for the holidays in a rural part of the country going out to hang with "the guys" and noticing that they're getting physically affectionate with her in ways they never did before. And the gaybaiting banter is getting more...genuine in its interest.
😳
Fuck it I'm not sleeping anyways.
ONE LIKE
=
ONE KINK
Let's do this. Don't bully me too hard about these fetishes but on the other hand whatever I write about cum goblins on the internet where's my dignity anyway.
Leftist Hypnosis.
Turning honest, hard working wage slaves into lusty, busty sluts who want nothing more than for people to have housing and a livable wage.
@Ranting_Trans
This shit happens in ice storms sometimes to regular cars but the added caveat of the fucking door handle depressing into the door is like, fuck.
This thing was designed to drive in California and almost nowhere else.