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@JoeKoffee
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5 years
It is an obscenity against kindness and compassion that we arrogate and abuse power against animals that are defenseless against us.
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2 years
@MeidasTouch A former President trying to extort his own country over sensitive materials he willfully & deliberately stole to protect himself from prosecution. His criminality has no bottom & no end; "Justice" is meaningless if he's not punished, & proportionally--in the highest degree.
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@JoeKoffee
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10 months
@AnnevanLeur We should start using Roman numerals, like the Super Bowl: Trump Indictment IV. Because you know we'll be up into impressive figures soon: Trump Indictment XVI, XIX, XXIV, etc.
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5 years
Something is terribly, terribly wrong with the world when you wake up every single day, for three years, and every single morning as you open you eyes your first thought is, "What did that &(^*& do while I was asleep?"
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@JoeKoffee
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3 years
Thanks! Whomever did this. I'm generally very unhappy these days; but this lifts the spirits and captures the elation of this wonderful moment. And...screw you, @realDonaldTrump , straight to 🔥👿💀
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3 years
It’s more than official. Joe Biden is certified and going to be the next President of these United States. It’s time to turn up the volume and DANCE!
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6 years
@NancySinatra @zaswadosaze @realDonaldTrump I believe "crimes against humanity" would be more accurate.
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2 years
@Leslieoo7 @Canaansdad1987 I agree w/ Leslie, but to expand: He's kind, well- and soft-spoken, humble, eschews macho posturing, intellectual, & favors nurturing people & environment over business & profit.
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5 years
@rjoseph7777 @SandyWinkle1 Trump will never earn my respect. He could open his veins to create clean energy for humanity, cure all disease, and stop war forever and the odiousness of his first 73 years would still haunt him forever.
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2 years
@RBReich We didn't hear the same speech, then.
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3 years
@OurProgressive Somebody feels very threatened.
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4 years
@NYinLA2121 Begging the question, Who the f*** needs FIVE HOMES?!
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3 years
I STILL don't understand why MAGAs love Trump, except that he's cruel & hates the same people they do. He's hurt everybody benefited no one but the über-wealthy, & laid waste to our republic's departments and customs. & he's personally responsible for massive civil unrest.
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3 years
@NoLieWithBTC @AP So Noem siphoned $200K from SD's taxpayers for a personal, private bribe? Criminal on multiple levels.
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3 years
@Amy_Siskind It seems that McConnell knows the rulebook and how to game it to obstruct, and that Democrats hesitate to do the same. Dems have to stop fearing faux Republican outrage & show them we don't fear.
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6 years
@maydaymindy9 He doesn't possess or display any bit of the composure, dignity, alert presence of attention, or gravitas one wants to associate with a supreme justice.
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4 years
@acnewsitics He gives permission to be the mean, rude, crude thugs they always wanted to be; He makes it ok to hate & discriminate against the same people they hate; When he can he gives them legal cover
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7 years
@ClassicSophie @tedlieu @realDonaldTrump I do hope this is the start of an avalanche!
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6 years
@RVAwonk @BeSeriousUSA This is EXACTLY the tone of voice, articulation, and forcibleness with which I would wish EVERY lying GOP slander, lie, and misleading speculation would be met by Democrats and representatives of progress and democratic values.
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2 years
Should be posted EVERYWHERE.
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6 years
@TDPattillo Things Republicans think Democrats are crazy for not wanting: Complete freedom for anyone to have any weapon Make everyone responsible for their own healthcare Make Christianity the state religion Make English the only approved language Allow only legal emigreés from N Europe
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@megangailey Little House of the Children of the Corn
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3 years
@kharly I'm terribly sorry to learn this. She wrote to me often and was very nice to me. I'll miss her. I'm truly sorry for your loss.
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@DerekNeverFails It should be illegal for them to switch AT ALL while in office. They should serve under the banner they flew when elected.
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1 year
@heatherscope "Calm down" is Republican for "Stop talking about that. You're making me uncomfortable."
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4 years
@blue_mitchell22 A poor person's idea of a rich one; Coward's idea of a tough guy; Weak person's idea of a strong one. And a cruel, profane, bullying, misogynistic, uncontrolled life that they wish they could live.
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2 years
@UROCKlive1 @VABVOX I'm a blue dot in a red state, and won't make a bit of difference. It angers me that between gerrymandering & the electoral college, it comes down to a handful of states that determine the fate of all of us.
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2 years
@devine2021 @JewishResister @cooltxchick Society coddles them under the Free Speech MAGA are so fond of: say any salacious, insulting, demeaning thing you want & it's "just my opinion." People don't feel bound to control themselves anymore; that's why cops get dragged into things so often.
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2 years
@GalenMicheal Mr Yang is a "spoiler," same as Ralph Nader. He could do harm to democracy for decades by pursuing his idea. This isn't the time; many loyal Democrats, supporting Biden, Harris, & Pelosi won't come over to him. He'll lessen Democratic impact at the polls & give wins to Reds.
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6 years
@TalbertSwan This is pretty amazing—the chutzpah of the white man, who's clearly out of shape. The brother could take him easily, gun or not ... and whitey just depends on his white privilege and stands there. No sense at all.
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@ChaoticLeftistW Yes, absolutely. It's passive, nonviolent, non-interruptive, and harms no one.
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2 years
@AmyRuff16 @airbagmoments @politvidchannel Republican religious philosophy in one meme.
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@DrewKnightWV @SandyMedellin15 Yeah, thinking things through isn't a Republican strong point.
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5 years
@AngelaBelcamino From a chunk of floating ice in the North Atlantic, all alone, all alone.
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7 years
@RVAwonk @soc_list I don't think it's that simple. No matter how good or careful men may be, they'll have to face suspicion from women who suspect all men. And it will be like proving God's existence: "But I've never done anything!" "Well, prove it. How do I know you're not lying?"
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5 years
Someone needs to put Mike Pence in a serious hotseat. He's as unctuous and slimy as anything, and to my knowledge has been as teflon as Reagan in avoiding serious scrutiny. And I'm sick of him being the one forgotten and left out of criticism of this predatory regíme.
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2 years
@DanRather They only want anti-legislation, in the sense of eliminating all restrictive laws concerning guns and business. But race, religion & morality--there's where they want to legislate!
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@bruce_steiner I don't care. I really, really, REALLY DON'T CARE! By which I mean I don't think it reflects on the Presidency or the power or prestige of the United States. What's vital is that the nation is sound, the laws are upheld, and criminals are held to account.
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2 years
@LuLuRoche @rmantha2 See Dr Eric Feigl-Ding today: new Omicron variant transmissible even in open air with minimal contact. Covid is extremely transmissible & far from over.
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1 year
"the only shame lies with a system which relies upon charity fulfilling its moral and legal obligation to end food insecurity." Damned right.
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"There is no shame in accessing help from food banks: the only shame lies with a system which relies upon charity fulfilling its moral and legal obligation to end food insecurity"
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@haydenblack @drboycewatkins1 Jealousy, under a veneer of indignation that women don't recognize their golden worth without their having to put any work into hygiene and social skills.
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2 years
@JaneotN That begs the question, WHY can't Republicans leave people alone to live their lives? Why's it so important to them that everyone live their way & no other?
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3 years
@RickChapterTwo @Suzierizzo1 I agree with Rick. All red caps must always Trigger a state of high alertness Make you look for concealed carry Be aware that the wearer is probably volatile and dangerous
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@sahilkapur So....the MAJORITY is "partisan?" What do you think "democracy" means? Is it in your mind "bipartisan" to let your minority control things? Yes, I thought so.
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6 years
@Kokomothegreat @arturaskerelis Jezus Keerist. Cheney and Trump in the same frame. I feel ill.
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3 years
@CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Trump just makes stuff up. "I hear," & "People tell me" are nonexistent sources except from his imagination. His speech pattern is verbal chicken tracks. Words & sentences backtrack, criscross, & repeat. There are no facts. He simply buries the listener in sheer verbosity.
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@cattyliepard @ChristopherReil To remind anyone not knowing - this is in reference to my military battery of vaccinations. With my Pfizer anti Covid vaccinations I had no reaction and no sickness whatsoever.
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#TheMentalist A wonderful end to a great series! Congratulations everyone!
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6 years
@wesley_jordan @joncoopertweets @KottiPillar Or FAKED heart attack and "doctor's orders" that he "reluctantly step down."
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1 year
@MMBrussell This is wonderful, and goes perfectly with this cartoon:
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5 years
@ReneeLibby2 I agree. One, what happened to the good old American virtues of toughness & allowing opinions, even if you disagree? & Two, morality & PC police seem to think they can purify the entire world by being hypersensitive to every single nuance & suspected slight.
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@Puckbunny13 Cockleburs
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3 years
@funder Always butter. I never understood the appeal of cream cheese.
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@JaneotN Absolutely 1000% guarantee at least one of them will face charges for rape or attempted rape in their future.
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4 years
@donaldonethics @eclecticbrotha These true patriots displayed what being a hero in peacetime means. They literally gave the last full measure of devotion - to freedom and to the nation.
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@RepsForBiden Integrity
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2 years
@AndreaR9Md Shunning won't do. They'd still have agency and that would be dangerous. I confess I have no answer to how to simultaneously acknowledge people's humanity, yet prevent them from doing things harmful to themselves & others.
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@smc429 @MysterySolvent Sturmdrang Strumpet
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2 years
@NovaLaLu @_EthanGrey This has been updated and changed. Words and phrases like "woke," "critical race theory," and "disarm the populace" would not have been there 10 years ago. They're pandering to current inflammatory rhetoric as well as being politically subversive.
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6 years
@jburg1985 @maydaymindy9 Thank you. It seems a little high-flown and naive for today, doesn't it, wanting intelligence and good character in our leaders?
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5 years
@CBSNews $5B would be the most expensive metaphor of all time.
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4 years
I saw #vermin trending and thought I'd see pictures like this.
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@AmoneyResists The "you made America angry and divisive because you wanted fairness, honesty, & equality" people.
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@MikeJoPro The one place I always think to send him would be to an uninsulated shack in Antarctica. I'd give him thin, uninsulated rags to wear, thin gruel to eat, and hard, hard labor daily until he ended.
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@ananavarro I think what he means is "Deals must be made!" "How can *I* profit?" "How much can I get for materials & building contracts?"
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@PamelaApostolo1 No. Just no. Maybe I'm wrong. But everything I read and hear has made me feel that Death is literally at my elbow every single minute. To hell with not going in hospital or dying, I fear getting it AT ALL, having a breakthrough infection, and dying. So no.
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@RossKneeDeep 1 Cruelty is the point 2 The money could be divvied up to wealthy R backers, & possibly Russians & Saudis in the mix 3 A fetish of "deserving" & "not deserving" leads to a "work or die" zero sum attitude, where no one deserves care or a pension unless they continually "earn" it.
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@TheRickyDavila I LOVE libraries. I WORK in a library! I use texts & reference sources every day!
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@MikeJoPro Eye of newt And tail of rat, Slime of toad And wing of bat, And when all have eaten fine, Finish all with hemlock wine.
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@newknitter21 @IsaacDovere This. Republicans have had a scorched earth policy since the Clinton-Gingrich period.
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@cattyliepard @ChristopherReil I was sick for a week with my vaccines. But I didn't hesitate to take them.
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@funder Damn it. Farewell good dog. You will always be loved. You'll always be missed.
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@Rdkil @girlsreallyrule She has testified and been investigated ad nauseum & till there ain't no moe to go. These fuckers are literally insane, by the definition doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result.
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@Acosta @robreiner How about all reporters ganging up on him or Sanders? Not asking different questions, but having a list that they go down, & if one reporter is silenced, the next reporter asks the same q, on and on, till that's answered, then on to the next question?
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Ladies.....
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@DrZedZha My censored reply to you:
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4 years
I know that when Trump is gone his followers won't feel the same shame that Nazi party members did after WWII. But that's how I'll look at them.
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4 years
There once was a mushroom who tried To take a bad virus in stride. He lied to the people Said it was no big deal Till he caught it himself and he died.
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@realTuckFrumper We call this "back-asswards thinking" where I come from. Obama didn't degrade race relations. Outraged whites did, who couldn't stand the idea of a black man being in charge.
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@morgancjerald What a great space! Now you can Flashdance! whenever you want!
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@tressiemcphd @shrinkthinks It's a technique. Cops, con men, sales people all use it.
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@FrankMikeDavis1 She's an uppity, strong female who confidently speaks out for good things and against THEIR things; Because she GETS THINGS DONE that they hate; Because MAGA like all fascists need a target. They picked her and it works well because she's so effective against their agenda.
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Every Word. They're Not Stupid, and They're Not Spineless. They're Evil. Let's Keep That Straight.
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@OompaLoompaUSA @RVAwonk @BeSeriousUSA Indeed. Reporters there should as forcibly address her and demand straight answers. As with ALL public appearances of ALL public officials. And hiding & not appearing should be utterly disallowed. They MUST face the spotlight.
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@QuancyClayborne "I am proud to meet you and shake your hands. I am proud of you, and of how you represented our country. I wish you were still there."
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@StevenBeschloss @StevijoPayne But I don't want him imprisoned for civil, criminal crimes. I want him charged, convicted, and punished accordingly for capital crimes.
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@PWM62 @wadenelson3131 @ResistanceNOW77 @JRubinBlogger @realDonaldTrump Always & without exception when Trumpists declare progress or success, by that they mean the undoing of liberal institutions & reforms like EPA, healthcare, Soc Sec, unions, etc. To them Progress = Destruction & Devolution
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@maydaymindy9 Making any effort at small talk.
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@JaneotN First, I don't think they either care or think about consequences. Ideologically, balancing the budget seems good to them; SS looks like a huge expense they want to stop. Second, they lack empathy & humanity. That millions would starve, go homeless, & die means nothing to them.
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@pakitaleone Death is my preferred option. However, total solitary confinement for life, or daily, public, worldwide-televised humiliations, are both acceptable alternatives.
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@tfrogdotcom As if no bad people have ever done that.
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@QuancyClayborne "Hello, Donal. Say hello to my little frien'."
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4 years
Good gosh I hope a new administration gives a prominent position to Pete Buttigieg. With him, Joe, Kamala, Liz Warren and others, Dems will be so articulate and grammatically correct that it will fry MAGA brains.
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If only it had been Jon Stewart interviewing MTG.
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@The_UnSilent_ Not asking enough. For our next (true) Chief Exec, I want: Humility Respect for others Respect for Law & American ideals of dignity, equality, & opportunity for all Intelligence Articulateness Respect for Science Respect for (and the ability to weigh) the opinons of experts
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@sunnysideupcake @SaysHummingbird I was *gonna* say "Give ME that goddamned salary, if you don't like it!" But this gif expresses what I feel MUCH better!
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So...am I fluffy and adorable....or am I fluffy and adorable?
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@StephenAtHome Dammit, I was fine till you said "Excelsior!" 😢
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