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No matter how big your dreams are, when it’s time to work, make sure you aren’t stuck dreaming.
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“Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh”
Genesis 2:24
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When Norma Gigaba is done, let us remember that she was a willing participant in activities that she knew ultimately were at the expense of the taxpayer and by implication, the poor.
She is no hero, she will never be.
A woman scorned is not a woman exonerated.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Immigration control is not Xenophobia.
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A special toast to that kid that stuck with him from the beginning to ensure that the shame is reduced.
That’s so much class
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Rochelle Kunutu 👀
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The pap looks like it was told “you can also come if you want”
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Naira*
To save everybody the time.
She spent over 1m as a wedding guest, did she do too much?
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You’ll have better luck posting this query on FaceBook.
These ones only have opinions.
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Everyday everyday we have to provide emotional validation for marago a batho mo Twitter?
Re haohele Morena please 😭
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My dad even set his own exam to prepare you for exams.
That meant reading every single text book.
We have known love.
wait. y’all parents helped with your school work growing up?
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I hate this reckless activity with my whole heart because there’s always a random/innocent family dragged into this to mourn their loved ones because broers wanted to play with their toys on a public road 😔
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Men this.
Women that.
Date this.
Sex that.
What’s wrong at home guys?
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2024 is going to require spiritual discipline of the highest order.
Prayer is the theme. Prayer is the answer.
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This Senzo Meyiwa thing is more confusing than trying to figure out what people in Joburg do for a living
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He’s giving them the full unhygienic experience even?
I wanna invest.
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Re reng banna?
“I’m so honoured at the opportunity”?
Why do men decide to get moody after sending money?😭😭
👩:"thank u babe🥺❤"
👦🏽: "👍🏼"
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People who were earning R0.00 last month asking what they must do with R350.00... uhm, firstly, Mxolisi, you can start by giving your relatives a break.
How’s about that?
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With a renewed commitment to improving the state of the African music playing field, I am proud to have joined
@SonyMusicAfrica
as Head of Legal and Business affairs today.
I look forward to improving gains created and advancing the betterment of artists lives and careers.
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Nna tshokolo e mborela tsona tse
Don't ever throw away your tomato sauce bottle you can use it for water or milk
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World Rankings in our group:
Sweden - no.3
Italy - no.14
Argentina - no.34
South Africa - no.57
Statistically we stood no chance.
@Banyana_Banyana
have done the impossible
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Congratulations to:
Siya Kolisi
Lukhanyo Am
Cheslin Kolbe
Makazola Mampimpi
Bongi Mbonambi
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Today I paid off my personal loans and credit cards leaving me personally debt free. Then I got a bursary offer for my studies in the mail.
If I ever tell you I’ve seen God in the wilderness please don’t ask me to explain.
Just accept.
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Next week Sunday come to 012 Central at 2pm with 30
The day wasn't productive at all but I'm thankful to God for this chapter of my life ❤️ Will go again next week Saturday with the hope of it being more productive 🙏🙏
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It was Mpura’s season. His time had arrived.
It’s all just heavy.
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Huns will tell their heartbreak stories to pre-school children if that’s what it takes 😭
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I’m scared to touch the bread.
What if it “gives hungry” and she divorces me? 😭
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It’s the same for everyone, annoying
I cant imagine what it’s like for a parent hearing your child cry
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I cannot explain how much walking was done in this era
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Normalize asking people on social media how old they are before engaging on particular topics.
Next thing you’re debating the dynamics of lobola with a 22 year old who needs his Wimpy dates subsidized by his parents.
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I don’t know where Afrikaans Taanies went for Secretary training but my goodness they are GOOD at their thing
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I support the principle behind this tweet but factually speaking, Jesu ntse a phela straateng le minimum 12 ya majita. Ba betha di road trip… ba be ba becha batho ka marotho le ditlhapi nageng.
Just saying 🤷🏾♂️
Show me in the Bible where it says "then Moshe atswa aaya majiteng"
Lere tlwaela masepa lona
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And yet here you are, my brother, proving yourself to strangers daily... what is your prize?
U have no business being with a gent that wants u to prove yourself
Kanti who is the prize ?
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I had the great honor of my beloved friends Nthabiseng Makhanya and Randy Molai preparing my papers with my brother Michael Matlapeng moving my application for admission as an advocate of the High Court.
Basson J and Nonceba AJ granted their prayers.
All Glory to God, always.
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They are either pregnant or helping their partners prepare responding affidavits to the HAWKS
I think the annual Valentines day slayers are laying low this year 😩
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The Entire Stadium callee our for
@CassperNyovest
and when they got him it was pandemonium
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you will never do anything outstanding enough to impress social media.
So keep your history, secrets, regrets, insults and conflicts to yourself.
People will laugh, forget and carry on while you deal with burnt bridges for no real reason
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If there’s one thing I’m not ashamed of it’s boxing money.
We came here to live. Live we shall.
Ke e jele Nicollete, and ke happy ngawana Mma
how much money was deposited into your bank account in the last 6 months? How much of it do you still have? how much of it can you truly account for?
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You can get ridiculed for anything in the hood.
“Ya maglazana”
Aowa banna, I literally can’t see 😭
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I’ve seen the brightest and most gifted people question themselves and their dreams because they couldn’t get going whereas the only problem was the pessimists they kept around them. Dreams can’t grow around certain energy.
Beware the perpetual pessimist, that’s the devil 🤞🏾
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This lady has been certified, A-Grade, stainless steel for 20 years flat.
Ke warranty klaar.
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“Papa today I’m giving you permission to take photos of my new hair”
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The passing of Shona Ferguson is not only painfully sad on many levels but equally petrifying because it breaks down every preconceived notion around COVID that may have provided comfort…age, health, size, class etc. The dreadful disease has proven its wrath beyond comprehension
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My mom used to fantasise about retirement and spending her time just baking for me.
My mother in law occasionally brings me baked goods and I cry a hundred million tears inside because I don’t even think she knows the little hole in my heart she patches with this act.
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I’ve seen many things this year, none as significant as the hand of God 😭
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“I do not believe it to be a matter of hope, it is simply a matter of time.”
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Once a week on our morning drive to school we listen only to talk radio.
I told Mogau that listening to the news helped me with school.
“Do they talk about collective nouns on the news? Cause I’m not learning anything”
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RT if you’re unfit but believe you can hold your own against Lynsey Sharp over 800m on track.
#IAAF
#IAmWithCaster
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“Ska tsamaya ka social media. Mo Twitter ra acta... ebile, cut!”
🎥 🍿
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Somebody who understood the assignment... and the assignment was encouragement and inspiration. Love and leadership.
First year medicine I was 24
Graduated at the age of 29
Turned 30 as an intern at Baragwanath Hospital
Izinto zami seziyahlangana at the big age of 42
Everyone has a journey! Enjoy yours and don't worry about anything else!
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Smeg needs to pay this Broer to stop.
I can’t explain,with proof, how much this behavior has accelerated the decline of the brands desirability at scale but I just know.
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I haven’t even started
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Did I tell you about the guy who fetched me at 11pm in Paarl to take me to the City?
Asked me if he could play his Ja Rule Greatest Hits album on full blast because he needed to stay awake.
The longest 50 minutes of my life, I had to sing Ashanti’s parts when he dozed off 😭
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I think Ntokozo Mbambo and Benjamin Dube need to headline the first Fontein when this madness ends.
I want to cry for 12 hours.
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My daughter got a huge trampoline for her birthday from some friends and I just knew I was never going to assemble it.
Hosted a braai for my brothers from Res, a number of whom are engineers, for them to put it together.
Taaibos, julle weet mos ❤️
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Nna tshokolo e mborela tsona tse 🤞🏾
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Young men are stupid
Young men are financially drained because of young women who want life standards of the internet.
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I think I thank God randomly, maybe 8 times a day.
For nothing and for everything.
I have seen his hand in the land of the living. In the barren place and the land of abundance, same God.
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Whoever wins the next Presidential election has to keep Aaron Motsoaledi as Minister of Home Affairs.
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“Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife”
Franz Schubert
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A word of advice young friends?
Sleep.
Rest.
Reset.
Take a break.
You will die trying to live in a makebelieve world where physical and emotional well-being are not key components of the success equation.
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My best friends married each other. That’s about all the festive cheer I needed.
Ke happy ❤️
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Does your medical aid know that these are the things that excite you?
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Have you met the people who work there?
They once started a broadcast with the lights off to emphasise how much load-shedding annoyed them 🤣
Why would ENCA stream looting during the presidents address???
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You wanna know what’s worse than growing up without money?
Growing up with money and losing it all when you become a teenager.
The psyche can never adjust.
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I believe many of us have contracted and recovered from COVID19 without even being aware
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