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We need an updated term for SNAFU to better capture the exponentially spiraling stupidity of the credentialed muppets running the no longer comic Berkocracy

The Great British Twatocracy
Joined July 2009
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@rajabetsindia
Rajabets šŸ‡®šŸ‡³šŸ‘‘
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Real truth of Bazball šŸ˜‚ #IndvsEng
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@Klutzes
Thomas Henwood
3 months
The Graves family trust will be pleased. Now, remind me, what was it that made "The Blast" "mediocre"?
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
3 months
Yorkshire will start to clear debts of £25 million on Thursday when the first payments from the sale of Northern Superchargers are made by the Sun Group
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@Avinashabroy
Avinash Roy
3 months
Donald Trump stole a CWC winners medal šŸ„‡šŸ„‡ šŸ„‡ #ENGvIND #elon_musk #Trump #HARQEEL #Chelsea #FuerzaMiguel
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@Xtraordinary_21
Akshay
5 months
Ultimate truth
@TheAliceSmith
Alice Smith
5 months
Hard times create capitalists. Capitalists create good times. Good times create socialists. Socialists create hard times.
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@RupertLowe10
Rupert Lowe MP
5 months
Friends of mine have a young son - he has an ongoing problem which requires some form of surgery. Not a pleasant experience for any parent. They’ve been in the NHS for almost two years now, trying to get this sorted. Private options were explored, but it just wasn’t feasible.
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@AllisonPearson
Allison Pearson
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Two-tier justice: Hammer attacker with 21 previous offences inc robbery and violent assault: 20 months in jail. Let out after three. Lucy Connolly, one nasty tweet: 31 months in jail. Still not out. Starmer’s Stasi Britain. @Keir_Starmer
@crush_crime
Crush Crime
5 months
Benjamin Grimmer attacked his victim on the head with a hammer. Prior convictions for 21 offences inc robbery, violence and criminal damage. Sentence: just 20 months. Having already spent 3 on remand and the rest on curfew, served no further prison time Jail career criminals.
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@ClarkeMicah
Peter Hitchens
5 months
A British child’s bookshelf 65 years ago.
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@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
5 months
Taxation is theft
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@Klutzes
Thomas Henwood
5 months
Marshall Wace interview challenge
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@Klutzes
Thomas Henwood
5 months
Free specs, anyone?
@BowesChay
Chay Bowes
5 months
China has sentenced a senior political adviser to death for pocketing over $36 million in bribes over 30 years Han Yong, former Party Secretary and Chairman of Shaanxi Provincial Committee, was handed the death sentence with a two-year reprieve Thoughts?
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@Bogachan_1971
Bogachan Ozdemir
5 months
In January 1920, #ponzi started his own company, the "Securities Exchange Company". I am pretty sure it was more honest than our #SEC now. Why did Charles Ponzi wait #FederalReserve to start his SEC? Every bubble in history had a ponzi story at the top of the bubble. #Enron in
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@petergklein
Peter G. Klein
5 months
Speaking of tariffs: Hollywood mogul Samuel Goldwyn started out in the glove business (as Sam Goldfish) and, after a sharp tariff increase in 1913, found a clever way to avoid paying the duty on imported gloves. (From Scott Berg's excellent 1989 biography of Goldwyn.)
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@sharrond62
Sharron Davies MBE
7 months
Ummm..RT if that didn’t happen in your are?! 🤄
@kevinhollinrake
Kevin Hollinrake MP
7 months
ā€œNo ifs, no buts, Labour will freeze Council Taxā€ 🤄
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@Klutzes
Thomas Henwood
5 months
Testerical! Boz reborn
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
5 months
Jolyon, calm down. You're getting testerical. Over the last 48 hours you've publicly alleged that I'm on an 'anti-trans crusade', that I'm 'gleefully weaponising' sexually threatening messages that are 'likely false flag', that I'm an 'amoral' person and a 'bigot' who's 'waging
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Thomas Henwood
5 months
The words ā€˜never learn’ come to mind when it comes to taking on JKR. Maugham must know she’s going to masticate, macerate and desiccate him every time he calls her out. Does he like the attention? Is he addicted to the limelight ? Why does he keep doing it? Ours not to reason why
@spikedonline
spiked
5 months
JK Rowling vs Jolyon Maugham – a stunning social-media mismatch: https://t.co/WkAFxTYTW5
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@NavalismHQ
Navalism
5 months
"The road to socialism via inflation: Print money, crash the reserve currency, destroy savers, and force them into inflated assets. Asset inflation leads to inequality. Demonize asset holders and tax the nominal gains, thereby confiscating the real value of the assets." @naval
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Thomas Henwood
5 months
Allister Heath... right... again...
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Thomas Henwood
5 months
Rodney is a rancid liar It should be routine to prosecute such actions as "Misconduct in a public office" Then it would stop, Campbell-esque spin would be seen as the crime it is
@afneil
Andrew Neil
5 months
ANDREW NEIL: In 55 years of covering politics, I’ve never accused ANY government of congenitally telling untruths. But Starmer has taken lying, gaslighting and deceit to a new level https://t.co/HRZw3ma68g
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@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
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10/10 marketingšŸ˜‚
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@PolemicTMM
Polemic Paine
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@boy_shoeshine Trump era. Sell before YOU fire the cannon. Buy before YOU blow the bugle.
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