RT @jordynejoness: Salted butter on sourdough toast makes me believe in a brighter future.

RT @taylorswift13: get in the car it’s august.

RT @chyeaok: I know I’m a broken record on this, but @PeteButtigieg is consistently impressive.

If there's one thing I learned in the pandemic, it's that indefinitely is in fact often definite.

RT @yayalexisgay: I wouldn’t say I self-sabotage but I did just leave for the night with 32% battery.

Thoughtful move by Hawaiian Airlines to disable WiFi so passengers have to be more intentional. Guess all those work emails really can wait - bring on the Mai Tais!.

RT @yayalexisgay: “did you know your voicemail is full?” ya babe, it’s a feature not a bug.

18 months into a pandemic and @DallasLoveField not having proper business continuity plans in place (Covid outbreak in air traffic control, 2 planes out per hour) sort of blows my mind but. Texas?.

RT @anandc: Taking criticism seriously but not personally is a superpower.

It has come to my attention (mostly by me) that I don't giveth back to Twitter as much as I taketh. So may I present you: my evening in a couple of rather iconic pics

RT @Elijah_Newsome: You know it's been a WILD day when AOC, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy all agree on something. https://t.c….

RT @Chasten: The author could’ve used fewer words to just say “ya know in my day we didn’t have to respect women.”

RT @yayalexisgay: my current tax filing situation has big "teacher gave us an extension but I still haven't started the paper" energy.

Cam's face when I told him I bought 4k+ shares of #dogecoin 💁🏻‍♀️

If your relationship needs a dash of hilarity, may I recommend purchasing a Waterpik and not reading the instructions before use.

On vacation. At the beach. Why does lunch taste so much better with the pool and/or ocean nearby?.

RT @dog_feelings: gooooob morning. the human is working from home today. but i require attention. so i’m going to sit in their lap. and ran….

RT @Jason: NEW: Talk with @Five9 CEO @RowanTrollope on cloud-based contact centre, future of jobs & culture

Dear @SouthwestAir, why hasn't your WiFi worked on the last several flights I've been on? Signed, a business traveler and card holder who didn't sign up for this!.

RT @CollegeMentors: Have you ever looked for an opportunity to recognize a #mentor who made a huge difference in your professional life? No….