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Kushagr

@Kushagr142

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@Kushagr142
Kushagr
20 days
Subha ko founder mode, raat ko wish I found her mode
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@Kushagr142
Kushagr
1 month
Blackrock effect. Consumer gets the besan ka loda
@fizaneverreally
shawarma
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bc mere packet mei 23 pieces the ye bade vale wtf haldirams
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Funny thing is all of Amazon’s market cap comes from AWS. The delivery business is valued at close to 0. Unless they have discovered a way to turn underpaid humans into web services hosting idk what this dude is yapping about. Hyperlocal founders most delusional frfr
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Indian Tech & Infra
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🚨 "Zepto is currently in a position similar to where Amazon was in the late 1990s and early 2000s, with the opportunity to achieve a valuation as large as $50-80 billion if execution is done right," said CEO and co-founder Aadit Palicha.
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2 years
@coldhealing Another 300 American high schoolers decide they want to be an influencer instead of something productive. The CCP agent laughs, and logs off for the day with a +2 on the social score.
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@Kushagr142
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2 years
Daniel Radcliffe is what happens when you've got talent, have made your FIRE money and have the star pull to make your passion projects successful. Dudes been acting in whatever he wants, and never heard a bad review other than it being weird to see.
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@Kushagr142
Kushagr
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I took a gap year between undergrad and grad and chilled out, gave the tests, travelled and interned at a startup. Most effective use of a year IMO. We Indians only have grind mode from 9th grade to maybe the age of 40 when you realize life is more than the mines.
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Miaow🔻
2 years
quit your job and follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in your life - rock bottom or top tier experience
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10 months
Day 1 of being 🇮🇳/acc 1: police comes for hafta 2: hijras come for blessing 3: politicians come for donations 4: local goons come for protection money Day 2 of being 🇮🇳/acc You use remaining money to apply for visa and book flights out
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Kushagr
9 days
Still reeling from someone calling boba tea sabudana chai
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Kushagr
11 months
Americans by 2030 will have the biggest wealth transfer in history, where 8.8 T in assets will trade hands from parents to children. My idea is to supercharge the indian call centre scam apparatus with the latest LLM tech and take a piece of the 8T TAM
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3 months
No amount of implementing x from scratch in y is going to train you for the most important job as a swe - being able to convince a MBA that something is worth building
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9 months
Remember guys creating companies is cheap. I’m a VC, CTO, CEO, CMO, COO each in diff companies. I can hire you for these roles as well. Pay is 0 but you can put on linkedin
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8 months
Arranged Marriage biodatas which are just links to your letterboxd, goodreads, github, linkedin, spotify, instagram and twitter accounts. Who’s building this?
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Kushagr
8 months
@megantheevalium She’s filming fetish content and saying ethnic names correctly ? We have a professional
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Kushagr
21 days
The next founder tweeting out credit card details, putting phone on vibrate and shoving it up their butt.
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2 years
@coldhealing Women used to marry the local guy going to war, and now they crunch numbers to justify not being loved by anyone.
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5 months
At what age do women realize that what they are doing is poor emotional regulation not ‘hot girl shit’
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6 months
@Naina_2728 Delete karle warna maar denge. (I agree though, they overstep and then go and do gossip)
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2 years
@coldhealing North Carolina energy
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6 months
This will get dunked to hell but as someone who was pure vegetarian for most of my life, too many people are unwilling to accommodate vegetarians and willfully cross contaminate as some misguided stand against ‘brahmanical puritanism’. This is net good. Charge more for the added
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To solve for their dietary preferences, we are today, launching a “Pure Veg Mode" along with a “Pure Veg Fleet” on Zomato, for customers who have a 100% vegetarian dietary preference.
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@Nivivacious Its packaged as debt and you can buy it in tranches as heartbreak backed securities
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6 months
This dude looks like he takes 15 mins to make coffee (derogatory)
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Pratchi 🌥
6 months
So i told my Tinder date about my obsession with SRK and this is how he turned up to our first date 🥹💗
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@coldhealing Kpop concerts
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7 months
> Be SF AI founder > Log into twitter > ‘Google is dead’ posting > Check into your 1 prompt Gpt4 wrapper company stats > ‘Go woke go broke’ posting from alt > Charge cross country flight tickets to party on company account because muh networking > pray to gods openAI doesn’t make
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11 days
IB firms in the US when they are hiring someone of Indian descent
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10 months
Before the median IQ individuals get to this post my point here is that there is an inherent rentseeking friction to any innovation in the country. Everyone wants a piece of the pie, nobody wants to help bake it.
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7 months
Zoya Akhtar why are you making Archies when we know you can make stuff like this.
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9 months
Many such cases
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Rakesh
4 months
let's say we make a new dating app. what would you want in a dating app? what's wrong with current dating apps? how should a dating app ideally be? how can we fix/reimagine online dating? dating should be fun, not exhausting. drop all your suggestions, or tag someone who knows.
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This is a perfect microcosm of what women go through. 3 men - one assaulting women, one impotently letting it happen and finally one defending the violence.
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ಮೋಹನ್ ದಾಸರಿ - Mohan Dasari
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I know it’s a frustration which made him to react like that so 4 days in jail. For his helplessness of losing his earning with that duty shouldn’t be as costly as 30,000 legal cost. Any lawyer who wants to help R Muthuraj for bail?I will donate from my side ₹1000 & others too.
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@kaavyya PhDs have broken up more couples than parents IME
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Kushagr
3 months
My most down bad moment in life is signing up for a study in grad school because it was being run by a chick who looked like this.
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2 years
@visualbasic97 I'm happy he's doing this instead of helping the NSA or something
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best guesses on 0.1s, b&w, distorted, half screen, and blank map
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7 months
Dentists and Dermatologists are the Frontend Engineers of medicine. I won’t elaborate further
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7 months
In grad school this one guy in a single conversation saved my career. He said ‘Devops? Really?’ with such visceral disgust that it made me actively filter those kinda co-ops/internships even though they were more than half of the jobs available in the local area.
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2 years
@coldhealing I want this, playing with shapes on boards and calling it 'planning' and 'strategy' is like half my job.
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@sparklemidi Sub 10 min delivery aka Hyperlocal delivery is the category
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@DebadreeC Hyperlocal is a money burn pit. You are fighting constantly against regulations and price sensitivity on both ends. Once the benefactors stop writing your CAC cheques, the service will start the death spiral of too expensive -> too few customers -> price rise
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Mom : we have e/acc at home In/acc :
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Aravind Srinivas
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Bad move by India.
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6 months
I want someone to run an experiment. Mention to an indian uncle about that story where the hindu girl x muslim girl couple broke up due to cheating. Check if the first response is homophobia or islamophobia.
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9 months
How it feels like defending the best city in India (Mumbai) solo against Delhi/Banglore/Chennai/abcd slander
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3 years
Gus Johnson the sportscaster trending on Twitter after Gus Johnson the YouTuber challenged him for the name and then got cancelled.
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2 years
@enlightenedcoop So basically an Indian matrimony site?
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6 months
If you had to study more then the night before exams in undergrad you’re ngmi
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5 months
Jeets are so mentally shackled that when a guy has a legitimate concern (ruining a paid service for him) people are up in arms for some made up slight. Nation of temporarily embarrassed freeloaders.
@kushal_mehra
कुशल मेहरा
5 months
The horror on Train no 22949 Delhi Saria Rohilla train first ac continues. Outside my cabin right now when I woke up and went to use the washroom. I couldn't even click the others on the right as I couldn't walk past these women. I asked the attendant, and he says this is how it
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9 months
Indian guys do your chores, the bare minimum gets you reactions like this
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5 months
@Gravito841 The 22lpa = 100k cope has been the best intelligence based border control ever implemented.
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2 months
@PstafarianPrice What a trash person
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7 months
@Naina_2728 Hey don’t worry i’ve reached out to the police. Very smart using out pre-arranged crisis signal (posting the most incorrect opinion)
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2 years
@coldhealing Wish there was a way to pay a nominal fee for auditing a course and getting graded assignments/tests but not getting any college credits. Could be a rich person hobby, taking courses and screwing with the class curve.
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2 years
@coldhealing This is a honeypot for dudes like me.
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10 months
@hlntnr You were unfairly demonized the last 5 days, deserve the downtime. 🫡
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9 months
@kaavyya The reason why you’re not meeting them is they are taken from college and don’t need to look outside a close knit hv circle to date. This is selection bias at its core.
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@coldhealing We got brown girls on coldhealing before gta 6
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Like fr this girl is slandering me
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Fell asleep on facetime and she claims she heard me snore
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Kushagr
2 years
This is a recruiter. Stolen valor.
@Carnage4Life
Dare Obasanjo🐀
2 years
A day in the life of a laid off TikTok employee as they steal snacks & office supplies on their last day.
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@coldhealing He looks like his skincare costs upwards of 1k a month.
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Kushagr
8 months
When I see a 25+ person complain about how their parents won’t ‘allow’ them to do something it kills me. Esp when they are like top decile earners themselves. Ya’ll are not living life. Pallu se bahar niklo.
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Kushagr
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Having parents which are normal and with their head is in the right place is such a leg up in life istg Mine take my opinion on things, like literally call and ask what do you think we should do. You can’t beat that.
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Kushagr
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@PstafarianPrice @SCHIZO_FREQ Next year there will be more guys. By publicizing it they have guaranteed it.
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Kushagr
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‘AI is taking my coding job’- person who barely passed engineering, cheated in all OAs and had a wall full of cheat sheets behind screen when giving the online interview. Your karmic profession is a carpenter. Pick up the hammer and nails we need skilled house framers
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Kushagr
3 months
British Indian Food is better than stuff you find in India. Just look at this
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Kushagr
8 months
What are your plans for the 14th haha?
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Kushagr
4 months
This is so wrong why would some PM ask for this to be built
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Kushagr
6 months
Guys if you’ve never received attitude from the subway sandwich artist when asking to change those clear plastic gloves after handling cold cuts you don’t have a right to clutch your pearls on the use of ‘willful cross contamination’. I sure as hell know its a corpo rule to do so
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@ronawang Shooters shoot
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@sde_ray
Ray
19 days
Bengaluru auto driver slapped a girl, because she booked another auto and cancelled first one at last moment and later threatened to drag her to police station. I myself had multiple arguments with auto drivers in blr. They think they are rocky bhai from KGF.
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Kushagr
1 year
This is the perfect terminally online test. If you recognize her, you're permanently broken.
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Officer Frenly
1 year
i just want a mid girl just like this who’ll do cute stuff to show me she loves me while we’re out to brunch 😔
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Kushagr
10 months
Kinda miffed with all these newgrads having topmates and paid resume review services. You know what, if you're within 2 degrees of twitter separation I'll do that for free.
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Kushagr
10 months
1st internship was in India I spent 4 hours waiting to get 1 question answered to unblock myself which was delayed by the persons Chai Break -> Lunch -> Sutta Break -> meeting -> chai sutta break
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Kushagr
2 years
@coldhealing Nah this one does not overly focus on her morning routine & free food. Doesn't hit the same.
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Kushagr
7 months
Wait till they find out Sora takes like 1000$/s of compute or something
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Kushagr
6 months
Women keep complaining about not finding good men don’t realize the meta has shifted . If you aren’t a provider, willing to let a guy chill out and pursue his dream of being a streamer you’re already disregarded by most dateable guys over 25.
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Kushagr
5 months
@thepurpledoe Close friends with sketchy dudes. Male friend groups do not vary much when it comes to opinions about women.
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Kushagr
2 years
@rakyll Step 1: Build this fast, we'll go back and make it better Step 2: What? Build this new thing first Step 3: Goto Step 1 Step 3a : Why is everything breaking?
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2 years
@coldhealing She's basically listing out the ways to identify a dude with a trust fund
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Kushagr
11 months
I don’t have an anon account or a private alt because if I can’t say something with my name and face next to it I simply consider it skill issue and move on.
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Kushagr
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@coldhealing Real because I got sent on a business trip and I was more obnoxious about it than any boat girl would ever be
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Kushagr
7 months
You know this is an indian dude buying carrots to make gaajar ka halwa
@carlito_0000
image distribution🐒 COMMS OPEN
7 months
drawing people i see in the city (26/?)
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Kushagr
6 months
Apparently you can’t want your baingan ka bharta to not smell like lamb without also being casteist in the process.
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1 year
@coldhealing I want to be on trust fund core TikTok.
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I’m telling you 1/700 people with their laptops out in a cafe is actually getting any work done. Rest are at 0.25 productivity multiplier and people watching
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9 months
This the kinda stuff that is birthed when dudes are forced to take gender studies for college credits.
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8 months
Your card declines at therapy and they make you face your parents on JEE result day again
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Kushagr
1 year
@coldhealing As a guy it's aspirational. This is how my wife will live. As a woman this must be scary as she's SOL if he breaks up. No job exp no savings while being used to the lazy girl lifestyle. Dude can do basically anything he wants he'll get away with it.
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Fell asleep on facetime and she claims she heard me snore
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8 months
Mentally i’m here
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Kushagr
11 months
Use publicly available voice samples of grandchildren, and learning about the specific biases of the grandparents to craft the perfect scenario to extract money. Sharks i’m looking for 1 million dollars in GPU time for 10% of earnings till i return 3x and 3% in perpetuity
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Kushagr
2 years
Damn no wonder he don't know what a WAP is
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
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As a gay man, I have been reliably informed he cannot opinion on this, and you should have told him to shut up
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2 years
@rakyll You underestimate the number of people on visas let go in the last 2 weeks willing to put up with anything to avoid being thrown out of the country.
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Kushagr
7 months
How do you stop your parents from aging? Also how do you stop your parents from send you grim reminders of them aging? Dad just overnight set me as a legacy contact on apple without ever talking to me about it. Waking up to that thought was… not good.
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@Naina_2728 Hi, i confiscated them because the brand name wasn’t 60% local signage. Please buy local from now on.
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7 months
The vibes so good in Dhwarka bros throwing gang signs
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@DebadreeC We eating good
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Kushagr
11 months
All this talk about Infosys made me pull up my offer letter for 2016. Not changing those numbers for 7 years is wild
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Kushagr
2 years
@krrishd Piers Morgan
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Weekend is half over and haven’t even de stressed from last week
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Kushagr
7 months
Happy International Women’s Day to every woman who has had the misfortune of interacting with me 💙
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