#1 viserys/alicent shipper
@LadyIsAVamp__
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I'm a delicate flower... like a venus fly trap. Bet you thought that was gonna be some lame ass rose metaphor, didn't you?
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YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO HAVE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE
YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO GET THINGS FROM THOSE RELATIONSHIPS THEY DON'T GET FROM YOU
DEMANDING YOU BE THE ONLY SOURCE OF PLEASURE AND SUPPORT IN THEIR LIFE IS POSSESSIVE AND TOXIC
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I'm not sure what I thought was gonna happen but it certainly wasn't this
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Omg this picture of the three of them together lmao
lol remember when he died and news outlets kept confusing his teenage daughter with his teenage gf
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@RexTestarossa
Johnny Test literally had the feds trailing him at all times
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So it has come to my attention that this girl is not his gf, this pic just came up when I googled the gf’s name. But I don’t feel bad for spreading misinformation bc he still dated her when she was 16 lmao. This is actually his gf
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Very glad to see you kept it accurate by including no northeastern hospitality
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Idk why everyone can’t just accept that yes weed is addictive but it’s not that fucking deep. Like I’m definitely addicted to weed, but in the same way people are addicted to coffee and running, not the same way people are addicted to alcohol and crack
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Fuck your zodiac sign, who's your favorite personification of evil
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Having a viral tweet really shows you twitter will get mad about literally anything. Go get laid, smoke a blunt, listen to Jack Johnson, idk dudes just fucking relax.
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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favourite daughter.
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Why do people act like Olive Garden is the worst thing ever? It is physically impossible to fuck up pasta and their salad dressing is amazing, stop being dramatic and bougie
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@sweetstrm
I'm talking about pleasure in a general sense, like from human friendship. This tweet was brought to you by my ex getting mad I would confide in my friends for certain things or would want to go out with just them sometimes(female friends)
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Me: "if you're emotionally abusive to your partner in this way I hope they cheat on you"
Also your guyses annoying asses: "So you're saying cheating is ok?!?!?!"
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Just remember before you come at me reckless for anything in this thread:
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Me: "Not letting your SO have friends is pretty shitty, me ex did that to me with my girlfriends"
Your guyses annoying asses: "This is erasure of The Gays™! Friends are negative and ruin relationships! Stop bashing monogamy!"
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Omg my homophobic, conservative , mormon, white grandmother is going to vote for Pete Buttigieg. I’m losing my mind
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It’s so wild that Phoebe Tonkin and Claire Holt both ended up on TVD/TO
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@fanetooooooo
@naom1jo
@mydiccisnflames
@JaeScrubby
@yungbernasty
The double standard of… people mocking someone for being a try hard loser who posts their nonsense opinions online vs someone who is just sitting there reading a book and minding their business? Wtf are you talking ab bro?
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I'm talking about platonic, same sex friendships Amanda 🙄
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Your 12yo brother bought a xanax, got caught, and told your parents he got it trick or treating lmfaoooo
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Nah I liked the second guy in high school too
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@Cupcakesn_wine
Lmfao honestly I already muted this shit, now I've "my boyfriend can't like other girls pics" twitter in my mentions because I didn't clarify I meant female friends and woke twitter in my mentions because I used the term "same sex" when clarifying my personal situation, I'm tired
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Most moms: “toddler’s throw tantrums, it’s perfectly normal you to express your emotions like that my little moonbeam 💜😊💫”
Me to my toddler: omg are you really crying right now, you’re so dramatic 🙄
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Omg is this what a real gravity bong looks like as opposed to one you make at home with a bucket and a soda bottle?
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I was tryna figure out wtf she was circling for the longest time
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On today's episode of "twitter thinks only black people do normal shit" lmao
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Tbh sex is one of the most important things in a relationship. It releases endorphins, it's great for your health in many ways. Since it leads to reproduction it's literally the meaning of life. You bitches just underrate it because you're bitter you've never had an orgasm
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I'm talking about platonic, same sex friendships Amanda 🙄
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This is literally the most wholesome shit that ever happened, I love technology
Grandmother who invited wrong teenager to Thanksgiving will spend her fourth holiday with him
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I mean this is true but I feel like the answer to this shouldn’t be “mothers of young children have to work” and instead “we should update our laws and culture to protect mothers so they can take care of their children without worry”
Plenty of divorce lawyers are on TikTok telling women that more often than not, being a SAHM with no personal income (or stash of money) never plays out well for women, but ya know… dreams & delusions.
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This guy tweets reasonable stuff all the time and every time you guys quote it with “omg I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Joe Walsh” lmao
No Republican can spin it.
It's the portrait of an unethical, dishonest, unpatriotic & immoral man. He welcomed & encouraged a foreign adversary's interference. He lied every time he opened his mouth. He ordered those around him to lie. He spit at justice.
Spin that. I dare ya.
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Literally think about them 24/7/365
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Here it is guys! Yes I did just search through twitter for this because it was one of the best twitter moments of all time
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You know what else isn’t in the Bible? Indoor plumbing lmao
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“I got all the publicity I needed and my wife is gonna leave me if I don’t knock it off”
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I do stand by my point. If you disagree with the fact that your SO should be able to have friends I hope they cheat on you and I hope it hurts. I hope they video tape it and send it to you and you cry like a bitch.
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Every time I see that Missouri belle girl on my TL I think about the time she called her bf a 2 and herself a 10
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everyones got that one homie that sees visions of the impending holy war
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I am a basic bitch and it’s beauty and the beast
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Wait.... you guys shower before every time you have sex???? Like with someone you’re in a relationship with and fuck frequently???? Jfc this seems like a lot of unnecessary effort
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Not washing your hair and not showering aren't the same thing bruh
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Political Affiliation: I honestly just hate you all
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I do stand by my point. If you disagree with the fact that your SO should be able to have friends I hope they cheat on you and I hope it hurts. I hope they video tape it and send it to you and you cry like a bitch.
@LadyIsAVamp__
Jezus christ just stand your point. No need to bunker up by replying yourself like 2000 times
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I must be the only poor person on twitter because $15,000 in your savings is a lot of money to me, damn.
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Only people 14 and under don't like broccoli. And if you're bouta reply to this with "I guess I'm a child" yes you are
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She thought she was gonna get clout for posting this and instead twitter is roasting her for being a sensitive, rude ass bitch AND for her eyebrows looking stupid. I love this site!
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“No one would hurt you again, or I’d kill them.”
“I would die for you” will never be as hot as “I would kill for you” and that’s why morally grey couples will always be sexier
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“Some instinct made her lift her hand and cup his cheek with her fingers.”
where you were once scarred， i will adore you with all the soft in me.
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@iamntyrell
@johanxcv
THANK YOU. Her music is ass, like yea we all know she can sing but she doesn’t put out music worth listening to
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This tweet... did not age well
Donald Trump doesn't scare me because I honestly have faith that the majority of Americans aren't into nazism
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If you weren’t a 12yo girl during its popularity you don’t get to have an opinion on it cause it’s nooot foooor yoooou
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Girls that call you daddy in and out of the bedroom
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Oversharing on twitter is the best form of therapy
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Y'all STILL on ab the dog mom thing? We get it, half of you are weirdly obsessed with animals because you lack people skills & half of you are jealous those same freaks may be stealing one of the gold stars you think you deserve for preforming the basic act of reproduction. STFU.
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Wow I’m actually crying. As you all know this is an ibuprofen stan account.
The inventor of
#ibuprofen
has died. He created the drug to help deal with a vodka-induced hangover.
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You ever get mad thinking about all the money you blew on BULLSHIT when you were 16-18? I want a refund 😤
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Betsy Devos for sure
Who will you be most excited to see leave the White House (besides Trump, that is)?
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You will never convince me that living in the south is worth the low cost of living. There’s a reason it’s so cheap: because it’s undesirable.
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When your makeup looks on point in your bathroom mirror but then you go out into the sunlight
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Why do you say “what did she expect when she married a Jonas brother” as if she married him in 2008. She married a washed up Disney star, not an actual celebrity lol
no offense but what did she expect when she married a jonas brother?
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Having 9 orgasms in a day is not wild at all. Your sex lives are so sad
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"How would you describe your image in the media"
"I wouldn't"
"How would you describe it if you had to"
"I don't have to"
A FUCKING MOOD
This Lil Wayne interview kills me every time I watch it..
🤣🤣🤣
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I hate people who act like they're too good to shop at target or eat at chain restaurants when they're not even rich-rich. Bitch you're middle class, you're the target demographic for target and chain restaurants
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I know they sell bathing suits your size girl, I just know it
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She is a surgeon and House’s specialty is LITERALLY infectious disease....
Who would cure COVID-19 first?
Meredith Grey or Dr House
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Every girl has that one song that turns her into a stripper
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Ok now that I’m looking at this picture knowing that’s not his girlfriend…… am I crazy or is it weird as hell that his daughter’s friend is standing next to him rather than on the other side??
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Is mom twitter really pissed that people are saying they have "mom bods"? Jfc this is why we can't have fun like Dad twitter, you didn't see them yelling at drunken frat boys for saying they have a "dad bod" lmao
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If your answer isn’t “depends on the dish” you’re just wrong
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Wow I just said “casserole isn’t really a food, it’s more of a concept”
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So very feminist girlboss of you to sensationalize women being brutally murdered for your own amusement!
Of course there’s a huge backlash against True Crime. It’s predominantly consumed by women. Society cannot trust women to make decisions for themselves. Anything they like must be scrutinized and denounced.
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Jeffrey Epstein reading all our tweets from a beach in the South Pacific
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Ma'am we don't like local twitter cause they never get the joke and tweet sappy bullshit lmaoooooooo
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Shells are better than macaroni for Mac & cheese, debate your mother
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Targ stans who take F&B as fact are so funny. God forbid the show give Alicent a character and arc instead of just “evil step mother trope”
that whole scene of otto "convincing" alicent is the biggest piece of revisionism this show has had to date… alicent is not a victim, alicent is not innocent, these words they’re putting in otto’s mouth are her own, she wanted this, she started that war
#houseofthedragon
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Ok you bitches were absolutely right about oat milk, I stan after 3 gulps
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GOP Sen. Johnson says he didn’t feel threatened by Capitol rioters — but might have been had they been Black Lives Matter protesters
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You know what I miss? Long ass seasons of show. Where are my 22 episode season? I’m tired of these fucking 8 episode seasons
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If you eat meat but think there's something wrong with eating cats and dogs you're stupid
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Kik is still a thing, it’s what middle age men use to cheat on their wives
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I would just like to remind everyone that the average income in America is less than $30,000 and most people on this app are pump faking like fuck
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New theory why The Winds of Winter isn’t out: after getting rich af George finally got therapy to resolve whatever the fuck caused him to write these books in the first place
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“Look at me, I clean my house! My husband doesn’t give me attention”
I honestly do not understand videoing yourself cleaning your house and posting it for the TL every week. Whatchu trying to prove, lady
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I love twitter because it's the only place it's ok to tell someone you'd fuck their dad when they post a family pic
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