Kevin
@KevinInChains
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Don’t you worry child
Lost somewhere around Camden
Joined October 2008
Grimes while right to a certain extent was a huge asshole who didn’t get ahead in life cause he was unlikable.
"You... went into outer space? You!?" "Sure! You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?"
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You quite literally couldn’t pay me to go back to 2016 with a fully armed militia so I’m always taken aback by how nostalgic people are for that time.
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Just so pretty
JACK EICHEL. WITH THE BACKHAND. FOR THE GAME WINNER. FIRE. US. UP. 🔥
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Bregman correctly identified that the Red Sox fire executives every three seconds and that their word means nothing because they just traded Rafael Devers who was signed to a virtual lifetime contract. I don’t blame him at all for wanting that no trade guarantee
Alex Bregman on how important it was to have a no-trade clause in his deal with the Cubs: “I feel like, like you said, being able to be in a place that offered stability and a place that showed how much they cared about what was important to me, was super important to myself, my
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i hope he tears his groin again (career ending this time!)
.@FlaPanthers star Matthew Tkachuk: "The two Cups was pretty good, but that walk with you might've Trumped it all... Nothing beats this. I'm so proud to be an American, and so proud to be here with you."
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I will say Impact has been a show with very little wrestling, made up mostly of entrances, promos, video packages, and hype. It is the dream show of the kind of fan that Tweets "TNA is on the verge of being number 2". Sadly for TNA, those people just tweet that and never watch it
Watching Impact has been an unbelievably depressing experience tonight. We now have 3 promotions on prominent cable stations and they're 3 variations on the same flavor. Your only choice between them is how competently you want to see it done.
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lorne michaels killing himself on stage is more probable
It's Saturday, January 17th. Finn Wolfhard is hosting SNL. The studio has been darker than usual all night. It's almost over. Finn: "Thanks for having me on. It's been a pl... *clock chime*" Suddenly all lights in the studio cease to exist. Absolute darkness. The clock
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I CAN NOT DEFEND YOU WHEN YOU ARE ACTING LIKE THIS TNA
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Danielson embracing “YES” chants in the Tokyo Dome is still the coolest thing ever btw. https://t.co/MFcDnJVQtM
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Nolan Arenado, who forced his way out of Colorado in part to play more playoff games — finishes his Cardinals career with fewer postseason games than he played for the Rockies.
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this mf tony khan just signed all of them in the span of 5 days
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Trying to scan the QR code on the ICE agent choking me but first I have to watch a 10 second FanDuel ad
Scoop in here: Rep. Ritchie Torres introducing a bill that would require ICE officers to wear QR codes that you can scan to get their full name, badge number and other identifying info. @Axios
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Of course George Michael knows all the words and is singing along.
David Bowie picked Annie Lennox to perform Under Pressure with him at the '92 Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert. This rehearsal is AMAZING. Bowie’s expression alone is PRICELESS. What other famous artist can you spot? https://t.co/OTnwPZbH0A
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GOP Rep Lisa McClain's (R-MI) husband bought six figures of xAI stock a few days before Pentagon announced new partnership. So lucky!
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There really is a video for everything.
Ted Cruz, 2016: “We’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if he were president, would have nuked Denmark.”
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i don’t think she had to do that
🚨 JUST IN: Riley Gaines had to wrap her 3-month-old baby in a BULLET-PROOF BLANKET on the Supreme Court steps during oral arguments on transgender athletes in women’s sports, because of violent threats from the radical left! “I have a 3-month-old baby I have to wrap in a
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