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@KingOfConvexity

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Janitor @SteelyardCap | AlcoBev Investor/Advisor | Board Member | @OhioU Alum | Student of Behavioral Finance | Recovering Rink Rat | occasional humor | 🏁

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@KingOfConvexity
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Hue Jackson checking his notes.. #Browns #CLEvsCIN
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omg lol $TSLA
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"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on earth." - @elonmusk lol 👌🏻
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Tesla was using soap to install Cybertruck accelerator pedal covers, which are now slipping off
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@KingOfConvexity
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Not sure who needs to hear this, but #NeverTrump conservatives were right all along..
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Despite what you may read on this website, Mary Kay Cabot has never stopped the #Browns from winning football games.
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Hey @larry_kudlow , can you get out here and take a bow for us? Just incredible stuff here man.. Those of us living in objective reality are embarrassed for you.. Shameful what a blathering fool Trump has reduced you to.. #CNNSOTU 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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@KingOfConvexity
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*LeBron’s eye gets gouged out* NBA Ref: After review, LeBron’s eye shouldn’t have been there and by rule, the Warriors win.
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@KingOfConvexity
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Who wants to tell her?
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Can we just recognize our hometown boy @DreKnott for putting in the road trips and long days, all so we get the straight dope on our Tribe? He’s in the trenches and one of us.. We’re lucky to have him Cleveland.. 💪🏻😎🤙🏻 #RallyTogether
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@KingOfConvexity
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HEY. CARL. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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We've hired Carl Willis, our pitching coach from 2003-09, to replace Mickey Callaway. Welcome back, Carl!
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@KingOfConvexity
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Trump - “The US is in the midst of an economic boom the likes of which the world has never seen before.” #Davos2020 Ok.
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@KingOfConvexity
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So I’ve read $MS Jonas note on $TSLA multiple times now.. PT from $250 to $400 is solely related to “dojo”, which does not functionally exist, generates zero revenue, and would need to rely on third party vendors relative to hardware.. Appears to me a dilutive raise imminent.
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The four stages of every #Browns game.
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@KingOfConvexity
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Distributor truck wrap in Chicago.. 👌🏻 #IYKYK #Malort
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@KingOfConvexity
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The @Indians are the smoking hot girlfriend who is sweet and kind and always there for you.. The Browns are the trash-ass addict abuser that can't get their shit together.. Cleveland is the idiot boyfriend. 🤷‍♂️
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@KingOfConvexity
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Tesla could literally go to zero and I’ll still have piss drinkers in my mentions telling me what an idiot I am for being short.. $TSLA
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If you have “Tesla” in your handle / bio as a fundamental component of your identity, you need to take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself how you somehow willfully espoused a ridiculous cult.. Sadly, you’ve done irreparable damage to your intellectual credibility. $TSLA
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@KingOfConvexity
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Serious question — can this dude be trusted to carry out the duties of POTUS until January 20th, 2021?
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@KingOfConvexity
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Spitballing here but I think it may have something to do with all the fraud.. can’t be sure though. $TSLA
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WHY IS EVERY SINGLE GOVERNMENT AGENCY GOING AFTER ELON MUSK FOR NO REASON ALL OF A SUDDEN ?
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@KingOfConvexity
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womp womp :( $TSLA
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@charliebilello
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The average price of a used Tesla is now $30k lower than the peak in July 2022, a 44% decline. $TSLA
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@KingOfConvexity
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Someday, we’ll be united in this way again. Need to make some serious changes to get there.
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@KingOfConvexity
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With Cruz Colorado sweep now confirmed, of last 160 delegates allocated, Cruz has won 152, Trump 8, other guy zero. Complete momentum shift.
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Clean hit and if you don’t like it, go play tee ball.. #TexasHockey #GoAvsGo
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@KingOfConvexity
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When your Chicago friends text you "Go Cubs"..
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Choose to be great #MambaMentality
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@KingOfConvexity
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From the $ASAN CEO.. 👀 $TSLA
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@KingOfConvexity
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Just so we’re clear.. Jeff Bezos created an $800B company that within 20 years completely reinvented the paradigm of global commerce, while also founding an aerospace company making commercial space travel a reality. Trump inherited a trust fund and was in a reality show. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Potential advertisers love this stuff.. very cool 👌🏻
@elonmusk
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Dustin, wd u lik sum t?
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@BradKnowsBall Clean hit in the first place bud 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Nicole Wallace bringing HEAT 🔥🔥🔥 #ChickenShit
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I’m actually getting a little disturbed at how deeply unwell these $TSLA people are.. Good lord. 😳
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@KingOfConvexity
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@PhilanthropyGal Actually the real problem is a crazy person that shot a lot of people.
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@KingOfConvexity
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@pgsween @SomervilleCLE Oh cool so he’s basically doing his only job.. Huge.
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@KingOfConvexity
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Reading #JobsReport and two initial takeaways are that black unemployment is up (a lot), no longer at record lows (7.9% vs 6.3%).. Also U-6 (actual unemployment) is up to 10.1% vs 8.0% in Dec. Overall, very weak report.
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I’m no big time football strategist, but why are you starting a handicapped Mayfield over a capable Keenum vs a winless Lions team? Seems like poor risk management (something I am an expert in).. #Browns #DETvsCLE
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@KingOfConvexity
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This guy is just too good ☠️😂🤣
@JLCauvin
J-L Cauvin - Wash DC 6/28-29
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Watch the full video of the Trump workout, share & subscribe here:
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As a matter of law, you must be at least 35YO to be elected POTUS. Similarly, it would be sensible to place a ceiling on that eligibility. I propose 60YO max at the time of election, with a single term stipulation in that instance.
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and again to be clear, I’m not saying $TSLA is a complete dogshit business.. I’m saying the common shares are trading at a value not grounded in reality.
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@KingOfConvexity
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Don wants to take on Cruz head-to-head. Giddyup.
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So Elon piss drinkers are trying to bid up $TSLA common shares in hopes that a stumbling car company will build and scale some weird robot that might be able to jack them off in like 10yrs.. cool cool 👌🏻
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@KingOfConvexity
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Truly hilarious — Failed blog that’s doing business as “Trump Media & Technology Group”, laughably valued at $875MM, is going public via SPAC to — get this — launch a social network.. Unequivocally doomed to fail. Very interesting short opportunity🤔🔒 $DWAC
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lol this is next-level insane.. $TSLA
@Barchart
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Robotaxis will generate 8-10 Trillion in revenues in 2030, half of which will go to platforms like Tesla $TSLA says Cathie Wood
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@KingOfConvexity
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How you feel about @Indians #ALDS G5 has zero impact on outcome. So your choice, act like a confident winner, or a defeated loser. #RallyTogether
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How much lower does $TSLA need to go before the piss drinkers fuck off? 🤔
@Barchart
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Tesla $TSLA now down 62% since its all-time high of $414.50 on November 4th, 2021
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@KingOfConvexity
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Do I even need to explain it?
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@KingOfConvexity
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Did Kenny Albert just say the officials have done a great job today? Related, am I living on the fucking moon? #Browns
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Originally posted below w/o comment, but to add a measure of context.. In Jan $TSLA was trading at $113, reporting 15.5% net margin. Today it trades at $256 while net margin nearly cut in half to 7.9%, rev stagnating, bleeding share, secondary market collapsing. Growth story?
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$TSLA net margin relative to revenue..
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@jiveDurkey Can we also talk about the exclamation point? I mean, wtf.
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Shorts were right. Fuck off. Deal with it. $TSLA $TSLAQ
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@KingOfConvexity
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You guys, what if Rudy takes this all the way to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott?
@RudyGiuliani
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”BREAKING: Attorney General William Barr has authorized federal prosecutors to pursue “substantial allegations” of voting irregularities before the 2020 presidential election is certified. (Per AP)” - @jennfranconews
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Hard to convince me there’s a better American rock n roll album than Fizzy Fuzzy Big & Buzzy from the legendary @azpeacemakers .. True classic.
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. @andre out here doing real things for underrepresented groups with @ComcastVentures Catalyst Fund.. Kings to you, sir. 🙏🏻🐔🧠 $SPX $QQQ @CNBC @SquawkAlley
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Used to be that we had political leaders with enough humility and relatability to laugh at themselves..
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@KingOfConvexity
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DEAD ☠️☠️☠️
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@KingOfConvexity
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One of the deepest flaws of social media is that some of the most influential voices are also some of the dumbest fucking people imaginable.
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@KingOfConvexity
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If you still have your parents, cherish them.. Life is very different when they’re gone.
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@KingOfConvexity
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@WalshFreedom @dccra Hey Joe, do you remember at which point you recognized that you were terribly wrong and realized Trump was woefully unfit for The Office? Genuinely curious what the tipping point was for you..
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Holding up alright for 42.. 😎 Cheers to another year on the right side of the dirt 🙏🏻🥳
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So we’re still pretending this is normal? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@KingOfConvexity
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When you bother to read the article, you're going to regret this tweet. #Antioch
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@ABC Where was the "good guy" with a gun to stop him?
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Ravens fans — don’t think of this as a loss, think of it as a celebration of your heritage. #CLEvsBAL #Browns 😎🤙🏻
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If I had a $100 bill for every time I was told “never bet against Elon Musk”, I’d have a tiny fraction of what I’ve made actually betting against Elon Musk 😂 👌🏻 $TSLA
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@KingOfConvexity
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When your squad finds out Zima is coming back to the US..
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@KingOfConvexity
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Once #Browns leave US for the London game we need @realDonaldTrump to impose a travel ban until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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This is Bezos in 1997 discussing the thesis behind Amazon. Now, juxtapose this with how you’d imagine Trump discussing the real estate biz he inherited from his dad and his dumbfuck reality show where he playacts being a successful business person. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@KingOfConvexity
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Just watched CNN segment in which @SteveDeaceShow obliterated the voterless election fallacy perpetuated by Trump sycophants.. Exceptional.
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Cherish your mother.. No one in your life can ever love and support you the way she can. I know this for sure because I lost mine a year ago tonight. She sacrificed so much for me. Here’s to you, mom.. Love and miss you so much. 🙏🏻
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Not financial advice, but if you’re long $TSLA..
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Hey Browns guy jacking off to training camp locker room speeches -- Have you ever heard of the 1st place back-to-back AL Central Champion Cleveland @Indians ? You should maybe check them out.
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Current mood
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Biden is going to say some inarticulate, dimwitted things at times.. But to even remotely compare him to the vast stratosphere of Trump’s dumbfuckery is a bridge 10,000 miles too far. Trump is a *pure* dunce.. Also an insufferable, whiny prick. These are demonstrable facts.
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lol fuckin dude out here just straight up bullshitting with zero hesitation..
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@MuskBreaking I personally wrote the first national maps, directions, yellow pages & white pages on the Internet in the summer of 1995 in C with a little C++. Didn’t use a “web server” to save CPU cycles (just read port 8080 directly). Couldn’t afford a Cisco T1 router, so wrote an emulator
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@royceyoung @AnthonyG729 they all look like jackoffs.
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Just to demonstrate how unbelievably dumb these #MAGA types are.. This genius posted these tweets only 90-minutes apart. “Extremely hard to believe” though, right @toddstarnes ?
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Dunning-Kruger All-Stars out here flexin! lol 😂👌🏻 $TSLA $TSLAQ
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@CuriousPejjy
Pejjy
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$TSLA bears/shorts, where y'all at? Shocked? Surprised? Speechless? Covering your shorts? Crawling back to your cave? I'm dying to hear your excuses now. Don't be shy, I won't bite! 🤣
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Are we still pretending this broad isn’t totally insane?
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@IvankaTrump @SecAzar Presidential illiteracy is up 100%
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Saw Alex Jones trending and wanted to remind everyone that he’s just a normal guy that wants you to buy his vitamins.
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Serious question though re: Durant charge.. Has anyone ever seen a subjective, in-the-moment judgement call like that, 1) reviewed in the first place, 2) overturned without 100% compelling video evidence that it was the wrong call? What kind of racket are you running @NBA ?
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Everything is going great in #MAGA land..
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“King of ventilators”? What is the abolsute dog shit is this clown even talking about?
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Should I take it to the next level and just plant a Biden sign in my yard?
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Sending thoughts and prayers to all the crypto bros.. 🙏🏻 Sorry about your imaginary computer coins! My only advice, next time you join a cult, don’t be such a dick to people that refuse to follow.. Best of luck!
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🤷🏻‍♂️ $TSLA
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Good lord.. Nuclear level of self-inflicted embarrassment here. Used to feel a measure of sympathy for Yaccarino, but now more epicaricacy. Simply not a serious person.
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@HolderStephen He’s a problem for anyone not wearing brown and orange.
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When your trip to the moon gets canceled.. 🤷🏻‍♂️ $DOGE #dogecoin
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@mekosoff While it was an otherwise amusing cautionary tale, the 'free steak' quip is rather off-putting. Really kind of undermines the empathy angle.
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@mekosoff To be clear, I am empathetic to Alyssa, just not your cheapening it with the 'free steak' quip. Came without context. Thanks though.
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@KaitCait @WalshFreedom @dccra Very difficult thing to reverse an opinion, particularly for a public figure, so I agree.. That takes courage and deserves respect.
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dead 😂😭
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Donald Trump right now.. #GOPDebate
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Good thing the @NFL got rid of that Tim Tebow character who was running around praying all the time.. What a bad guy.
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Seriously — how can any reasonable, literate adult not just support this guy, but maintain even a modicum of respect for him (given his visceral, wanton disrespect for others)? He is shit stain on American history that can never be erased. Shame. #TrumpPressConference
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“feet” lol
@kayleighmcenany
Kayleigh McEnany
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President Biden begins his first press conference by touting the rate of vaccines being administered, a feet solely made possible by President Trump's Operation Warp Speed.
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@ClayTravis Cavs down 3-1 in 2016 NBA Finals, winning Game 7 on GSW floor. First team to ever do it.
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Please stop pretending Elon Musk acquired twitter for some noble, altruistic purpose.. He acquired twitter because he fucked around and a Delaware court made sure he found out. Essentially a shitpost that cost him $44B that he’s trying to spin into some sacrifice for humanity.
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Any #MAGA types want to take a crack at defending this insane shit?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
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Robert De Niro is having a Sunday morning.. @CNN
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Build this guy a statue.
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