Jewishest Marjorie✡️🧁
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Director of Retard Affairs. Registered Assarchist. Your government wants you dead. Self-centered, ungrateful & unkind. If you fall for my bait you owe me $8
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees it. 😭
You see it, right? RIGHT?
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For context, we took the kids to see the lights on Monday night. Which was the precise day we discovered this gem. And that moment happens to have been recorded for all of you to enjoy
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I'm 💀💀 I still haven't figured out what triggered this broad, but her meltdown is kinda funny.
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@DeadArchist
I like how 336 becomes an increasingly taller bar on the graph for those last 4 years. 🤨🤨
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Lol another throwback to when I finally decided to remove the thin blue line sticker from my car. May 2021. I can't believe it took me that long to realize what was going on around me.
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Rioters from Trumps inauguration have filed a class action lawsuit over their arrests.
Looks like they have paved the way for those wrongfully arrested and held in confinement as a result of Jan 6th
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@CasuallyGreg
@davidhogg111
Nah. He meant to type "corporations should not be able to fund right wing political campaigns."
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So I'm cleaning out an 84 year old woman's house and come across this and I now have questions.
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We don't expect you to change your position. Your damage is already done.
All I ask is that you update us with your VAERS report when it's that time.
I tweeted this yesterday and have been avalanched by trolls. So have deleted to stop that thread and am reposting. I support vaccination and I had my 4th dose yesterday. Trolls, you won’t change my position with bullying and abuse, so go elsewhere. 🙏💉
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At what age do boys stop pissing all over the fucking bathroom?
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Why are there so many fucking weirdos on Twitter?
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I got fucking autoblocked for this shit and I can't stop fucking laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
James Cramer, if you dont knock this shit off your mom is gonna ground you to the basement indefinitely. 🤬
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@lporiginalg
He should have grown a set and approached them to be heard. Passove aggressive behavior gets passive aggressive results
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@ArtValley818_
Lol I'm guessing NOT the US?
I swear our pumps won't flow if not placed inside the filler tube.
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@CountDankulaTV
You've achieved ultimate greatness when the left includes you in their indoctrination syllabus
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I'm expecting 6-8 inches tmw night. Hope yall are doing well!
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What are these tires for? Wrong answers only.
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@dannygurl304
@alexstein99
@Stonerwiseguy
Yeah, I wasn't aware he had a serious mode. I'm rather impressed.
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Henlo and GM to all of my favorite degenerates!
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@stronkdaddy
@ArtValley818_
That's why you don't touch OTHERS.
OTHERS might just be capable of unleashing fury.
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It's because we live in a matrix, right? 🤣🤣🤣
“We’re purging all the bots.”
I still have literal porn in my replies.
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CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME:
Any and all land that is federally protected is hiding bigfoot and/or giant skeletons.
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He was our goodest boy for only 4 months but they were the best 4 months. Watching your child's heart break is gutwrenching, but getting to watch him build a bond with that goodest boy is something I will cherish forever. Goodbye Thorson Wells Uncle Billy's waiting to go hunting!
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This dude gives zero fucks about the fact that I JUST washed that blanket (because of his hair) and just finished vacuuming that couch (because of his hair). 😒thanks bruh
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@ronnynga
@BensmanTodd
It doesn't appear that any of the owners care much about their privacy if they leave their ID lying about in an effort to work around the immigration laws.
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Is there anyone willing to text butthole to a random stranger? I can dm the number 🥰
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Fuck the US government.
Fuck the military industrial complex
Fuck the warmongers
Fuck the VA
Our (not-so) baby cousin became a veteran PTSD statistic today.
PLEASE CHECK ON YOUR LOVED ONES WITH PTSD *TODAY*.
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I present to you, THE FEDS!
Fuck the feds
How does this happen!?! The feds were doing a training exercise in a hotel, they had a target set up to play the mark. Well, they went into the wrong hotel room where an oblivious airline pilot answered the door. They handcuffed the man and threw him into the shower and
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@Linguini_Lord
To be fair....most of these decorations are made in woodshop by high schoolers 🤣these particular ones have been there as long as I can remember 20+ years
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Men standing up to pee is the result of peer pressure, change my mind.
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Let me come suck your dick till you cum in my mouth.
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@Ana_thera
@thevivafrei
@tracybeanz
Is she a minor?
She's at a bar, right? If so it would be 100% fair for anyone inside the bar to assume she was 21 and not have to worry about buying drinks for someone under 21.
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My son just discovered he is Mexican and he's so upset but I just can't stop laughing 🤣💀
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I have distressing news to share with everyone.
My attorney says I can't share it with you while the case is pending litigation so you'll just have to wait.
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PSA:
@ForestColorado
and I have officially vowed to do our part in increasing testosterone levels nationwide, one boob pic at a time.
You're all welcome. For her boobs. They are much prettier than mine. 😌
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Yall thought these were auto flush devices.
Turns out they were just NSA spy cams.
🤷♀️
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Dude thinks of MTG while another dude is digging around in his asshole 🤨🤨🤨
During my colonoscopy, I had a long sweet dream that I moved down to northwest Georgia and challenged Marjorie Taylor Greene next year.
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@abnheel
@CBSEveningNews
Why are any troops being deployed? Who gives a fuck which airborne division it is?
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He's too good to us. Chicken fried steak w/gravy, eggs and taters.
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How tall are you?
I'm 5'9
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For those of you that needed the full effect...my gift to you on this beautiful Christmas day🥰
I got me a Christmas granny moomoo as a white elephant gift 🤣
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When your matching family Christmas jammies double as baby makin jammies when the kid has gone to bed.
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@DeTocqueville14
@docchai2022
@LPNational
Imagine claiming you didn't know she was dead after shooting her in the face and watching her lifeless body fall to the ground only to then watch Randy drag her body into the house. Jfc.
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@disclosetv
Would this classify
@JohnKerry
as a traitor? Handing out classified intelligence info to terrorists must be on some no-no list somewhere.
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I did it. I FINALLY did it.
Moving date is set.
Reservations are made. Now, we scramble!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA
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Boy do I love this. It will never get old. I don't even have to leave the house to see it.
#Auroraborealis
#Aurora
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Tell me you're a statist batch without saying you're a statist batch.
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You perverts find my boobs more entertaining than my humor?! 😤😤
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Gm frens. It's Friday which means nothing in my world cuz I'll be working all weekend!
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Follow to keep tabs on the civil war sign up sheet.
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm adulting pretty hard over here tonight. Dinner is served.
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Holy shit, I've even impressed myself with this one! It's not perfect by any means, but those steps look WAY better
This is fucking grease. Like the shit that drips out of a smoker. 😬😑
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Holy shit my husband just graduated to expert level fat kid
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Lolol @ finding former mutuals now have me blocked 🤣🤣🤣
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Interesting. Why did you turn off comments, pussy?
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Me but no face
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My neighbor just told me that Carlos is gonna kill this tree if he keeps pissing on it and I'm just gullible enough that I'm here to ask all of twitter if that is even possible.
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Just caught Waffles in the chicken coop and scared him off only to find what he was sitting on 🤣🤣
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@sedrock79
@RealSpikeCohen
So you're catching on! Good job! PPPSSTTT: the govt is inefficient, ineffective, and bleeding the tax payers and our future generations dry.
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