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The sluttiest thing a man can do is be sweet and put in effort
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My friends asking me if I threw up in the bathroom after I come back with watery eyes and am a little sweaty
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Salted butter on sourdough toast makes me believe in a brighter future
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I don’t know how to tell ya this man but… that’s the hottest grandma I’ve ever seen
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This is how it feels to tell someone you have feelings for them
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Now everyone in the United States is hating on Pete Ricketts. A dream come true. Nature is healing.
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JAKE GARDNER IS INDICTED!!! 1st count manslaughter, 2nd count use of firearm in commission of a felony, 3rd count attempted 1st degree assault, and 4th count terrorist threats. This is a step in the right direction. May justice be served for James and his family ❤️
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You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum
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This is not the justice that was wanted or needed. Jake Gardner should have been in custody and behind bars already, but thanks to Don Klein and OPD, was free to flee Omaha. This is a sad day in many ways.
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Posting this on Facebook to stir up some drama before Easter dinner
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Sorry I couldn’t come, I was stuck in a Scooby Doo background painting
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As we approach “no one cares about your Spotify wrapped” season. I do. I care about your Spotify wrapped. I will inspect and judge your music preferences and decide what kind of person you are based on it. Don’t be shy, post it.
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The Alabama River Boat brawl couldn’t have been better if it was written and directed. The man coming up from the water to beat ass, the guy whacking the other guy with a chair wwe style, the men skipping in without their shirts, the screen caps alone are a masterpiece, true art
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Pete Ricketts just helped medical marijuana NOT be on the ballot this November, despite petitions signed by people from every county in Nebraska. Pete also gets money from pharmaceutical companies, which is the real reason he doesn’t want this. Fuck you
@GovRicketts
so much.
BREAKING: The Nebraska Supreme Court has ruled medical marijuana will NOT be on the ballot in November.
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Minimum wage is $9 in Nebraska, average rent is $950 here in Omaha, so someone working 40 hours per week will make about $1400/month pre taxed, so they will have roughly $400 for the rest of the month for food, gas, electric, daycare, and all other expenses. Yeah, fuck off.
"The average rent in Omaha is just $950, well below the national average. Overall affordable, Omaha features unique neighborhoods for every budget and lifestyle"
via
@ApartmentGuide
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Omaha at 36th and Q… hell seems way cooler anyways
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Men should be thankful I am trying to blame their bad traits on their birth chart and then they have the audacity to say it’s fake? Okay do you want something real? Let’s talk about how your mom raised you, that definitely influenced your personality, let’s start there then
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Men saying they are entering their villain era doesn’t sit right with me, you’ve been the villain this whole time, brother. What about a decent person era? That would at least be different
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You can lose my number but you can’t unsay I love you during missionary. ok carry on guys
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Jake Gardner's refusal to face a jury of his peers is a shining case study in the deep lack of integrity and moral fortitude of those who seek to protect "law and order" by way of vigilante violence. Deeply cowardly, and also denies the Scurlock family their day in court.
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I’m not immune to how corsets make boobs look
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Posted this to my story on Instagram but sharing here as well to make women aware. This is absolutely disgusting and if you do stuff like this, you are fucking vile. If you are a woman, feel free to dm for the link, fair warning, it is really hard to go through.
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It’s 90 degrees and I’m just trying to get weird and spooky
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Omaha is one of the most poorly designed cities in the United States and I truly believe that
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It’s SO awesome to see that
@GovRicketts
supports legalizing marijuana here in the State of Nebraska!
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Call her daddy is a podcast made by & for pick me girls. I couldn’t even struggle through one episode because the “advice” is just toxic & immature. Now they are having ultra pick me girl, Jamie Spears, on to talk about her sister?? Fucking weird. Everyone involved needs therapy.
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You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
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This tweet is proof of how easy it is to piss men off hahaha
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It’s women’s history month & my birthday month so what timing for the man who was my “step grandpa” to get arrested for assaulting me as a child for so many years. This is a really important step in a journey that has taken almost 20 years. Thinking of all victims today & always.
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This is a tv station in North Platte. Look at the post and then read the comments. I don’t even have words.
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A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but the Hex Girls from Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost will
a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but gillian anderson as dana scully will
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January is the month where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and then pretend like you’re doing just fine
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It’s still in the 70s during the day, I can wear this
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Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him (this is just a friend, don’t wanna scare the hoes)
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Bowled a horrible game, thanks for tuning in!
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Mitch McConnell was trending and I got excited for a second that he finally died
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My abuser was sentenced to prison today. The process of holding him accountable has taken several years. He was found guilty despite his efforts to diminish my trauma. I truly believe good things are coming & I’m proud of you all for being here even though it’s hard. We got this!
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Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends that all republicans stay, at least, 10 feet away from me at all times.
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Gosh darn it you guys, my racist cousin found my Twitter and now she reported it 😢 what will I ever do now? 😕😂
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I don’t know, the pink in the hair just kind of makes sense
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Princess Peach with a hint of pirate Jordyn, happy new year friends 🎲
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Looks like I’m about to drop the hottest indie sleeze album of the 2010s
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This is what happens when Twitter doesn’t give me Twitter circle!!
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The CDC says that if you are fully vaccinated you don’t have to socially distance or wear a mask, but I will be ignoring this because I don’t want people to assume I am a Republican.
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Remember four days ago when he had a concert for 90,000+ in Lincoln?? Crazy
Amid rising COVID-19 cases, Garth Brooks cancels all remaining 2021 shows: "In July, I sincerely thought the pandemic was falling behind us. Now, watching this new wave, I realize we are still in the fight and I must do my part."
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Happy women’s day, none of my jeans fit because my ass is growing I guess!!
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All the people getting offended by the jokes about the missing sub would have lost their minds if they saw Omaha Twitter the day Dave Paladino died in a plane crash
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If I had a surfer girlfriend I would tell her to post extra pics in her swimsuit. Not showing off your hot girlfriend should be a criminal offense punishable by law, y’all are weak. More hot ladies for us gay people I guess.
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Start calling people out. If you feel like someone is being passive aggressive with you? Say something. Is someone giving you a backhanded compliment? Say something. Make them explain it to you. Stop letting people do mean and petty things for no reason. Call them out, trust me.
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When the new fit comes but the high all weekend is five and the low is -20 :/
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Flirting with my friends isn’t even flirting at this point, it’s second nature, of course I’m flirting with them, look at them, they are beautiful and I can’t help myself, I’m blushing
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We came, we wondered, we bowled it was wonderful
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Girls are going dancing, you’ve been warned
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I gave it a honest shot but I think the dating scene is not for me! Thank you so much for the opportunity! All love!!
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When I say I have that dog in me, I mean this mf
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Need these for when I’m ovulating
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2024 in and outs
Out:
Situationships
In:
Being unashamed and completely vulnerable with love
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I would rather off myself than be in my 30s having “drama”, like do you know how many times a day I think about dying? Too many to have any sort of beef with people from Omaha, Nebraska.
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It was 70s degrees today, I don’t know anymore
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I guess I’ll be the one that got away 😁😆☺️😊
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Elon is removing the block feature so Grimes will see his tweets, there’s no other explanation for this, this is divorced man behavior
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Princess Peach lookin ass new years fit but I’m rolling with it
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Bring back 80s interior design you cowards
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Our city flooded & our Mayor has said nothing. Not a single thing. Between her &
@GovRicketts
we are essentially on our own. No leadership during rising Covid cases or climate disasters, why are more people not angry? They are failing to do their jobs. We need change immediately.
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You’re in his dms, I am trying to remember if I just took my medication or not. Did you see me take it?? Are you sure? Yes or no did you see me put the meds in my mouth
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Unstressed, unbothered, drinking drinks I certainly didn’t pay for, I miss it
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When he calls you “hot” but Anakin Skywalker said “the moment I met you, years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you - I can't breathe”
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F u body dysmorphia, we are loving ourselves today
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