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@Kate_Martinson

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I’m just a normal, functioning member of the human race and there’s no way anyone can prove otherwise

Joined January 2012
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@1goodtern
tern
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If you think migration pressure is bad now, just wait ten years and we've hit 2 degrees of global warming. It'll make the current situation look like a tea party.
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@MittensOff
The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓
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What a twat.
@PolitlcsUS
Politics US
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🚨 PICTURED: President Trump wears a baseball cap during the dignified transfer of US troops killed during Operation Epic Fury
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@jonburkeUK
Jon Burke 🌍
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If Starmer had any sense, he’d tell this six-time Vietnam draft dodging sex offender to go and ask his billionaire war criminal, religious fanatic friends for help instead. We know where we stand, and it’s not with people who think bravery is bombing schools full of children.
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@AntiTrumpCanada
Canada Hates Trump
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Listen up Fuckface: Not only are you the worst president in American history, you’re easily the dumbest. And to top it all off you’re a convicted felon, a war criminal, a pedophile and the most most eagerly anticipated obituary on the planet.
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@MarkSeddon1962
Mark Seddon
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Except that a) they are losing, b) Trump is unhinged, c) his mad war is illegal and, d) most Britons know all of this, which is why they re opposed to any British involvement.
@Peston
Robert Peston
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Trump: “The UK, our once great ally…we don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won”
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@krishgm
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
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Yesterday dinner with Farage. Today the salvo against Starmer :
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@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
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In her 1990 divorce deposition, Ivana Trump claimed that Donald Trump raped her in 1989 after pushing her to the floor, holding her arms down and ripping fistfuls of hair from her scalp.
@Acyn
Acyn
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Trump: The savages who rape with impunity must be permanently removed from society.
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@IRIMFA_SPOX
Esmaeil Baqaei
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Dear @FIFAcom, Dear @Olympics, This is Tehran’s Azadi Sports Complex، a football stadium، targeted by the same United States whose president received a FIFA “Peace Prize.” Any comment from FIFA or IOC?!
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@jazzanovaboat
Mike Hyde LTFC
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Can someone answer this for me: Why is it that supermarket petrol stations have increased prices due to the Iran conflict for fuel they purchased at the pre-conflict price? And yes, I will accept profiteering cunts as an answer.
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@penheiro53
alan PW💙🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦
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What a F****** joke @KemiBadenoch is. Giving her speech on @SkyNews she says Straight faced "Britain only has Gas Storage for two weeks. Big shock is coming" Who sold off our Storage facilities, putting our risk of Market volatility to the front F***** Tories Did !!!!
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@salltweets
Sall Grover
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I’ll make this as clear as I can: feminine men = no problem. Enjoy, dudes. men thinking femininity makes them a women & demand to be a woman in law = NO.
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@Eyeswideopen69
The Purple Pimpernel
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The whole world witnessed you start this conflict. You may be able to sell this stupid shit to rednecks who can’t fucking read, but the rest of us can, and we see you for the stupid neo-Nazi cunts you are.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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The United States did not start this conflict, but we will finish it.
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@DachshundColin
Colin the Dachshund
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@EylonALevy You should realise we all think Netanyahu is a genocidal maniac who should get a one way ticket to the Hague.
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@adamndsmith
Adam Smith
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.@ZackPolanski in Peckham today: “I’ve never taken a penny from oil and gas companies, gambling companies, or private healthcare *round of applause* “I appreciate that, but I want to point out that it’s absurd, that a politician is praised for *not* being bought and paid for”
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@rbisrb
RB
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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up, Folks…
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@ConsoomerLs
Corporate Absurdity
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HR expects you to take 5-10 minutes for lunch breaks.
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@TomLondon6
Tom London
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Trump will use the World Cup 2026 like Hitler used the Olympics 1936 DO NOT LET HIM
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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CHAMPIONS. POTUS x MESSI 👑
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@heyshrutimishra
Shruti
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A professor built an app in 12 hours that Meta's billion dollar team never wanted to exist. It detects their Ray-Ban glasses nearby using Bluetooth. Your phone vibrates: "Smart Glasses are probably nearby." Meta's own internal memo said they'd launch facial recognition on the
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@heynavtoor
Nav Toor
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🚨BREAKING: OpenAI published a paper proving that ChatGPT will always make things up. Not sometimes. Not until the next update. Always. They proved it with math. Even with perfect training data and unlimited computing power, AI models will still confidently tell you things that
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@AaronBastani
Aaron Bastani
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There’s a mile between the Royal Navy base in Portsmouth and the city’s Grammar School. John Bolton presumably thinks that makes it a legitimate target for a foreign adversary? The yanks pump out utter morons like its nobodies business.
@BBCNewsnight
BBC Newsnight
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"Don't build girls' schools right next to naval bases" President Trump's former National Security Adviser John Bolton responds to reports of a US or Israeli strike on a girls' school in Iran. #Newsnight
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